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by United Islands of the Pacific » Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:57 am
by Himiko » Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:16 am
by Trisolarum » Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:49 am
by New Edom » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:32 am
by New Edom » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:37 am
by New Edom » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:45 am
by New Edom » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:49 am
by New Edom » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:50 am
by New Edom » Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:11 am
by Radiatia » Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:17 am
Cletus AgneyTO:
Chief Operating Officer of Greasy Joe's Extra Greasy Grease Burgers®
2012 Joseph Bendiks Drive
Meganorf, SKORPTSCH
Radiatian Federation
Mike Mallarhyde
CEO and Owner
Mike's Monkey House
New Edom
Howdy,
Firstly let me make yer acquaintance. My name is Cletus Agney and I'm the Chief Operating Officer of Greasy Joe's Extra Greasy Grease Burgers® - the best dang rootin' tootin' little ole' fast food restaurant this side of the Great Radiatian Desert.
We heard that y'all got monkeys for sale down in ole' New Edom an we wanna do a purchase.
I do warn ya though, we really likes them there monkeys and we wanna do us a bulk purchase, in the millions so I'd be prepared.
We're gonna be spending $100,000,000 Universal Standard Dollars for the purchase of 1 million spider monkeys - an' we'll be coming back next year to do the same thing.
I gives ya my assurance that them monkeys will all be goin'in our burgersto good homes.YES, I WANT TO BUY A MONKEY OR EVEN LOTS OF MONKEYS!
(please fill in the form below as follows: example Monkey Type (s) Baboon – 20) )
Then please add in the price. All shipping and handling covered by our company for first time shipments.
Nation Name The Radiatian Federation (Radiatia)
Person Name (if applicable) Cletus Agney, Chief Operating Officer of Greasy Joe's Extra Greasy Grease Burgers®
Monkey Type(s) Including Number of Type(s):
- 200,000 Spider Monkeys
- 200,000 Chacma Baboons
- 200,000 Geladas
- 200,000 Japanese Macaques
I look forward to readin' them squiggles they call words when ya'll return my call.
Your Sincerely,
Cletus Agney
Chief Operating Officer
2012 Joseph Bendiks Drive
Meganorf, SKORPTSCH
Radiatian Federation
by Landenburg » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:13 am
by Landenburg » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:16 am
by New Edom » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:56 am
by New Edom » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:59 am
by New Edom » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:03 pm
by Libertatem Insulas » Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:23 am
by Sardakhar » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:49 am
by Mizialand » Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:49 am
Royaume du MizialandMinistère des Affaires étrangères124 Rue de Elise5689 AX HeleventiaMizialandTel: +44 900 788Fax: +44 557 900Website: www.mdea.mz
Mike Mallarhyde,
CEO and Owner,
Mike's Monkey House
20 December 2012
Dear Madam
Enquiry for Entertaining Monkeys
This missive bears to you the message of Her Highness Sophie Vincent, the reigning monarch of the Kingdom of Mizialand. As you may recognise from our prior correspondence, I am Herve de Charette, Minister of External Affairs of the Kingdom of Mizialand and faithful server of Her Highness.
I would like to enquire on behalf of Her Highness if any of your monkeys are trained in providing entertainment such as juggling or dancing. Her Highness has been really stressful lately and would surely enjoy some live monkey performance which would infact be a great stress buster rather than sitting in front of the idiot box. Please also inform us about the price of the aforesaid monkeys (if available) and the inherent traits or features they posses.
I look forward to your reply. Seasons Greetings and a Merry Christmas!
Yours faithfully,
Hervé de Charette,
Minister of External Affairs
by New Edom » Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:43 pm
by New Edom » Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:00 pm
Libertatem Insulas wrote:YES, I WANT TO BUY A MONKEY OR EVEN LOTS OF MONKEYS!
(please fill in the form below as follows: example Monkey Type (s) Baboon – 20) )
Then please add in the price. All shipping and handling covered by our company for first time shipments.
Nation Name The Free Land of Libertatem Insulas
Person Name (if applicable)
Squirell Monkey- 40
by New Edom » Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:02 pm
Sardakhar wrote:YES, I WANT TO BUY A MONKEY OR EVEN LOTS OF MONKEYS!
(please fill in the form below as follows: example Monkey Type (s) Baboon – 20) )
Then please add in the price. All shipping and handling covered by our company for first time shipments.
Nation Name Sardakhar
Person Name (if applicable) Josef Yatsis, Head of the Department of Body and Genetic Research, under the Ministry of Education and Science
Monkey Type(s) Including Number of Type(s): Gelada - 30 and Mandrill - 30, for experiments directed on the national advancement of scientific knowledge and awareness. Each monkey priced at 100 NSD, we are prepared to spend 6000 NSD for the purchase of the aforementioned monkeys.
by New Edom » Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:16 pm
Mizialand wrote:(Image)(Image)Royaume du MizialandMinistère des Affaires étrangères124 Rue de Elise5689 AX HeleventiaMizialandTel: +44 900 788Fax: +44 557 900Website: www.mdea.mz
Mike Mallarhyde,
CEO and Owner,
Mike's Monkey House
20 December 2012
Dear Madam
Enquiry for Entertaining Monkeys
This missive bears to you the message of Her Highness Sophie Vincent, the reigning monarch of the Kingdom of Mizialand. As you may recognise from our prior correspondence, I am Herve de Charette, Minister of External Affairs of the Kingdom of Mizialand and faithful server of Her Highness.
I would like to enquire on behalf of Her Highness if any of your monkeys are trained in providing entertainment such as juggling or dancing. Her Highness has been really stressful lately and would surely enjoy some live monkey performance which would infact be a great stress buster rather than sitting in front of the idiot box. Please also inform us about the price of the aforesaid monkeys (if available) and the inherent traits or features they posses.
I look forward to your reply. Seasons Greetings and a Merry Christmas!
Yours faithfully,
(Image)
Hervé de Charette,
Minister of External Affairs
by Ryaanistan » Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:44 pm
by New Edom » Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:58 pm
by Mizialand » Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:15 am
New Edom wrote:-Snip-
Royaume du MizialandMinistère des Affaires étrangères124 Rue de Elise5689 AX HeleventiaMizialandTel: +44 900 788Fax: +44 557 900Website: www.mdea.mz
Mike Mallarhyde,
CEO and Owner,
Mike's Monkey House
15 January 2013
Dear Sir
Re: Re: inquiry for Entertaining Monkeys
Her Highness was really enthralled by the idea of performing monkeys. I am sure that it would really please her and play an important role in reliving Her Highness, acting as a great stress buster. Therefore I would like to place an order of 5 performing monkeys, the details of which are enclosed in the application below.
I request that these monkeys be shipped in special diplomatic containers. If the Animal Rights Associations finds out about these monkeys, they will make my life a living hell. The vessel carrying these monkeys will be spared from normal customs checks. Also, please ensure that the vessel arrives in late night, so that the monkeys can be transferred to the palace in the cover of the night.
The required NSD 300,000 shall be wired to your preferred account or delivered in cash, as you please.
Yours faithfully,
Hervé de Charette,
Minister of External Affairs
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