Shell Soda Company provides low-cost, high-quality soda pop en masse to any company, individual, or nation who so desires. We're legitimate, trust us. Just look at how well in-order our paperwork is!
OOC: This is obviously not a legitimate company; it's an FBG owned "shell company" which serves as an outlet for money laundering for some of the bank's less-than-legal transactions. SSC constitutes the middle part of the FBG laundering web -- money placed in secret Freidlicher accounts are passed through hundreds of different internal banks in Freidlichen, disguising its origin, and then invested into SSC. The original account holder receives the money after it has been invested, as those multiple bank account holders (in reality one man or woman with multiple accounts) have each, on paper, agreed to invest in a company which can then re-route the money back to them as "shares of profits". Of course, there are no real profits, and the money given back is simply a part of the original laundered money.
I'll likely be the only one using this thread, but it may come up in RPs, so I figured I might as well put it up here.
