Spartan Philidelphia Almost Anything Corporation [OLD]

[Brewdomia]

I will pay you. I will give a billion dollars, Spartan Philidelphia. You think I am a WEAK OLD MAN, A PEST. I HAVE THE MONEY. EVERYBODY TREATS ME THE SAME WAY YOU DID. EVERYTHING IS AGAINST ME!

Protip: Spending almost four times your nation's GDP = bad idea
Protip the second: Continuing to act like an ass = worse idea

Is doing this illegal and against the rules? Wanking and Godmodding in one bite?

[Spartan Philidelphia]

Is doing this illegal and against the rules? Wanking and Godmodding in one bite?

No, godmodding isn't an illegal action. [/discussion]

[Seperates]

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beep beepbeepbeep beep money wired beepbeep

Ok then could you sell us 1000 slaves or do you not deal in the human market?

[Spartan Philidelphia]

How about we contract you 1000 willing professional miners from some poor nation. Just give them seven dollars a day, and they'll be rich (to their perspective). Of course, you still have to feed them, and minimal life insurance to the family just to keep a somewhat positive light on your deep, dark mines.

[LOVE DOG]

How much for the owner of S.P.A.A.C? And the price for a killer four by four attack truck? ~ The Count

[Spartan Philidelphia]

How much for the owner of S.P.A.A.C? And the price for a killer four by four attack truck? ~ The Count

"Let's have the computer caculate the costs!"

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Value of CEO, Luigi Mario

Human Value as Recognized by Human Rights Activists + (Net Value * [Blood + Organs]) + Shipping and Handling + [Taxes * 2] + Value of Person Possesions - (Debt to Society - Society's Debt to Luigi Mario)

Caculating... Caculating...

"And the answer is... Forty-Two? Forty-Two of what? Gold Stuff? USD? Hydrogen Atoms? Damn computer."

"The computer is broken right now... Sorry"

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The price of a killer 4x4 truck is available for the low, low price of $1,499,999.95!

[Spartan Philidelphia]

I would like to purchase:
98,000 Abraham Tanks
560,000 Fighting Planes
I will pay $400,000,000 for these, for Youngia has plently of cash to spend.

Sold the above items

.........You've broken rule 2 by having a tantrum. We'll only charge you 1% penalty seeing as though you are already in debt to us.

[McPsychoville]

We kinda need a sidearm, but a more pressing matter is finding our Patrician a wife. We're not fussy, but if she could be cute, blonde, petite and the former star of a TV show about her life as the ostracised daughter of a private investigator, that'd be super.

[Tunizcha]

I would like to purchase 10 Max Barry's.

[LOVE DOG]

How much for the owner of S.P.A.A.C? And the price for a killer four by four attack truck? ~ The Count

"Let's have the computer caculate the costs!"

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Value of CEO, Luigi Mario

Human Value as Recognized by Human Rights Activists + (Net Value * [Blood + Organs]) + Shipping and Handling + [Taxes * 2] + Value of Person Possesions - (Debt to Society - Society's Debt to Luigi Mario)

Caculating... Caculating...

"And the answer is... Forty-Two? Forty-Two of what? Gold Stuff? USD? Hydrogen Atoms? Damn computer."

"The computer is broken right now... Sorry"

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The price of a killer 4x4 truck is available for the low, low price of $1,499,999.95!

Yeah! I have broke your computer. That’s what was I trying to do. 1,499,999.95 has been wired to S.P.A.A.C, along with Forty-Two of something for CEO Luigi Mario. ~ The Count

[Spartan Philidelphia]

We kinda need a sidearm, but a more pressing matter is finding our Patrician a wife. We're not fussy, but if she could be cute, blonde, petite and the former star of a TV show about her life as the ostracised daughter of a private investigator, that'd be super.

Sold 3 Generic Pistols

Now onto more pressing matters

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Set up a Blind Date

She is what you described except for that last part. She is the former star of a TV show about her life as the ostracised daughter of a National Police Agency. We hope that is acceptable.

I would like to purchase 10 Max Barry's.

Sold 10 Max Barrys

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Code Malfunction Eodc: Cx922[2313631]42

Noitceted Susiv. Ycnegreme Ecneuqes Detavitca. Stake the at burned be will Barry Max. Expectation of Inquistion carried out by Spaniards: None. Number of Restuarants expecting a party named [Spanish Inquisition] Giant Enemy Crab is here! Flip crab over on back [weakpoint;undefined?Probability of Underbelly: 68%] for massive damage.

Estimated [Gibberish;code defined]: 3-7 Incidents
Actual [Gibingness;gibberish;code defined]: 9042. Warning code activation! Gibingness over 9000. Recaculating... Recaculating... 2 + 3 / 0 = Warning code activation! Gibingness over 9000. Recaculation... Recaculation. Hole in ripped time-space continous detected. Nuclear launch detected. You must acquire additional pylons. Construct additional pylons. Not enough minerals. Mine more minerals. Not enough SCVs, make more SCV!!!!!!!

Automatic Abortion Code Sequence Code Activation: Insert Quarter| |
Automatic Abortion Code Sequence: Insert Gold Stuff
Automatic Abortion: Successingful Levels: 107%

Previous Order aborted<----------------------------------------------------------
Could not find File "[Max Barry {Quantity=10} Code Elimination Complete]
Have a wonderful time.

This happens everytime we try and sell Max Barry... we definitely need a new computer!

[Spartan Philidelphia]

Yeah! I have broke your computer. That’s what was I trying to do. 1,499,999.95 has been wired to S.P.A.A.C, along with Forty-Two of something for CEO Luigi Mario. ~ The Count

"Hey look! 42 Genies! That means I have 126 wishes! Wait, only one? Thats not fair. Well, I wish I didn't sell myself!"~Wish Granted!

