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by La Cosa Fedora » Fri Jan 06, 2017 7:59 pm
To Mike's Monkey House,
As ardent weaboos (that means connoisseurs of Japanese culture to all you baka gaijin out there), we cannot believe that we have lived our lives without the Japanese macaque! Ownership of one of these kawaii critters is sure to become a status symbol in the coming years among all Gentlesirs of Honor.
It is therefore with urgency that we wish to place our order. Please find our attached order form below. We would be pleased to do first time business on a letter of credit basis. Funds shall be transferred to the reputable international banking institution of your choice, and upon fulfillment of the below order, they will make said moneys available to you.
Should this deal go well, we can look forward to future importations of Japanese macaques into what will surely be a rapidly growing market for this pet.
Sincerely yours in the name of the entire /pol/itburo,
Premier Chris Satoru Fedorov
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by Republica De Gran Chaco » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:11 pm
by New Edom » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:22 pm
Dear Mr. Mendoza:
Thank you for your amazing bulk order of howler monkeys! You're going to love having all these noisy monkeys howling up a storm! If I wanted lots of fine howls I would surely pick the howler monkey.
Right now, we have a deal on red howlers, because there is a serious monkey glut following my daring rescue of thousands of red howlers following developments in Ashab. So if you like red howlers, I can give you 50 of them right away. They're pretty young, and we have a problem with there being only 3 females to each male, so they've been a tad feisty.
There are two schools of thought on feeding howler monkeys. One is that they eat leaves, the other is that they can eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches the same as any other monkey. Up to you since you'll be buying them.
Have a nice day,
Mike Mallarhyde,
CEO and Owner, Mike's Monkey House
by Republica De Gran Chaco » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:29 pm
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