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[Great Terran Republic]

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We would like 3000 American made Abrams tanks.
To do a little business with some friends of ours.

We would also like to know if theirs a storefront where we can whack or bribe some Asian politicians.

No, I am sorry but we don't have a storefront for that yet. If we get mre recruits we wil
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Contract

3000 American made Abrams tanks.

Sum: 20 billion

Sign:

Don

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The 20 billion will be delivered to you by a man named Jimmy.
Make sure he doesn’t ask to many questions.

[Powerhouse Mafia]

No, I am sorry but we don't have a storefront for that yet. If we get mre recruits we wil
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Contract

3000 American made Abrams tanks.

Sum: 20 billion

Sign:

Don

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The 20 billion will be delivered to you by a man named Jimmy.
Make sure he doesn’t ask to many questions.

Ok, pleasure doing buisness.

[The Red Star Union]

Red Star Forces would like...

A Super Carrier, with 200 aircraft and able to withstand a nuclear attack or 50 bombs.

That's a vary expensive item, a reguler carrier is about 1 trillion all by itself just to build, I can do this but it will cost about 2 trillion!

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Contract

A Super Carrier, with 200 aircraft and able to withstand a nuclear attack or 50 bombs

Sum: 2 trillion

Sign:

Don

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General Brutus
Defense Secretary and Dictator

Money has been wired.

[Powerhouse Mafia]

That's a vary expensive item, a reguler carrier is about 1 trillion all by itself just to build, I can do this but it will cost about 2 trillion!

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Contract

A Super Carrier, with 200 aircraft and able to withstand a nuclear attack or 50 bombs

Sum: 2 trillion

Sign:

Don

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General Brutus
Defense Secretary and Dictator

Money has been wired.

Pleasure doing buisness

[Sacheyenya]

CONTRACT

Rolls-Royce costume made to be a superstrech limo and convertible with a hot tub built in to the trunk, red carpeting and seats, newest in sterio and sorround sound, 100 inch flatscreen and blue-ray built in, xbox 360 and ps4 built in, mini refrigerator and wine shelf, blue spinner rims and blue light under car.

Paint job is black with ice blue flames and the motor is a hemi coustome 560, 300 mph, twin exhaust system with turbo and nos, when nos is used a blue flame comes out the exhaust and with turbo a red flame.

Sum: 33,000,000

Sign: Don

Signed: Sarko Bellirus Dyanu, Grand High Chieftain by Blood, Under the Grace of the Gods, of the Holy Monarch's Empire of the United Tribes of Sacheyenya

[Powerhouse Mafia]

CONTRACT

Rolls-Royce costume made to be a superstrech limo and convertible with a hot tub built in to the trunk, red carpeting and seats, newest in sterio and sorround sound, 100 inch flatscreen and blue-ray built in, xbox 360 and ps4 built in, mini refrigerator and wine shelf, blue spinner rims and blue light under car.

Paint job is black with ice blue flames and the motor is a hemi coustome 560, 300 mph, twin exhaust system with turbo and nos, when nos is used a blue flame comes out the exhaust and with turbo a red flame.

Sum: 33,000,000

Sign: Don

Signed: Sarko Bellirus Dyanu, Grand High Chieftain by Blood, Under the Grace of the Gods, of the Holy Monarch's Empire of the United Tribes of Sacheyenya

Pleasure doin buisness

[Victorious Decepticons]

(Inside a box of pillows on your door was this note)

Ok, I see were your at, the mafia loves this. It just so happens we can get a hold of a laser drill that can cut through the ground. We will take the oil through underground ways (tap into it) and dry it up and then when you say so we will put it back. How does that sound?

(A box marked "Omaha Steaks" arrives at your office. Most of them are wrapped in what appears to be copies of ads for that company, but one of the steaks is wrapped in this note instead.)

Ah, the ol' horizontal drilling trick! Unfortunately, we Decepticons are masters at that (and any other known way of raiding oil) - and therefore, the guards will be on the lookout for it. You'll need to make the system immune to metal detectors AND seismic wave detection (drilling generally produces a notable seismic signature, especially when it's of the high speed variety). And, of course, the staff will scour the area looking specifically for raiders when they notice the stock disappearing. We are, after all, a nation of oil raiders, so we know that black gold doesn't disappear that fast on its own.

If you can get past those defenses, though, sure.

Also, please use a more fitting communication delivery container next time. It certainly would look weird if someone saw me get a delivery of a bunch of pillows. After all, we usually sleep flat on metal beds!

Still, I must congratulate you on figuring out where to send your response. I had expected you to just send the pigeon back. Your operative must be very good at survivalism, too, considering how much wild terrain he would have had to cross!

[OOC: Through various machinations, General Carjack owns all of Decepticon Earth except those oil refineries and fields, and is looking to pry Megatron Energon's fingers off those last few thousand acres so he has de-facto control over the *entire* planet. Even though it's not much land compared to a planet, it irks him much like if you owned one acre but someone else insisted on keeping control of 6 inches in the middle of it.]

