Minnysota wrote:To: Yohannes
From: Minnysota
All ur equipment are belong to us.
(English translation: We demand DPRs!!!)
Signed,
President Jackson
VMK Minnysotan investments central to growth of two way tradeLook… at the end of the day, Imperial [the opposition party] will complain and say… more jobs for foreigners... Loseton will say immigration should be culled...
Te Whanganui a Tara, 28 June - VMK AG (ISEY:VMK) and the Chamber of Commerce of Minnysota, a business oriented Minnysotan lobbying group operating independently of the Minnysotan government, announced a partnership focused on expanding foreign direct investments by Yohannesian engineering companies into some of Minnysota’s leading businesses in its thriving manufacturing industries.
“The primary aim is to better facilitate and more equally distribute the benefit of the forecasted growth [to be] generated by the increase of two way trade [between both nations]”, says Wiremu von Moltke und Raptor, managing director of Vulgar Aerospace Enterprise, an associate firm of The Palamecia Company in the United States. “VMK, representing over 40 large commercial and military exporters in this deal, is merging our efforts, and building closer links with various potential Minnysotan businesses and suppliers.”
“In light of the recent announcement of large Minnysotan contracts to be made on behalf of the imperial government, we believe of the aptness of this initiative [with the Minnysotan Chamber of Commerce]...”
“... we are hopeful that much needed increase of production efficiency can be had for the fraction of comparatively smaller administrative and related acquisition costs.”
“... at the end of the day… if it creates an opportunity for us to create more jobs in not just Yohannes, but also our close trading partners, then I would definitely agree on the appropriateness of that choice [by the VMK board]”, confirms Prime Minister Jonathan Door at NBR [National Business Review] radio interview today.
“.... in the end of the day, we have the options of keeping the bulk of commercial benefits of this recent group of DPR contracts in Yohannes… mind you, bearing the related risks and possibly, I would say, overstretched nature of our manufacturing industries…”
“I can tell you right here… right now, that the risk of not fulfilling that substantial order in time will constantly be there.”
“Look… at the end of the day, Imperial [the opposition party] will complain and say… more jobs for foreigners, foreign business interests, dodgy Minnysotan bribes and the likes. Loseton will say immigration should be culled… foreign business interests must be taught a lesson… jobs must be kept in Yohannes.”
“But look… in the end of the day, that’s why they are not in government. And look, in the end of the day I can say that they are being a bit silly.”
The partnership between VMK and the Minnysotan Chamber of Commerce is focused on cementing greater links between the manufacturing industries of the United States and Yohannes, with an estimated 750 billion NationStates/Universal Standard Dollars to be generated from the first of three cycle of production right agreements to follow, with an estimated 1,700 high paying jobs relating to the engineering sector to be generated in Minnysota.
“This is a travesty - I am telling you right now.”
“A bunch of Bollocks… acting like bollocks.”
“Selling our potential jobs to these foreigners”, says Yohannes First leader Loseton Peters at a referendum on foreign manufacturing and commercial assets sales rally today.
“Labour don’t care about the hardworking, provincial Kiwis.”
“These people, here, now, are going to outsource, sell Yohannes down the way of the dogs.”
“I tell you.”
Published by The Imperial Herald