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Postby Cazelia » Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:20 pm

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this gun id caled ubargun it shootz 50.cal ammo and kills lots of people dprs 500 milleon dollers

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dis is a deagle and it shootz magnum bullits dprs 1000 milleon dollers
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Postby North Wiedna » Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:26 pm

i maek gun it chute bulit pew pew!
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Postby Ruccola » Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:53 pm

can i haz gunns plz?
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Postby Berzerkirs » Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:58 pm

such por spelin in tiz thred!!!

LUL

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Postby BrightonBurg » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:00 pm

THEM GUnZ IZ DA BOMBZORS

I think this thread is going to get real silly,real fast. :)
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Postby Aperture Science » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:05 pm

A fully automatic .50 caliber Desert Eagle with a drum magazine?

I'll take it!
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Postby Joesavi » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:25 pm

*epic facepalm*

First off, your "rifle" has THREE laser sights, which is completely useless. The scope is on the "barrel" and there are iron sights in front of it, which is, again, overkill. The drum magazine is completely out of place, and looks more like a terrible foregrip then anything else.

Second, Your "Desert Eagle's" silencer isn't properly attached to the barrel, the magazine isn't properly attached to the pistol, and simply makes no sense. The scope and bipod are out of place, and you don't even need them on a pistol.

Third, would it hurt to add some more info? "ubergun kills stuff and fires 50cal bullet lol?" No. Just no.

Finally, your grammar and spelling is so terrible I'm just going to hope for the sake of humanity's future that you're simply a troll and not actually serious.
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Postby Joesavi » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:26 pm

And also, the prices you're selling these for is ridiculous. Most weapons should be sold for 1000-5000 USD(if you want to use US dollars), not 500 million.
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Postby L3 Communications » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:27 pm

Joesavi wrote:*epic facepalm*

First off, your "rifle" has THREE laser sights, which is completely useless. The scope is on the "barrel" and there are iron sights in front of it, which is, again, overkill. The drum magazine is completely out of place, and looks more like a terrible foregrip then anything else.

Second, Your "Desert Eagle's" silencer isn't properly attached to the barrel, the magazine isn't properly attached to the pistol, and simply makes no sense. The scope and bipod are out of place, and you don't even need them on a pistol.

Third, would it hurt to add some more info? "ubergun kills stuff and fires 50cal bullet lol?" No. Just no.

Finally, your grammar and spelling is so terrible I'm just going to hope for the sake of humanity's future that you're simply a troll and not actually serious.


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Postby Joesavi » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:28 pm

L3 Communications wrote:
Joesavi wrote:*epic facepalm*

First off, your "rifle" has THREE laser sights, which is completely useless. The scope is on the "barrel" and there are iron sights in front of it, which is, again, overkill. The drum magazine is completely out of place, and looks more like a terrible foregrip then anything else.

Second, Your "Desert Eagle's" silencer isn't properly attached to the barrel, the magazine isn't properly attached to the pistol, and simply makes no sense. The scope and bipod are out of place, and you don't even need them on a pistol.

Third, would it hurt to add some more info? "ubergun kills stuff and fires 50cal bullet lol?" No. Just no.

Finally, your grammar and spelling is so terrible I'm just going to hope for the sake of humanity's future that you're simply a troll and not actually serious.


*epicly epic facepalm with a dash of LOLHUEG failure*

Actually, I think this works:
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Slakonian wrote:And do not tell i am not wrong because i am absolutly right


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Postby Regios » Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:36 pm

That first weapon is just :palm: . It's basically junk. It does no good to anyone especially the guy holding it. If you have that sniper scope on the gun you don't need the reflex sight, it just gets in the way. Plus the sniper scope should be were the reflex sight is. The laser from the reflex sight ends up not going anywhere because it hits the sniper scope.

If you want to create a gun, fine. Just think about it first. Use that thing called brain.

I0m not even gonna comment the second gun. ;) :rofl:
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Postby Chernobyl-Pripyat » Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:11 pm

Regios wrote:That first weapon is just :palm: . It's basically junk. It does no good to anyone especially the guy holding it. If you have that sniper scope on the gun you don't need the reflex sight, it just gets in the way. Plus the sniper scope should be were the reflex sight is. The laser from the reflex sight ends up not going anywhere because it hits the sniper scope.

If you want to create a gun, fine. Just think about it first. Use that thing called brain.

I0m not even gonna comment the second gun. ;) :rofl:



you know you got trolled, right?

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Postby Regios » Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:24 pm

Chernobyl-Pripyat wrote:
Regios wrote:That first weapon is just :palm: . It's basically junk. It does no good to anyone especially the guy holding it. If you have that sniper scope on the gun you don't need the reflex sight, it just gets in the way. Plus the sniper scope should be were the reflex sight is. The laser from the reflex sight ends up not going anywhere because it hits the sniper scope.

If you want to create a gun, fine. Just think about it first. Use that thing called brain.

I0m not even gonna comment the second gun. ;) :rofl:



you know you got trolled, right?


I know that. I'm just getting into the spirit of the thing nothing more.
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Postby Cazelia » Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:38 pm

Sorry guys, I think the joke is up here. I was aiming at trolling the people who made shitty pimp-my-gun knockoffs and spammed the forum with them. Although I'm seriously laughing at one of the people here critiquing the designs because he certainly does something similar.
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Postby Joesavi » Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:27 pm

Cazelia wrote:Sorry guys, I think the joke is up here. I was aiming at trolling the people who made shitty pimp-my-gun knockoffs and spammed the forum with them. Although I'm seriously laughing at one of the people here critiquing the designs because he certainly does something similar.


Yeah, that's obvious. But I make them alot better then THAT! :lol2:
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Wilconson wrote:The creator of a communist version of ThunderCats.


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Postby Crabulonia » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:49 am

I'll take 8 of the deagle

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Postby Cazelia » Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:15 am

Crabulonia wrote:I'll take 8 of the deagle

[[OOC: Read the thread.]]
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Postby Crabulonia » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:12 pm

Cazelia wrote:
Crabulonia wrote:I'll take 8 of the deagle

[[OOC: Read the thread.]]


Course I've read the thread, just thought you could do with some business.


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