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Nouvel Ecosse
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Mother-Frickin' Chicken [FAST FOOD] [OPEN]

Postby Nouvel Ecosse » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:23 am

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We sell meat of an unknown origin!

THE FRICKIN' CHICKEN MENU


CHICKEN
Beak & Claw Nuggets
Deep-Fried Chicken served in bites. Made from 100% real Chicken Parts (Excl. Breast)
Small (6 Piece): NS$ 0.99, Medium (10 Piece): NS$ 1.49, Large (Eighteen Piece): NS$ 1.99, Family Sized (Ya Fat Pig!)(One Hundred Piece): NS$ 4.99
Scraped From The Barrel Bucket of Chicken
So good, the binmen refuse to take it in case of radiation poisoning! A whole Bucket full of (What we believe to be) Chicken!
Bucket: NS$ 1.99, Bin: NS$ 2.49, Dumpster: NS$ 2.99, Garbage Truck (With Toy Truck!): NS$ 3.99
Chick Burger
MMM...You can taste the Youth and vitality. We always have too many of these damn things anyway! Served on a bun with fresh week-old lettuce and our secret sauce.
NS$ 1.49
Chicken Salad
So you've gone for the healthy option? Don't worry. We've deep-fried the lettuce and tomatoes to make up for it.
NS$ 1.49
Bonefilled Chicken
Our Chicken, breaded and most likely filled with bones, What, we didn't have the time to take them out...
NS$ 2.49
Spicy Chicken Wrap
Hardly any chicken, lots and lots of peppers. Buy our drinks.
NS$ 1.49


BEEF
The Sick Frick
They say the Mad Cow Disease makes it inedible. We say it adds to the taste!
NS$ 1.49
Beef Burger
Made from the very best parts of the cow; The Cheap Parts!
NS$ 1.49
Cheese Burger
Was this cheese blue when we bought it? No? Enjoy Mother-Frickin's take on the classic Cheese Burger, with the best in Blue Cheese!
NS$ 1.49, or Double up for NS$ 1.69



ASSORTED MEATS (EXCL.ABOVE)
La Mosse Bien
Take the Mother-Frickin' challenge and enter our record books! 25 Pounds of Solid Walrus Meat in a bun, drowned in our sauce. Almost completely inedible! Some refer to it as "The Heart-Attack on a Plate".
NS$ 29.99
The Hannibal Lecter
Thanks to our poor safety record people often die in the machinery and ground up into burgers. Enjoy the taste of Minimum Wage!
NS$ 3.99
I think it might be a Dog Burger
Its not dog. Its just beef that was a man's best friend, and is going to be yours (Until the sickness that is).
NS$ 2.49
Deep-Fried Fish Burger
We're not sure what kind of fish it was, but it had a lovely set of feathers.
NS$ 1.99


SIDES
Salt Fries with Extra Potato
Our specially made potato fries, which are then taken round the back to the grit bin and left for three days.
Small: NS$ 0.70, Medium: NS$ 0.99, Large: NS$ 1.39, A Whole Potato: NS$ 2.49
Circular Onions
We couldn't call them Onion Rings because we couldn't afford the holes in the centre.
NS$ 1.29


CHILD OBESITY
Type 2 Box of Fun
Pick from a whole range of options, including child portions of Nuggets, Burgers, Fries, or for the watchful parent fruit. Comes with a free gift...Type 2 Diabetes!
NS$ 1.99
The Child Pleaser
Appease your child's want for attention by bringing them to Mother-Frickin', where they can stuff their faces with our *healthy* foods for less money than child-care.
NS$ 2.49


DRINKS
Liqo Iron Bru
NS$ 1.19
Liqo Cola
NS$ 1.25
Saturates Milkshake
Do you love milkshakes? Well, enjoy ours today, with added saturated fat!
NS$ 1.69



FATTENING UP THE POPULATION WORLDWIDE


200 Chains in Britonisea
350 Chains in the Bryonie Islands
300 Chains in Carathius
200 Chains in Cyprevus
3000 Chains in United States Of Devonta
10000 Chains in Eduardastan
1000 Chains in Gloriax
500 Chains in Hawkwick
3000 Chains in Hellofad
10 Chains in Kalceria
500 Chains in the Kingdom of Propius
1 Chain in Laan
4 Chains in Leasatho
57,000 Chains in Lolloh
500 Chains in the Malolos Philippines
200 Chains in Mandicoria
150 Chains in Merconitonitopia
260 Chains in Mikhailgrad
250 Chains in Monforte
63 Chains in Neu Engollon
6 Chains in Norsaksenia
40 Chains in Notsofreeland
1 Chain in Nouvel Ecosse
13 Chains in Nyucia
25 Chains in Rednax
150 Chains in Reino do Brazil
56 Chains in Roasaria
3700 Chains in San Jose Guayabal
1 Chain in Siaos
20 Chains in SJT
200 Chains in Slakia
1 Chain in Sperostet
300 Chains in the Sultanate of Israelis
42 Chains in Terres Des Gaules
64 Chains in United Regions of Verona
50 Chains in Vilamoura
1,500 Chains in Western European Republic
100 Chains in Wiggum Island


