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[CleverBulb Inc]

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Why Choose Us?

There are millions of Smart Home products around the world, all waiting for you. So why choose us? Why choose our products? Your answer is simple.

CleverBulb™ Inc’s products are simple, easy to use, and cheap. Compared to any competing brands, CleverBulb™ is just plain better.

Our products are accessible to the blind. They have many functions, and it all comes at an extremely low price.

Why wait? Buy one of our products today. Make your life easier.

Our History

The beginning of CleverBulb™ was in 2012 when Thomas Walsh had a spark of genius. While everyone else was working on tablets, smartphones, and other such things, Thomas was looking to the OODA Loop.

Thomas was a technological genius. He could build and program a computer on his own. It was only logical that he created something amazing. But tablets, computers, and phones had already been done. Something new was what he needed. He wanted to stay one step ahead, so he went to where the technology industry never ventured beyond color-changes. The light bulb. Doing plenty of research, he found that many things could be condensed into a single, long-lasting, powerful light bulb. He worked and created a prototype.

Realizing that the world would love this amazing, one-of-a-kind, useful item, Thomas realized that he needed some business partners to help him start up a company. He recruited six of his most trusted friends to help him.

These were Dr. Drew LeBeau, Mack Shoetree, Carter Jackson, Bryan Gears, Eric Smith, and Meghan Green. They all took proper corporate positions, figuring out what was best for them.

Dr. LeBeau was immediately nominated for CEO, being a great leader. Thomas didn’t argue, he supported this. Thomas became the Chief Technology Officer. Eric was suited to be perfect Chief Marketing Officer. Mack was ready to handle customers and any other situation, earning him the title of Chief Operations Officer. Carter was good with money, and of course he was immediately a Chief Financial Officer. Bryan was ready to explain anything, and great with understanding user experience. He was destined to be the Chief Experience Officer (CXO). Meghan knew immediately her choice. She was the visionary of the group. She imagined CleverBulb™ to the last detail. She was the Chief Visionary Officer.

The group of seven went and looked for many investors. Unfortunately, none truly understood CleverBulb’s potential. Then, one day, a miracle occured. They stumbled upon a group of investors who understood. They saw the potential, and CleverBulb™ Inc was founded.

Throughout the years, CleverBulb™ has grown and made advances, such as LuxTua™ and its monitoring of heart rate, which has saved many people. Technology from our company is getting better and better. CleverBulb™ started it all.

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Product Catalog

Welcome to the product catalog! Here you’ll find all of our marvelous products, from the classic CleverBulb™ to the Nebula™ tablet.

Catalog Contents

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1. CleverBulb™
2. CleverLite™
3. LuxTua™
4. Nebula™
5. LaserLite™

CleverBulb™

CleverBulb™ is the first light of its kind. It features a simple user interface. All you need to do is talk to it.

If you want light, say, “CleverBulb on.” And if you want it off, “CleverBulb off.”
CleverBulb is also extremely practical. If you face a home injury, and nobody is around to help you, then CleverBulb™ can call a team of medics, who will rush immediately to your aid.

Cleverbulb™ will also keep your house safe. If somebody comes into your home, CleverBulb™ will know, thanks to its heat sensors. The intruder will be asked for their identification, and if none or an incorrect ID is given (CleverBulb™ also recognizes your voice), a security team will be alerted, and they will call 911 if necessary.

Lost something? CleverBulb™ knows where it is. When you order CleverBulb™, you get ten free location tracking stickers, to put on items. Now you’ll always know where the keys are.

You need to keep in touch with your friends and family. You need to contact your employer. Whatever the case, you can use use CleverBulb™ to call and e-mail. Just say, “Call Jenna” or “Email Bob”, and CleverBulb™ does the rest. This all works because CleverBulb™ has its own wireless mesh network.

Oh, the schedule, the schedule. You have to remember to do this and that. Well, CleverBulb™ will manage your time. Just say to your bulb, “Schedule a doctor’s appointment for tomorrow at ten o’clock,” and it’s as simple as that. CleverBulb™ also does weather forecasts, so you’ll know if you need an umbrella.

