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The I-35 Ignore Cannon is a highly effective weapon must have weapon for all nations out there. It is able to shoot down godmodders from over kilometers away with laser accuracy. Designed by the Swkoll military in 2005 to fight off the growing threat of godmodders it is now ready to be sold to other nations to use against their own godmodder menaces. Anyone who wants to purchase one should contact the government immediately to begin the construction of a I-35 Ignore Cannon.

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Design:
The I-35 Ignore Cannon is a small military turret which can be place almost anywhere and is designed to resist most normal conditions. The true genius of the I-35 though, is its twin 110mm laser, ignore cannons which are able to destroy godmodders quickly and efficiently. The two turrets are mounted on top of the control base below them and can rotate 180 degrees vertically while the entire structure can rotate 360 degrees, this allows it to destroy any threat to your nation.

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Another product from Useful Weapons Inc.

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Side view of the I-35 Powering Up

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Modifications:

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Specifications:
Height: 30 meters
Width: 15 meters
Length: 15 meters
Weight: 1500 kilograms
Laser Barrel Length: 20 meters
Barrel Diameter: 110 millimeters
Power Usage: 150 kilowatts
Range: 2 Kilometers
Capacity: Two People; Commander and Gunner
Cost: 591,000,000 NSD
DP Rights Per Unit: 100,000,000 NSD
Unlimited Domestic Production Rights: 1,550,000,000 NSD

We wish to inquire on the price of Domestic Production Rights for this beautiful and incredibly useful weapon.

To: Oceanic Vakiadia
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Oceanic Vakiadia,
We are glad to know that you are interested in the I-35 Ignore Cannon and are willing to sell you the Domestic Production Rights for the price of 100,000,000 NSD for every I-35 Ignore Cannon that you produce.
Sincerely,
Person McPerson
Primary Branch President
Swkoll

To: Swkoll
From: Oceanic Vakiadia
Subject: Re:Re: Domestic Production Rights

Thank you for informing us of the minimum requirements for this device. We will gladly pay 500,000,000 right now for the rights to create five, and will send you a telegram should we ever need to produce more.

Oceanic Vakiadia wrote:

Swkoll wrote:To: Oceanic Vakiadia
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Oceanic Vakiadia,
We are glad to know that you are interested in the I-35 Ignore Cannon and are willing to sell you the Domestic Production Rights for the price of 100,000,000 NSD for every I-35 Ignore Cannon that you produce.
Sincerely,
Person McPerson
Primary Branch President
Swkoll

To: Swkoll
From: Oceanic Vakiadia
Subject: Re:Re: Domestic Production Rights

Thank you for informing us of the minimum requirements for this device. We will gladly pay 500,000,000 right now for the rights to create five, and will send you a telegram should we ever need to produce more.

Signed,
Tomaster Mokidi

To: Oceanic Vakiadia
From: Swkoll
Subject: Re:Re:Re: Domestic Production Rights

We have received the money you wired, and we have wired you the plans to build all 5 I-35 Ignore Cannons that you requested.

Sincerely,
Person McPerson
Primary Branch President
Swkoll

// *Activating reverse function*
// *Powering Up*
// *Firing Bump Beam*

We wish to buy DPRs for this which is potentially the greatest weapon in the history of the world.

To: Loonaterian
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Loonaterian,
We are glad to know that you are interested in the I-35 Ignore Cannon and are willing to sell you the Domestic Production Rights for the price of 100,000,000 NSD for every I-35 Ignore Cannon that you produce.
Sincerely,
Person McPerson
Primary Branch President
Swkoll

To: Swkoll
From: Michiganalia
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Swkoll,
We will pay the amount for the rights to produce 4 of these cannons. If you will allow us.
Sincerely,
Present Chris and the Parliament of Michiganalia

Michiganalia wrote:To: Swkoll
From: Michiganalia
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Swkoll,
We will pay the amount for the rights to produce 4 of these cannons. If you will allow us.
Sincerely,
Present Chris and the Parliament of Michiganalia

To: Loonaterian
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Michiganalia,
We are glad to know that you are interested in the I-35 Ignore Cannon and are willing to sell you the Domestic Production Rights for those four cannons for the total price of 400,000,000 NSD.
Sincerely,
Person McPerson
Primary Branch President
Swkoll

NEWS

The Government of Swkoll has decide to sell this weapon to Useful Weapons Inc.. All orders will now be handled through them.

Sincerely,
Swkoll

From, the Office of, Cobra Commander
To: The Creators of the I-35 Ignore Cannon
Message: RE; I-35 Ignore cannon
Hello, creators of this fine weapon, we wish to purchase a copy of this weapon, for Cobra! If you could label a price that I can pay for this, then I guess I could buy this weapon, legally with a currency called NSD. And we can all go, you being richer, but, our Highest price is 3,000,000 from our own vaults, as you are concerned, this is a High amount, and we will pay for it, please respond ASAP.
From, Cobra.

