Below are some of our newest inventions!
THE ONE THE ONLY
STEERING WHEEL LAPTOP HOLDER
Have you ever wanted to play WoW while driving? Ever wanted to write that essay on your way to school? Ever wanted to check your facebook account on the road? Well, now you can! Just buy the ingenious Steering Wheeling Laptop Holder! You can put your laptop on it! You can change you babies diaper while driving! You can even put a microwave there to cook up some hotdogs on the wide open road!
For the low price of $19.99(Plus Shipping and handling)!
"My copilot and I both used these during our "daily grind" transcontinental flights from San Diego to Minneapolis. We had to modify them a bit to fit snug against the instrument panels (when we bought them we didn't realize the planes we fly don't have steering wheels!), but in the end it did the job. With our laptops firmly in place we were able to focus our attention on what really mattered, participating in raids with our WoW clan. During our last flight we were so immersed in trying to take down Eranikus that we overshot Minneapolis by a full hour and a half before some annoying flight attendant interrupted us, babbling something about "FAA and F16 fighters."
"Wow is this thing great! I use it as a "mini-bar" when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired! Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses!"
Your Home Gastic Bypass Kit!
Ever wanted to learn how to do surgery in case your friend was shot? Ever get tired of the insane Hospital Prices? Are you looking for the easy way to perform a Gastric Bypass? Well look no further, for the Home Gastic Bypass Kit makes it easy and simple!
Available now for only $9.99(Plus Shipping and handling)!
The Parent Child Testing Product
What does it do? No one knows! But don't you want to be the first one of your friends to own a Parent-Child Testing Product?
At the Low low price of $10,000 per Testing product
MANY MORE WILL BE COMING TO YOU SOON!