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Swkoll
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Postby Swkoll » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:41 pm

Montiar wrote:OOC: Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

IC:

The Constitutional Empire of Montiar wishes to purchase three of these for study and development.

To: Montiar
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Montiar,
We would be happy to comply with your request. The three I-35 Ignore Cannons you have purchased come to a total of 1,776,000,000 NSD. Construction will begin once the money is wired. Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
Last edited by Great Nepal on Sun Dec 21, 2012 12:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.


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Postby Montiar » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:45 pm

Swkoll wrote:
Montiar wrote:OOC: Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

IC:

The Constitutional Empire of Montiar wishes to purchase three of these for study and development.

To: Montiar
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Montiar,
We would be happy to comply with your request. The three I-35 Ignore Cannons you have purchased come to a total of 1,776,000,000 NSD. Construction will begin once the money is wired. Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.


Transaction under way.....

Please wait.....

Transaction complete.

1,776,000,000 NSD wired to Swkoll.

Have a nice day.
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Postby Swkoll » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:47 pm

Montiar wrote:
Swkoll wrote:To: Montiar
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Montiar,
We would be happy to comply with your request. The three I-35 Ignore Cannons you have purchased come to a total of 1,776,000,000 NSD. Construction will begin once the money is wired. Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.


Transaction under way.....

Please wait.....

Transaction complete.

1,776,000,000 NSD wired to Swkoll.

Have a nice day.

To: Montiar
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE:RE:RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Montiar,
The money has been received and construction will begin shortly. Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
Last edited by Swkoll on Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:47 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Last edited by Great Nepal on Sun Dec 21, 2012 12:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.


Need an Ignore Cannon?
Embassy NS wiki page
Current Wars: None as of now
Member of: Nothing right now
Defcon: 1 [2] 3 4 5
6*9=42
February 17, 2011: Never Forget.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you remember the old F7.
97% of People of NS won't notice I did my math wrong, if you are the 1% who did, copy and paste this into your sig.

I lost the Game.
Zonolia wrote:You are without doubt the smartest NS player ever...
Montiar wrote:Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

Bluth Corporation wrote:You know, I used to be anti-Obama.

Then the anti-Obama folks opened their mouths and I listened to what they had to say.

Now I'm pro-Obama.

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Postby Swkoll » Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:04 pm

// *Activating reverse function*
// *Powering Up*
// *Firing Bump Beam*
Last edited by Great Nepal on Sun Dec 21, 2012 12:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.


Need an Ignore Cannon?
Embassy NS wiki page
Current Wars: None as of now
Member of: Nothing right now
Defcon: 1 [2] 3 4 5
6*9=42
February 17, 2011: Never Forget.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you remember the old F7.
97% of People of NS won't notice I did my math wrong, if you are the 1% who did, copy and paste this into your sig.

I lost the Game.
Zonolia wrote:You are without doubt the smartest NS player ever...
Montiar wrote:Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

Bluth Corporation wrote:You know, I used to be anti-Obama.

Then the anti-Obama folks opened their mouths and I listened to what they had to say.

Now I'm pro-Obama.

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Postby Raxar » Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:42 am

The Federation of Raxar wishes to know the effective range of the I-35 Ignore Cannon.
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Postby Swkoll » Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:36 pm

To: Raxar
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Range of the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Raxar,

The current effective range of teh I-35 Ignore Cannon is about two miles before the effectiveness has decreased too far. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
Last edited by Great Nepal on Sun Dec 21, 2012 12:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.


Need an Ignore Cannon?
Embassy NS wiki page
Current Wars: None as of now
Member of: Nothing right now
Defcon: 1 [2] 3 4 5
6*9=42
February 17, 2011: Never Forget.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you remember the old F7.
97% of People of NS won't notice I did my math wrong, if you are the 1% who did, copy and paste this into your sig.

I lost the Game.
Zonolia wrote:You are without doubt the smartest NS player ever...
Montiar wrote:Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

Bluth Corporation wrote:You know, I used to be anti-Obama.

Then the anti-Obama folks opened their mouths and I listened to what they had to say.

Now I'm pro-Obama.

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Postby Mediterreania » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:52 pm

I'd like to buy one.


Fire the ignore cannon!
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Postby Swkoll » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:22 am

To: Mediterreania
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Mediterreania,

We would be happy to comply with your request. That will come to a total of 592,000,000 NSD. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
Last edited by Great Nepal on Sun Dec 21, 2012 12:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.


Need an Ignore Cannon?
Embassy NS wiki page
Current Wars: None as of now
Member of: Nothing right now
Defcon: 1 [2] 3 4 5
6*9=42
February 17, 2011: Never Forget.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you remember the old F7.
97% of People of NS won't notice I did my math wrong, if you are the 1% who did, copy and paste this into your sig.

