Good day, customers and parents!
Have you ever wanted your child to learn Latin or Quenya?? Have you ever wanted your child to be familiarized with the works of Edmund Burke, Thomas Jefferson, and John Stuart Mill, but were told by your school administrators these were out of date, 'Dead White Men'? Did you want your child to learn Kipling, Shakespeare, and Tennison? Then Demented Schooling Corporation is for you!
Are you annoyed by the content of your public schools? Do you think there should be less left-wing ropaganda, less global-warming apologism, less pro-marxist welfare-statism? Would you like your child to study history that once again concentrates on dates and acts and not 'class warfare'? Would you like to return to the traditional values of Western Civilisation? Then press the Demented Corporation lever and enroll your child today!
Would you like quality education in mathematics, history, and literature? Would you like your child to have an understaning in ecology that is not reduced to scaremongering? Would you like the school to have actual quality cafeteria food? That's your prerogative, too. Because - yes – the Demented Schooling corporation is not about the State as the client. It's about YOU, the Parent Sovereign.
And this is why we offer four – not one, but four – different kinds of curricula. We offer both humanitarian or 'hard-sciences' oriented curricula, for both Christian and secular parents! That's four different curricula.
But we do much more then just four curricula. We will also provide a variety of experimental-based education, and even – for a low, low, price of one hundred dollars per year – 'school-in-a-box' homeschooling currcila for those so inclined!
And there is yet more. We care for the poor as well – so far, ten percent, one out of ten students in our schools study for free in areas where school vouchers do not exist. We are a much more socially-conscious corporation then many socialist institutions!
You may ask, what is our experience. And the Demented Corporation replies – look at the Greater Prussia alliance. Our graduates – from our very own Robert Edward Lee Military Academy – now received nobility titles and are running duchies, counties, and entire government ministries in several nations of an entire Empire! How many schools have that on their record?
DEMENTED SCHOOLING CORPORATION: BE WISE, PRIVATISE
Price Range and Curricula
Baseline (25 students per classroom, $2000 per child per annum, minimum 200 children per school)
Christian real-oriented
Christian humanities-oriented
Secular real-oriented
Secular humanities-oriented
Advanced (15 students per classroom average, $4,000 per child per annum, 150 children miniumal for establishment of school)
Christian real-oriented
Christian humanities-oriented
Secular real-oriented
Secular humanities-oriented
Experimental
Elite (10 students or lower per classroom, $20,000 per child per annum, no minimum size)
Christian real-oriented
Christian humanities-oriented
Secular real-oriented
Secular humanities-oriented
Experimental
Super-Elite (children of the rich and famous, Eton-type institutions, private tutors), $50,000/child annum
Schools already existing
300,000,000 children in the Ansari Educational System
15,000,000 schools in Reichskamphen with 3 billion children [the Demented Schooling Corporation holds a government contract to supply the majority of public education services in Reichskamphen]
3,000,000 schools in Allanea operating with 900 million children
20,000 baseline schools in Thrashia with 10 million children
5,000 baseline schools in Otagia with 1 million children
5,000 baseline schools in Kenavt with 1 million children
1,000 baseline secular schools in Izistan with 200,000 children
200,000 baseline schools, 55,575 Advanced schools and 2,005 Elite schools in Leafanistan with 85 million children (35 of the Elite Schools are Christian schools)
204,051, Baseline Schools, 5000 Advanced Schools, 50 Elite and 5 Super-Elite Schools and 60.9 million children – Aunesia
700 Baseline Schools, 200 Advanced Schools, 100 Elite Schools and 200,000 children – Indepdendent Hitmen
117 Schools and 51,178 children – Catalasia
10 baseline schools and 6 Super-Elite schools in Zanski with 10,000 children
1,000 baseline schools, 300 advanced schools, 50 elite schools, and 3 super-elite schools in our nations, servicing 2,706,000 children among Yanitaria and her colonies
5,000 baseline schools in Zwanzug with 1 million children
100 baseline schools in Praetonia with 30,000 children
350 baseline schools and 120 advanced schools in Swilatia with 145,000 children
100 baseline schools in Cookesland with 20,000 children
12 baseline schools and 1 elite school in Kesshite with 2,600 children.
10 elite schools in Trollskog with about 1,000 children.
100,000 Advanced schools in Libertarian Governance with 40,000,000 children and 24,000 Super-Elite Schools with 8,000,000 children.
100 elite schools and five super-elite schools in Pan-Arab Barronia, as well as five military academies with 75,000 children [subcontracted from the govenrment for 3.76 billion]
5 baseline schools in Vontanas.
5 baseline and 5 advanced schools in Kayoki, with about 2,000 children.
1 elite school in South East Europe, attended by 150 students
20,000 tutors in Intracircumcordei
In total, 4,410,362,928 children around the world are currently being educated by Demented Schooling Corporation employees[/b].
Unique Institutions
Robert. E. Lee Military Academy
Homeschooling curricula of all kinds are available at $100 per year.
