Spartan Philidelphia Almost Anything Corporation [OLD]

[Spartan Philidelphia]

What is the Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything? 42 [bumps?]

[Cerberii]

I would like ...... A SHRUBBERY ! and a Herring to chop large trees.

Furthermore, we would like to purchase 5 Chuck Norris jokes and 10 Insults which we may use at our discretion.

One a more serious note, we would like to purchase a copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail on dvd, the complete Mr Bean series on dvd and Wallace and Gromit series on dvd.

[Tunizcha]

I would like to buy 400,000 gravity guns. I am willing to pay handsomely.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

I would like ...... A SHRUBBERY ! and a Herring to chop large trees.

Furthermore, we would like to purchase 5 Chuck Norris jokes and 10 Insults which we may use at our discretion.

One a more serious note, we would like to purchase a copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail on dvd, the complete Mr Bean series on dvd and Wallace and Gromit series on dvd.

Sold a A SHRUBBERY !

We didn't know what plants to put in the SHRUBBERY, so we settled for shrubs from our neighbor's front lawn. Feel free to add to the collection.

Sold 5 Chuck Norris Jokes

1.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

2.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

3.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

4.Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

5. Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.

Sold 10 Insults

They're all low-quality "Yo-Mama" jokes. No one will be offended by them and only the complete idiots will laugh.

Sold a copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail on Dvd

Comes with extra games and features including:

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Sold the Mr. Bean series on dvd

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPARTAN INQUISITION | Not even Mr. Bean

Can't sell Wallace and Gromit.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

I would like to buy 400,000 gravity guns. I am willing to pay handsomely.

Sold 400,000 toy gravity guns

Of course, real gravity guns would be a complete god-mod. Now pay up! We got you your [toy] gravity guns! : D

[Wutaco]

We...er....need to buy 12 Muslim terrorists and 2 giant effogies, one of the prophet Muhommed and one of Jesus Christ.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

We...er....need to buy 12 Muslim terrorists and 2 giant effogies, one of the prophet Muhommed and one of Jesus Christ.

Sold 11 Muslim and 1 Christian Terrorist

We couldn't find another Islamic extremist for you, so you'll have to settle for a Christian one. He thinks he saw Jesus in his teeth.


No such thing as an effogie. Please input request again.

[Wutaco]

That Christian guy can come in handy....I mean 2 Effigies, one of the prophet muhammad, and one of Jesus Christ

[Appalachian Sanctuary]

The Protectorate of Appalachian Sanctuary would like a nuclear-powered three door family gridunza . ( We think that our dreaded neighbor , the Cat in the Hat had one . We shall not be ou-done by his Seussian non-sense. )

In lieu of monies, please accept our gift of 500 bales of marijuana , our primary export.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

That Christian guy can come in handy....I mean 2 Effigies, one of the prophet muhammad, and one of Jesus Christ

Sold an Effigie of Muhammad and one of Jesus Christ

We've put 50 moveable joints into each of the Effigies. Now you can put them in almost any strange and blasphemous pose as you like.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

The Protectorate of Appalachian Sanctuary would like a nuclear-powered three door family gridunza . ( We think that our dreaded neighbor , the Cat in the Hat had one . We shall not be ou-done by his Seussian non-sense. )

In lieu of monies, please accept our gift of 500 bales of marijuana , our primary export.

There is no such object as a gridunza. Please try again.

[Tunizcha]

I would like to order 1 Android Model GLaDOS. Don't ask what I'm using it for, you should know.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

I would like to order 1 Android Model GLaDOS. Don't ask what I'm using it for, you should know.

Sold 1 Android Model GLaDOS

Her cores are located in places. Don't listen to whatever she says unless she is using reverse psychology.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

Our threads can't repel bumps of THAT magnitude!

BUMP

[Turkish Federation]

We would like to buy Max Barry.

[Zirilrath]

I would like to buy two (2) miniature giant space hamsters. One male and one female.

Sincerely, Claudius Flavius, president of the Zirilrath Zoological Society

[Zoingo]

I would like to buy one nuclear-fueled car and one Knight that says "Ni!"

[Spartan Philidelphia]

We would like to buy Max Barry.

Sold Max Barry

Now that you control the god of nationstates, you control everything!

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[Spartan Philidelphia]

I would like to buy two (2) miniature giant space hamsters. One male and one female.

Sincerely, Claudius Flavius, president of the Zirilrath Zoological Society

Sold [2] Miniature Giant Space Hamsters. [ One Male and One Female ]

The Giant part cancels out of Miniature part leaving you with Space Hamsters. Very smart little beings they are. They roll around in space with a giant giant miniature Space Hamster ball thing. (Its that round plastic thing the roll around in.) We assure you that it has sufficient room for more than 250 hamsters. These hamsters are perfectly suited fo space in that little plastic sphere thing, and we don't know how or why so don't ask. We'll let you figure out the rest.

Fad of the Week:

The fad of the week for Global Economics has nothing to do with selling. Instead, it is about reviewing storefronts.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

I would like to buy one nuclear-fueled car and one Knight that says "Ni!"

Sold a nuclear-fueled car and one Knight that says "Ni!"

Uranium is good, but be careful with it or else it may cause a minor nuclear explosion. The Knight who says "Ni" is a licensed Uranium-powered car drive, but don't let him drive drunk, or else you may perish in a less minor nuclear explosion.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

I also have 27 knights who say "BUMP!". Nevermind, they just left.

[Tunizcha]

I would like to purchase one of these Bumps.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

I would like to purchase one of these Bumps.

Sold a Bump

"I bump, therefore, I am"

[Zoingo]

Excellent, we would like one picture of the universe please.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

Excellent, we would like one picture of the universe please.

This one is a little tricky, but we found one. On what scale would you like it?