I lost the Game.
Zonolia wrote:You are without doubt the smartest NS player ever...
Montiar wrote:Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

Bluth Corporation wrote:You know, I used to be anti-Obama.

Then the anti-Obama folks opened their mouths and I listened to what they had to say.

Now I'm pro-Obama.

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Postby Lykosia » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:44 am

OOC: Best...product...ever!

Official Message of
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AFLR Headquarters, 01 Warrior Street, Freedom District, Snowpoint City
Telephone: (025) 335-118-14045
E-mail: lykosia_mods@gov.lys


To: Swkoll
From: Lykosia, Ministry of Defense and Security, Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention
Subject: Purchase
Greetings,

After we saw your product in an advertisement, we put your product into our attention. Although we have some IGNORE munitions, howitzers, missiles and warheads; considering the danger of n00b attacks, we would like to inquire the availability of the DPR of your I-35 Ignore Cannon to repel their attacks, just in case. Payment will be wired directly after we receive your confirmation of our order.

Sincerely yours,
Tony Samuel Cartenz
Head of Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention
Last edited by Lykosia on Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:56 am, edited 6 times in total.

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Postby Raxar » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:08 am

To: Swoll
From: Raxar
The Federation of Raxar wishes to purchase 1 of your I-35 Ignore Cannons. The money will be wired to you upon confirmation.
You Need a Raxaran Embassy. See my factbook here DEFCOM Level: 1 2 3 4 5
Political Compass: Dynamic Conservatism
Founder of Zone 37,
Member of the Flag Makers Guild,
Minister of Foreign Affairs to The League of Powers
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.
Have we ever gone so far as to ask a probibility of the random event of not occurring of not on time for bears to drive taxi's?

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Postby Swkoll » Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:57 pm

Lykosia wrote:OOC: Best...product...ever!

Official Message of
The Unitary Republic of Lykosia

Ministry of Defense and Security
AFLR Headquarters, 01 Warrior Street, Freedom District, Snowpoint City
Telephone: (025) 335-118-14045
E-mail: lykosia_mods@gov.lys


To: Swkoll
From: Lykosia, Ministry of Defense and Security, Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention
Subject: Purchase
Greetings,

After we saw your product in an advertisement, we put your product into our attention. Although we have some IGNORE munitions, howitzers, missiles and warheads; considering the danger of n00b attacks, we would like to inquire the availability of the DPR of your I-35 Ignore Cannon to repel their attacks, just in case. Payment will be wired directly after we receive your confirmation of our order.

Sincerely yours,
Tony Samuel Cartenz
Head of Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention


To: Lykosian
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing Domestic Production Rights for the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Lykosian,

We would be happy to comply with your request, but we must inform you that the Domestic Production rights are sold per unit you wish to construct. They are 100,000,000 NSD per I-35 Ignore Cannon or as a one time deal we will sell you unlimited domestic production rights for 1,550,000,000 NSD total. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
Last edited by Great Nepal on Sun Dec 21, 2012 12:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.


Need an Ignore Cannon?
Embassy NS wiki page
Current Wars: None as of now
Member of: Nothing right now
Defcon: 1 [2] 3 4 5
6*9=42
February 17, 2011: Never Forget.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you remember the old F7.
97% of People of NS won't notice I did my math wrong, if you are the 1% who did, copy and paste this into your sig.

I lost the Game.
Zonolia wrote:You are without doubt the smartest NS player ever...
Montiar wrote:Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

Bluth Corporation wrote:You know, I used to be anti-Obama.

Then the anti-Obama folks opened their mouths and I listened to what they had to say.

Now I'm pro-Obama.

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Postby Swkoll » Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:58 pm

Raxar wrote:To: Swkoll
From: Raxar
The Federation of Raxar wishes to purchase 1 of your I-35 Ignore Cannons. The money will be wired to you upon confirmation.

To: Raxar
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Raxar,

We would be happy to comply with your request. That will come to a total of 592,000,000 NSD. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
Last edited by Swkoll on Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Last edited by Great Nepal on Sun Dec 21, 2012 12:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.


Need an Ignore Cannon?
Embassy NS wiki page
Current Wars: None as of now
Member of: Nothing right now
Defcon: 1 [2] 3 4 5
6*9=42
February 17, 2011: Never Forget.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you remember the old F7.
97% of People of NS won't notice I did my math wrong, if you are the 1% who did, copy and paste this into your sig.

I lost the Game.
Zonolia wrote:You are without doubt the smartest NS player ever...
Montiar wrote:Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

Bluth Corporation wrote:You know, I used to be anti-Obama.

Then the anti-Obama folks opened their mouths and I listened to what they had to say.

Now I'm pro-Obama.

