Julia Griffincrest Releases CD, Get Your Copy Today!

[Blackhelm Confederacy]

Julia Griffincrest’s new hit CD is sweeping the Confederacy. Straight out of Paradise City, Julia is ready to move onto the international stage and start a new music career. Her breakout album, titled Julia, is now going global! The album has both Latin and English songs, so people can get a real feel for the people of the Blackhelm Confederacy and their Roman culture. Get your copy today!

1. My Daddy’s Money
2. Oil is a Girl’s Best Friend
3. Totus Tuus (Totally Yours)
4. Princess of Paradise
5. Aurora Australis (Southern Dawn)
6. Petroleum Party Girl
7. Invidia (Envy)
8. Heiress
9. Party Like A Paradisian
10. Confederate Girl
11. Lioness
12. Black Gold

[Berzerkirs]

So... how are we axactly to buy any of these?

[Niur]

Its a witch!

[Niur]

Burn the witch!
Niur sends Ten thousand kilos of napalm to the Blackhelm Confedaracy to aide them in the burning of the witch.

[Berzerkirs]

Burn the witch!
Niur sends Ten thousand kilos of napalm to the Blackhelm Confedaracy to aide in the burning of the witch.

The Confederacy can crush you, you wouldnt be the first...

[Takaram]

To: Nuir
From: Ministry of Foreign Relations, Takaram
CC: Blackhelm Confederacy

We wish to your nation luck in it's upcoming with Blackhelm Confederacy.

Cynthia Rose, Minister of Foreign Relations, Takaram

[Niur]

Burn the witch!
Niur sends Ten thousand kilos of napalm to the Blackhelm Confedaracy to aide in the burning of the witch.

The Confederacy can crush you, you wouldnt be the first...

But we are helping them... This witch will obvoiusly attempt to begin the mass slaughter of the Confedarcy's populace, and as much as we hate them we can not allow that to happen.

[Shinkadomayaka]

Burn the witch!
Niur sends Ten thousand kilos of napalm to the Blackhelm Confedaracy to aide in the burning of the witch.

The Confederacy can crush you, you wouldnt be the first...

But we are helping them... This witch will obvoiusly attempt to begin the mass slaughter of the Confedarcy's populace, and as much as we hate them we can not allow that to happen.

The ASBA will support you, but against BC we probly won't help much...

[Blackhelm Confederacy]

So... how are we axactly to buy any of these?

Just say that your nation's sales hit X number or what not, whatever you want really, you can condemn the CD, give it an award, invite her for a concert or talk show, anything you wanna do.

[Blackhelm Confederacy]

As for Niur, we eagerly await your fleets.

[Srork]

Don't expect it to get much attention in the Dominion.

99.9% of the people in our nation like Metal as their primary music choice.

The other 00.01%? Classical music lovers.

[Santheres]

Don't expect it to get much attention in the Dominion.

99.9% of the people in our nation like Metal as their primary music choice.

The other 00.01%? Classical music lovers.

OOC: Because people are only allowed to have and listen to one favorite genre?

BC: A little more information about it? I might write up a review if I have the time.

[Srork]

OOC: Because people are only allowed to have and listen to one favorite genre?

OOC : I never said that they weren't going to buy it, I just said it wasn't going to get much attention. Meaning that it will probably get bought in Srork, but not really enough to the point where it's on our top 100 list or anything.

[Blackhelm Confederacy]

BC: A little more information about it? I might write up a review if I have the time.

Sure, what are you lookin' for? It's genre would be pop btw.

[Santheres]

BC: A little more information about it? I might write up a review if I have the time.

Sure, what are you lookin' for?

OOC: genres (including cross-genre) and general comments on the actual quality of it all, including lyrics and production. Anything you can think of, really.

Edit: since you added that in.

[Allemande]

"Her work is, frankly speaking, beyond bad," said Julian Guilles, culture critic on ABC's First Cup, a popular morning program. "The singing is mediocre, her lyrics banal, the composition ham-handed, the accompaniment ragged, and her target audience so shallow that even a twelve-year old would be embarrassed."

"So I take it," replied Emily Toullaine, the show's host, with a bit of a wry smile, "That you didn't like the album?"

"It wasn't worth the petroleum wasted to make the laser disc and packing materials," replied Guilles nastily.

