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[Powerhouse Mafia]

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Sorry for the Inconvenience,

Don

[The Free Kingdom of Proprius]

An intact, flight-capable space shuttle. This must be of a proven design and able to be fueled with current Proprian facilities. It also must be delivered privately and securely. If it originated in a country with a developed space program, we'd feel more confident about this deal.

What do you want in exchange? We have a few suggestions.

-Gold bars (Valuable anywhere in the world! Unstamped.)
-Crates of assault rifles (Well-made Proprian assault rifles. They can withstand rain and years of neglect and still be effective.)
-Juvenile Tyrannosaurus Rexs (To our knowledge, these valuable animals are only native to our country. While difficult to train, they make excellent status symbols.)

[Powerhouse Mafia]

An intact, flight-capable space shuttle. This must be of a proven design and able to be fueled with current Proprian facilities. It also must be delivered privately and securely. If it originated in a country with a developed space program, we'd feel more confident about this deal.

What do you want in exchange? We have a few suggestions.

-Gold bars (Valuable anywhere in the world! Unstamped.)
-Crates of assault rifles (Well-made Proprian assault rifles. They can withstand rain and years of neglect and still be effective.)
-Juvenile Tyrannosaurus Rexs (To our knowledge, these valuable animals are only native to our country. While difficult to train, they make excellent status symbols.)

How bout the Enterprise OV-101, made in United States, last flown is April 27, 2012?

[The Free Kingdom of Proprius]

Excellent. What kind of payment would you prefer?

[Powerhouse Mafia]

Excellent. What kind of payment would you prefer?

Well you have a choice, the ship cost 10 billion dollors to get, add transport being that we will transport it over night to a place you tell us in a military truck that looks like first aid supplys over the next week so eather:

1: 10 billion and another 2 million in cash or gold

2: 10 billion in cash or gold and then 200,000 assault rifles (Well-made Proprian assault rifles. They can withstand rain and years of neglect and still be effective.)

[Helltank]

I want to buy 1000000 unmarked gold bars. I am willing to pay 999 marked gold bars for it.

[Voik]

I would like to purchase a armored train that would be able to withstand a direct hit from a small nuclear missile, also I would like it if you could work with Rolls Royce for the interior of the train. Another note is I would like a wine storage train car stocked with the best you can find. Money is not a
problem, name your price.

[Powerhouse Mafia]

I would like to purchase a armored train that would be able to withstand a direct hit from a small nuclear missile, also I would like it if you could work with Rolls Royce for the interior of the train. Another note is I would like a wine storage train car stocked with the best you can find. Money is not a
problem, name your price.

Ok, I can make this but no matter what the train would still fall over, do you want me to add grounders to the side of the train that is button activated so it will not tip over after taking the impact.

[Powerhouse Mafia]

I want to buy 1000000 unmarked gold bars. I am willing to pay 999 marked gold bars for it.

I am sorry but his wouldn't be to our advantige, we would be giving away 999001 gold bars

[Powerhouse Mafia]

I would like to purchase a armored train that would be able to withstand a direct hit from a small nuclear missile, also I would like it if you could work with Rolls Royce for the interior of the train. Another note is I would like a wine storage train car stocked with the best you can find. Money is not a
problem, name your price.

Ok, I can make this but no matter what the train would still fall over, do you want me to add grounders to the side of the train that is button activated so it will not tip over after taking the impact.

Including grounders it will cost 50 million

[The Free Kingdom of Proprius]

$10,000,000,000 worth of cash has been diverted to your bank accounts. 200,000 assault rifles will *appear* on your doorstep soon.

I look forward to doing business with you again.

[Powerhouse Mafia]

$10,000,000,000 worth of cash has been diverted to your bank accounts. 200,000 assault rifles will *appear* on your doorstep soon.

I look forward to doing business with you again.

The Don thanks you for your buisness

[Israel State]

TAGGED for later.

[Powerhouse Mafia]

TAGGED for later.

The Don sayes don't forget mafia loans and mafia construction

[Powerhouse Mafia]

Ok, I can make this but no matter what the train would still fall over, do you want me to add grounders to the side of the train that is button activated so it will not tip over after taking the impact.

Including grounders it will cost 50 million

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CONTRACT

a armored train that would be able to withstand a direct hit from a small nuclear missile.

Rolls Royce for the interior of the train.

a wine storage train car stocked with the best wine.

Grounders.

