International Free Labor Storefront (( Slave Storefront ))

[Merieu]

i would like to buy out your supply.

Then your total comes to infinite money until the heat death of the universe.

Joking aside, our supply is effectively limitless. Nurseries, where we raise prospects to be sold, represent only a small part of our stock. The rest of our products come from military purchases, purchases made from many third parties, and occasional deals with other nations.

As such, if you wanted to buy everything we had, then you would have to keep buying from us until the day our company ceases to exist.

[Merieu]

To: The Representative of International Free Labor/Rexx Ranchers, Inc.
From: Lieutenant Richard Nixington of the Roraian Kingdom

To whom it may concern,

The Prince's birthday is coming up in a few days. He grows tired of petty things like toys and jewelry and he has preferred having a partner by his side.

I would like a Harem Package with only men and boys between the ages of 15-45. I would like 2 boys to be Indian, 3 white, 4 black and the other two Pacific Islander. One of the Indian boys must have jet black hair reaching down to his knees with Amber or Golden eyes. I would like the slaves to be transported by the Luxury Sea Vessel Carpathian.

When we get the order you will be paid ASAP.

Dear Lieutenant Nixington,

We are not claiming you to be some kind of crook, but you cannot get the package discount on your order if you desire specifics for the persons. Even then, the package specifies ten people, not eleven. As such, your order has been changed to an order of eleven separate people.

The Indian boy's hair length is no problem; we will simply find a boy with already very long hair, and refuse to let him cut it.

If all this is okay, your order checks out! Your total comes to 24,085 USD, and will arrive in a week at the port closest and most easily accessible from Merieu.

[Rorai]

To: The Representative of International Free Labor/Rexx Ranchers, Inc.
From: Lieutenant Richard Nixington of the Roraian Kingdom

To whom it may concern,

The Prince's birthday is coming up in a few days. He grows tired of petty things like toys and jewelry and he has preferred having a partner by his side.

I would like a Harem Package with only men and boys between the ages of 15-45. I would like 2 boys to be Indian, 3 white, 4 black and the other two Pacific Islander. One of the Indian boys must have jet black hair reaching down to his knees with Amber or Golden eyes. I would like the slaves to be transported by the Luxury Sea Vessel Carpathian.

When we get the order you will be paid ASAP.

Dear Lieutenant Nixington,

We are not claiming you to be some kind of crook, but you cannot get the package discount on your order if you desire specifics for the persons. Even then, the package specifies ten people, not eleven. As such, your order has been changed to an order of eleven separate people.

The Indian boy's hair length is no problem; we will simply find a boy with already very long hair, and refuse to let him cut it.

If all this is okay, your order checks out! Your total comes to 24,085 USD, and will arrive in a week at the port closest and most easily accessible from Merieu.

I could care less about the discount to be honest. After going over the order with a few acquaintances, we would like the 4 black boys to each have white, blonde, midnight blue, and jet black hair with blue, amber, grey and hazel in that order.

I was wondering if genitalia sizes was something your company offers as well.

[Merieu]

To: The Representative of International Free Labor/Rexx Ranchers, Inc.
From: Colbalt defence HQ

We have been expierencing major leaks of information and a recent string of assisnations have left us damaged. We NEED a super agent so we have come to you.
We are ordering with the following charteristics.

female any hair color age 25

Collage Degree P.h.D: Nuclear phisics and phycology

Extra strong

Must have ten years in special operations training with an empiphis in close quarters combat and another ten years in expierence in special ops.

Must be a blackbelt in karate

Musically gifted

Incredibly artistic

social

culturally educated

suductive

Luxury air transport abord the Narcissus to Colbalt defence HQ airstrip in cecium

Twenty million USD should cover the costs. Keep the extra as a tip.

We will load the cash into the Narcissus once the spy has been diliverd.

Dear Cobalt Defence HQ,

Thank you for putting your trust in our organization. For having done so, we know your organization deserves only the best. As you may realize, though, your order is an uncommon one. Pains us as it does, we do not have such a person in our stock.

