CleverBulb™ (OLD STOREFRONT, NEW ONE LINKED IN POST)

[Sensorland]

It's not self-aware, nor self-programming, nor self-learning. As clever as CleverBulb™ is, it does not have the ability to do that.

A Friend:

We all need friends, and though CleverBulb™ can’t replace a human friend, CleverBulb™ isn’t just an ordinary light bulb. CleverBulb™ knows some jokes, can talk about various topics, and can lear (n) from you, and even repeat phrases.

(There is also a typo in that)

You must have watched The Matrix.

OOC: Nope, never

By "learn from you", we mean that it can repeat what you say, and remember it, so it could say it again some time. But it could not enslave humanity.

[Sensorland]

How long does it last?

It can last for close to 20 years before replacement is required.

[Monforte]

Build Office

    Nation: Principality of Monforte
    City(ies): Monfortinho
    Reason: We believe in the product and we find an office justifiable.
    Size: 100 m2

Build Factory

    Nation: Principality of Monforte
    City(ies): City of Kush Industrial Park
    Reason: We find there is good market for eco-friendly products in the Principality.
    Size: 1000m2
    Efficiency (1-10): 10

[Sensorland]

How long does it last?

CleverBulb™ can run for a period of 20 years before replacement is necessary.

[Sensorland]

Does it dim? Change colour? Weather reports? What if you flick the switch

All three are planned updates. The light switch won't work.

[Sensorland]

Build Office

    Nation: Principality of Monforte
    City(ies): Monfortinho
    Reason: We believe in the product and we find an office justifiable.
    Size: 100 m2

Build Factory

    Nation: Principality of Monforte
    City(ies): City of Kush Industrial Park
    Reason: We find there is good market for eco-friendly products in the Principality.
    Size: 1000m2
    Efficiency (1-10): 10

Both accepted. You have been granted permission to build one CleverBulb™ administration office and one factory. We shall send a team of specialists immediately!

[Sensorland]

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CleverBulb™
Screw it in, Light it up.

[Sensorland]

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CleverBulb™ is happy to announce our partnership with The Great Library!

[Australian rePublic]

Just so you know, all the FAQs except for one of them are because of me

And we have more:
1. If Cleverbulb burns out/we change our mind, do we still have to pay for it?
2. If we give it as a gift, do you have to pay for it before the person recieves it?
3. If your internet connection stops working, will Cleverbulb continue to work?

[Australian rePublic]

Code: Select all

[pre][align=center]Order CleverBulb™[/align]
Nation: Australian Republic
Name: Joseph Ferrari
Age: 44
Number: 3

Nation: Australian Republic
Name: Vanessa Alpton
Age 17
Number: 1

Nation: Australian Republic
Name: John Malintoni
Age: 42
Number: 6

Nation: Australian Republic
Name: John Malintoni (same name different person)
Age: 25
Number: 13

Nation: Australian Republic
Name: Julia Shipp
Age: 52
Number: 7[/pre]

[Sensorland]

Code: Select all

[pre][align=center]Order CleverBulb™[/align]
Nation: Australian Republic
Name: Joseph Ferrari
Age: 44
Number: 3

Nation: Australian Republic
Name: Vanessa Alpton
Age 17
Number: 1

Nation: Australian Republic
Name: John Malintoni
Age: 42
Number: 6

Nation: Australian Republic
Name: John Malintoni (same name different person)
Age: 25
Number: 13

Nation: Australian Republic
Name: Julia Shipp
Age: 52
Number: 7[/pre]

All accepted. They will be sent immediately, and each one will be charged NS$60/m.

(OOC: You don't need the applications to be surrounded by the [code]. The [pre] and [align] are there for a reason. -_- )

[Australian rePublic]

(OOC: You don't need the applications to be surrounded by the [code]. The [pre] and [align] are there for a reason. -_- )

I leave it in the form that I find it

[Sensorland]

(OOC: You don't need the applications to be surrounded by the [code]. The [pre] and [align] are there for a reason. -_- )

I leave it in the form that I find it

Yes, you were supposed to copy and paste from INSIDE the form box. The outside was there so you could copy and paste from it, and still have the BBcode.