You just need time to relax after a long day. Maybe you want to listen to some music or a book. Thanks to Apollo Booksellers, CleverBulb™ can read any book you buy from the Spectrum™ bookstore on CleverBulb™. And for an extra NSD 1.99, you can get narration by a professional reader added.

And of course, CleverBulb™ knows several jokes. It will chat away about various subjects, and can learn to repeat what you say.

It is simply clever.

CleverBulb™ is priced at NSD 60/mo

CleverLite™

CleverLite™ is lighting reworked. Like CleverBulb™, it can last almost twenty years before needing a replacement.

Imagine walking into a room, and having the light turn on all by itself. Imagine on a voice command, your light goes on or off.

CleverLite™ knows more jokes and conversation than any of our other products, and works well with other lighting.

CleverLite™ also changes color a bit, especially controllable through our CleverBulb™ app.

Light switches are old fashioned. This is the age of Clever.

CleverLite™ is priced at one payment of NSD 100

LuxTua™

LuxTua™ is the best of the best. It is the elite light bulb. LuxTua™ does everything CleverBulb™ and CleverLite™ do, and more.

We’ve worked years with technology to create this long-lasting, classic looking, hi-tech bulb.

LuxTua™ can sense your heart rate, and knows when you are asleep and awake. It can stop functions it was performing that are no longer necessary if you are sleeping.

It is faster, its wireless mesh network is better and more efficient than our other products. This light bulb is nearly impossible to hack, and if anyone succeeds, it shuts itself down.

It can tell emotions based on tone of voice, and often attempts to cheer you up.

This is truly the light of the future. Is it any surprise that its name means “Your Light”?

LuxTua™ is priced at NSD 90/mo.

Nebula ™

The Nebula. The best and fastest tablet you can get.

It has a quadruple-core processor, and a 32 G memory. It has an HD screen, and two cameras, front and back.

It uses the same wireless mesh network that CleverBulb™ does to emit its own wifi, so you get your own internet. Using it is a cheap fee of NSD 10/hour.

It has a built-in app that allows you to monitor and control CleverBulb™, CleverLite™, and LuxTua™ from anywhere in the world. It will alert you if someone has broken into your home, or if anything has happened to your lights.

It also uses the Spectrum™ bookstore, much like CleverBulb™ and LuxTua™. You can read on the go, and listen to music from CleverTunes™.

High-speed internet browsing is possible as well, thanks to our browser, SuperNova™.

There are millions of apps for task management, maps, and entertainment. So what are you waiting for? Get a Nebula™ today.

The Nebula™ is priced at NSD 299

LaserLite™

Warning: This product is dangerous and is only to be sold to police, military, and private mercenary organizations with proof and identification.

While at first it looks like an ordinary flashlight or laser pointer, this is a green stun light. Its effects are equal to or greater than those of Pepper spray when you shine it in somebody's eyes. As well as this, unlike red laser pointers, you can actually see the green beam, not just the dot of light on an object's surface.

On the right, it can be seen in action. This light can blind somebody, temporarily or permanently, as well as stun them and leave them in a dazed state. They will recover from this, but not always blindness, depending on how long and where it is in the eye.

Always use caution and have proper training before using this item for purposes such as stunning someone, whether in self-defense or as a method of attack. Do not point the beam at an object in the air, as you will attract unnecessary attention.

While this product is only for sale to police, military, and mercenary organizations, it may be noted that if you acquire one and are not licensed to use it or are not a part of the above organizations, you should immediately return it to CleverBulb™ Inc.

Do not under any circumstances point this at your own face. If you do so, CleverBulb™ Inc cannot be held accountable for any damage you may cause to yourself or anyone else, physical, mental, or psychological.

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FAQ

Q: What happens if we want LuxTua™ to continue functions in our sleep?
A: By default, security and emergency response will always continue functioning. We find that there is no need, however, for book reading to continue.