There are two ways we can rectify this. First is that we scour the planet, searching tirelessly for someone who matches your specifications. Or, we could raise such an individual in one of our company owned nurseries. In this case, we reccomend the latter.

We know what you're thinking. "We need this agent now! What's this schmuck doing holding up our time?!" Bare with us.

If we were to capture someone of the caliber you're looking for, we would have to force them against their will to work for you. You would be trusting someone who was forced into slavery with your highest state secrets. That could only end poorly.

If, however, we were to raise the individual you seek in one of our company-owned nurseries, we could not only give you exactly what you want, but also indoctrinate this person to be loyally devoted to your nation.

Please telegram us with your response. If this sound interesting, we'll work out a reasonable price between us.

[Merieu]

I could care less about the discount to be honest. After going over the order with a few acquaintances, we would like the 4 black boys to each have white, blonde, midnight blue, and jet black hair with blue, amber, grey and hazel in that order.

I was wondering if genitalia sizes was something your company offers as well.

That is good to hear. And these such buys are indeed available. They are native to a smaller southern province in the Empire of Zellatia, where hair colors normally rare on a certain race can be found.

As for genitalia size, this is also a non-issue. We simply can't put a price on it based off our stock, since it varies greatly, or based of demand, since cultures around the globe have different ideas of what is the ideal genital size. Simply tell us what size you'd like, and we will not charge any extra.

As of now, your total is 124,325 USD. Once this sum has been wired, they will be shipped off ASAP.

[Colbalt (Ancient)]

It has come to the attention of the ministry of labor that production has come to a shreaching halt due to a shortage in workers. We are purchasing
2,000 manufacturing specalists with the following critera:

Age 20-29

extra strong(artifically induced)

highschool education

Skilled in Manual Labor

It is prefered that they are raised in a nusery inorder to ensure uniformity. If none are avalible that have been raised in a nesery we will take ones obtained by other means. They are to be shipped by standard means.

[Vakolic]

[u]V-net[/b]
Communication type: unencripted|disclosed
Addressee: International free labour storefront
Sender: Ronan S. O'clane, Palascez nuert, Iros, The Greater Vakolicci haven

Honoured representative;
My Son's 15th birthday is coming up next week, and, to celebrate his coming of age, I would like to purchase 2 (two) female slaves.
These slaves must be:
Extremely beautiful;
Have a high school education;
Reasonably tall;
musically (and vocally) gifted;
cheerful;
Farely disobedient (not to the extent of your firebrands, but they're not going to be thrown around)
Social
Talkative
Kind
Hair color: blonde
Eye color: brown
Age: 14 and 16

The required transfer of funds shall be made upon the confirmation of our order, and a luxury helicopter shall arrive at a time and place you see fit to take the slaves to Iros.

Sincerely,
Ronan O'clane,
President of the Greater Vakolicci Haven and elder of Clan O'clane.

((ooc: Delivery rp?))

[Vakolic]

[u]V-net[/b]
Communication type: unencripted|disclosed
Addressee: International free labour storefront
Sender: Ronan S. O'clane, Palascez nuert, Iros, The Greater Vakolicci haven

Honoured representative;
My Son's 15th birthday is coming up next week, and, to celebrate his coming of age, I would like to purchase 2 (two) female slaves.
These slaves must be:
Extremely beautiful;
Have a high school education (good grades);
strong;
Reasonably tall;
musically (and vocally) gifted;
cheerful;
Farely disobedient (not to the extent of your firebrands, but they're not going to be thrown around)
Social
Talkative
Kind
Hair color: blonde
Eye color: brown
Age: 14 and 16

The required transfer of funds shall be made upon the confirmation of our order, and a luxury helicopter shall arrive at a time and place you see fit to take the slaves to Iros.

Sincerely,
Ronan O'clane,
President of the Greater Vakolicci Haven and elder of Clan O'clane.