[Reino do Brazil]

Build Office

    Nation: Reino do Brazil
    City(ies): New Frontier
    Reason: Coordinate sales
    Size:100 m2

Build Factory

    Nation: Reino do Brazil
    City(ies): New Frontier
    Reason: There is a lot of market for greener cheaper products
    Size: 1500 m2
    Efficiency (1-10): 20

Thank you.

[Sensorland]

Build Office

    Nation: Reino do Brazil
    City(ies): New Frontier
    Reason: Coordinate sales
    Size:100 m2

Build Factory

    Nation: Reino do Brazil
    City(ies): New Frontier
    Reason: There is a lot of market for greener cheaper products
    Size: 1500 m2
    Efficiency (1-10): 20

Thank you.

Both accepted. You have been granted permission to build one factory and one office. We shall send a team of specialists immediately.

[Sensorland]

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CleverBulb™
Screw it in, Light it up.

[Australian rePublic]

I leave it in the form that I find it

Yes, you were supposed to copy and paste from INSIDE the form box. The outside was there so you could copy and paste from it, and still have the BBcode.

I can't copy/paste on my tablet, but I can when I'm on a computer

[Schmiegelland]

Build Office

Nation: Schmiegelland
City(ies): Sjandle, Kolasap, Milubatar
Reason: To lower energy costs in Schmiegelland as part of the Reforms as proposed by Governor Jelsam Ilsam-Jenkii.
Size: What do you mean in this question?

Build Factory

Nation: Schmiegelland
City(ies): Sjandle(2), Kolasap(2), Milubatar, Lojina, Kracvy, Kracvy Porrt
Reason: To lower energy costs in Schmiegelland as part of the Reforms as proposed by Governor Jelsam Ilsam-Jenkii.
Size: What do you mean in this question?
Efficiency (1-10): 100,000 (or 10, if you would prefer)

[Australian rePublic]

Code: Select all

[pre][align=center]Order CleverBulb™[/align]
Nation: Australian Republic
Name: Emily Ocean
Age: 23
Amount: 23+6 (23 for herself, 6 for her mother's birthday present)[/pre]

[Australian rePublic]

Build Factory

Nation: Australian Republic
City(ies): Brisbane
Reason: Free electricity (for everybody) and cheap land (to citizens)
Size: Small
Efficiency (1-10):10

[Sensorland]

Build Office

Nation: Schmiegelland
City(ies): Sjandle, Kolasap, Milubatar
Reason: To lower energy costs in Schmiegelland as part of the Reforms as proposed by Governor Jelsam Ilsam-Jenkii.
Size: What do you mean in this question?

Build Factory

Nation: Schmiegelland
City(ies): Sjandle(2), Kolasap(2), Milubatar, Lojina, Kracvy, Kracvy Porrt
Reason: To lower energy costs in Schmiegelland as part of the Reforms as proposed by Governor Jelsam Ilsam-Jenkii.
Size: What do you mean in this question?
Efficiency (1-10): 100,000 (or 10, if you would prefer)

Both accepted. You have been granted permission to build three offices and eight factories. We will send a team of specialists immediately.

[Sensorland]

Order CleverBulb™

Nation: Australian Republic
Name: Emily Ocean
Age: 23
Amount: 23+6 (23 for herself, 6 for her mother's birthday present)

Accepted. They will be sent immediately, and you will be charged NS$60/m.

[Sensorland]

Build Factory

Nation: Australian Republic
City(ies): Brisbane
Reason: Free electricity (for everybody) and cheap land (to citizens)
Size: Small
Efficiency (1-10):10

Accepted, you have been granted permission to build one factory. We shall send a team of specialists immediately.

[Sensorland]

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CleverBulb™ Inc. is happy to announce that we are now building warehouses in other nations!

[Australian rePublic]

Build Warehouse

Nation: Australian Republic
City(ies):Sydney, Melbourne
Reason: You have a factory in these cities, don't you?
Storage Space (In Cubed Meters): 2000m2