HAVE A POPULATION HUNGRY FOR POORLY MADE FOOD? BRING US TO YOU TODAY!
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Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation:
Number of Chains:
Location of Said Chains:
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes / No
Laws to be ignored:
Tax rate to not be paid:
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Postby Nouvel Ecosse » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:23 am

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Britonisea
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Postby Britonisea » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:43 am

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation:Britonisea
Number of Chains:200
Location of Said Chains: Al De Londonisea, Telm City, London, Doportedas, Britonisea City
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes / No
Laws to be ignored: Non
Tax rate to not be paid: no tax rate

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Reino do Brazil
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Postby Reino do Brazil » Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:14 pm

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: Reino do Brazil
Number of Chains: 150
Location of Said Chains: New Frontier, Sao Paulo, North Amazon
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: Non
Tax rate to not be paid: Tax free
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Postby Nouvel Ecosse » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:44 pm

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Hullo Sir ae Britonisea,

'Tis a beauty of a morning tis it not. Aye, and yae wan oor company in yaer country, aye? Weell, A'm sure sumhin can be arranged. Oan behalf o' the Frickin Family an oor company, Mother-Frickin' Chicken, A woold like to teell yae that yaer application has been accepted.

Tha decision ae yaer nation to gie us baeth free tax, exemption frae lawsuits and tha chance to open like 200 chains is somehin we are pretty heppy aboot, naw.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Your Application has been accepted.

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Postby Nouvel Ecosse » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:48 pm

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Hullo Sir ae Reino do Brazil,

As a toold tha lest guy, tis ae beauty ae a morning. Oan behalf ae thu Fricken Family, A woold like tae take thu chance tae thank yae for yaer application, which we hae accepted. We waeld ailso like tae take thu chance tae thank yae fir yaer kind decision tae make us exempt frae tax an lawsuits. Tis an honour tae begin werkin an yaer country.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Your Application has been accepted.

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Postby Monforte » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:57 pm

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: The Principality of Monforte
Number of Chains: 250
Location of Said Chains: Monfortinho, Kush, Blueland
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: Non
Tax rate to not be paid: exempt
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Postby Nouvel Ecosse » Fri Sep 13, 2013 2:08 pm

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Hullo Sir ae Monforte,

Aye, tis a fandabbydosy day fur aw us ate Frickin. Yae er thu thurd Country thu day thae wae heve decided tae accept ane application frae. We wid like tae thank yae fur yaer generous proposition of exemption frae baeth tax an lawsuits, aye, tis very kind ae yae. We look ferward tae a lang an presporous future werking within yaer country.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Your Application has been accepted.

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Postby Racao » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:45 pm

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Dear Mother-Frickin' Chicken,

We have heard some great (er, not so great) things about your company and we hope that we can become your first supplier. We offer several soda products that have the best taste in the world, including Coara Cola, Sufari Spicy Soda, Kusini Cream Soda, Carao Citrus Soda, Oraca Orange Soda, and our famous Racao Root Beer. All of these products come at fantastically low wholesale prices. We also sell soda machines and all that you need to fill them. Our products would be great to wash down all the quality chicken that your customers get. Please visit our website at www.dukedomdrinks.com.rac for our full offerings.

Sincerely,
Baba Bosi
Int'l Sales Representative

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Postby Hellofad » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:57 pm

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation:The United Kingdom of Hellofad
Number of Chains:3,000
Location of Said Chains:Clydebank Clydsland Greasco Chiclefn
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Aye. / No
Laws to be ignored:Non
Tax rate to not be paid:Tax Free

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Postby Nouvel Ecosse » Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:07 pm

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Hullo Sir ae Hellofad,

Ah, a lad thet speaks thu lingo, aye. Wull, A'll tell yae whit, ur move into yir country wull certainly be prutty smooth, unlike thase uther ones whur thae dinnae even ken whit A'm talkin boot. Its like bein back en ma hame city agen.

On behalf e thu rest ae thu board, wu're mare then happy to open 3,000 chains en yir country. And wid like tae thank yae fir yer offer af nae tax and exemption frae lawsuits. Especially kind ae yae.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

OOC: Rosyth in Fife actually, but I was trying to get the West Coast accent right. Seems like it worked. And I don't think you'll need a translation.