((ooc: Delivery rp?))

[Rorai]

I could care less about the discount to be honest. After going over the order with a few acquaintances, we would like the 4 black boys to each have white, blonde, midnight blue, and jet black hair with blue, amber, grey and hazel in that order.

I was wondering if genitalia sizes was something your company offers as well.

That is good to hear. And these such buys are indeed available. They are native to a smaller southern province in the Empire of Zellatia, where hair colors normally rare on a certain race can be found.

As for genitalia size, this is also a non-issue. We simply can't put a price on it based off our stock, since it varies greatly, or based of demand, since cultures around the globe have different ideas of what is the ideal genital size. Simply tell us what size you'd like, and we will not charge any extra.

As of now, your total is 124,325 USD. Once this sum has been wired, they will be shipped off
ASAP.

There's the money there's probably a few extra hundred or so for a tip. The boys should have a penis that reaches to around 7-9 inches when erect. Please deliver the slaves to the Northwestern pier for pickup.

[Vadia]

Dear IFLS

We have no concern for time or cost, my clients and I are well set, we can easily afford this. I admit that each and every purchase simply speeds up the rapid rate we gain currency, so our purchases will take a while to shirk.

I don't expect these 25,000 people to trust us whatsoever, that was the point of it all. The point is to spend years and years to gain their trust, so that we could be sure to trust them. Forget the honorable part, we can instill it in them over time. We however depend them having a slow to trust or less obedient nature. Push the time from 18 to 22 if needed, give us the order one piece at a time, triple the cost even, but this order needs to be halfway filled sometime in the next two years. My clients need people who can take months or years to turn, so that they can't betray us once we have spent the years gaining their loyalty. Their assets must be guarded and we only have a few years before things go bad.

Also, I wish to know how many orphans you have in stock.

From Unknown

[Merieu]

It has come to the attention of the ministry of labor that production has come to a shreaching halt due to a shortage in workers. We are purchasing
2,000 manufacturing specalists with the following critera:

Age 20-29

extra strong(artifically induced)

highschool education

Skilled in Manual Labor

It is prefered that they are raised in a nusery inorder to ensure uniformity. If none are avalible that have been raised in a nesery we will take ones obtained by other means. They are to be shipped by standard means.

There is little need for these people to be raised in a nursery, as our regular stock will fulfill your demands more than adequately.

Your total comes to 2,490,000 USD. We will ship them to the port closest to and most easily accessible by our nation. They should arrive in approximately a week. Thank you for your continued business, it won't soon be forgotten.

[Merieu]

[u]V-net[/b]
Communication type: unencripted|disclosed
Addressee: International free labour storefront
Sender: Ronan S. O'clane, Palascez nuert, Iros, The Greater Vakolicci haven

Honoured representative;
My Son's 15th birthday is coming up next week, and, to celebrate his coming of age, I would like to purchase 2 (two) female slaves.
These slaves must be:
Extremely beautiful;
Have a high school education;
Reasonably tall;
musically (and vocally) gifted;
cheerful;
Farely disobedient (not to the extent of your firebrands, but they're not going to be thrown around)
Social
Talkative
Kind
Hair color: blonde
Eye color: brown
Age: 14 and 16

The required transfer of funds shall be made upon the confirmation of our order, and a luxury helicopter shall arrive at a time and place you see fit to take the slaves to Iros.

Sincerely,
Ronan O'clane,
President of the Greater Vakolicci Haven and elder of Clan O'clane.

((ooc: Delivery rp?))

Dear President O'clane,

First off, happy birthday to your son! Adolescence is big time in everyone's life.

There are a couple of issues with your order, however.

In order to have a high school education as specified by the world assembly, the accepted the world standard of education providers, the earliest age the girl could earn a high school diploma would be her early seventeenth year. This is specified in the order form.

Other than that small inconvenience, this order is easy to fulfill. The recently captured are always quite feisty, as we're sure your aware.

