I-35 Ignore Cannon

by **Swkoll** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:41 pm

Montiar wrote:OOC: Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

IC:

The Constitutional Empire of Montiar wishes to purchase three of these for study and development.

To: Montiar
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Montiar,
We would be happy to comply with your request. The three I-35 Ignore Cannons you have purchased come to a total of 1,776,000,000 NSD. Construction will begin once the money is wired. Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

by **Montiar** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:45 pm

Swkoll wrote:
Montiar wrote:OOC: Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

IC:

The Constitutional Empire of Montiar wishes to purchase three of these for study and development.

To: Montiar
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Montiar,
We would be happy to comply with your request. The three I-35 Ignore Cannons you have purchased come to a total of 1,776,000,000 NSD. Construction will begin once the money is wired. Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

Transaction under way.....

Please wait.....

Transaction complete.

1,776,000,000 NSD wired to Swkoll.

Have a nice day.

by **Swkoll** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:47 pm

Montiar wrote:
Swkoll wrote:To: Montiar
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Montiar,
We would be happy to comply with your request. The three I-35 Ignore Cannons you have purchased come to a total of 1,776,000,000 NSD. Construction will begin once the money is wired. Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

Transaction under way.....

Please wait.....

Transaction complete.

1,776,000,000 NSD wired to Swkoll.

Have a nice day.

To: Montiar
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE:RE:RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Montiar,
The money has been received and construction will begin shortly. Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

by **Swkoll** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:04 pm

// *Activating reverse function*
// *Powering Up*
// *Firing Bump Beam*

by **Raxar** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:42 am

The Federation of Raxar wishes to know the effective range of the I-35 Ignore Cannon.

by **Swkoll** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:36 pm

To: Raxar
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Range of the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Raxar,

The current effective range of teh I-35 Ignore Cannon is about two miles before the effectiveness has decreased too far. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

by **Mediterreania** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:52 pm

I'd like to buy one.

Fire the ignore cannon!

by **Swkoll** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:22 am

To: Mediterreania
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Mediterreania,

We would be happy to comply with your request. That will come to a total of 592,000,000 NSD. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

by **Lykosia** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:44 am

OOC: Best...product...ever!

Official Message of
The Unitary Republic of Lykosia

Ministry of Defense and Security
AFLR Headquarters, 01 Warrior Street, Freedom District, Snowpoint City
Telephone: (025) 335-118-14045
E-mail: lykosia_mods@gov.lys

To: Swkoll
From: Lykosia, Ministry of Defense and Security, Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention
Subject: Purchase

Greetings,

After we saw your product in an advertisement, we put your product into our attention. Although we have some IGNORE munitions, howitzers, missiles and warheads; considering the danger of n00b attacks, we would like to inquire the availability of the DPR of your I-35 Ignore Cannon to repel their attacks, just in case. Payment will be wired directly after we receive your confirmation of our order.

Sincerely yours,
Tony Samuel Cartenz
Head of Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention

by **Raxar** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:08 am

To: Swoll
From: Raxar
The Federation of Raxar wishes to purchase 1 of your I-35 Ignore Cannons. The money will be wired to you upon confirmation.

by **Swkoll** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:57 pm

Lykosia wrote:OOC: Best...product...ever!
Official Message of
The Unitary Republic of Lykosia

Ministry of Defense and Security
AFLR Headquarters, 01 Warrior Street, Freedom District, Snowpoint City
Telephone: (025) 335-118-14045
E-mail: lykosia_mods@gov.lys

To: Swkoll
From: Lykosia, Ministry of Defense and Security, Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention
Subject: Purchase
Greetings,

After we saw your product in an advertisement, we put your product into our attention. Although we have some IGNORE munitions, howitzers, missiles and warheads; considering the danger of n00b attacks, we would like to inquire the availability of the DPR of your I-35 Ignore Cannon to repel their attacks, just in case. Payment will be wired directly after we receive your confirmation of our order.

Sincerely yours,
Tony Samuel Cartenz
Head of Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention

To: Lykosian
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing Domestic Production Rights for the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Lykosian,

We would be happy to comply with your request, but we must inform you that the Domestic Production rights are sold per unit you wish to construct. They are 100,000,000 NSD per I-35 Ignore Cannon or as a one time deal we will sell you unlimited domestic production rights for 1,550,000,000 NSD total. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

by **Swkoll** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:58 pm

Raxar wrote:To: Swkoll
From: Raxar
The Federation of Raxar wishes to purchase 1 of your I-35 Ignore Cannons. The money will be wired to you upon confirmation.

To: Raxar
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Raxar,

We would be happy to comply with your request. That will come to a total of 592,000,000 NSD. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

by **Mediterreania** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:11 pm

Swkoll wrote:To: Mediterreania
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Mediterreania,

We would be happy to comply with your request. That will come to a total of 592,000,000 NSD. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

We fire the ignore cannon at your bill.

BOOM!

by **Raxar** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:24 pm

Swkoll wrote:
Raxar wrote:To: Swkoll
From: Raxar
The Federation of Raxar wishes to purchase 1 of your I-35 Ignore Cannons. The money will be wired to you upon confirmation.

To: Raxar
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Raxar,

We would be happy to comply with your request. That will come to a total of 592,000,000 NSD. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

Thank you. *wires large payment to Skwoll*

by **Swkoll** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:30 pm

News
We are now offering the C-13 Flying Ignorer and the LT-35 Roaming Laser as modifications to the I-35.

by **Ovisterra** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:36 pm

The Ovisterran Air Force would like to purchase two I-35s. On acceptance, we will wire the payment to you.

