Purchasing Execution System

[Phrozen Core]

Phrozen Core is currently invading a small, broken nation to the west of our border. We are looking to purchase some form of mass execution system to deal with the rebels, firebrands, and upstarts among the nation we have recently conquered. Please include all information on such system (type, usage, disposal, capacity, space, etc.) and the purchase price. An image would also be helpful, but is not required (please keep graphic images out, as we are looking for the system, not it's after-effects)

[The House of Castile]

The Sultan of Castile is willing to sell you one of our Mustard gas chambers.

The MGXC-101 or "The Gas man Cometh" has a capacity for 150 people, perfect for mass executions of heretics, rebels, criminals, and certain ethnic groups, mmm...Deruians..mmm, comes with 400 canisters(400 uses), and as a bonus it comes with our other most used execution method... a gun.

All for $1 million.

Additional canisters $300 each.

[Phrozen Core]

We will have to respectfully decline on the mustard gas chambers, as we are looking for something a bit more unique/original, without the whole stripping/disposing-of-naked-bodies process. If you have other system(s) we would very much like to look into them, so feel free.

[The House of Castile]

We will have to respectfully decline on the mustard gas chambers, as we are looking for something a bit more unique/original, without the whole stripping/disposing-of-naked-bodies process. If you have other system(s) we would very much like to look into them, so feel free.

How about our MGXC-105, basically the same but also acts as an incinerator, for $1.5million.

Or one of our most popular public spectacles, chaining a criminal to a wall, getting a doctor to sedate and cut him open without killing him, and when he awakes unleash hungry dogs on him, the best part is that you get to sell the television rights to the highest bidder.

[Phrozen Core]

We are interested in the incineration capabilities of the MGXC-105, and are willing to purchase, but we do have questions:

Does it still use canisters?
Is it itself a facility or can it be installed in a facility?
If it is itself a facility, can it be modified to fit more condemned person(s)?

[Takaram]

Takaram is willing to offer you the a deal on Ruger P89, a 9mm that is very commonly used by Takaram executioners. Just apply to the back of the criminals head, pull the trigger, and let chemistry and physics do the rest. For large scale executions, we recommend a Vulcan chain-gun due to the high rate of fire. Please contact us if you are interested.

[The House of Castile]

We are interested in the incineration capabilities of the MGXC-105, and are willing to purchase, but we do have questions:

Does it still use canisters?
Is it itself a facility or can it be installed in a facility?
If it is itself a facility, can it be modified to fit more condemned person(s)?

1) Yes
2)both
3)No, make them lay down on top of each other.

[Phrozen Core]

1) Yes
2)both
3)No, make them lay down on top of each other.

We will provide our own facilities to fit our needs then, as the condemned usually don't cooperate with us when we are trying to kill them....

We would like to purchase your MGXC-105 system for 1.5 Million, please indicate your preffered payment method, and we will do our best to fullfill.

[The House of Castile]

1) Yes
2)both
3)No, make them lay down on top of each other.

We will provide our own facilities to fit our needs then, as the condemned usually don't cooperate with us when we are trying to kill them....

We would like to purchase your MGXC-105 system for 1.5 Million, please indicate your preffered payment method, and we will do our best to fullfill.

Gold.

[Phrozen Core]

Accepted. Shipping gold (1572.073 Ounces) to The House of Castille. Gold is currently enroute, awaiting our delivery.

(http://coinmill.com/USD_XAU.html#USD=1,500,000)

[The House of Castile]

Accepted. Shipping gold (1572.073 Ounces) to The House of Castille. Gold is currently enroute, awaiting our delivery.

(http://coinmill.com/USD_XAU.html#USD=1,500,000)

The Gas man Cometh is on it's way along with the technicians necessary to install and instruct your personnel in using it. As promised you will also get 400 canisters, and a gun.

From the office of
Sultan Arthur Vandelay The Great

[Sebastianalandia]

Our nation is currently bored and would like to volunteer 400 proffessional executioners to man your new devices. For $10 each (prices negotiable) in gold. As well, we are willing to provide 1,000 convicted crimminals to test your system, for only $100 (also in gold).

[The House of Castile]

Our nation is currently bored and would like to volunteer 400 proffessional executioners to man your new devices. For $10 each (prices negotiable) in gold. As well, we are willing to provide 1,000 convicted crimminals to test your system, for only $100 (also in gold).

Would you like to buy an MGXC-101, or 105? (I prefer gold) http://coinmill.com/USD_XAU.html#USD=1

[Sebastianalandia]

Our nation is currently bored and would like to volunteer 400 proffessional executioners to man your new devices. For $10 each (prices negotiable) in gold. As well, we are willing to provide 1,000 convicted crimminals to test your system, for only $100 (also in gold).

Would you like to buy an MGXC-101, or 105? (I prefer gold) http://coinmill.com/USD_XAU.html#USD=1

We were talking to Phrozen Core, actually. We want to see if those execution systems you sold them were up to scratch.

[The House of Castile]

Our nation is currently bored and would like to volunteer 400 proffessional executioners to man your new devices. For $10 each (prices negotiable) in gold. As well, we are willing to provide 1,000 convicted crimminals to test your system, for only $100 (also in gold).

Would you like to buy an MGXC-101, or 105? (I prefer gold) http://coinmill.com/USD_XAU.html#USD=1

We were talking to Phrozen Core, actually. We want to see if those execution systems you sold them were up to scratch.

I'd be willing to sell to you, but just to let people know I'm not going into business.

[Sebastianalandia]

Actually, I'm pretty happy with my firing squads and guillotines, but what the heck, we'll take two MGXC-105 for $3 million, as well as 1 million extra canisters for $300 million (to be paid over the next year).

[The House of Castile]

Actually, I'm pretty happy with my firing squads and guillotines, but what the heck, we'll take two MGXC-105 for $3 million, as well as 1 million extra canisters for $300 million (to be paid over the next year).

So that comes to 317558.830 ounces of gold. You will get you equipment, when I get the gold.

[Trimira]

I think flame chambers are a decent idead to

[The House of Castile]

I think flame chambers are a decent idead to

Is that an order? If so please pre-convert the cost of your order to gold.

[Sebastianalandia]

Actually, I'm pretty happy with my firing squads and guillotines, but what the heck, we'll take two MGXC-105 for $3 million, as well as 1 million extra canisters for $300 million (to be paid over the next year).

So that comes to 317558.830 ounces of gold. You will get you equipment, when I get the gold.

How much is that in kilograms? For the record, I have 16,000 kilograms.

[The House of Castile]

Actually, I'm pretty happy with my firing squads and guillotines, but what the heck, we'll take two MGXC-105 for $3 million, as well as 1 million extra canisters for $300 million (to be paid over the next year).

So that comes to 317558.830 ounces of gold. You will get you equipment, when I get the gold.

How much is that in kilograms? For the record, I have 16,000 kilograms.

If your gold stocks are insufficient I will accept cash, but about 9 002.641 394 6 kilograms.

[Sebastianalandia]

This calculating makes my brain hurt. How about all in cash?

[The House of Castile]

This calculating makes my brain hurt. How about all in cash?

Sure. The execution systems have been loaded on to ships along with 3 of our Helghast Class Corvettes as an escort, they will be unloaded once your payment comes through.

[Sebastianalandia]

Money wired

[The House of Castile]

Money wired

enjoy.