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Ivanhozer
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Founded: Dec 28, 2010
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Postby Ivanhozer » Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:55 pm

Good Day;

This is Ivanhozer Representative Ivan Coldger, Military Finances Division.
We would like to order a shipment of 200,000 grenade launchers, 3,980,800 rifles and side arms of the same round size, and 4 million combat knives.
This will have to come with 2,400,000 grenades for the launchers, and around 796,160,000 rounds that would fit both the riles and sidearms.

These weapons will all have to be in superb working order, and will be checked.

Ivanhozer does not manufacture weapons, so this is of vital importance:
We are currently training a specialized military group to control zombies. These weapons would be used only to destroy the menace.

In exchange, we have a few dozen *cough* nuclear warheads *cough* (more like 100-400) that are being well maintained in an underground, shielded complex.
We will also let you have first rights to the Extended Training Program, ready on March 20.
Would these satisfy you?

Link: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=279967

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New Tauri Republic
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Postby New Tauri Republic » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:56 pm

We are a scientific organization looking to colonize and teraform mars. While we do not ussually have dealings with experienced private traders such as you, in order to teraform mars, we will require amounts of casaba howitzers and normal high level nuclear weaponry. Due to the amount needed, we are unable to publicly acquire all of our needed equipment. We are in need of several hundred thousand mutimegaton nuclear warheads, and approximately several thousand nuclear warheads. Even though we are mainly a scientific organization, we have contacts with local merc.. er local private contractors, and local ma... er local private traders such as yourself.


We are willing to negotiate; tanks, machine guns, antitank rifles, tactical nuclear warheads, nuclear artillery, biowarfare agents, heavy machine guns, bazookas, orbital spy satelites, rods from god attack satelites, etc are available, we did not tell you this of course... Please remember, this meeting never happened... We will be checking the merchandisel and my fellow scientists ( motioning to half a dozen highly experienced ex black ops agents in lab coats who happen to have legitimate phds in human physiology, anatomy amd phsychology) and I await your reply.

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The Aspari Syndicate
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Postby The Aspari Syndicate » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:15 pm

*CONNECTION ESTABLISHED: ENCRYPTED MESSAGE INCOMING*

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THIS LINE IS NOT SECURE, BUT WE CAN PUT YOU IN TOUCH WITH WHAT YOU NEED. ACCESS I.P. ADDRESS 184.79.122.786, AND SEND A MESSAGE THROUGH IT. DO NOT ACCESS THE OTHER LINKS; DOING SO WILL ACTIVATE A MEMETIC KILL AGENT TO PREVENT UNWANTED SNOOPING. ONE CANNOT BE TOO CAREFUL IN THESE MATTERS, AFTER ALL. WE LOOK FORWARD TO DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.

R.S.


194.82.196.770
184.79.122.786
123.77.719.670

*CONNECTION CLOSED*
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Ivanhozer
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Postby Ivanhozer » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:54 pm

New Tauri Republic wrote:We are a scientific organization looking to colonize and teraform mars. While we do not ussually have dealings with experienced private traders such as you, in order to teraform mars, we will require amounts of casaba howitzers and normal high level nuclear weaponry. Due to the amount needed, we are unable to publicly acquire all of our needed equipment. We are in need of several hundred thousand mutimegaton nuclear warheads, and approximately several thousand nuclear warheads. Even though we are mainly a scientific organization, we have contacts with local merc.. er local private contractors, and local ma... er local private traders such as yourself.


We are willing to negotiate; tanks, machine guns, antitank rifles, tactical nuclear warheads, nuclear artillery, biowarfare agents, heavy machine guns, bazookas, orbital spy satelites, rods from god attack satelites, etc are available, we did not tell you this of course... Please remember, this meeting never happened... We will be checking the merchandisel and my fellow scientists ( motioning to half a dozen highly experienced ex black ops agents in lab coats who happen to have legitimate phds in human physiology, anatomy amd phsychology) and I await your reply.


I can provide you with Nukes, sir. We did mine uranium once and still have a ton, and we are ready and willing to provide for you if you read my above post and comply.
We are the peaceful nation of Ivanhozer, disturbed by zombies.

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Powerhouse Mafia
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Founded: Aug 13, 2013
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Postby Powerhouse Mafia » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:31 pm

The Don and Powerhous Mafia are back, we dispatched but now we found a new home for the Mafia and a new store. Unfortunatly this store is now officialy close but I have built a bigger and better store.

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Powerhouse Mafia
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Postby Powerhouse Mafia » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:35 pm

Go to "The new Mafia store." And you leave me a request, the Don will telegram you and buisness will go on through telegram

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Powerhouse Mafia
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Postby Powerhouse Mafia » Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:08 am

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=284633

This is the new store locaion

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Hakio
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Postby Hakio » Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:25 am

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Aperture Labaratories
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Postby Aperture Labaratories » Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:08 pm

We want 50,000 tons of pure 100% asbestos

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