[Powerhouse Mafia]

(Inside a box of pillows on your door was this note)

Ok, I see were your at, the mafia loves this. It just so happens we can get a hold of a laser drill that can cut through the ground. We will take the oil through underground ways (tap into it) and dry it up and then when you say so we will put it back. How does that sound?

(A box marked "Omaha Steaks" arrives at your office. Most of them are wrapped in what appears to be copies of ads for that company, but one of the steaks is wrapped in this note instead.)

Ah, the ol' horizontal drilling trick! Unfortunately, we Decepticons are masters at that (and any other known way of raiding oil) - and therefore, the guards will be on the lookout for it. You'll need to make the system immune to metal detectors AND seismic wave detection (drilling generally produces a notable seismic signature, especially when it's of the high speed variety). And, of course, the staff will scour the area looking specifically for raiders when they notice the stock disappearing. We are, after all, a nation of oil raiders, so we know that black gold doesn't disappear that fast on its own.

If you can get past those defenses, though, sure.

Also, please use a more fitting communication delivery container next time. It certainly would look weird if someone saw me get a delivery of a bunch of pillows. After all, we usually sleep flat on metal beds!

Still, I must congratulate you on figuring out where to send your response. I had expected you to just send the pigeon back. Your operative must be very good at survivalism, too, considering how much wild terrain he would have had to cross!

[OOC: Through various machinations, General Carjack owns all of Decepticon Earth except those oil refineries and fields, and is looking to pry Megatron Energon's fingers off those last few thousand acres so he has de-facto control over the *entire* planet. Even though it's not much land compared to a planet, it irks him much like if you owned one acre but someone else insisted on keeping control of 6 inches in the middle of it.]

A autobot and dicepticon chess set arrives at your door with the pieces wraped in newspaper but the board in a piece of poster paper with a note taped to it.

Hahaha, so let's get into billion doller machinery then. I can get a machien called the switch blade wich can turn invisible as well as go super fast and can't be detected by anything including sismic detection (more info watch the movie ISpy.) I could reverse engeneer it to the drill and do I really need to say more about the drills new and improved features? Then as I am sucking the oil dry I will replace it with a liquid that looks, smells and feels like oil but a car or machine can't run on it mre then 3 miles (we use this at our gas stations as part of a oil sceam!) The detecters won't know the diffrence. When you tell me to I will put it back and suck out the remaning bad stuff! How about that?

[Astholm]

We are looking for the following vehicles:
1993 Geo Prizm 1.6 LSi 4-door sedan
1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8i GLX 5-door hatchback
2004 Subaru Impreza 2.0 GX AWD 4-door saloon
1984 Vauxhall Cavalier 1300 L 4-door saloon

Will pay good money for them depending on mileage and condition.

[Powerhouse Mafia]

We are looking for the following vehicles:
1993 Geo Prizm 1.6 LSi 4-door sedan
1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8i GLX 5-door hatchback
2004 Subaru Impreza 2.0 GX AWD 4-door saloon
1984 Vauxhall Cavalier 1300 L 4-door saloon

Will pay good money for them depending on mileage and condition.

How about brand new with only 10 miles!

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CONTRACT

brand new with only 10 miles-

1993 Geo Prizm 1.6 LSi 4-door sedan
1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8i GLX 5-door hatchback
2004 Subaru Impreza 2.0 GX AWD 4-door saloon
1984 Vauxhall Cavalier 1300 L 4-door saloon

Sum: 50 million

Sign: Don

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[Sensorland]

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[Powerhouse Mafia]

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[Helltank]

I would like to purchase the rear half of a cat. The incision on the cat should be made with a clean scalpel so the cat doesn't feel any pain-preferably, the cat should be dead of natural causes beforehand.

We would also like to buy a rabbit's foot good luck charm and three boxes of copper wires.

Do not ask any questions. We will pay you 5000 dollars.

[Powerhouse Mafia]

I would like to purchase the rear half of a cat. The incision on the cat should be made with a clean scalpel so the cat doesn't feel any pain-preferably, the cat should be dead of natural causes beforehand.

We would also like to buy a rabbit's foot good luck charm and three boxes of copper wires.

Do not ask any questions. We will pay you 5000 dollars.

I can do this but it will cost 50,000 becouse of doctors fees and guns for bribing some people for wires and such

[Powerhouse Mafia]

I would like to purchase the rear half of a cat. The incision on the cat should be made with a clean scalpel so the cat doesn't feel any pain-preferably, the cat should be dead of natural causes beforehand.

We would also like to buy a rabbit's foot good luck charm and three boxes of copper wires.

Do not ask any questions. We will pay you 5000 dollars.

I can do this but it will cost 50,000 becouse of doctors fees and guns for bribing some people for wires and such

Is this ok?