Your total comes to 3,540 USD. Should you accept this order, you will be allowed to come pick the purchases up once payment has been wired. Thank you for trusting our organization with your request. We are sure you'll be more than satisfied.

[Merieu]

Dear IFLS

We have no concern for time or cost, my clients and I are well set, we can easily afford this. I admit that each and every purchase simply speeds up the rapid rate we gain currency, so our purchases will take a while to shirk.

I don't expect these 25,000 people to trust us whatsoever, that was the point of it all. The point is to spend years and years to gain their trust, so that we could be sure to trust them. Forget the honorable part, we can instill it in them over time. We however depend them having a slow to trust or less obedient nature. Push the time from 18 to 22 if needed, give us the order one piece at a time, triple the cost even, but this order needs to be halfway filled sometime in the next two years. My clients need people who can take months or years to turn, so that they can't betray us once we have spent the years gaining their loyalty. Their assets must be guarded and we only have a few years before things go bad.

Also, I wish to know how many orphans you have in stock.

From Unknown

The orphans in our care are many. In fact, nearly a quarter of our stock are true orphans, and if you want to get technical, most all of them have been separated from their families in some fashion, making them effectively orphans.

And if those qualities are what you want, why didn't you say so? Slaves are, by their nature, untrustworthy. Obedience is of course easily broken in, but no slave will ever completely trust their master.

Your total for the second part of your purchase comes to 33,750,000 USD, in addition to the four installments of 1,149,600,000 USD.

Your final total comes to 4,632,150,000 USD.

We thank you for your trust in organization, and we are more than sorry for the inconveniences we have caused. Your order will be shipped and paid for in the same fashion as last time.

Again, we greatly appreciate your business, and will not son forget you and your clients.

[Merieu]

That is good to hear. And these such buys are indeed available. They are native to a smaller southern province in the Empire of Zellatia, where hair colors normally rare on a certain race can be found.

As for genitalia size, this is also a non-issue. We simply can't put a price on it based off our stock, since it varies greatly, or based of demand, since cultures around the globe have different ideas of what is the ideal genital size. Simply tell us what size you'd like, and we will not charge any extra.

As of now, your total is 124,325 USD. Once this sum has been wired, they will be shipped off
ASAP.

There's the money there's probably a few extra hundred or so for a tip. The boys should have a penis that reaches to around 7-9 inches when erect. Please deliver the slaves to the Northwestern pier for pickup.

Those sizes are indeed available. We have received the physical cash just now, and are currently shipping your order to the specified location. We thank you for your trust in our organization, sir.

[Sewer-Dwelling Tentacles]

Oh cool! Another one of these "slave traders". How awesome! Exactly what we needed.

We just mailed in a request to another bunch of slavers to take off our hands - well, er, appendages - some of these pesky humans barging into our sewers. Lucky us, a bunch of meddling teenagers wandered in and started throwing rocks at us. How rude! So we've got a batch of potential merchandise for you left over from the ones we aren't using for food or... err... "growing". 10 males and 4 females. We don't know how old they are, but they're stupid enough to not only barge in on us but to also throw rocks at us, so we're guessing somewhere between the ages of 15 and 20 of your human years. We want tons of compost in return - 14 tons, to be exact - so we can go about expanding our burrows. Just deliver it to the nearest sewer manhole; we'll hand over the trespassers when you arrive.

Have a nice day! And stay out of our sewers you pesky humans!

Sincerely,

[Colbalt (Ancient)]

2,490,000 in gold will be loaded onto the ships once they have arrived in port. The spy has done exelently destroying a feminist extremist terriost ring in weeks. You have done a exellent job.

[Merieu]

Oh cool! Another one of these "slave traders". How awesome! Exactly what we needed.