Sum: 50 million

Signed:

Don

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[Sacheyenya]

Hail, and blessings of the gods, my mafiosi comrades. At this point in time, I require a purchase and a question. My purchase is simple: I want a nice car. I don't care the brand or make, I only require that it be fast, look fast, and look even more expensive. As for my question, I would like an estimate on how much it would cost, and if indeed, you lads Re willing to do a little inside sabotage work. Thank you very much, my comrades, and I am willing to pay top dollar for both.

Sincerely, in love and friendship,
Sarko Bellirus Dyanu, Grand High Chieftain by Blood, Under the Grace of the Gods, of the Holy Monarch's Empire of the United Tribes of Sacheyenya

[Powerhouse Mafia]

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Hail, and blessings of the gods, my mafiosi comrades. At this point in time, I require a purchase and a question. My purchase is simple: I want a nice car. I don't care the brand or make, I only require that it be fast, look fast, and look even more expensive. As for my question, I would like an estimate on how much it would cost, and if indeed, you lads Re willing to do a little inside sabotage work. Thank you very much, my comrades, and I am willing to pay top dollar for both.

Sincerely, in love and friendship,
Sarko Bellirus Dyanu, Grand High Chieftain by Blood, Under the Grace of the Gods, of the Holy Monarch's Empire of the United Tribes of Sacheyenya

The Don is thinking a Rolls-Royce costume made to be a superstrech limo and convertible with a hot tub built in to the trunk, red carpeting and seats, newest in sterio and sorround sound, 100 inch flatscreen and blue-ray built in, xbox 360 and ps4 built in, mini refrigerator and wine shelf, blue spinner rims and blue light under car.

Paint job is black with ice blue flames and the motor is a hemi coustome 560, 300 mph, twin exhaust system with turbo and nos, when nos is used a blue flame comes out the exhaust and with turbo a red flame.

Estimated at about 3 million dollors.

And the Don loves sabotage, what do you need?

[Powerhouse Mafia]

The region Mafia that supports us is in need of recruits! Everyone will be used in some way in eather scams, protection scams, and the buisnesses like this!

If your interested click mafia and join

mafia

[Lolomz]

i want passports and something surprise me

[Powerhouse Mafia]

i want passports and something surprise me

How many pasports and for the surprise how bout a limo with built in, button activated, mini guns in the hood?

[Lolloh]

We need about a dozen B-2 bombers, a few never-created XF-109 interceptors, and at least 1 million trained military contractors. We will pay $300 billion for the whole lot. Plus a few 'overlooked' drug shipments.

[Powerhouse Mafia]

We need about a dozen B-2 bombers, a few never-created XF-109 interceptors, and at least 1 million trained military contractors. We will pay $300 billion for the whole lot. Plus a few 'overlooked' drug shipments.

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CONTRACT 1

dozen B-2 bombers.

XF-109 interceptors.

Sum: 150 billion

Sign:

Don

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Contract 2

1 million trained military contractors.

Sum: 150 billion and 20 shipments of drugs

Sign:

Don

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[Victorious Decepticons]

[The message is delivered inside the body cavity of what appears to be a standard city pigeon. The outside is made of feathers and preserved skin, but when the cavity opens, it's clear that this "pigeon" is actually robotic. It's also clear that whoever sent it has gone to great lengths to sneak this note past heavy surveillance without leaving any trail back to its source.]

Hi, fellow Decepticons-in-Spirit!

Unfortunately I cannot give many details. Surveillance here is some of the tightest in the known universe. All I can say is this. On Decepticon Earth, the refineries and oil fields are owned by Megatron Energon.

It'd be nice if those places became...unprofitable...for the Leader's company, so a different Decepticon could buy 'em up.

The installations are protected by Decepticon troops, and there are plenty of them there now that the planet has already been attacked once. But I'm sure you can work something out. You'll need to be careful, though. Most of us, including our troops, think the human Mafias are "a bunch of n00bs" and can back it up with connives that have been refined for centuries. Still, if you have someone who's properly good at scheming, you should be able to arrange something special enough to do this job.

I am able to transfer funds anonymously or arrange for certain drugs to be "left unguarded" at a strategic location on Decepticon Earth. The utmost discretion is required, however - as you can imagine, Leader Megatron would definitely respond with violence if he knew about this deal. Therefore, anything obvious, like hauling bars of gold around, is out.

[The Red Star Union]

Red Star Forces would like...

A Super Carrier, with 200 aircraft and able to withstand a nuclear attack or 50 bombs.

[Lolloh]

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CONTRACT 1

dozen B-2 bombers.

XF-109 interceptors.

Sum: 150 billion

Sign:

Don

Hummel Ramrik, Head, Defense Budgetary Management Administration (DBMA)