Mother-Frickin' Chicken [FAST FOOD] [OPEN]

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae The United Federation of Mandicoria,

Aye, awrite.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

[Malolos Philippines]

Name of Nation: The Federal Republic of (Malolos) Philippines
Number of Chains: 500
Location of Said Chains: 200 (Federal state of Tagalog) 150 (Federal state of Central Visayas) 150 (Federal state of Maguindanao)
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: N/A
Tax rate to not be paid: N/A

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae the Malolos Philippines,

Aye, awrite.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

[Nouvel Ecosse]

OI, YAE, YAE WANT SUM CHICKEN AYE? URDER HERE!

[Norsaksenia]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: The Kingdom of Norsaksenia
Number of Chains: 6
Location of Said Chains: Kristiania, Lerƿikshaƀnið, Kullafjoerður
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: n/a
Tax rate to not be paid: n/a

[Gloriax]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation:Gloriax
Number of Chains:1,000
Location of Said Chains:Nationwide
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored:None
Tax rate to not be paid:5%

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae thu Kingdom of Norsaksenia,

Aye, awrite, seems pritty gid.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Gloriax,

Aye, gi aes ae go. Wiell dae yae gid.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

[Mikhailgrad]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: Mikhailgrád
Number of Chains: 260
Location of Said Chains: Mikhailgrád (City), Novaya Moskva, Zapadgoród, Vostokgoród, Gdánsk, Rostock.
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: None
Tax rate to not be paid: 6%

[Sperostet]

Name of Nation:Sperostet
Number of Chains:1
Location of Said Chains:[Most remote part of] Adura City
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes / No: Yes
Laws to be ignored: Animal Abuse Act
Tax rate to not be paid:37%

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Mikhailgrád,

Aye awrite. But if yae thinka thit a'll bae paying fer that tax, yae can think agin, sunny boi.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Sperostet,

Ah spose it il werk.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

[Rednax]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: The Republic of Rednax
Number of Chains: 25
Location of Said Chains: Rednaxela, Stirlingport, Nina's Gulf, Savannah's Gulf, Francis Hill, Williams Hill, Silverport
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Agreed
Laws to be ignored: None.
Tax rate to not be paid: N/A

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Rednax,

Aye, awrite.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

[Nouvel Ecosse]

HEALTH PROBLEMS? SOME SAY MFC CAN HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT!*

*When never eaten, as advised by Health Boards across the World.

[San Jose Guayabal]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: San José Guayabal
Number of Chains: 3700
Location of Said Chains: Nationwide
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes / No: Yes
Laws to be ignored: No
Tax rate to not be paid: 8,25 %

[Britonisea]

I Must inform you that Bryonie Islands does not Exist.

[Carathius]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: Carathius
Number of Chains: 300
Location of Said Chains: Carathius City, New Aegae, Demetriopolis
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes / No
Laws to be ignored: None
Tax rate to not be paid: Tax exempt

[Bua Nation]

Name of Nation: Bua Nation
Number of Chains: 80
Location of Said Chains: Vorbote Stadt, Unser Haus, Mitten, unserer Straße
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: Human Meat is to be Kosher.
Tax rate to not be paid: 100% of your dignity.

[SJT]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: SJT
Number of Chains: 20
Location of Said Chains: Greater Ashkabia
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: Meat must be prepared in a safe environment, with humanely killed animals
Tax rate to not be paid: 6% added to all purchases

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae San José Guayabal,

Aye, awrite. Sure, wi'll aepen en yaer nashon, but if yae thunk wir ganna pai yae tax yae can gae &*?! yaerself.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

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From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Britonisea,

Thanks fir thu heads up, bit wherever they wunt they took oor restaurants wi them.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Carathius,

Aye, sure, why no. And thankyoo fir maken us exempt frae yaer tax system.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

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From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Bua Nation,

Lusten pal, who do yoo think yae arr insulting ma families company like that. Wir no gien yaer nashon oor dignity. Thats oors. And wit thu hell is this Kosher bisness. Frankly, yae can gae stick it whur thu sun disnae shine.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is denied.

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From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae SJT,

Aye awrite. But I dinnae understand thu wurd humanely. We jist take thu animal oot back wi an axe an hack at it fir a while.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

[United Regions of Verona]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: United Regions of Verona
Number of Chains: 64
Location of Said Chains: 32 in Scresan City, 32 in Nom.
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: None
Tax rate to not be paid: 4% (Any fast-food store with Chicken in its name only needs to pay 4% tax rate)

[Laan]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: Commonwealth of Laan
Number of Chains: 1
Location of Said Chains: 19 Skid Road, Laan City.
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: "Technically" None... what happens on Skid Rd stays in Skid Road...
Tax rate to not be paid: 10.0%

[Nouvel Ecosse]

From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae the United Regions of Verona,

Aye Sure, why no. Except wu decoded that in yaer nashun will call urselves Mother-Frickin' Chikcen, thus avoiding yaer stupit tax.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

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From the Farm of the Frickin
Ecossian Patriots

Hullo Sir ae Laan,

Thus Skid Rood soonds like ur kind a place.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

[The Republic Of Ardenhelm]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is beautiful! MFC is golden pony boy!

[Merconitonitopia]

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: The United Imperial Republics of Merconitonitopia
Number of Chains: 150
Location of Said Chains: All states except Swaskesia because lol Swaskesia.
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes, we assure you that anyone that becomes too fat from your food will be executed and their money split with you and the government.
Laws to be ignored: None.
Tax rate to not be paid: 5%