Pacificius wrote:
TO: Harvey Edwin Webber
FROM: Cletus Agney, Franchise Liason Manager
Howdy,
We're glad to see you're interested in opening a franchise down in ole' Pacificius.
Greasy Joe's Extra Greasy Grease Burgers in the best dang rootin' tootin' little old fast food restaurant this side of the Great Radiatian Desert. You're on to a good thing by opening one of our branches, I can tell you.
Well, we'll be sure to send you on our "Spit and Polish" programme, where we'll be teaching ya the secret tricks that make this business better than any other, and then after that you're investment will be sure to translate into profits for us.
And also, if you're lucky, you might see some of the profits too.
Well I wish you all the best, you're on to a good thing and I look forward toleeching offworking with ya!
Best wishes,
Cletus Agney
Franchise Liason Manager
2012 Joseph Bendiks Drive
Meganorf, SKORPTSCH
Radiatian Federation