Sold A Guide to Interrogation
A collaboration of the finest interrogators, psychiatrists, psychologists, and sexy women who pretend to want to be with you forever and ever but turn out to be with the one that you hate the most, a revelation which drives some to the brink of suicide and questioning whether or not all love is fake and something something something and spam, which tastes like meat, but is also questionable in its real contents much like a can of soup or beef from a particular restaurant. Questionable, yes, but really, zombie apocalypses can be a good starting point for more dangerous and all too real armageddons like a pandemic of the Black Plague or Charlie Sheen, who I have never met, but must mention as it is a "current event" despite the fact that I do not care about Charlie Sheen nor have little to do with him. And more spam. Which, again, is questionable in its real contents much like a can of soup or beef from a particular restaurant. However, instead of talking about something which is questionable in its real contents much like a can of soup or beef from a particular restaurant, let us discuss things which are answerable, like a certain action. You are probably thinking of a specific action right now. That is the action. I'm thinking you're thinking sex, but actually, I'm not talking about any action. I am just unnecessarily extending this "description" UNNECESSARILY and Spam.
Sold Cabinet Full of Pie
You are a new customer, so just remember the wooden rule. No W's, not our choice. It's just the reality
On a less serious note: Ah yes, I love being recognized. Unlike those "lame-stream" storefronts, this is deserved. We'd rather not be moved down south. It's so much harder to attract attention with all those churches and "[blank] above post" and senseless violence. It's a bad neighborhood is all I'm sayin'. Besides, Spartan Philidelphia itself is quite insane. In fact, throughout its history, Spartan Philidelphia has been slightly quirky (as if it were being described by a high-school student.) But after the quantum economic bubble popped, lots of stuff happened. Now the only people who could locate our humble island nation on a map are those who ask. (Nobody asks.) Thank you for your concern anyway.
Unironically, by typing more, we are becoming more like the "lamestream" storefronts. Them and their silliness...
