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[CleverBulb Inc]

What happened to my colour thingy?
Nevertheless:

Ordering

Name: Justina Hog
Age: 19
Product and amount: LuxTua x45

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Name: Andrew Johnson
Age: 98
Product and amount: CleverBulb x4

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Name:Rebbeca Cupid
Age: 16
Product and amount: CleverBulb x12

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Name: Stephanie Anne
Age: 4
Product and amount: 500 zillion of each of everything

OOC: We never really worked out the color thing.

IC:

Justina Hog, Andrew Johnson, Rebbeca Cupid

Thank you for your orders. They have been accepted and deliver is on its way as we speak.

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Stepanie Anne

Sorry, there was aproblem with your order:

[section Age:] Order from applicants under 16 are not accepted
[section Product and Amount:] "500 zillion" is not a valid entry

[Australian rePublic]

What happened to my colour thingy?
Nevertheless:

Ordering

Name: Justina Hog
Age: 19
Product and amount: LuxTua x45

Ordering

Name: Andrew Johnson
Age: 98
Product and amount: CleverBulb x4

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Name:Rebbeca Cupid
Age: 16
Product and amount: CleverBulb x12

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Name: Stephanie Anne
Age: 4
Product and amount: 500 zillion of each of everything

OOC: We never really worked out the color thing.

IC:

Justina Hog, Andrew Johnson, Rebbeca Cupid

Thank you for your orders. They have been accepted and deliver is on its way as we speak.

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Stepanie Anne

Sorry, there was aproblem with your order:

[section Age:] Order from applicants under 18 are not accepted
[section Product and Amount:] "500 zillion" is not a valid entry

OOC: Why aren't you allowed to buy CleverBulb if you're under 18. 16 year olds live alone and might want to buy CleverBulb. (Also, you accepted Rebbeca's, and prvious customers under the age of 18)

Telegram me about the colour thing

IC: Stephanie: "But I want my 50 zillion bulbs!!! "


Everyone else:"Thank You!!! When can we expect delivery?"

[CleverBulb Inc]

OOC: We never really worked out the color thing.

IC:

Justina Hog, Andrew Johnson, Rebbeca Cupid

Thank you for your orders. They have been accepted and deliver is on its way as we speak.

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Stepanie Anne

Sorry, there was aproblem with your order:

[section Age:] Order from applicants under 18 are not accepted
[section Product and Amount:] "500 zillion" is not a valid entry

OOC: Why aren't you allowed to buy CleverBulb if you're under 18. 16 year olds live alone and might want to buy CleverBulb. (Also, you accepted Rebbeca's, and prvious customers under the age of 18)

Telegram me about the colour thing

IC: Stephanie: "But I want my 50 zillion bulbs!!! "


Everyone else:"Thank You!!! When can we expect delivery?"

OOC:
Sorry, I just changed it to 16. We can work on your color project.

[CleverBulb Inc]

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CleverBulb™
Screw it in, Light it up!

[CleverBulb Inc]

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CleverBulb™
Screw it in, Light it up!

[CleverBulb Inc]

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CleverBulb™ Inc. is proud to announce an upcoming new product for retail to Police Departments, Militaries, and private mercenary organizations: LaserLite™

[Australian rePublic]

We can work on your color project.

Excellent!!!

[CleverBulb Inc]

We can work on your color project.

Excellent!!!

Just telegram me, an I'll see about working on it.

[CleverBulb Inc]

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CleverBulb™ Inc. is proud to announce an upcoming new product for retail to Police Departments, Militaries, and private mercenary organizations: LaserLite™

[CleverBulb Inc]

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CleverBulb™ Inc. is proud to announce LaserLite™ is now for sale to those licensed to use it!

[CleverBulb Inc]

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CleverBulb™
Screw it in, Light it up!

[Australian rePublic]

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Name: Australian Republic- State of New South Wales
Age: NSW Police Force
Product and amount: 5 LaserLites (for training purposes)
Please create them in one of our Australian factories
 

[CleverBulb Inc]

Ordering

Name: Australian Republic- State of New South Wales
Age: NSW Police Force
Product and amount: 5 LaserLites (for training purposes)
Please create them in one of our Australian factories
 

New South Wales Police Force

Thank you for ordering from CleverBulb™ Inc! Rest assured that your order is on its way even as you read this.