[Sensorland]

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[Helltank]

Send a representative to the abandoned fish market warehouse in Fuego, Helltank next week, at the same day, at two in the morning Helltank time. It's located next to the Church of the Hanging Christ. On the door is a padlock. Knock on the base of the padlock twice and it will slide open, revealing a keypad. Enter in the combination "281066139100" into the keypad and the door should open. Inside the warehouse will be a man in a suit and hat. Tell him,"This warehouse smells fishy." He will laugh and then say,"That's funny. Here's another one. My name is Alexander. Alexander what? Alexander the Great!" upon which you should hand over the merchandise. He will in return hand you a box of unmarked five dollar notes and a second box inside. In the second box will be unmarked ten dollar notes. None of the notes should have consecutive serial numbers. If at any point after you enter the warehouse, you notice Alexander acting in a way that is not specified by this message, or does not keep to his dialogue letter for letter, or the money he hands you is not exactly as specified, kill Alexander, get out of the warehouse immediately and take shelter in the church. Then contact us again to find out what you should do next. If everything goes smoothly, you should receive your money, upon which your representative should proceed to the Pyrum Airport and take the S90156 PowerA!rlines plane back to your country.

[Powerhouse Mafia]

Send a representative to the abandoned fish market warehouse in Fuego, Helltank next week, at the same day, at two in the morning Helltank time. It's located next to the Church of the Hanging Christ. On the door is a padlock. Knock on the base of the padlock twice and it will slide open, revealing a keypad. Enter in the combination "281066139100" into the keypad and the door should open. Inside the warehouse will be a man in a suit and hat. Tell him,"This warehouse smells fishy." He will laugh and then say,"That's funny. Here's another one. My name is Alexander. Alexander what? Alexander the Great!" upon which you should hand over the merchandise. He will in return hand you a box of unmarked five dollar notes and a second box inside. In the second box will be unmarked ten dollar notes. None of the notes should have consecutive serial numbers. If at any point after you enter the warehouse, you notice Alexander acting in a way that is not specified by this message, or does not keep to his dialogue letter for letter, or the money he hands you is not exactly as specified, kill Alexander, get out of the warehouse immediately and take shelter in the church. Then contact us again to find out what you should do next. If everything goes smoothly, you should receive your money, upon which your representative should proceed to the Pyrum Airport and take the S90156 PowerA!rlines plane back to your country.

Don needs an exact date and country helltanks in!

[Voik]

Including grounders it will cost 50 million

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CONTRACT

a armored train that would be able to withstand a direct hit from a small nuclear missile.

Rolls Royce for the interior of the train.

a wine storage train car stocked with the best wine.

Grounders.

Sum: 50 million

Signed:

Don

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Lord Keegan III

[Powerhouse Mafia]

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CONTRACT

a armored train that would be able to withstand a direct hit from a small nuclear missile.

Rolls Royce for the interior of the train.

a wine storage train car stocked with the best wine.

Grounders.

Sum: 50 million

Signed:

Don

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Lord Keegan III

Pleasure doin buisness

[Helltank]

Send a representative to the abandoned fish market warehouse in Fuego, Helltank next week, at the same day, at two in the morning Helltank time. It's located next to the Church of the Hanging Christ. On the door is a padlock. Knock on the base of the padlock twice and it will slide open, revealing a keypad. Enter in the combination "281066139100" into the keypad and the door should open. Inside the warehouse will be a man in a suit and hat. Tell him,"This warehouse smells fishy." He will laugh and then say,"That's funny. Here's another one. My name is Alexander. Alexander what? Alexander the Great!" upon which you should hand over the merchandise. He will in return hand you a box of unmarked five dollar notes and a second box inside. In the second box will be unmarked ten dollar notes. None of the notes should have consecutive serial numbers. If at any point after you enter the warehouse, you notice Alexander acting in a way that is not specified by this message, or does not keep to his dialogue letter for letter, or the money he hands you is not exactly as specified, kill Alexander, get out of the warehouse immediately and take shelter in the church. Then contact us again to find out what you should do next. If everything goes smoothly, you should receive your money, upon which your representative should proceed to the Pyrum Airport and take the S90156 PowerA!rlines plane back to your country.

Don needs an exact date and country helltanks in!

Helltank is a nation by itself.

Do it on the 2nd of September.

[The Dead Lands]

The Dead Lands is currently in great need for some invisible nuclear mines so our leader The Supreme Overlord of Overlords can win the Hell Inc. april fools day. They will need to be delivered some time within this week, before our grand leader decides that April fools is a worthless holiday and gives up. Money is no issue, although exchange rates are very complex after our great leader decided that it would be funny to change the economy system to explosives. We are willing to pay any amount of gold, diamond, or people to aquire this weapon.

[Skydiveria]

The nation of Skydiveria would like to acquire a B-17 model bomber plane for our museum money is of no concern. -General Lawrence

[Powerhouse Mafia]

Don needs an exact date and country helltanks in!

Helltank is a nation by itself.

Do it on the 2nd of September.

Ok

[Powerhouse Mafia]

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CONTRACT

a armored train that would be able to withstand a direct hit from a small nuclear missile.

Rolls Royce for the interior of the train.

a wine storage train car stocked with the best wine.

Grounders.

Sum: 50 million

Signed:

Don

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Lord Keegan III

Ok pleasure doin buisness,