Model 98 Tactical Rock

[Milograd]

» Model 098 Tactical Rock
"The Greatest Weapon of War Ever Devised!"

A typical model of the M98 Tactical Rock. ( Above )

Formal Name: Model 98 Tactical Rock
Weight: Generally About 0.48 pounds
Length: Varies
Width: Varies
Speed: Varies by Thrower
Maximum Height: Varies by Thrower
pH Level: 3
Price: $10 Per Pound of Stones

Overview

The Model 98 Tactical Rock is a innovative projectile weapon designed, produced, and sold by the Kahitik Corporation. Guhya Kahitik, the founder and CEO of the corporation, is responsible for inventing the concept. He has never revealed how he was inspired to think up the product, nor has it ever been publicly revealed how it is manufactured. Regardless, the tactical rock itself is capable of being utilized in countless, if not almost all, modern combat scenarios. It is an extremely durable weapon capable of inflicting a great deal of damage upon its opponents, and its applications are unlimited in number.

Operation

A Model 98 Tactical Rock is designed to be useful in a vast number of various combat situations, and is best used as a projectile. A user can launch a Model 98 Tactical Rock by grabbing it with their dominant hand, bringing their dominant arm back behind their heads, and whipping their arm down and forward in the direction that they wish to launch the tactical rock. Upon doing this, they should release their grip on the rock so that it may travel towards its intended target. Generally weighing nearly half a gram, this technology is light in weight and is thus easy to throw.

These tactical rocks can also be launched through catapults and cannons, though it is most common for a user of this product to physically launch it with their own arms. It is capable of injuring people and animals. Model 98 Tactical Rocks can also be used to damage objects, create sound distractions, or as makeshift drums. They can be used in countless other applications as their user sees fit.

Model 98 Tactical Rocks can be sharpened to inflict more damage on targets.

Purchase

The tactical rocks are only sold in large groups, and they can be purchased by the pound. One pound's worth of tactical rocks will cost a customer ten universal standard dollars, but there is no limit to how many tactical rocks one can purchase. Several accessories can be purchased alongside tactical rocks for an additional fee:

• Large Rock Holding Bag: $10.00 USD
• Pointy Stick: $5.50 USD
• M98 Tactical Rock - The Instruction Manual: $20.00 USD

Domestic Production Rights are not available for this product. All orders of this technology can be sent to the Kahitik Corporation's headquarters in Kremho, Milograd.

© Kahitik Corp. 2012

[Constaniana]

We will take 20 pounds of your tactical rocks, a d a few pointy sticks to boot.

[New Azura]

We'll buy a Moderl 98 Tactical Rock, and place it in the Milograd Wing of the "Most Awesome Things Ever Pawned Off on Unsuspecting Populaces" Museum.


You. Win. The. Game.

[Orussia]

The Armed Forces of the Orussian Empire wishes to purchase 20 pounds of Model 98 Tactical Rocks, in addition to one (1) "M98 Tactical Rock - The Instruction Manual".

The total for this order comes out to $220.00USD, of which half will be wired upon confirmation of this order. The other half will be sent once the order has been received.

[Milograd]

We will take 20 pounds of your tactical rocks, a d a few pointy sticks to boot.

A Message from the Kahitik Corporation

Greetings,

Your order for twenty pounds of tactical rocks and a few pointy sticks has been accepted, albeit we cannot sell pointy sticks to you until you clarify the precise number of sticks that you wish to acquire. Twenty pounds of tactical stones costs two hundred universal standard dollars, and every pointy stick that you wish to purchase will cost you five dollars and fifty cents. You may acquire your purchase in Kremho, Milograd or have it delivered to you for an additional fee of five universal standard dollars. It should be noted that this product is highly advanced military technology, and it would thus be preferred if you did not attempt to reverse manufacture it.

Signed,

Tyshik Waturren, Director of Sales
Kahitik Corporation

[Milograd]

We'll buy a Moderl 98 Tactical Rock, and place it in the Milograd Wing of the "Most Awesome Things Ever Pawned Off on Unsuspecting Populaces" Museum.


You. Win. The. Game.

A Message from the Kahitik Corporation

Greetings,

Your order for a single tactical rock, weighing half a pound, has been accepted. Half a pound's worth of tactical stones costs five universal standard dollars. You may acquire your purchase in Kremho, Milograd or have it delivered to you for an additional fee of two universal standard dollars. It should be noted that this product is highly advanced military technology, and it would thus be preferred if you did not attempt to reverse manufacture it.

