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Swkoll
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Postby Swkoll » Wed May 04, 2011 12:00 pm

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To: Swkoll
From: Nuew Department of the Armed Forces, n00b Security Department
Subject: I-35 Ignore Cannon Inquiry
Encryption: Medium


We wish to Purchase 1 I-35 Ignore cannon. When accepted, payment will be wired.

Sincerely,
Mark Bloch
Officer of the Armed Forces

To: Nuew Government
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchase of the I-35 Ignore Cannon
Dear Nuew,

Your order has been accepted and our construction teams will begin as soon as they arrive. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
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Postby Mossat » Thu May 05, 2011 1:22 pm

The Commonwealth wishes to make a joint venture with Useful Weapons, Inc. to expand upon the I-35 Ignore Cannon. With the assistance of Useful Weapons, Inc., the Commonwealth of Mossat wishes to make a model of the I-35 that is capable of being mounted to an orbital defense platform, namely a sattelite weapon. We will be willing to provide assistance with our own engineers and scientists, and we also have the means to deploy such a platform into space.
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Postby Revert » Thu May 05, 2011 2:20 pm

Swkoll wrote:...from over five miles away...

Swkoll wrote:Range: 2 Kilometers

Swkoll wrote:The current effective range of teh I-35 Ignore Cannon is about two miles

Sir,

I am confused as to your product's actual range.

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Postby Bosniaherzogovina » Thu May 05, 2011 3:09 pm



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Interesting design. Bosniaherzogovina would like to purchase one for testing. We do not think, however, that we will require this. Thanks to our rather large missile ordinance, we have already modified older Air-to-Air, and Surface-to-Air missiles for anti godmodding purposes. If the laser proves a significant improvement, we may be more interested.



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Postby Raurosia » Tue May 10, 2011 6:15 pm

The Principality of Raurosia
We wish to purchase an I-35 IGNORE Cannon for use by our special Anti-Godmodder Taskforce. The payment will be wired upon our order's confirmation.

Have a nice day,
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Postby Swkoll » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:06 am

Raurosia wrote:
The Principality of Raurosia
We wish to purchase an I-35 IGNORE Cannon for use by our special Anti-Godmodder Taskforce. The payment will be wired upon our order's confirmation.

Have a nice day,
Gregory Greck, Minister of the Military

and

Cirroc Corric, Anti-Godmodder Taskforce

To: Gregory Greck
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchase of the I-35 Ignore Cannon
Dear Gregory Greck,

Your order has been accepted and our construction teams will begin as soon as they arrive. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
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Postby New Synavia » Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:49 pm

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Postby Aquitayne » Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:21 pm

Give me 50 of everything. Show them godmodders who's boss.
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Postby New Synavia » Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:56 pm

Aquitayne wrote:Give me 50 of everything. Show them godmodders who's boss.

Gravedig much?
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Postby Aquitayne » Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:09 pm

New Synavia wrote:
Aquitayne wrote:Give me 50 of everything. Show them godmodders who's boss.

Gravedig much?

Can't be too careful around them godmodders.
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Postby Fischistan » Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:24 pm

The Commonwealth would like to purchase an Ignore Cannon. We have mailed a check containing 591,000,000 NSD to the appropriate persons, please ship us the cannon when you receive the funds.
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Postby Dakini Femina » Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:35 pm

The Femina Commonwealth acknowledges the strategic value of such a weapon. We also would like to commend you for making the most ingenious storefront we have seen to date. We'll take one C-13 Flying Ignorer. :lol:

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Postby The Imperial Republic of New Kyoto » Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:49 pm

New Kyoto will follow the lead of our Dakini Femina allies. We will happily purchase a C-13 of our own!

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Postby Waldreich » Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:50 pm

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Postby Grasswalkia » Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:30 pm

Hello there producers of 'The Ignore Cannon', Grasswalkia requests the blueprints and material needs, and we'll happily construct our own - and then wire you a tenth of the cost. Think of it as... We'll pay you 10% for the knowledge on how to make one, and then it saves you the effort.

((I have no clue if this is IC/OOC, After all... who buys an Ignore Cannon ICly... >.<))
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Postby Wirbel » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:06 pm

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SUBJECT: I-35 PURCHASE

The Holy Empire of Wirbel would like to purchase five (5) Ignore Cannons for $2,955,000,000, as we have been hit by godmodders many times.
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Postby Leanore » Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:24 am

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To: Swkoll
From: The Federation of Leanore, HRH King James Atherton

Hello,

I request to buy 100 of the C-13 Flying I-35 Ignore Cannon's. Payment shall be electronically payed once the order is complete. I also request that the order be sent to Leanore City National Port (LCNP), Leanore City, Leanore.

Thank you.

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Postby Radiatia » Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:37 am

A man in a balaclava runs into Useful Weapons, Inc. brandishing two pistols.

"I HAVE TWO IGNORE PISTOLS HERE AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!

"I DEMAND THAT YOU HAND OVER THE DESIGN PLANS OF THE I-35 IGNORE CANNON OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL IGNORE EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM!"
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Postby USSARC » Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:52 am

Unlimited Domestic Production Rights: 2,850,000,000 NSD
I have wired the cash to bank account.
I am awaiting the rights to produce
FOR LT-35
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Postby Polsofenavia » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:49 pm

I request this magnificent weapon immediately, send me 2,000. How much?
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