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Postby Hellofad » Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:10 pm

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Hullo Sir ae Hellofad,

Ah, a lad thet speaks thu lingo, aye. Wull, A'll tell yae whit, ur move into yir country wull certainly be prutty smooth, unlike thase uther ones whur thae dinnae even ken whit A'm talkin boot. Its like bein back en ma hame city agen.

On behalf e thu rest ae thu board, wu're mare then happy to open 3,000 chains en yir country. And wid like tae thank yae fir yer offer af nae tax and exemption frae lawsuits. Especially kind ae yae.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

OOC: Rosyth in Fife actually, but I was trying to get the West Coast accent right. Seems like it worked. And I don't think you'll need a translation.

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Postby Vilamoura » Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:52 pm

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: The Republic of Vilamoura
Number of Chains:50
Location of Said Chains: Greater-Vilamoura
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: Non
Tax rate to not be paid: Tax Free
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Postby Nouvel Ecosse » Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:47 am

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Hullo Sir ae thhu Republuc ae Vilamoura,

Efter ae quick looksie aver yaer application, A'm delighted tae accept oan behalf ae thu entire Frickin' Family. Tis aen honour tae begin werking in yaer country, an wi'd like tae thank yae faer yaer kind deeds aen meking us exempt frae both tax end lawsuits. Wu ken how kind tis.

Wu look ferward tae operating frae yaer country.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Your Application has been accepted.
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Postby Opikistan » Sat Sep 14, 2013 6:06 am

Name of Nation: The Marxist-Leninist Republic of Opikistan
Number of Chains: 450
Location of Said Chains: 250 (New Atta'Kaj) 150 (East Gloucester) 50 (Scattered)
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: N/A
Tax rate to not be paid: N/A

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Postby Nouvel Ecosse » Sat Sep 14, 2013 7:55 am

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Hullo Sir ae Opikistan,

Tis a fine afternoon, tis it no? So yae waant oor company en yaer country, aye? Well, A cen tell yae thet, oan behalf ae ma family whae are thu board ae this here company thet yaer application has bin accepted.

Wi'd like tae thank yae fir yaer kind offer ae both exemption frae tax and frae lawsuits, which well make oor life en yoor country all thu more easier.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

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Postby Bryonie Islands » Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:35 am

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: Bryonie Islands
Number of Chains: 350
Location of Said Chains: Bryonie City
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored:Non
Tax rate to not be paid:Non
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Postby Nouvel Ecosse » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:46 am

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Hullo Sir ae the Bryonie Islands,

A'm extreemely soarry aboot thu late reply tae yaer application. Busuness an all, ya ken. However, tis a pleasure a mine tae announce that yaer application fir thu opening ae 350 chains acruss yaer islands has bin accepted by me oan behalf ae thu entire board ae directors, oar thu family as A refer tae them.

We aer extrumley thankful fir thu oaffer ae nae taxes an exemption frae lawsuits. Thaet is most kind ae yae.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

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Postby Of isrelities » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:26 pm

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application
Name of Nation: the sultanate of Israelis
Number of Chains: 300 ( 100 in beer sheaved , 20 in eilat , the rest in tel aviv
Location of Said Chains:Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: prices per weight until 4 peoples
Laws to be ignored: n/a
Tax rate to not be paid: : n/a

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Postby Nouvel Ecosse » Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:49 am

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Hullo Sir ae the Isrelities,

Wu look ferward tae werkin frae yaer country, especially cunsidering yaer offer ae exemption frae baeth tax an lawsuits.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

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Postby Hawkwick » Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:34 pm

Name of Nation: Hawkwick
Number of Chains: 500
Location of Said Chains: Various places
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: None
Tax rate to not be paid: none
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Postby Nouvel Ecosse » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:15 pm

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Hullo Sir ae Hawkwick,

Wu look ferward tae werkin frae yaer country, especially cunsidering yaer offer ae exemption frae baeth tax an lawsuits.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

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The Free Kingdom of Proprius
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Postby The Free Kingdom of Proprius » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:38 pm

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: The Kingdom of Proprius
Number of Chains: 500
Location of Said Chains: Metroplex 1 (The capital of Proprius)
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: Homicide laws, laws banning a corporation from arming its employees with automatic weaponry
Tax rate to not be paid: 10% discount on all taxes.

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Postby Nouvel Ecosse » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:18 pm

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Hullo Sir ae The Kingdom of Proprius,

Aye, awrite.

Yaers Sincerely,

Mack Frickin
International Developer of Mother-Frickin' Chicken

Translation: Application is accepted.

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Postby Mandicoria » Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:39 pm

Mother-Frickin' Chicken Application

Name of Nation: The United Federation of Mandicoria
Number of Chains: 200
Location of Said Chains: Arkskade, New Hope, and Moscova
Agreement that we can not be sued by fat populace of your country: Yes
Laws to be ignored: None
Tax rate to not be paid: None
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