[Acacia Heights Records]

Shawn Johessman raised an eyebrow as he came upon an article in Anacrusis, an Xaymacan entertainment magazine, about Julia Griffincrest's new album.

"What's up?" Rayleigh Johessman asked, looking over her husband's shoulder. "Hmm... I wonder if she's any good."

"Good?" Shawn scoffed. "Her last name alone should sell gold, if not platinum."

"You're stating the obvious." Rayleigh wrapped her arms around Shawn's neck. "I'm just curious whether she's talented, or just another rich girl playing superstar."

Shawn kissed his wife's hand. "I'm curious whether she released this on a label."

"Always the businessman, eh, baby?"

He smirked. "Are you surprised?"

Rayleigh laughed. "Never. Let's find out, shall we?"
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To: Management Team of Julia Griffincrest
From: A & R Department, Acacia Heights Records

Congratulations on the recent release of Ms. Griffincrest's album. We inquire whether the album was released on a record label, or self-released; if the latter, we are interested in working out a contract for future releases.

Rebeka Coral
A & R, Acacia Heights Records

[Blackhelm Confederacy]

OOC: genres (including cross-genre) and general comments on the actual quality of it all, including lyrics and production. Anything you can think of, really.

Edit: since you added that in.

Well, think of it like a weird mix of Shakira and Paris Hilton, but with more Paris Hilton. If I get some more ime I'll try and make up some lyrics for one of the songs.

IC:

Julia looked at the letter sent to her by Acacia Heights Records, and was pretty excited about it. She quickly had some one write back a response.

"To: A & R Department, Acacia Heights Records
From: Julia Griffincrest

The album is self released. I would love it if we could get some kind of a deal going with you guys! What are you thinking about?"

[Acacia Heights Records]

To: Julia Griffincrest
From: A & R Department, Acacia Heights Records

Our standard contract is for two albums, with a royalty rate of ten percent. Of course, this is open to negotiation, and we would have to discuss your advance. Will you be available to speak with us either in person or over the phone?

Rebeka Coral
A & R, Acacia Heights Records

[Blackhelm Confederacy]

To: A & R Department, Acacia Heights Records
From: Julia Griffincrest

Yea, you can either come here, or you can call me whenever. I would go to you, but my dad doesn't really like when I leave the country.

[Kubra]

Don't expect it to get much attention in the Dominion.

99.9% of the people in our nation like Metal as their primary music choice.

The other 00.01%? Classical music lovers.

Wouldn't it be 100% metal and 0.01% neoclassical speed metal?

[Blackhelm Confederacy]

Kubra your still alive??!!?! I havent seen you in ages!

[Belkaland]

The Grand Principality of Belkaland
Secretary of Health Lord Karl-Heinz Sammer

To: Blackhelm Confederacy Department of Health
Subject: Medical Issues Arising over new musical release

To whom it may concern,

With the recent release of Julia Griffincrest’s new albulm, a surge in cases of Brain Cancer has occured within the Grand Belkan Principality. After several weeks of investigations, it has been determined that the sound of Mrs. Julia's high pitch voice causes the human brain to develop a tumor in the Temporal Lobe, most likely to try to block out her voice while allowing for hearing to remain unimpaired to the rest of sound spectrum. But in most cases, the size of the tumor grows too big and causes a massive stroke due to a lack of blood flow.

To counter this threat to human life, Mrs. Julia's CD is hereby banned in the Grand Principality of Belkaland and any copies found within Belkan border will be destroyed. We urge the government of the Blackhelm Confederacy and any other national governments in the world to follow suit and destroy these CDs as to prevent further death to a very preventable condition.

Sincerly,
Lord Karl-Heinz Sammer
Secretary of Health of the Grand Principality of Belkaland

[Niur]

The witch stuff was a joke, but she really is scary looking....

[Acacia Heights Records]

To: Julia Griffincrest
From: A & R, Acacia Heights Records

Excellent- we will meet you at your earliest convenience.

Rebeka Coral
A & R, Acacia Heights Records
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After sending the latest reply, Rebeka Coral called Shawn and filled him in. "Damn," Shawn said. "This is something I would have liked to do personally."

"I'll pretend you're right there with me," Rebeka joked.

"Great. Make us some money."