We just mailed in a request to another bunch of slavers to take off our hands - well, er, appendages - some of these pesky humans barging into our sewers. Lucky us, a bunch of meddling teenagers wandered in and started throwing rocks at us. How rude! So we've got a batch of potential merchandise for you left over from the ones we aren't using for food or... err... "growing". 10 males and 4 females. We don't know how old they are, but they're stupid enough to not only barge in on us but to also throw rocks at us, so we're guessing somewhere between the ages of 15 and 20 of your human years. We want tons of compost in return - 14 tons, to be exact - so we can go about expanding our burrows. Just deliver it to the nearest sewer manhole; we'll hand over the trespassers when you arrive.

Have a nice day! And stay out of our sewers you pesky humans!

Sincerely,
(Image)

(( First; LOL! Second; ))

Dear most supremely-tentacled one,

We can't imagine what morons would come into the sewers these days without at least a 20mm automatic grenade launcher. Kids these days. We can only hope one of them was a Japanese schoolgirl.

Your price is most reasonable, and we'll have no trouble delivering it. You'll forgive us for arriving to the deal armed.

Again, thank you, your sliminess.

2,490,000 in gold will be loaded onto the ships once they have arrived in port. The spy has done exelently destroying a feminist extremist terriost ring in weeks. You have done a exellent job.

Oh, stop it, you! We just try to do our best! Our organization is committed to consistently discrete, quick, and excellent service.

[Trustopia]

can i buy up all/most of your slaves

[Merieu]

can i buy up all/most of your slaves

i would like to buy out your supply.

Then your total comes to infinite money until the heat death of the universe.

Joking aside, our supply is effectively limitless. Nurseries, where we raise prospects to be sold, represent only a small part of our stock. The rest of our products come from military purchases, purchases made from many third parties, and occasional deals with other nations.

As such, if you wanted to buy everything we had, then you would have to keep buying from us until the day our company ceases to exist.

We have already answered this inquest.

[Sewer-Dwelling Tentacles]

Oh cool! Another one of these "slave traders". How awesome! Exactly what we needed.

We just mailed in a request to another bunch of slavers to take off our hands - well, er, appendages - some of these pesky humans barging into our sewers. Lucky us, a bunch of meddling teenagers wandered in and started throwing rocks at us. How rude! So we've got a batch of potential merchandise for you left over from the ones we aren't using for food or... err... "growing". 10 males and 4 females. We don't know how old they are, but they're stupid enough to not only barge in on us but to also throw rocks at us, so we're guessing somewhere between the ages of 15 and 20 of your human years. We want tons of compost in return - 14 tons, to be exact - so we can go about expanding our burrows. Just deliver it to the nearest sewer manhole; we'll hand over the trespassers when you arrive.

Have a nice day! And stay out of our sewers you pesky humans!

Sincerely,
(Image)

(( First; LOL! Second; ))

Dear most supremely-tentacled one,

We can't imagine what morons would come into the sewers these days without at least a 20mm automatic grenade launcher. Kids these days. We can only hope one of them was a Japanese schoolgirl.

Your price is most reasonable, and we'll have no trouble delivering it. You'll forgive us for arriving to the deal armed.

Again, thank you, your sliminess.

Oh good, a response!

We got the compost, and we handed over your merchandise to the humans that dropped off the dirt. Excellent service, and no trespassing into our sewers, which is good in our books - well, it would be good in our books if we had books. I think that one Asian girl had some books; now that we can read and write, we ought to give them a glance-over.

Anyway, since the other slavers haven't responded to our offer, we've got another 250 men and 150 women that are up for grabs. We want 400 empty steel barrels (the rustier the better), one for each trespasser. There are a lot more humans this time than the last, though, so you should probably have your boys meet us at the nearest drainage canal, where there's a bit bigger of an opening.

Lookin' forward to doin' business with ya, and stay out of our sewers!

Sincerely,

[Merieu]

(( First; LOL! Second; ))

Dear most supremely-tentacled one,

We can't imagine what morons would come into the sewers these days without at least a 20mm automatic grenade launcher. Kids these days. We can only hope one of them was a Japanese schoolgirl.