[Pey]

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Name: Peyian Army
Age: N/A
Product and amount: 30 LaserLites

[Australian rePublic]

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Name: Australian Republic- State of New South Wales
Age: NSW Police Force
Product and amount: 5 LaserLites (for training purposes)
Please create them in one of our Australian factories
 

New South Wales Police Force

Thank you for ordering from CleverBulb™ Inc! Rest assured that your order is on its way even as you read this.

Thank you

[Australian rePublic]

Official Message from the Australian Federal Government
Dear CleverBulb Inc.
Your company has been selected at random for an audit.
Please note, that we have no reason to suspect your company of any wrong doings or illegal behaviour, rather than just a random audit
Please note that offering bribes is a crime and could lead to major legal issues involving your company, including prison sentances
Please note, gifts may be declined by auditing personel or seen as bribes
Failure to participate is a crime
Please note. This audit will only apply to Australia. Auditers have no juristiction outside of Australian territory
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As Australian Federal Law dictates, the Department of Taxation has the right to audit any private organisation, domestic or foreign, for profit or not-for-profit, of any size for any reason. In the case of your company, the audit is conducted through random selection.
The Department of Taxation will audit your company to ensure that it is in line with taxation and labour laws, with a visit to your organisation and head quarters.
No you are not in any trouble if you pass, nor do we suspect you of any illegal activity
Please have all records from the past sixty months ready for presentation (or every file since commencing operation in Australian Republic if operating for less than that time)
We have already inspected some of your records and so far that are available to us through the payments of taxation, and everything is ethical and legal
Also please fill out this form:

Name of Company:
Is Your Organisation for Profit: (Yes-No-Partly): (Explain in detail if partly)
Type of Organisation (charity, corperation, limited, incorperated etc.):
Parent Company (If subsidiary, N/A otherwise):
Global Owner/CEO:
Nation of Origin:
Address of Australian Head Quarters/Cheif Venue (OOC: Just write the name of the city):
Location of Global Head Quarters: (City/Town and nation. Please repeat if same as global ):
Owner/CEO of Australian Division (Please repeat if same as Global):
Australian Business Identification Code (OOC: Just write provided):
Please have all your records from the past sixty months ready for inspection. Do not offer bribes
Thank you for your cooperation and we trust that you are operating legally and ethically

[Australian rePublic]

Ordering

Name: Yurri Leonid
Age: 24
Product and amount: 7× Regular CleverBulb

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Name: Stephanie Anne
Age: 6
Product and amount: 500 Trillion Zilion Gazlion of Everything

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Name: Peter Waltors
Age: 43
Product and amount: 654 of Everything

[CleverBulb Inc]

Official Message from the Australian Federal Government
Dear CleverBulb Inc.
Your company has been selected at random for an audit.
Please note, that we have no reason to suspect your company of any wrong doings or illegal behaviour, rather than just a random audit
Please note that offering bribes is a crime and could lead to major legal issues involving your company, including prison sentances
Please note, gifts may be declined by auditing personel or seen as bribes
Failure to participate is a crime
--------------------------------------------------------
As Australian Federal Law dictates, the Department of Taxation has the right to audit any private organisation, domestic or foreign, for profit or not-for-profit, of any size for any reason. In the case of your company, the audit is conducted through random selection.
The Department of Taxation will audit your company to ensure that it is in line with taxation and labour laws, with a visit to your organisation and head quarters.
No you are not in any trouble if you pass, nor do we suspect you of any illegal activity
Please have all records from the past sixty months ready for presentation (or every file since commencing operation in Australian Republic if operating for less than that time)
We have already inspected some of your records and so far that are available to us through the payments of taxation, and everything is ethical and legal
Also please fill out this form:

Name of Company:
Is Your Organisation for Profit: (Yes-No-Partly): (Explain in detail if partly)
Type of Organisation (charity, corperation, limited, incorperated etc.):
Parent Company (If subsidiary, N/A otherwise):
Global Owner/CEO:
Nation of Origin:
Address of Australian Head Quarters/Cheif Venue (OOC: Just write the name of the city):
Location of Global Head Quarters: (City/Town and nation. Please repeat if same as global ):
Owner/CEO of Australian Division (Please repeat if same as Global):
Australian Business Identification Code (OOC: Just write provided):
Please have all your records from the past sixty months ready for inspection. Do not offer bribes
Thank you for your cooperation and we trust that you are operating legally and ethically

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Hello from CleverBulb™ Inc. In regards to your message, we are glad to know that the Australian Government is ensuring that the jobs are being done right. Of course, you are perfectly entitled to audit us, but we will be quick to say that any false accusations of illegal activity will be brought to courts and are backed up by the official approval of the Sensorian government.

