Dirty Bombs for sale

[Ruffnekia]

whats wrong with arming myself?

[Belhorizon]

Nothing is wrong, but a fledgling nation with missiles and spread bombs purchasing nuclear waste, is not a thing to be taken lightly in my experience.
In every military thread I see you purchasing weapons...

[The Narexian Socialist States]

To the nation of Acroticus
From: The International Peackeeping Force

As an IPF member, we deeply discourage you to purchase nuclear weapons from unidentified sources.
If you really require weapons, telegram us."

IPF? Well, you do have the coat of arms of the Canadian Forces so that makes sense.

[Belhorizon]

IPF as in International Peacekeeping Force.

Not related to Canada in any way.

[The Narexian Socialist States]

We are selling nukes, too! Anything from 5 kT all the way up to 25,000,000 Tera-Ton yield nuclear warheads are now up for grabs! Contact: Narexiamilitaryexport.gov.nar or phone!

[The Narexian Socialist States]

IPF as in International Peacekeeping Force.

Not related to Canada in any way.

Well, YOU still have it as your flag so it makes sense you are a member.

[Belhorizon]

I am the founder of the IPF...

*contacts Narexia*

"Hello? Anybody here?"

[The Narexian Socialist States]

I am the founder of the IPF...

*contacts Narexia*

"Hello? Anybody here?"

"Narexian Military Police. Warrant Officer Yoshi speaking, how may I direct your call?"

[Belhorizon]

I would like to contact the Nuclear Retailer of your nation

[Ruffnekia]

yes but the nuclear waste has nothing to do with military modernisation

[Belhorizon]

Ruffnekia, Nuclear Waste can be turned into something dangerous.
But, I can get off your back, if you agree to allow IPF experts into your nation, to see what you do with the waste.

[Ruffnekia]

yes sure just remember to be careful in kunhar province theres a civil war going on there and we cannot garuntee your safety

just remember you have to have authorisation from the Emperor to enter the country again after this

[Archnar]

No More Radioactive matireal will ever be sold again.Go away.Smile face

[Independent Biafra]

Is there any biological material available to destroy large number of soilders and cattle

[Archnar]

No I am not selling bombs nor matireal for bombs. Go away.

[Ruffnekia]

archnar try to relax and have some Quafe

[Belhorizon]

Ok, the expert are under way

[Ruffnekia]

toke your time

[The Narexian Socialist States]

I would like to contact the Nuclear Retailer of your nation

All sales of Nuclear weapons, materials or all other nuclear related items with the exception of publications certified for use and/or university/college studies need to be approved by the Military Police FIRST and then you can contact Narexia Military Export. For all convetional arms sales, upgrades and inquiries, you may contact them directly. Official policy.

[Belhorizon]

Good.

*hangs up*

You are a good seller, but please dont forget, that Nukes are the perfect excuse for a warmongerer to invade you.
So watch out in that big dangerous world.

[The Narexian Socialist States]

Good.

*hangs up*

You are a good seller, but please dont forget, that Nukes are the perfect excuse for a warmongerer to invade you.
So watch out in that big dangerous world.

Agreed. Thank you kindly. *hangs up*