Q: 911 isn't a number in my country!
A: While we write 911 as an example, our bulbs know many national equivalents.

Q: Do your products or your company give out personal information?
A: Of course not. We never give out your private information. We value our customers.

Partnerships

CleverBulb™ is partners with…

CleverBulb™ Inc. accepts GECoin!



We are a part of LoyaltyMe



Apollo Booksellers has helped us make the Spectrum™ e-bookstore.



ASTRA- Transport and Spedition delivers you our goods.



CatBEATTS™ Sound Co. brings more music to CleverTunes™.



CleverBulb™ is a part of the Electronic VIllage employee benefits package.



Global Communications, Inc. provides us with our wireless mesh network.



We light Golden Eagle Hotels and Resorts



We light The International Billionaire Club



We helped develop Kingston Wireless cell-bulbs.



We provide CleverBulb™s for Radiomatics Moorburgh Aircraft.

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Welcome to CleverShare, a non-profit charity organization. 1% of all profit from CleverBulb™ Inc. is used to fund CleverShare.

Who are we?

We are a charitable organization dedicated to helping those in need. Poor countries receive our help, and we buy over one hundred thousand plates of food for people every day.

We began when the good folks at the board of CleverBulb™ Inc decided that they should give back to the world. And so began CleverShare, an autonomous Charity Foundation.

Elected community members, who have no affiliations with CleverBulb™ Inc, run CleverShare.

What do we do?

We fund education programs, food donation services, construction of homes for the poor, and donations of animals such as goats for milk to poor families.

You can donate or join our Family Sponsorship program, which allows you to pick a family you want to help out, and pay for their food, water, and education every six months. You can choose how much to donate.

Help us out!

Help CleverShare to make someone’s day a little brighter by donating!

Donate to poor families and countries by applying here:

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Disclaimer- Affiliations with Cleverbulb™ Inc.

Affiliations with CleverBulb Inc are restricted to funds. While they fund our main activities, we still need donations from those who are able to spare what they can.

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CleverBulb™ Inc's new storefront is OPEN!

[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

You wanted some questions to answer.
1. What if we qant Cleverbulb to continue those functions in our sleep
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[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

Does Cleverbulb only know 911, or does it know local equivilants? Because we don't use 911 in this country

[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

Do any of these products store private information?
What are the Terms and Conditions for use of Cleverbulb???

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Does Cleverbulb only know 911, or does it know local equivilants? Because we don't use 911 in this country

Dear inquirer, CleverBulb™ does know local equivalents, 911 is used as an example. Thank you for your question, Mary, Department of Customer Service

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Do any of these products store private information?
What are the Terms and Conditions for use of Cleverbulb???

Dear Inquirer, Our products store information that you give them. The Nebula™, and our light bulbs are included in this. Personal and provate information are not shared, and your e-mail is not spammed. We only have you wire the money from your account. Beyond that, they only know what you tell them. The terms and conditions for CleverBulb™ are here, simplified into Layman's Terms: • CleverBulb™ is not to be used for illegal activities. • CleverBulb™ is for personal use only, and not liscensed for re-sale. • CleverBulb™ inc. is not reponsible for false alarms when 911 is called, and CleverBulb™ does not condone this action. Other than that, it's all fairly obvious. Thank you for your inquiry, Jonothan, Department of Customer Service.

[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

What does WIP mean?
And you missed my applications

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What does WIP mean?
And you missed my applications

work in progress

[CleverBulb Inc]

What does WIP mean?
And you missed my applications

Our apologies, sir/madam. We will get right on it.

[CleverBulb Inc]

You wanted some questions to answer.
1. What if we qant Cleverbulb to continue those functions in our sleep
(OOC): What does WIP mean? (/OOC)

Dear Inquirer, Thank you for your question. As LuxTua™ is the only one of our products that does this, we assume you mean that product. As for your question, it only does this if you say, "please continue doing (Function) in my sleep." It will automatically resume security and emergency response, no matter what, but there is usually no pint in having it read to you in your sleep. Thanks, Jake, Department of customer service.

