Jewish Population

by **Nordic Saxony** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:34 am

We, the Empire of Nordic Saxony and it's domains hereby offer it's Jewish population for sale.

We accept trade and sale.

We ask 4,000 heavy assault tanks, 1000 military aircraft and 10,000 armoured jeeps for 4 million people or M$10,000,000 for the 4 million.

by **The Worldreich** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:38 am

What an attractive offer. But I'm afraid we can't afford it.

by **Ralkovia** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:40 am

Ralkovia will do the deal with you. We will pay 10 million in gold.

by **Nordic Saxony** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:43 am

Ralkovia wrote:Ralkovia will do the deal with you. We will pay 10 million in gold.

What is the equivalent to our Marks?

by **Ralkovia** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:54 am

It's solid gold bars.

by **Nordic Saxony** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:58 am

Ralkovia wrote:It's solid gold bars.

Very good..

by **Quintero** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:00 am

The Nation of Quintero hereby places it's bid. We will pay 15,000,000 of your marks for the Jewish population on your Nation. Currency transfers is of no issue to us, we have the currency.
Perhaps you would like to tell us more about the population. Are they intelligentsia?

OOC: We would like to know more so we can (IC) the population better.

by **Nordic Saxony** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:02 am

Quintero wrote:The Nation of Quintero hereby places it's bid. We will pay 15,000,000 of your marks for the Jewish population on your Nation. Currency transfers is of no issue to us, we have the currency.
Perhaps you would like to tell us more about the population. Are they intelligentsia?

OOC: We would like to know more so we can (IC) the population better.

To me, they are an inferior race.. Jews are impure..

But they may well be of use for you, they were used as bankers before I took power.

I retract my acceptance of Ralkovia's offer.

I accept Quintero's offer.

by **Goldfinger** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:04 am

This is completely outrageous and unexceptable! How dare you propose a deal of this sort without disclosing the number of Jews, the ages, and their health. I believe this is a scam. I demand a proper accounting before the bidding starts. Or we will just end up with a few emaciated political prisoners who were circumcised.

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Quintero - I have some bridges I'd like to sell you, (since you are an obvious fool).

by **Nordic Saxony** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:06 am

Goldfinger wrote:This is completely outrageous and unexceptable! How dare you propose a deal of this sort without disclosing the number of Jews, the ages, and their health. I believe this is a scam. I demand a proper accounting before the bidding starts. Or we will just end up with a few emaciated political prisoners who were circumcised.

I can assure you that they are in good health and they vary from children to adults... I gave out the population of Jews.

We have treated them well.. they are fed daily in their prison camps.

by **Ralkovia** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:07 am

Ralkovia will pay 2 billion in gold.

by **Nordic Saxony** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:08 am

Ralkovia wrote:Ralkovia will pay 2 billion in gold.

Acceptance retracted from Quintero..

Continue bidding.

by **Maldorainia** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:08 am

Nordic Saxony needs to be liberated from its anti-Semitic dictator for its treatment of its Jewish population.

by **Nordic Saxony** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:10 am

Maldorainia wrote:Nordic Saxony needs to be liberated from its anti-Semitic dictator for its treatment of its Jewish population.

OOC:

That will never happen, supported and allied with too many people..

by **Goldfinger** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:11 am

That is half your nation. You only have 8 million people, and you expect the reasonable people here to believe that half of you population is Jewish? Friends, I suggest we ignore this 'sale', overrun Nordic Saxony and take who or whatever we want.

by **Nordic Saxony** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:12 am

Goldfinger wrote:That is half your nation. You only have 8 million people, and you expect the reasonable people here to believe that half of you population is Jewish? Friends, I suggest we ignore this 'sale', overrun Nordic Saxony and take who or whatever we want.

Haha, that's pretty stupid.

You should know what the Republic of Lingray surrendered to us they had a vast Jewish population..

You will not over-run me, attempting to do so would only begin a war you shall not win.

by **Apollonesia** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:13 am

OOC: Here we go again.

by **Goldfinger** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:16 am

Hmmmm.... we have 2.84 billion people and spend half our budget on the military. I am sure James Bond would not be working for you, so we should be able to annihilate you rather quickly.

by **President Obama** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:16 am

we offer 4 billion dollars and our promise not to 'regime change' your nation.

by **Nordic Saxony** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:17 am

Goldfinger wrote:Hmmmm.... we have 2.84 billion people and spend half our budget on the military. I am sure James Bond would not be working for you, so we should be able to annihilate you rather quickly.

My allies and supporters would crush you easily.

Back to the subject in hand..

by **Quintero** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:19 am

Quintero is strongly against any military action that would be taken against any nation.

by **Huntopialand** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:22 am

That is unless their supporters lent help. Naturally the good people of Huntopialand couldn't help directly because we are opposed to the military, but I have no doubt that there are many supporters for your enemy.

by **Ralkovia** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:22 am

Ralkovia will offer 50 billion dollars to take the offer. Ralkovia will be sending ships to pick all the Jews up.

by **Nordic Saxony** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:24 am

Ralkovia wrote:Ralkovia will offer 50 billion dollars to take the offer. Ralkovia will be sending ships to pick all the Jews up.

Ralkovia is the top bidder.

One more bid?

by **President Obama** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:26 am

Ralkovia wrote:Ralkovia will offer 50 billion dollars to take the offer. Ralkovia will be sending ships to pick all the Jews up.

The United States of A wishes to begin discussions with Ralkovia on how we can help the Jewish [s]bankers[/s] people.

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