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Postby Mediterreania » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:11 pm

Swkoll wrote:To: Mediterreania
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Mediterreania,

We would be happy to comply with your request. That will come to a total of 592,000,000 NSD. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.


We fire the ignore cannon at your bill. ;) BOOM!
Last edited by Mediterreania on Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:11 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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-Workers' Republic - anarcho-syndicalist commune
-República Morsica (Betico)
-Republic of Lusca
-Catholic State (The Archbishop of Siraucsa)

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Raxar
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Postby Raxar » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:24 pm

Swkoll wrote:
Raxar wrote:To: Swkoll
From: Raxar
The Federation of Raxar wishes to purchase 1 of your I-35 Ignore Cannons. The money will be wired to you upon confirmation.

To: Raxar
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Raxar,

We would be happy to comply with your request. That will come to a total of 592,000,000 NSD. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

Thank you. *wires large payment to Skwoll*
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Postby Swkoll » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:30 pm

News
We are now offering the C-13 Flying Ignorer and the LT-35 Roaming Laser as modifications to the I-35.
Last edited by Great Nepal on Sun Dec 21, 2012 12:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.


Need an Ignore Cannon?
Embassy NS wiki page
Current Wars: None as of now
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Defcon: 1 [2] 3 4 5
6*9=42
February 17, 2011: Never Forget.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you remember the old F7.
97% of People of NS won't notice I did my math wrong, if you are the 1% who did, copy and paste this into your sig.

I lost the Game.
Zonolia wrote:You are without doubt the smartest NS player ever...
Montiar wrote:Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

Bluth Corporation wrote:You know, I used to be anti-Obama.

Then the anti-Obama folks opened their mouths and I listened to what they had to say.

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Postby Ovisterra » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:36 pm

The Ovisterran Air Force would like to purchase two I-35s. On acceptance, we will wire the payment to you.

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I'm gonna modify some B-52s and have me a good old fashioned godmodder hunt.
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Postby The BranRiech » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:39 pm

we in the federal republic understand the threat godmodders pose to world peace and would like to purchase 3 of your exemplary C-13 aircraft, we just have one question, can this be used against anything else besides godmodders? and if so, what?



payment will be wired as soon as transaction is accepted

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Postby Oceanic Vakiadia » Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:06 pm

To: Swkoll
From: Oceanic Vakiadia
Subject: Domestic Production Rights II

We wish to inquire on the production rights prices for the modifications to the I-35. Could we, for example, purchase the rights to outfit the 5 we already gained the rights to produce with modifications we constructed? Or could we, say, purchase rights to build another one with the modifications, without the opportunity to modify the others?
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Postby Swkoll » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:05 pm

Ovisterra wrote:The Ovisterran Air Force would like to purchase two I-35s. On acceptance, we will wire the payment to you.

---

I'm gonna modify some B-52s and have me a good old fashioned godmodder hunt.

To: Ovisterra
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing Two I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Ovisterra,

We would be happy to comply with your request. That will come to a total of 1,184,000,000 NSD. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
Last edited by Swkoll on Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Last edited by Great Nepal on Sun Dec 21, 2012 12:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.


Need an Ignore Cannon?
Embassy NS wiki page
Current Wars: None as of now
Member of: Nothing right now
Defcon: 1 [2] 3 4 5
6*9=42
February 17, 2011: Never Forget.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you remember the old F7.
97% of People of NS won't notice I did my math wrong, if you are the 1% who did, copy and paste this into your sig.

I lost the Game.
Zonolia wrote:You are without doubt the smartest NS player ever...
Montiar wrote:Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

Bluth Corporation wrote:You know, I used to be anti-Obama.

Then the anti-Obama folks opened their mouths and I listened to what they had to say.

Now I'm pro-Obama.

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Postby Swkoll » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:51 pm

The BranRiech wrote:we in the federal republic understand the threat godmodders pose to world peace and would like to purchase 3 of your exemplary C-13 aircraft, we just have one question, can this be used against anything else besides godmodders? and if so, what?



payment will be wired as soon as transaction is accepted

To: The BranRiech
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing Three C-13 Flying Ignorers

Dear The BranRiech,

We would be happy to comply with your request. That will come to a total of 4,632,000,000 NSD. As for your question, the C-13 Flying Ignorer is not effective against anything but godmodders but can be modified additionally to do so. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
Last edited by Great Nepal on Sun Dec 21, 2012 12:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.


Need an Ignore Cannon?
Embassy NS wiki page
Current Wars: None as of now
Member of: Nothing right now
Defcon: 1 [2] 3 4 5
6*9=42
February 17, 2011: Never Forget.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you remember the old F7.
97% of People of NS won't notice I did my math wrong, if you are the 1% who did, copy and paste this into your sig.

