"DEAR
Our great leader, Scolar Visari, has recently tasked me, with the
"We have recently expanded our Defense budget to encompass 98% of our government funds, up from the pathetic 93%, And we need the extra money to raise our planetary landing forces and nuclear weapons platforms!.. Err.. Defense forces! Yes! Why else would we need money for DEFENSE spending?!?"
The man takes out a Grey folder, and pulls out what seems to be an endless list of weird names and schematics.
"Yes, you see! Powerful things indeed.. You must buy them all! Discounts for all of the pathetic Earthlings!"
A few of the pages include:
EMERGING BIOCRUISE MISSILE EXTORDINARIE
Yield: Large Biological Weapon payload, Explosive yield of up to 3 Miles, followed by mass contamination of Biological means! Great for those small get togethers!
Cost: 1,345,983,063,021,115^10 Helmarks (Equvialant to about $1,000,000 Earth Dollars.. Inflation blows..)
METALEATING NANOBITE HYPERSONIC ROCKET
Yield: Hypersonic speed allows for large impact and explosive yield, followed by the extrusion of millions of nano-bite beings that will consume all metal materials! Perfect for the kids!
Cost: 4,523,745,123,730,423^10 Helmarks (About $3,000,000 Earth Dollars.)
Yield: Large Biological Weapon payload, Explosive yield of up to 3 Miles, followed by mass contamination of Biological means! Great for those small get togethers!
Cost: 1,345,983,063,021,115^10 Helmarks (Equvialant to about $1,000,000 Earth Dollars.. Inflation blows..)
METALEATING NANOBITE HYPERSONIC ROCKET
Yield: Hypersonic speed allows for large impact and explosive yield, followed by the extrusion of millions of nano-bite beings that will consume all metal materials! Perfect for the kids!
Cost: 4,523,745,123,730,423^10 Helmarks (About $3,000,000 Earth Dollars.)
The man runs around the Market square were all the Nationstaters are standing, waves his vial and arms in all your faces and shouts, "EVERYTHING MUST GO!! NO RETURNS!!!"
OOC: More EXTRAORDINARY Weapons to be added soon.. Mwaaha..