Signed,

Tyshik Waturren, Director of Sales
Kahitik Corporation

[Milograd]

The Armed Forces of the Orussian Empire wishes to purchase 20 pounds of Model 98 Tactical Rocks, in addition to one (1) "M98 Tactical Rock - The Instruction Manual".

The total for this order comes out to $220.00USD, of which half will be wired upon confirmation of this order. The other half will be sent once the order has been received.

A Message from the Kahitik Corporation

Greetings,

Your order for twenty pounds of tactical rocks and a instruction manual has been accepted. Twenty pounds of tactical stones costs two hundred universal standard dollars, and a single instruction manual costs twenty universal standard dollars. You may acquire your purchase in Kremho, Milograd or have it delivered to you for an additional fee of five universal standard dollars. It should be noted that this product is highly advanced military technology, and it would thus be preferred if you did not attempt to reverse manufacture it.

Signed,

Tyshik Waturren, Director of Sales
Kahitik Corporation

[Yohannes]

Hello i wouldnlike to buy please thank you

Signed
Emperor Yohannes
xoxo

[Radiatia]

TO: Tyshik Waturren, Director of Sales for the Kahitik Corporation
FROM: The Rt Hon Feodor Schindler, Federal Minister of Defence

---

Greetings,

Firstly let me just register how impressed I am by the technological achievement of the Kahitik Corporation. Truly you have mine, and my nation's, respect.

For years the Radiatian Federal Army (RFA) has attempted to create a similar weapon. Our first attempt at a weapon of this nature was to run onto the battlefield and show the enemy soldiers a photograph of a rock.

While this tactic did confuse the less intelligent of our opponents, ultimately it was deemed a failure and resulted in heavy casualties.

We then went on to create the Papier-mâché imitation rock, until we discovered it was ineffective in wet weather and furthermore was only able to annoy the enemy rather than actually do any damage.

Our final attempt, before abandoning the project altogether, was when we created the "dirt clump" which would dirty an enemy soldier's clothes and cause him to be severely told off by his mother later in the day, when the time came to wash their uniforms.

However, our finest military science pales in comparison to the Model 98 Tactical Rock.

Therefore, it is the desire of the Radiatian Federal Ministry of Defence to purchase the following:

• 38 Pounds of Tactical Rocks ($380.00 USD)
• 10 Pointy Sticks ($55.00 USD)
• M98 Tactical Rock - The Instruction Manual x2 - one for each eye ($40.00 USD)
• 4 Large Rock Holding Bags ($40.00 USD)

This, plus the $5 delivery fee, I believe comes to a grand total of $15.95 USD.
(Please check, as I am not very good at mathematics.)

Please send the rocks to the top secret military base at:

Mysterious White Building
124 Notthemilitary Street
Zone 11, DRACHENSGARD
Radiatian Federation

Also please don't tell anyone the address of the base.
If we get bombed because I told you, I am so gonna be a laughing stock at this year's Christmas party.

Your Sincerely,
Feodor Schindler
The Rt Hon Feodor Schindler

Federal Minister of Defence
Room 275 RFA-Fortress Building
Xerconia, FEDERAL CAPITAL TERRITORY
Radiatian Federation

[Hungaristan]

We will take 20 pounds of your tactical rocks, a d a few pointy sticks to boot.

This is hilarious, yet effective

[Glaswegistan]

We would like to purchase five tactical rocks to help evaluate the potential field performance of the weapon.

We would also like to purchase one tactical rock with a specified design modification, to include one tactical rail for the addition of additional holographic sights or tactical flashlights, in order to assess the ability of the weapon to be adapted to a high tech battlefield. If this is not possible, we'll just go with the previous order of five rocks.

We would also like to purchase one pointy stick and five tactical rock instruction manuals.

The Party delivers its congratulations to the Kahitik Corporation, never before has such an interesting and unexpected weapons system been placed on the Modern Battlefield. In a world where older ideas are being mixed with high tech ideals in increasing frequency, and where competitors are looking to crossbows and thrown knives as viable alternatives to automatic firearms and hand grenades, Kahitik has proven again that it has the technical proficiency and the innovative engineers required to maintain a high degree of quality in its products and an impressive degree of knowledge about the needs of the modern soldier.

As such, we are interested in buying some of these new tactical rocks in order to properly assess their potential within the Glaswegistani Army, and potentially the Navy, Air force and National Guard beyond that, we have outlined our orders above and look forward to utilizing these ingenius new products on the battlefield.