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If you wish to order one of our products, please fill this out:

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Name: Yurri Afgertanichalkoatotamatanio
Age: 37
Product and amount: 7× CleverLite

If you want a regional office to be built in your nation, please fill this out:

Build Office

Nation: Kalaspia-Shimarata
City(ies): Tserba, Genco City, Krap
Reason: Why not?
Size: Large

If you wish for a factory to be constructed in your nation, please fill this out:

Build Factory

Nation: Kalaspia-Shimarata
City(ies): Ipsola
Reason: Why not???
Size: Any
Efficiency (1-10):10

To get a warehouse located in your nation, please fill this out:

Build Warehouse

Nation: Kalaspia-Shimarata
City(ies): Ipsola or Tserba (they border eachother)
Reason: Don't you want a warehouse close to your factory???
30,000 cubic metres storage
Do you also want to construct resource farms????

Kalaspia-Shimarata

We are pleased to announce that after review and consultation, your applications for 7 CleverLite™s, three large offices, one full efficiency factory, and a 3,000 cubic meters of storage warehouse has been ACCEPTED.

We shall send a team of specialists to supervise construction. We also do not wish to construct resource farms, thank you.

[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

What does WIP mean?
And you missed my applications

Our apologies, sir/madam. We will get right on it.

It's okay

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CleverBulb™
Screw it in, Light it up!

[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

If you wish to order one of our products, please fill this out:

Ordering

Name: Yurri Afgertanichalkoatotamatanio
Age: 37
Product and amount: 7× CleverLite

If you want a regional office to be built in your nation, please fill this out:

Build Office

Nation: Kalaspia-Shimarata
City(ies): Tserba, Genco City, Krap
Reason: Why not?
Size: Large

If you wish for a factory to be constructed in your nation, please fill this out:

Build Factory

Nation: Kalaspia-Shimarata
City(ies): Ipsola
Reason: Why not???
Size: Any
Efficiency (1-10):10

To get a warehouse located in your nation, please fill this out:

Build Warehouse

Nation: Kalaspia-Shimarata
City(ies): Ipsola or Tserba (they border eachother)
Reason: Don't you want a warehouse close to your factory???
30,000 cubic metres storage
Do you also want to construct resource farms????

Kalaspia-Shimarata

We are pleased to announce that after review and consultation, your applications for 7 CleverLite™s, three large offices, one full efficiency factory, and a 3,000 cubic meters of storage warehouse has been ACCEPTED.

We shall send a team of specialists to supervise construction. We also do not wish to construct resource farms, thank you.

Thank You!!!

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CleverBulb™
Screw it in, Light it up!

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CleverBulb™
Screw it in, Light it up!

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Name: Sami Forkinen
Age: 44
Product and amount: 9× CleverLite

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Name: Sami Forkinen
Age: 44
Product and amount: 9× CleverLite

Dear Sami Forkinen,

Thank you for ordering CleverLite™! As we speak, your products are being shipped. In no time at all, your house will be lit up with only a word.

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Office Construction

Nation: The Constitutional Monarchy of The New United British Empire
City(ies): London, English Province
Reason: Expansion for CleverBulb™ Inc
Size: 500,000 metres squared

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Factory Construction

Nation: The Constitutional Monarchy of The New United British Empire
City(ies): Bristol, Birmingham, Luanda, Ardnacrusha, Mumbai, Cape Town, Columbo, Cape Verde Islands, Ha
Reason:
Size: 2,000,000 metres squared each
Efficiency (1-10): 10

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Warehouse Construction

Nation: The Constitutional Monarchy of The New United British Empire
City(ies): Bristol, Birmingham, London, Southampton, Portsmouth, Belfast, B Luanda, Ardnacrusha, Mumbai, Cape Town, Columbo, Cape Verde Islands,
Reason:
Storage Space (In Cubed Meters): 1,000,000 metres cubed each