Please find enclosed our form, returned. Thank you for contacting us and ensuring that the business of Australia is safe, legal, and ethical.

Name of Company:

Is Your Organisation for Profit: Yes, however we do fund CleverShare™ Charity, but are not otherwise affiliated with it.
Type of Organisation: Incorporation
Parent Company: N/A 
Global Owner/CEO: Dr. Drew LeBeau
Nation of Origin: Sensorland
Address of Australian Head Quarters/Cheif Venue: Sydney
Location of Global Head Quarters: Elliot City, Sensorland
Owner/CEO of Australian Division: Dr. Drew LeBeau
Australian Business Identification Code: Provided

[Australian rePublic]

Official Message from the Australian Federal Government
Dear CleverBulb Inc.
Your company has been selected at random for an audit.
Please note, that we have no reason to suspect your company of any wrong doings or illegal behaviour, rather than just a random audit
Please note that offering bribes is a crime and could lead to major legal issues involving your company, including prison sentances
Please note, gifts may be declined by auditing personel or seen as bribes
Failure to participate is a crime
--------------------------------------------------------
As Australian Federal Law dictates, the Department of Taxation has the right to audit any private organisation, domestic or foreign, for profit or not-for-profit, of any size for any reason. In the case of your company, the audit is conducted through random selection.
The Department of Taxation will audit your company to ensure that it is in line with taxation and labour laws, with a visit to your organisation and head quarters.
No you are not in any trouble if you pass, nor do we suspect you of any illegal activity
Please have all records from the past sixty months ready for presentation (or every file since commencing operation in Australian Republic if operating for less than that time)
We have already inspected some of your records and so far that are available to us through the payments of taxation, and everything is ethical and legal
Also please fill out this form:

Name of Company:
Is Your Organisation for Profit: (Yes-No-Partly): (Explain in detail if partly)
Type of Organisation (charity, corperation, limited, incorperated etc.):
Parent Company (If subsidiary, N/A otherwise):
Global Owner/CEO:
Nation of Origin:
Address of Australian Head Quarters/Cheif Venue (OOC: Just write the name of the city):
Location of Global Head Quarters: (City/Town and nation. Please repeat if same as global ):
Owner/CEO of Australian Division (Please repeat if same as Global):
Australian Business Identification Code (OOC: Just write provided):
Please have all your records from the past sixty months ready for inspection. Do not offer bribes
Thank you for your cooperation and we trust that you are operating legally and ethically

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Hello from CleverBulb™ Inc. In regards to your message, we are glad to know that the Australian Government is ensuring that the jobs are being done right. Of course, you are perfectly entitled to audit us, but we will be quick to say that any false accusations of illegal activity will be brought to courts and are backed up by the official approval of the Sensorian government.

Please find enclosed our form, returned. Thank you for contacting us and ensuring that the business of Australia is safe, legal, and ethical.

Name of Company:

Is Your Organisation for Profit: Yes, however we do fund CleverShare™ Charity, but are not otherwise affiliated with it.
Type of Organisation: Incorporation
Parent Company: N/A 
Global Owner/CEO: Dr. Drew LeBeau
Nation of Origin: Sensorland
Address of Australian Head Quarters/Cheif Venue: Sydney
Location of Global Head Quarters: Elliot City, Sensorland
Owner/CEO of Australian Division: Dr. Drew LeBeau
Australian Business Identification Code: Provided

If you believe that we are falsly accusing you of illegal activity, you have every right to contest in court. This audit only applies to Australian territory. Thank You for your cooperation. However, we need to know who to contact WITHIN Australia at the completion of the audit. Who is incharge of your Auatralian division?

[CleverBulb Inc]

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Name: Yurri Leonid
Age: 24
Product and amount: 7× Regular CleverBulb

Ordering

Name: Stephanie Anne
Age: 6
Product and amount: 500 Trillion Zilion Gazlion of Everything

Ordering

Name: Peter Waltors
Age: 43
Product and amount: 654 of Everything

Yurri Leonid

Thank you for ordering from CleverBulb™ Inc! Rest assured your order is on its way even as you read this.

