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¿What is Stallionbate?

Stallionbate LLC is a subsidiary of YellowApple, Inc. specializing in providing psychological therapy services to patients under the guise of intimate and/or flirtatious textual, audio, and video conversations with actresses. Our actresses are most commonly students at the University of Manzanopolis Prime pursuing degrees in Sapient Psychology (or a species-specific branch thereof) earning money to cover living and education expenses, though actresses from outside of the University of Manzanopolis Prime are also recruited regularly.

Stallionbate began as a research project within the University of Manzanopolis Prime's Psychology Department; this project, referred to as "Project Braincrack", maintained an objective of discovering novel methods of administering psychological therapy to patients who would normally not attend therapy sessions or otherwise seek psychiatric help for their neuroses. One of Project Braincrack's findings was that mild seduction could work well in a therapeutic environment, as it could encourage patients to more willingly disclose information necessary for diagnosis, in addition to introducing vulnerabilities necessary to bypass a patient's defense mechanisms and actually perform treatment. Students participating in Project Braincrack brought their findings to YellowApple, Inc., which agreed to finance a company as a subsidiary in order to test the effectiveness of this new strategy in psychological treatment.

Stallionbate LLC does not charge patients for its services; instead, Stallionbate's revenues are generated via the sale of commercial advertisement space. These sales provide the necessary funding to cover operation expenses, employee salaries, and Stallionbate's own advertisements for attracting potential customers to its therapy site.

Advertisement Sales

Advertisement space prices are as follows:

  • Text-only: N$512 per year
  • Icon graphic (75x75 pixels max): N$1,024 per year
  • Small graphic (125x125 pixels max): N$2,048 per year
  • Medium graphic (250x250 pixels max): N$4,096 per year
  • Banner graphic (900x125 pixels max): N$8,192 per year
  • Sidebar graphic (125x900 pixels max): N$8,192 per year
  • Large graphic (500x500 pixels max): N$16,384 per year
  • Huge graphic (900x900 pixels max): N$32,768 per year

To purchase advertisement space, please fill out and submit the following form in its entirety.

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[b][u]Stallionbate Advertisement Order Form[/u][/b]

[b]Customer Name:[/b]
[b]Nation of Origin:[/b]
[b]Type of Advertisement:[/b] (Text/Small/Medium/Banner/Sidebar/Large/Huge)
[b]Content of Advertisement:[/b] (if an image, please include the image URL)
[b]Destination of Advertisement:[/b] (where the link will go to; OOC: this *must* be on NationStates, its forums, or an NS-related site)
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Postby YellowApple » Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:17 am

Current Actresses

  • Jennifer Limnio - Doctorate Student (Psychology), University of Manzanopolis Prime
  • Sarah Rotberger - Doctorate Student (Psychology), University of Manzanopolis Prime
  • Cocoa Hearts - Doctorate Student (Psychology), University of Manzanopolis Prime
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Postby YellowApple » Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:18 am

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Postby YellowApple » Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:19 am

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Postby YellowApple » Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:20 am

Stallionbate LLC is now live!

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Postby YellowApple » Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:06 pm

Bumping now that I've resurrected this idea.

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Postby The Gingerbread States » Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:07 am

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Gingerbread Confectionaries & Sweets~
The Experts of Sweet

Gingerbread Confectionaries & Sweets is highly interested in this unique business opportunity. Gingerbread Confectionaries & Sweets would like to advertise on this service, as this shall be a wonderful public relations opportunity, and an opportunity to increase business. Attached below is our advertisement application.

Stallionbate Advertisement Order Form

Customer Name: Gingerbread Confectionaries & Sweets
Nation of Origin: The United Gingerbread States
Type of Advertisement: (Huge)
Content of Advertisement: (Image, Image URL: http://pe-images.s3.amazonaws.com/photo ... ad-men.gif
Below image shall be text saying "[Gingerbread Confectionaries & Sweets"
Destination of Advertisement: (http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=211593#p11884801)


Happy Holidays,
Peppermint Frosting, CEO of Gingerbread Confectionaries & Sweets.

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Postby YellowApple » Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:04 pm

The Gingerbread States wrote:
(Image)
Gingerbread Confectionaries & Sweets~
The Experts of Sweet

Gingerbread Confectionaries & Sweets is highly interested in this unique business opportunity. Gingerbread Confectionaries & Sweets would like to advertise on this service, as this shall be a wonderful public relations opportunity, and an opportunity to increase business. Attached below is our advertisement application.

Stallionbate Advertisement Order Form

Customer Name: Gingerbread Confectionaries & Sweets
Nation of Origin: The United Gingerbread States
Type of Advertisement: (Huge)
Content of Advertisement: (Image, Image URL: http://pe-images.s3.amazonaws.com/photo ... ad-men.gif
Below image shall be text saying "[Gingerbread Confectionaries & Sweets"
Destination of Advertisement: (http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=211593#p11884801)


Happy Holidays,
Peppermint Frosting, CEO of Gingerbread Confectionaries & Sweets.



Stallionbate LLC
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CEO Peppermint Frosting,

Thank you for choosing to purchase advertising space with Stallionbate LLC. Your graphical advertisement has been added to our therapy site, and your account has subsequently been charged N$32,768, to be renewed annually until termination of our advertising agreement.

For appearance purposes, we adjusted the size of the accompanying text to match the dimensions of the image. A sample rendering of your advertisement is attached to this message.

¡Thanks for your business!

Sincerely,

Dr. Rebekah Molinara
Chief Executive, Stallionbate LLC

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Postby CoolLand » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:39 pm

Stallionbate Advertisement Order Form

Customer Name: CoolBucks Coffee Co.
Nation of Origin: The United Socialist Provinces of CoolBoyGcp
Type of Advertisement: (Huge)
Content of Advertisement: (http://images.webdesignbooth.com/latte- ... te-art.jpg) (Text below shall say: Want Your Caffeine Fix? Go To CoolBucks!)
Destination of Advertisement: (viewtopic.php?f=6&t=182412&hilit=CoolBucks)
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Postby YellowApple » Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:36 am

CoolLand wrote:Stallionbate Advertisement Order Form

Customer Name: CoolBucks Coffee Co.
Nation of Origin: The United Socialist Provinces of CoolBoyGcp
Type of Advertisement: (Huge)
Content of Advertisement: (http://images.webdesignbooth.com/latte- ... te-art.jpg) (Text below shall say: Want Your Caffeine Fix? Go To CoolBucks!)
Destination of Advertisement: (viewtopic.php?f=6&t=182412&hilit=CoolBucks)



Stallionbate LLC
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To Whom It May Concern,

Thank you for choosing to purchase advertising space with Stallionbate LLC. Your graphical advertisement has been added to our therapy site as a pop-up ad, and your account has subsequently been charged N$32,768, to be renewed annually until termination of our advertising agreement.

For appearance purposes, we adjusted the size of the accompanying text to match the dimensions of the image. A sample rendering of your advertisement is attached to this message.

¡Thanks for your business!

Sincerely,

Dr. Rebekah Molinara
Chief Executive, Stallionbate LLC

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