I lost the Game.
Zonolia wrote:You are without doubt the smartest NS player ever...
Montiar wrote:Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

Bluth Corporation wrote:You know, I used to be anti-Obama.

Then the anti-Obama folks opened their mouths and I listened to what they had to say.

Now I'm pro-Obama.

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Postby Swkoll » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:56 pm

Oceanic Vakiadia wrote:To: Swkoll
From: Oceanic Vakiadia
Subject: Domestic Production Rights II

We wish to inquire on the production rights prices for the modifications to the I-35. Could we, for example, purchase the rights to outfit the 5 we already gained the rights to produce with modifications we constructed? Or could we, say, purchase rights to build another one with the modifications, without the opportunity to modify the others?

To: Ovisterra
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights Upgrade
Dear Ovisterra,

As a one time deal, we will offer you the ability to get the upgrading rights for those 5 for free. We will ship the plans immediately. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
Last edited by Great Nepal on Sun Dec 21, 2012 12:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.


Need an Ignore Cannon?
Embassy NS wiki page
Current Wars: None as of now
Member of: Nothing right now
Defcon: 1 [2] 3 4 5
6*9=42
February 17, 2011: Never Forget.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you remember the old F7.
97% of People of NS won't notice I did my math wrong, if you are the 1% who did, copy and paste this into your sig.

I lost the Game.
Zonolia wrote:You are without doubt the smartest NS player ever...
Montiar wrote:Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

Bluth Corporation wrote:You know, I used to be anti-Obama.

Then the anti-Obama folks opened their mouths and I listened to what they had to say.

Now I'm pro-Obama.

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Postby Lykosia » Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:50 am

Swkoll wrote:
Lykosia wrote:OOC: Best...product...ever!

Official Message of
The Unitary Republic of Lykosia

Ministry of Defense and Security
AFLR Headquarters, 01 Warrior Street, Freedom District, Snowpoint City
Telephone: (025) 335-118-14045
E-mail: lykosia_mods@gov.lys


To: Swkoll
From: Lykosia, Ministry of Defense and Security, Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention
Subject: Purchase
Greetings,

After we saw your product in an advertisement, we put your product into our attention. Although we have some IGNORE munitions, howitzers, missiles and warheads; considering the danger of n00b attacks, we would like to inquire the availability of the DPR of your I-35 Ignore Cannon to repel their attacks, just in case. Payment will be wired directly after we receive your confirmation of our order.

Sincerely yours,
Tony Samuel Cartenz
Head of Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention


To: Lykosian
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing Domestic Production Rights for the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Lykosian,

We would be happy to comply with your request, but we must inform you that the Domestic Production rights are sold per unit you wish to construct. They are 100,000,000 NSD per I-35 Ignore Cannon or as a one time deal we will sell you unlimited domestic production rights for 1,550,000,000 NSD total. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.


Official Message of
The Unitary Republic of Lykosia

Ministry of Defense and Security
AFLR Headquarters, 01 Warrior Street, Freedom District, Snowpoint City
Telephone: (025) 335-118-14045
E-mail: lykosia_mods@gov.lys


To: Swkoll
From: Lykosia, Ministry of Defense and Security, Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention
Subject: RE: RE: Purchasing Domestic Production Rights for the I-35 Ignore Cannon
Greetings,

We have decided to buy the unlimited Domestic Production Rights for 1,550,000,000 NSD. The payment will be wired soon after we received your acceptance of our order.

Sincerely yours,
Tony Samuel Cartenz
Head of Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention

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Postby Arkania 5 » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:53 am

Before we look into this, how well will the I-35 IGNORE cannon do against number wankers and trolls?
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Postby Ovisterra » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:54 pm

Swkoll wrote:
Ovisterra wrote:The Ovisterran Air Force would like to purchase two I-35s. On acceptance, we will wire the payment to you.

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I'm gonna modify some B-52s and have me a good old fashioned godmodder hunt.

To: Ovisterra
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing Two I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Ovisterra,

We would be happy to comply with your request. That will come to a total of 1,184,000,000 NSD. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.


The payment has been wired to you. Nice doing business.
Removing the text from people's sigs doesn't make it any less true. I stand with Yalta.

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Founded: Feb 17, 2011
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Nuew » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:57 pm

OOC: Brilliant Idea!
Nuew Government Official Message
Nuew Department of the Armed Forces
n00b Security Department



To: Swkoll
From: Nuew Department of the Armed Forces, n00b Security Department
Subject: I-35 Ignore Cannon Inquiry
Encryption: Medium


We wish to Purchase 1 I-35 Ignore cannon. When accepted, payment will be wired.

Sincerely,
Mark Bloch
Officer of the Armed Forces

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