NationStates

This will provide your Naval needs. Including submarines, battleships or antiques. Do you wast the prime ships or old cheeps. The Navy can be one of the most important parts of your nation. Here we even sell you merchant ships. We are some of the most reliable stores and will reply to you as soon as possible.
#1 caravel
$1,000
width= 30 feet
Length= 200 feet
cannons range= 2000 feet

#2 Battle ship=
$300,000,000,
width= 200 feet
Length= 400,000 feet
range= 400 miles

#3 Aircraft carrier
$450,000,000
Width= 100,000
Length=200,000 feet
range= 5000 miles

#4 oil carrier
$4,000,000
length= 80,000 feet
width=15,000 feet
can hold 550,000 DWT

#5 destroyer
$200,000,000
Length= 100,000 feet
width= 50,000 feet
Range= 350 miles

OOC: Was two of these necessary?

sorry mess up will you buy from me?

OOC: Ocelatonia has it's own employers.

what!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll give you a discount.

We wish to buy 2 aircraft carriers.

(Come on peoplez, cheap stuff. )

sure. you want 2 you can have them for 900,000,000

The old vaticana wrote:what!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll give you a discount.

OOC: Thank you, our navy is strong enough. We do only have a small stretch of sea.

so what do I do to give them to you or is this a gay pretending website

OOC: Didn't you read the FAQ page?

Edit: Or this page for that matter?

for your fAQ NO I DID NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DUHHHHHHH

OOC: Then perhaps you should.

I did so can you tell me how to send a package? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEase

OOC: Did you ever look at a store-front before? Give information, times, and write out a nice little letter.

Not to mention two mile will get outgunned by everyship, and even biplane reach longer then two miles. Read the guide on storefront.

OOC: And ships, read about ships.

OOC: And old ship doesn't meant it is cheaper then an assault rifle

OOC: $1,000 is the cheapest damn ship I've ever seen before.

It's fricken old I'm not some geek like you O.K. I actually have a life and I'm not wastingg it talking to some freak whose never kissed a girl

The old vaticana wrote:It's fricken old I'm not some geek like you O.K. I actually have a life and I'm not wastingg it talking to some freak whose never kissed a girl

Old Vaticana, you are obviously trying quite hard to insult the player behind the nation Ocelatonia, and you're not allowed to do that on this site. Here, check this out:

The One-Stop Rules Shop wrote:Flame: Expressing anger at someone in uncouth ways with OOC (out-of-character) comments (i.e. swearing, being obnoxious, threatening etc). It does to watch what you post IC (in-character) as well unless the other posters know you're not serious. You do not need to curse to be a flamer. Erudite slams while maintaining a veneer of politeness can also be considered flaming. Flaming in the forums should be reported in the Moderation forum, in the game itself, through Getting Help Page.

Flamebait: Posts that are made with the aim of angering someone indirectly. Not outright flame, but still liable to bring angry replies. Flame baiting is a far more subtle and covert action; it is an underhanded tactic that is designed to provoke a response from another player. It's in the same context of trolling but with flamebaiting it's just the one person.

I'm not going to warn you for flaming because, to be honest, I don't see how I could warn somebody for something that made me laugh so much, and I very much doubt that Ocelatonia was insulted by it, either. All the same, mods are supposed to take intent into consideration, and your intent was plainly quite fierce, so don't do that again.

Besides, you're not being fair to Ocelatonia, who was actually trying to help you. Roleplayers in this forum have a few conventions. He was trying to tell you about them. Click on the link he gave you and you'll find out more.

For storefronts, you post what you have for sale. People tell you what they want. You reply with a post about when they can expect them, how you're sending them, any special conditions, whether you give repeat customers special discounts, and so on. So yes, it is a "pretending" website.

We'd all like you to stay; the more people who are "pretending" -- we call it roleplaying -- together, the better the stories. But you have to keep your temper and not yell at the other players. If you do, you'll get warned. If you get too many warnings, you'll get banned. And if you get banned too many times, you'll get kicked off the site.

So please read the stickies. Then you won't have to get mad over little things.