[Wutaco]

We need 5 black people....we need them to reenact a battle, not for anything illegal

[Niur]

We need 29,000,000 2 liter bottles of generic artificially flavoured hrape soda, fresh out of the factory, at at least one fifth the taste quality of a brand name artificcally flavored grape soda. We also need it for the low, low price of two usd cents per bottle. it needs to be delivered in an official Spartan Philidelphia Almost Anything Corporation barge, complete with insilation, to the governing capitol of Niur: Niur City, within two days, and delivered to dock "Am Ne" 5612. the soda bottles must be clearly labeled, be made out of high quality rescalable plastic. All bottles must be shipped in wooden grates fitting 200. This is all we ask.

[Niur]

Should I make my order more specific?

[Appalachian Sanctuary]

monies ave been transferred to your account>

[Takaram]

We wish to ask for the living breathing Godzilla

[Spartan Philidelphia]

We need 5 black people....we need them to reenact a battle, not for anything illegal

Contracted 5 Africans

They're just normal people. Someone would've been wrong with them, but the special interests groups would sue me and deem us a deeply racist nation.

We need 29,000,000 2 liter bottles of generic artificially flavoured hrape soda, fresh out of the factory, at at least one fifth the taste quality of a brand name artificcally flavored grape soda. We also need it for the low, low price of two usd cents per bottle. it needs to be delivered in an official Spartan Philidelphia Almost Anything Corporation barge, complete with insilation, to the governing capitol of Niur: Niur City, within two days, and delivered to dock "Am Ne" 5612. the soda bottles must be clearly labeled, be made out of high quality rescalable plastic. All bottles must be shipped in wooden grates fitting 200. This is all we ask.

Sold 29,000,000 2 liter bottles of generic artificially flavoured hrape soda, fresh out of the factory

Since you worked so hard with your imagination, everything is okay from your perspective except the flavor which you specifically said was hrape. It tastes like a grape except slightly sweeter, and its a little bit more healthy than we expected. We hope you are not dissatisfied because we're not taking it back.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

monies ave been transferred to your account>

"How will I ever make money when people are finally realizing that I make them pay 4200% penalty when they don't initially wire the money?"

We wish to ask for the living breathing Godzilla

Sold 2 Godzillas

[float=right][/float]

One of them is the real godzilla (a tiny lizard). The other is a living godzilla like in the movies (yes, it is alive). It requires sun, shade, and a lot of food. Right now, it is the twice the size of the tiny lizard. She will grow a yard/metre every two years. Hurray for untested genetic engineering!

[Takaram]

We wish to ask for the living breathing Godzilla

Sold 2 Godzillas

[float=right][/float]

One of them is the real godzilla (a tiny lizard). The other is a living godzilla like in the movies (yes, it is alive). It requires sun, shade, and a lot of food. Right now, it is the twice the size of the tiny lizard. She will grow a yard/metre every two years. Hurray for untested genetic engineering!

ooc: Alright. In a few NS years, this is my foreign policy.

[Niur]

we have already wireed the money for our hrape soda, but may I ask if we can now buy 10,000,000 hrape seeds, we love it so much.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

we have already wireed the money for our hrape soda, but may I ask if we can now buy 10,000,000 hrape seeds, we love it so much.

Sold 10,000,000 Hrape seeds

Fun Facts about the Hrape Plant:

• Each plant has about 45 hrapes.
• Hrapes are slightly larger than a grape
• The plant has antioxidants everywhere!
• The leaves are edible and healthier, but leave a bitter taste in your mouth.
• Grows to a maximum of 6 feet high.
• Flowers once every year.
  
  • Usually only has one flower
  • On rare occasions, there are two.
  • "Seems to resemble the Flying Spaghetti Monster" said one genetic engineerer.

[Takaram]

we have already wireed the money for our hrape soda, but may I ask if we can now buy 10,000,000 hrape seeds, we love it so much.

Sold 10,000,000 Hrape seeds

Fun Facts about the Hrape Plant:

• Each plant has about 45 hrapes.
• Hrapes are slightly larger than a grape
• The plant has antioxidants everywhere!
• The leaves are edible and healthier, but leave a bitter taste in your mouth.
• Grows to a maximum of 6 feet high.
• Flowers once every year.
  
  • Usually only has one flower
  • On rare occasions, there are two.
  • "Seems to resemble the Flying Spaghetti Monster" said one genetic engineerer.

Takaram wishes to order 10,000,000 of those seeds

[Spartan Philidelphia]

we have already wireed the money for our hrape soda, but may I ask if we can now buy 10,000,000 hrape seeds, we love it so much.

Sold 10,000,000 Hrape seeds

Fun Facts about the Hrape Plant:

• Each plant has about 45 hrapes.
• Hrapes are slightly larger than a grape
• The plant has antioxidants everywhere!
• The leaves are edible and healthier, but leave a bitter taste in your mouth.
• Grows to a maximum of 6 feet high.
• Flowers once every year.
  
  • Usually only has one flower
  • On rare occasions, there are two.
  • "Seems to resemble the Flying Spaghetti Monster" said one genetic engineerer.

Takaram wishes to order 10,000,000 of those seeds

Sold 10 Million Hrape Seeds

The greatest food-related discoveries were made by people who messed something up while cooking another thing!

More Fun Facts you should probably know about:

• The Hrapes grow separately
  
  • Perfect geometric shapes such as cubes and pyramids have been seen on rare occasions.
    
    • Someone thinks they saw a hrape in the figure of [insert religious figure (e.g. Flying Spaghetti Monster, Captain Mosey)].
      
      • That is about all I can think of for now.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

The cake is a bump!