Your price is most reasonable, and we'll have no trouble delivering it. You'll forgive us for arriving to the deal armed.

Again, thank you, your sliminess.

Oh good, a response!

We got the compost, and we handed over your merchandise to the humans that dropped off the dirt. Excellent service, and no trespassing into our sewers, which is good in our books - well, it would be good in our books if we had books. I think that one Asian girl had some books; now that we can read and write, we ought to give them a glance-over.

Anyway, since the other slavers haven't responded to our offer, we've got another 250 men and 150 women that are up for grabs. We want 400 empty steel barrels (the rustier the better), one for each trespasser. There are a lot more humans this time than the last, though, so you should probably have your boys meet us at the nearest drainage canal, where there's a bit bigger of an opening.

Lookin' forward to doin' business with ya, and stay out of our sewers!

Sincerely,

Dear most squiggly and organic one,

For this deal, we'll give you only the finest; barrels left on the top of a 19th century battleship, in the moistest, swampiest area of our nation. They're so rusty, any more oxidization would make them collapse.

We'll arrive at one of the bigger drainage pipes, but not the one with literal crap flowing from it, if that's alright.

Thank you for trusting us pesky humans with your pesky humans. Enjoy the rustiness.

[Sewer-Dwelling Tentacles]

Dear most squiggly and organic one,

For this deal, we'll give you only the finest; barrels left on the top of a 19th century battleship, in the moistest, swampiest area of our nation. They're so rusty, any more oxidization would make them collapse.

We'll arrive at one of the bigger drainage pipes, but not the one with literal crap flowing from it, if that's alright.

Thank you for trusting us pesky humans with your pesky humans. Enjoy the rustiness.

Ah, nothing quite like rusty barrels to do... uh... things with. We really aren't sure what we'll do with 'em. We just like rust.

Anyway, yeah, that's totally fine; how about the one upstream from the one with the pesky human waste flowing out of it? It won't smell as nice, but at least you won't be wading in it, nor will you be in our sewers.

We're gathering the humans there for you right now as we write this. We'll see you there.

Sincerely,

[Merieu]

Dear most squiggly and organic one,

For this deal, we'll give you only the finest; barrels left on the top of a 19th century battleship, in the moistest, swampiest area of our nation. They're so rusty, any more oxidization would make them collapse.

We'll arrive at one of the bigger drainage pipes, but not the one with literal crap flowing from it, if that's alright.

Thank you for trusting us pesky humans with your pesky humans. Enjoy the rustiness.

Ah, nothing quite like rusty barrels to do... uh... things with. We really aren't sure what we'll do with 'em. We just like rust.

Anyway, yeah, that's totally fine; how about the one upstream from the one with the pesky human waste flowing out of it? It won't smell as nice, but at least you won't be wading in it, nor will you be in our sewers.

We're gathering the humans there for you right now as we write this. We'll see you there.

Sincerely,

Dear most generously corpulent one,

Dear God, how did we get out of there alive?!

The pink-colored lake of excrement was one thing, but what were the odds of the entire Twinkie factory going up in flames, sending the shark on fire in our direction?

It was miracle we even got the trade-off done. Thank you going through that with us. The tentacle-shaped assistance was much appreciated.

[Colbalt (Ancient)]

It has come to the attention of the defence ministry that we are in need of a replacement for the late Gen.Gorge G. Maxwell. His untimely death has lead to many of a lost battle as the replacements are pathetic and incapable of commanding a army.

Age –

30 to 39 Years Old


Other Attributes –

College Degree, P.h.D.: Sociology, triganomitry, calculus, phycology ,nuclear physics, and modern military history

Personalities

Aloof

Culturally Educated

Extraordinarily Kind and Polite

tctical and stratigic genius

Intelligence Quotient scores of at least 185

[Vakolic]

v-net

We can confirm that the money has been transferred to your accounts. Our helicopter shall arrive to pick up our products within...about 20 minutes.

-Ronan O'clane