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A special letter to miss Stephanie Anne:
Hello, madam. You have requested now multiple times that we send you 500 Trillion Zillion Gazillion of everything. While we would be happy to do this, we have not yet produced that many, as there are not yet enough inhabitants on earth, and we doubt anybod's house is big enough for that. Another problem is your age. Normally we only accept orders from those 16 and up, and while you are a bright young lady, we are not quite certain that you actually have the monetary resources needed to pay that much, seeing as even the most wealthy person on earth could not afford that bog of an order.

However, we would be happy to accept an order of a reasonable amount from a parent or guardian.

Thank you,
CleverBulb™ Inc.

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Peter Waltors

Mr. Waltors, you have ordered very many CleverBulb™s. We should like to ask your reasoning, as you have not provided one, and also would like to inform you that with an order of that size, you will be charged per ten bulbs of LuxTua™ and CleverBulb™ rather than NSD 60/mo for all the CleverBulb™s and NSD 90/mo for all the LuxTua™s. Also, we cannot sell you LaserLite™. Thank you for your cooperation.

[CleverBulb Inc]

If you believe that we are falsly accusing you of illegal activity, you have every right to contest in court. This audit only applies to Australian territory. Thank You for your cooperation. However, we need to know who to contact WITHIN Australia at the completion of the audit. Who is incharge of your Auatralian division?

Hello again. We do not believe we are being falsely accused, it is only a reply to your warning. Please contact Robert Jensen, supervisor of the Australian division of CleverBulb™ Inc. Please address any further information to him at the CleverBulb™ of Australia headquarters in Sydney. Thank you.

[Australian rePublic]

Ordering

Name: Yurri Leonid
Age: 24
Product and amount: 7× Regular CleverBulb

Ordering

Name: Stephanie Anne
Age: 6
Product and amount: 500 Trillion Zilion Gazlion of Everything

Ordering

Name: Peter Waltors
Age: 43
Product and amount: 654 of Everything

Yurri Leonid

Thank you for ordering from CleverBulb™ Inc! Rest assured your order is on its way even as you read this.

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A special letter to miss Stephanie Anne:
Hello, madam. You have requested now multiple times that we send you 500 Trillion Zillion Gazillion of everything. While we would be happy to do this, we have not yet produced that many, as there are not yet enough inhabitants on earth, and we doubt anybod's house is big enough for that. Another problem is your age. Normally we only accept orders from those 16 and up, and while you are a bright young lady, we are not quite certain that you actually have the monetary resources needed to pay that much, seeing as even the most wealthy person on earth could not afford that bog of an order.

However, we would be happy to accept an order of a reasonable amount from a parent or guardian.

Thank you,
CleverBulb™ Inc.

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Peter Waltors

Mr. Waltors, you have ordered very many CleverBulb™s. We should like to ask your reasoning, as you have not provided one, and also would like to inform you that with an order of that size, you will be charged per ten bulbs of LuxTua™ and CleverBulb™ rather than NSD 60/mo for all the CleverBulb™s and NSD 90/mo for all the LuxTua™s. Also, we cannot sell you LaserLite™. Thank you for your cooperation.

Yurri-Thank Yiu
Stephanie protesting "CleverBulb are poopoo heads" in her front yard before being smacked by her father and recieving a time out for continuing to harrase the company
Peter-"Sorry about that. I may have a bit of a drinking problem... Please cancil my order and I will order again when I am sober

[Australian rePublic]

If you believe that we are falsly accusing you of illegal activity, you have every right to contest in court. This audit only applies to Australian territory. Thank You for your cooperation. However, we need to know who to contact WITHIN Australia at the completion of the audit. Who is incharge of your Auatralian division?

Hello again. We do not believe we are being falsely accused, it is only a reply to your warning. Please contact Robert Jensen, supervisor of the Australian division of CleverBulb™ Inc. Please address any further information to him at the CleverBulb™ of Australia headquarters in Sydney. Thank you.

Thank You for your cooperation

[Australian rePublic]

**Fourteen business days later**
Official Message from the Australian Federal Government
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Dear CleverBulb. Thank You for your cooperation. We are pleased to announce that we have found that CleverBulb is operating legaly and ethically. Thank you for obeying our laws. Thank you for your cooperation

[Australian rePublic]

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Name: Jessica Ashley
Age: 18
Product and amount: 5x LuxTua, 2x CleverBulb Lite
 

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Name: Amanda Awomana
Age: 23
Product and amount: 2xRegular CleverBulb
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