Mother-Frickin' Chicken [FAST FOOD] [OPEN]

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Thu United Imperial Republics of Merconitonitopia,

A like yoo. Yer attitude makes sunse. Thae Swaskesia peeple are prutty stupit. Yae shuld jist kill them tae. An gi us thur money. An yae ken what. Wur gonna gie yae yaer tax. Cus yaer oan ur wavelength.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

[Nouvel Ecosse]

HEALTH PROBLEMS? SOME SAY MFC CAN HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT!*

*When never eaten, as advised by Health Boards across the World.

[Nouvel Ecosse]

CHEAP AND FATTENING! PERFECT FOR THE THIRD WORLD!*

*Prices in third world countries are doubled to help ship to third world territories.

[Leasatho]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: Leasatho
Number of Chains: 4
Location of Said Chains: Lightsen, Freedville
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes / No Yes
Laws to be ignored: Health Guidelines and such
Tax rate to not be paid: No Taxes *wink*

Just add a mind controlling additive to the food please

[Neu Engollon]

MEGAMORE ENTERPRISES, LLC

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To: Mack Frickin, Int. Developer, Mother-Frickin' Chicken
From: Otto Fridano, CEO, Megamore Ent., LLC, San Remo, Liguria, Neu Engollon
RE: Opening of Franchises of MFC

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Mr. Frickin,

After some considerable wrangling and maneuvering, as well as ensuring the lifelong friendship of several politicians here in the Confederacy, I was able to gain the permits in order to commence opening franchises of your fine dining establishments here in Neu Engollon.
The demand is great, even if the health benefits are atrocious. Many of our citizens have traveled abroad and enjoyed delicious MFC either in Nouvel Ecosse, or in other lands where you have set up franchises, and they would be overjoyed to see MFC locations here at home. I foresee a mound of profits for both you and me, should we bring your venture here.
I hope this is the start of a beautiful friendship. Please see the attached application.

Sincerely,

Otto Fridano, Megamore Ent., LLC

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: Neu Engollon
Number of Chains: 63
Location of Said Chains:
10x Burgunden
7x Panoli
4x Telleursville
3x San Remo
5x Albertville
2x Nice
6x Ciavno
6x Schwartzgarten
4x Konstanz
3x Vusurlac
2x Goertenthal
2x Torino
1x Dronero
1x Enbrun
1x Ticino
2x Ludenthal
1x Annecy
1x Grasse
1x Neuhausen
1x Winterthur

Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes, got it covered.
Laws to be ignored: Dozens. I've got it taken care of on my end, no worries. O.F.
Tax rate to not be paid: normally 21%; Again, I got that covered, no worries. O.F.

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Leasatho,

Aye, sure. If yae can praevide us weth yon additive A'm sure A coold slip it intae thu food.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Mister Otto Fridano,

Here, A've bin to yer country, A'm sure iv it. Soonds like ae reasonabul enuff reply tae me, yae ken. Health Benefits atrocious, do yae say? Yer too kind, mate. A always luv ae bit ae cash, an am sure we wull baeth be rolling in thu stuff efter thus deal is complaeted.

Jist keep yaer side ae thu bargain up, and it wull be ae prosperis relationshup.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

[United States of Devonta]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: United States Of Devonta
Number of Chains: 3,000
Location of Said Chains: Throughout the country
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: None
Tax rate to not be paid: 30%

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae thu United States Of Devonta,

Aye, sure, why no. But af yae think thit wu wid pay yir stupit tax then yae can get tae...

A'm sorry, bit wu dinnae pay tax. Ever. Teke it tae yer courts if yaer nae happy aboot it.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

[Kykid8]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: United Kingdom of Kykid8
Number of Chains: 148
Location of Said Chains: Antopia, UKK and Oakland, UKK
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Maybe...
Laws to be ignored: DONT FEED US PIG SLIME PRODUCED BY THE BACKWASH OF WHAT EVER YOU USE. Thank you.
Tax rate to not be paid: $45 ever 2 months

[Eduardastan]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: Eduardastan
Number of Chains: 10,000
Location of Said Chains: In every city
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes / No: Yes
Laws to be ignored: None
Tax rate to not be paid: Exempt

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Oi you, ya people ae thu United Kingdom of Kykid8,

Get tae f**k. Ma company isnae sum multi-national company thet yae cin leech off. Mebbes arnae fair play, an neither is referring tae oor products as PIG SLIME.

Yer country is a mess, as ere yae. A'm flat-oot refusing tae werk in yer country. Oor company disnae and winnae stand fer yaer stupidity and indolence. We cannae afford yer taxes, and we winnae be improving oor products fer yaer stupid excuse fer a population.

Oor products ere made frae thu best oan offer, an any person disagreeing wi thus can come have a wee chat wi oor lawyer, Uncle Jimmy.

Get tae f**k,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is declined.