The Party wishes you a pleasant day

[Maltropia]

Dear sir,

It is a delight to those of us employed within the Maltropian Ministry of War to learn of the recently-announced availability on world weapons' markets of the Kahitik Corporation's Model 098 Tactical Rock. As a nation which has made extensive use of the previous incarnation of this weapon (the Model 097 Tactical Rock), one which was quite possibly among the finest imported armaments employed by the Maltropian Royal Military, we feel it to be our duty to replace our existing stocks of arms with this latest arrival. We do not doubt its multifarious uses and applications, and have no qualms with ordering vast quantities of the projectile for use in our ongoing national defense. As such, we are pleased to announce our intent to order a quantity of Model 98 Tactical Rocks which would equal, to the nearest approximation possible, the value of the sum of 2,000,000 NSD. We estimate this to be 200,000 pounds of Model 98 Tactical Rocks, though this figure need not be strictly adhered to.

Realising that there may well be many new features to take into account with this latest model, and our intent to outfit a large portion of the Royal Military with this weapon, we shall also require a number of guides to its use. We are, therefore, greatly reassured by the presence of "M98 Tactical Rock - The Instruction Manual" on international markets. We would like to purchase 5,000 editions of this book, a quantity whose price is equal to 100,000 NSD.

Furthermore, we wish to avail of 10,000 Large Rock Holding Bags to fill the purpose for which they seem aptly named, and we strongly anticipate their ability to satisfy this requirement. These Holding Bags, we believe, will cost us an additional 100,000 NSD and bring the total cost of all our purchases from the Kahitik Corporation to 2,200,000 NSD. As soon as our order has been processed and confirmed, we shall transfer the payment, in full, to a financial institution or some such account of your choosing.

It is a privilege and an honour to be among the first to avail of the Model 098 Tactical Rock, and we thank you for so diligently advancing the technology with which war is waged.

Regards,
Prionsias Ó Manacháin
Minister of War

[Milograd]

Any outstanding orders are approved.

[Yohannes]

Muney w1red

[Maltropia]

Muney w1red

What she said, only with better spelling.

[Kouralia]

An Official Communique of the Kouralian Ministry for War

---

We, the Kouralian Military, would like to purchase the following:

100 pounds of rocks
5 sharpened sticks
2 large bags

at a total of: $1,047.50. We hope you will not find fault with our order.

Major General Hart of the Kouralian Special Forces Command

[The Republic Of Ardenhelm]

Milograd, this is why I love you.

[Milograd]

([url=http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/1205/halfsizecoatofarms.png]Image)[/url]
An Official Communique of the Kouralian Ministry for War

---

We, the Kouralian Military, would like to purchase the following:

100 pounds of rocks
5 sharpened sticks
2 large bags

at a total of: $1,047.50. We hope you will not find fault with our order.

Major General Hart of the Kouralian Special Forces Command

A Message from the Kahitik Corporation

Greetings,

Your order for one hundred pounds of tactical rocks, five pointy sticks, and two large bags has been accepted. One hundred pounds of tactical stones cost a thousand universal standard dollars, five pointy sticks cost twenty seven dollars and fifty cents in total, and two large bags cost twenty universal standard dollars. Your order, in total, costs you one 1,047.50 universal standard dollars. You may acquire your purchase in Kremho, Milograd or have it delivered to you for an additional fee of five universal standard dollars. It should be noted that this product is highly advanced military technology, and it would thus be preferred if you did not attempt to reverse manufacture it.

Signed,

Tyshik Waturren, Director of Sales
Kahitik Corporation

[New Hayesalia]

gov. new aheysalia

hi am chief of navy we want to ask:

can yuo use it as pet?

thanks
amdiral flynn

I love NS...

[Yohannes]

OOC: Full apology but it seems that we will have to cancel our previous order. Thank you.

[Old Geneva]

The Army of Old Geneva would like two rocks for experimental purposes. Twenty dollars will be wired soon. Have nice day.

[Milograd]

The Army of Old Geneva's order is approved.

[Orlkjestad]

"Gee, I want one!"
- Felix Fonda, Age 10, Student at Jean Waalke Libera Primary School

[Earth Sphere Coalition]

Spherian Department of War

Kahitik Corporation,

The Spherian Government would like to purchase 100 pounds of the Model 098 Tactical Rock. Also we would like one Large Rock Holding Bag and twenty Pointy Sticks. The total coming to $1120 universal standard dollars.

Yolanda Davenport,
Head of Sales

[Priory Academy USSR]

Our nation would like to buy 1000 pounds of your Model 98 Tactical Rock, since most of the military budget has been spent on uranium. We hope it is a good substitute for the Mk 7 Cow leg bone we have been using the past few months.

Cost:$10,000