---

I'm gonna modify some B-52s and have me a good old fashioned godmodder hunt.

by **The BranRiech** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:39 pm

we in the federal republic understand the threat godmodders pose to world peace and would like to purchase 3 of your exemplary C-13 aircraft, we just have one question, can this be used against anything else besides godmodders? and if so, what?

payment will be wired as soon as transaction is accepted

by **Oceanic Vakiadia** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:06 pm

To: Swkoll
From: Oceanic Vakiadia
Subject: Domestic Production Rights II

We wish to inquire on the production rights prices for the modifications to the I-35. Could we, for example, purchase the rights to outfit the 5 we already gained the rights to produce with modifications we constructed? Or could we, say, purchase rights to build another one with the modifications, without the opportunity to modify the others?

by **Swkoll** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:05 pm

Ovisterra wrote:The Ovisterran Air Force would like to purchase two I-35s. On acceptance, we will wire the payment to you.

---

I'm gonna modify some B-52s and have me a good old fashioned godmodder hunt.

To: Ovisterra
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing Two I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Ovisterra,

We would be happy to comply with your request. That will come to a total of 1,184,000,000 NSD. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

by **Swkoll** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:51 pm

The BranRiech wrote:we in the federal republic understand the threat godmodders pose to world peace and would like to purchase 3 of your exemplary C-13 aircraft, we just have one question, can this be used against anything else besides godmodders? and if so, what?

payment will be wired as soon as transaction is accepted

To: The BranRiech
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing Three C-13 Flying Ignorers

Dear The BranRiech,

We would be happy to comply with your request. That will come to a total of 4,632,000,000 NSD. As for your question, the C-13 Flying Ignorer is not effective against anything but godmodders but can be modified additionally to do so. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

by **Swkoll** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:56 pm

Oceanic Vakiadia wrote:To: Swkoll
From: Oceanic Vakiadia
Subject: Domestic Production Rights II

We wish to inquire on the production rights prices for the modifications to the I-35. Could we, for example, purchase the rights to outfit the 5 we already gained the rights to produce with modifications we constructed? Or could we, say, purchase rights to build another one with the modifications, without the opportunity to modify the others?

To: Ovisterra
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights Upgrade
Dear Ovisterra,

As a one time deal, we will offer you the ability to get the upgrading rights for those 5 for free. We will ship the plans immediately. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

by **Lykosia** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:50 am

Swkoll wrote:
Lykosia wrote:OOC: Best...product...ever!
Official Message of
The Unitary Republic of Lykosia

Ministry of Defense and Security
AFLR Headquarters, 01 Warrior Street, Freedom District, Snowpoint City
Telephone: (025) 335-118-14045
E-mail: lykosia_mods@gov.lys

To: Swkoll
From: Lykosia, Ministry of Defense and Security, Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention
Subject: Purchase
Greetings,

After we saw your product in an advertisement, we put your product into our attention. Although we have some IGNORE munitions, howitzers, missiles and warheads; considering the danger of n00b attacks, we would like to inquire the availability of the DPR of your I-35 Ignore Cannon to repel their attacks, just in case. Payment will be wired directly after we receive your confirmation of our order.

Sincerely yours,
Tony Samuel Cartenz
Head of Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention

To: Lykosian
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing Domestic Production Rights for the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Lykosian,

We would be happy to comply with your request, but we must inform you that the Domestic Production rights are sold per unit you wish to construct. They are 100,000,000 NSD per I-35 Ignore Cannon or as a one time deal we will sell you unlimited domestic production rights for 1,550,000,000 NSD total. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

Official Message of
The Unitary Republic of Lykosia

Ministry of Defense and Security
AFLR Headquarters, 01 Warrior Street, Freedom District, Snowpoint City
Telephone: (025) 335-118-14045
E-mail: lykosia_mods@gov.lys

To: Swkoll
From: Lykosia, Ministry of Defense and Security, Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention
Subject: RE: RE: Purchasing Domestic Production Rights for the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Greetings,

We have decided to buy the unlimited Domestic Production Rights for 1,550,000,000 NSD. The payment will be wired soon after we received your acceptance of our order.

Sincerely yours,
Tony Samuel Cartenz
Head of Lykosian Board for N00b Prevention

by **Arkania 5** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:53 am

Before we look into this, how well will the I-35 IGNORE cannon do against number wankers and trolls?

by **Ovisterra** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:54 pm

Swkoll wrote:
Ovisterra wrote:The Ovisterran Air Force would like to purchase two I-35s. On acceptance, we will wire the payment to you.

---

I'm gonna modify some B-52s and have me a good old fashioned godmodder hunt.

To: Ovisterra
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing Two I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Ovisterra,

We would be happy to comply with your request. That will come to a total of 1,184,000,000 NSD. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.

The payment has been wired to you. Nice doing business.

by **Nuew** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:57 pm

OOC: Brilliant Idea!

Nuew Government Official Message
Nuew Department of the Armed Forces
n00b Security Department

To: Swkoll
From: Nuew Department of the Armed Forces, n00b Security Department
Subject: I-35 Ignore Cannon Inquiry
Encryption: Medium

We wish to Purchase 1 I-35 Ignore cannon. When accepted, payment will be wired.

Sincerely,
Mark Bloch
Officer of the Armed Forces

I-35 Ignore Cannon

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