To: New High Charity 24
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Payment

Dear New High Charity 24,
We are sorry to know that you are only will to pay 3,000,000 NSD which is only .005% of the total price of 592,000,000 NSD. Remember this includes labor and materials cost. If you wish to purchase the domestic production rights we will sell them to you for the price of 100,000,000 NSD per unit constructed.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

To: Swkoll, CEO George
From: Cobra
That's what it cost... Well, you do drive a hard bargain, the Enemies will surely crumble under this weapon, This is deadly, it is beautiful design, I will have Two? How much is that, and can I pay more, if I get it Modified, with extra armor, get it attached to a Vehicle, and I would want to know, how much it weighs, and how many Gigawatt it need's to run, and what it would do if it were to be shot at a Human, Please answer these Questions...
From, Cobra

Swkoll wrote:To: Loonaterian
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Loonaterian,
We are glad to know that you are interested in the I-35 Ignore Cannon and are willing to sell you the Domestic Production Rights for the price of 100,000,000 NSD for every I-35 Ignore Cannon that you produce.
Sincerely,
Person McPerson
Primary Branch President
Swkoll

We wish to produce 3000. I know that may seem excessive, but their are an awful lot of godmodders out there.

To: New High Charity 24
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE:RE:RE: Payment

Dear New High Charity 24,
The total cost for two standard cannons is 1,184,000,000 NSD. We have several modification you might be interested in though. These include; godmodding proof armor for an additional 150,000,000 per unit, you can also increase its range by paying an additional 15,000,000. We also offer two different vehicle which can mount the I-35 Ignore Cannon.
The C-13 for a base price of 1,544,000,000.

and The LT-35 for a base price of 946,000,000:

As for your other questions you may want to refer to the specifications already provided:
Specifications:
Height: 30 meters
Width: 15 meters
Length: 15 meters
Weight: 1500 lbs
Laser Barrel Length: 20 meters
Barrel Diameter: 110 millimeters
Power Usage: 150 kilowatts
Capacity: Two People; Commander and Gunner
Cost: 591,000,000 NSD
If shot at a human the Ignore Cannon will most likely make him disappear without a trace, you wouldn't even remember that you shot him with the I-35. We honestly don't know because we simply can't, but I thought we did plan some tests...
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

Loonaterian wrote:

Swkoll wrote:To: Loonaterian
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Loonaterian,
We are glad to know that you are interested in the I-35 Ignore Cannon and are willing to sell you the Domestic Production Rights for the price of 100,000,000 NSD for every I-35 Ignore Cannon that you produce.
Sincerely,
Person McPerson
Primary Branch President
Swkoll

We wish to produce 3000. I know that may seem excessive, but their are an awful lot of godmodders out there.

To: Loonaterian
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE:RE:RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Loonaterian,
We would be happy to comply with your request. The total cost of the DPR rights for the I-35 Ignore Cannons is 3,000,000,000 NSD.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

Swkoll wrote:

Loonaterian wrote:
We wish to produce 3000. I know that may seem excessive, but their are an awful lot of godmodders out there.

To: Loonaterian
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE:RE:RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Loonaterian,
We would be happy to comply with your request. The total cost of the DPR rights for the I-35 Ignore Cannons is 3,000,000,000 NSD.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

The money has been wired.

OOC: Best storefront idea in NS history
IC: What the hell ill take 20

Swkoll wrote:The I-35 Ignore Cannon is a highly effective weapon must have weapon for all nations out there. It is able to shoot down godmodders from over five miles away with laser accuracy. Designed by the Swkoll military in 2005 to fight off the growing threat of godmodders it is now ready to be sold to other nations to use against their own godmodder menaces. Anyone who wants to purchase one should contact the government immediately to begin the construction of a I-35 Ignore Cannon.

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(Image)
The I-35 in its full glory

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Design:
The I-35 Ignore Cannon is a small military turret which can be place almost anywhere and is designed to resist most normal conditions. The true genius of the I-35 though, is its twin 110mm laser, ignore cannons which are able to destroy godmodders quickly and efficiently. The two turrets are mounted on top of the control base below them and can rotate 180 degrees vertically while the entire structure can rotate 360 degrees, this allows it to destroy any threat to your nation.

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Another product from Useful Weapons Inc.

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(Image)
Side view of the I-35 Powering Up

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Specifications:
Height: 30 meters
Width: 15 meters
Length: 15 meters
Weight: 1500 lbs
Laser Barrel Length: 20 meters
Barrel Diameter: 110 millimeters
Power Usage: 150 kilowatts
Capacity: Two People; Commander and Gunner
Cost: 591,000,000 NSD

You are a god modder and i am placing you on the ignore list. None of your role playing is recognised by myself icly and icly The Socialist Empire of Swkoll does not exists according to the Federation of Serbian Soviet Union.

Ignore cannon has been fired. Have a good day!

The Empire of Anagonia-Yohannes wishes to inquire upon the availability of this I-35 "Ignore" Cannon, second in qualitative immediate tactical force overmatch to none.

Payment shall be made upon the acceptance of the said DPR offer.

Regards
~Justin Bieber~
Minister of Dubious Research

OoC: Oh god...

Zonolia wrote:OOC: Best storefront idea in NS history
IC: What the hell ill take 20

To: Zonolia
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Zonolia,
We would be happy to comply with your request. The total cost of the 20 I-35 Ignore Cannons is 11,840,000,000 NSD.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

Yohannes wrote:The Empire of Anagonia-Yohannes wishes to inquire upon the availability of this I-35 "Ignore" Cannon, second in qualitative immediate tactical force overmatch to none.

Payment shall be made upon the acceptance of the said DPR offer.

Regards
~Justin Bieber~
Minister of Dubious Research

To: Anagonia-Yohannes
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Anagonia-Yohannes,
We would be happy to comply with your request. The I-35 Ignore Cannon is available on request for 592,000,000 NSD. The Domestic Production Rates for it are 100,000,000 NSD per cannon manufactured. Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

OOC: Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

IC:

The Constitutional Empire of Montiar wishes to purchase three of these for study and development.