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Eduardastan,

A'm told that that is ae pritty big amoont. Wu gladly accept yaer offer.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

[Siaos]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: The Third Federal Republic of Siaos
Number of Chains: 1
Location of Said Chains: Area 7B Toxic Material Research Center
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: Radioactive Waste Transportation and Disposal Guidelines Section 8A
Tax rate to not be paid: N/A

[Slakia]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: Slakia
Number of Chains: 200
Location of Said Chains: Tirana, Steinburg, Rotenburg
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: N/A
Tax rate to not be paid: 50% tax exemption

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae The Third Federal Republic of Siaos,

Ah cin gledly tell yae thet yaer applicashun has bin accepted. Altho A'm no tae sure aboot yaer desired locashun. As lang as yae gie us a discoont oan yer toxic waste fer oor food yill be awrite by us.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Slakia,

Aye, sure, why no.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

[Nouvel Ecosse]

CHEAP AND FATTENING! PERFECT FOR THE THIRD WORLD!*

*Prices in third world countries are doubled to help ship to third world territories.

[Kalceria]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: Kalceria
Number of Chains: 10
Location of Said Chains: 5 in Vindom, 2 in Makersville, 2 in Kalri
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: N/a
Tax rate to not be paid: N/A

[Mizialand]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: Mizialand
Number of Chains: 3
Location of Said Chains: 1- St. Etienne International Airport/ 1- Downtown Heleventia/ 1- Downtown St. Louis
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes / No
Laws to be ignored: Discounted food to economically disadvantaged (20% to 50% of the total cost).
Tax rate to not be paid: 30%

[Terre des Gaules]

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To: Mack Frickin, International Developer, Mother-Frickin Chicken
From: Jean-Phillipe Televant, Ministry of Commerce, Terre Des Gaules

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Mr. Frickin,

We are most hesitant to contact you and make a request for your restaurants to open up a new market in our nation, but the demand has been overwhelming. Our citizens who have traveled abroad in other parts of Astyria and elsewhere have become most...obsessed with your food and insist that locations be closer to home to accommodate their cravings. Therefore, we have filled out an application in order for local companies to administer franchises of MFC here in the land of the Gauls.
The appropriate funds will be transferred to your account and local infrastructure in our cities has been alerted to work with your company in order to make this happen.

Sincerely,

Jean-Phillipe Televant, Minister of Commerce

Name of Nation: Terre Des Gaules
Number of Chains: 42
Location of Said Chains: 10 in Paritte, 7 in La Rocheaux, 6 in Nantemme 5 in Touloux, 5 in Marseille, 3 in Bourdeaux, 3 in Dijonaix, 3 in Lyonne
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: Doesn't matter
Tax rate to not be paid: 14%

[Nyucia]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: The Republic of Nyucia
Number of Chains: 13
Location of Said Chains: Cayaha City, Wattana, Kamon, Nethaniah, Nyucia City, Francine Town
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes / No
Laws to be ignored: None
Tax rate to not be paid: Tax-free

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Kalceria,

Aye, sure, why no.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Mizialand,

A refuse tae pai yer tax. Whit dae A look like, ae fool? Thu CEO ae a multinashunal company? Nut, A'm jist a fermer. Sae leave mi alone.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is rejected.

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Terres Des Gaules,

Aye, sure, why no. But A'm no paying yer tax.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae The Republic of Nyucia,

Aye, sure, why no.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

[Lolloh]

OOC Is this meant as a satirical take on fast food chains?

Name of Nation: Lolloh
Number of Chains: 57,000 should do it
Location of Said Chains: Along abandoned stretches of highway, in the ocean, on our DMZ border, in all humanitarian aid camps we set up (to get emaciated kids fat), in the middle of wolf-infested forests, and in the mountains were all of our bloodthirsty-pillager dragons live. If you run out of space, in the middle of the desert in our protectorate Greater-Simbia, in their insurgent training camps, and, finally, on our chicken farms.
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Just b/c they got fat eating there: Yes
B/c they got seriously ill there: No
Laws to be ignored: Must be inspected every month, we have the right to arrest all managers, salary cap is $150000 a year, minimum wage is $60000 a year, food must be fully organic (with obvious proof that it is), all livestock must be treated humanely in large, spacious areas, employees cannot be fired except if they're lazy (defined as not working 5 hours a day) or commit crimes, oh! and we also need you to install security cameras all over the place.
Tax rate to not be paid: 75% of revenue, assuming you get any

[Cyprevus]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: Cyprevus
Number of Chains: 200
Location of Said Chains: Stanvegaul and other towns around the Nation
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored:non
Tax rate to not be paid: 5% of all profits in our nation.

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Lolloh,

Fufty Seven thoosand? Isnae thet thu wan whaes a wee bit above a hundred? And those locashuns. Soonds perfect. Bit A've got ae few condishuns with yaer applicashun.

Furstly, is there any way oot ae yaer oppresuve tax rejimie? Wu dinnae like thet tax. No at all. An frankly why shud we bi sood if yaer people take ae risk ae eatin oor food. Its their choice. An fat chance ae those laws getting put in.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Cyprevus,

Aye sure, why no. But wir no paying yer tax.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.