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by Eslovakia » Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:50 am
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by Eslovakia » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:35 pm
Birkaine wrote:Idiots who are not only aware of their idiocy but hell bent on keeping it regardless of how much disruption they cause deserve to eat a dick
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by Awyyn » Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:08 pm


by Eslovakia » Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:14 pm



Awyyn wrote:OOC: No need to bump now
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To Henrik Björnborg Karlberg,
At this time we have two requests to make of our favorite corporation. We are fully launching the Imperial Aid and Humanitarian Services (IAHS). While we have capable of building many things ourselves, and through the aid and support of other nations have garnered many vessels, we still lack several pieces of equipment and hardware we will surely need.
First off we would like to request your Camo and Concealment services. We require a standard of 40,000 fatigue uniforms for use by our Medical, and Support staff serving the IAHS. We will leave the majority of the design up to you, as your advise i the past has proven beneficial to our purchases and we fully believe in your capabilities. We do require them to somehow convey the fact that these are non-combatant medical personnel. Standard green camo is acceptable, though Karlberg Industries may be as creative as they wish in the designs.
Additionally we would like to commission ambulances, and/or transportation vehicles (for both supplies and personnel). We will purchase either the plans for said vehicles, or commission the construction of a negotiable amount. At this time we cannot give a set amount of requested units without knowing the price, though ideally we will want close to 1,000.
We hope Karlberg Industries is willing to undertake this project. Your assistance will help save countless lives, and we thank you in advance for your time.
-Emperor Sebastian Vi' Royeaux
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by Awyyn » Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:49 pm
Eslovakia wrote:(Image)CEO Henrik Björnborg Karlberg - 1 Karlberga Tower - Karlberg, Solna - Ekaterinberg - Eslovakia
To Emperor Sebastian Vi' Royeaux
Dear Emperor
I am thrilled at the news of your nation branding Karlberg Industries as your favourite corporation and congratualte you on launching the Imperial Aid and Humanitarian Services, (IAHS), your order for 40,000 fatigue uniforms for use on Medical and Support Personnel has been approved and are pleased to say that the camouflage pattern design has been completed.(Image)
If you are not happy with this current pattern we will redesign you a new at no extra cost, The sum of the camouflage will be N$ NIL. Karlberg Industries would like to offer the new uniforms as a donation to the newly formed IAHS. As for your vehicles, we would suggest purchasing the NH90 transport helicopter as an air ambulance for the IAHS. As for auto mobiles, please send specification on what exactly you want it and how it should be designed. The quantity you have requested (1000 Units) will be no problem to produce.
We hope to hear from you soon.
Yours Sincerely
(Image)
Henrik Björnborg Karlberg

by Dungeyland » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:57 am

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[b]ELLEN THE FIRST[/b], Queen of Dungeyland and the Dominions beyond the Seas, hereby grants this Charter most Noble, to Karlberg Industries, for services to Her Majesty's Government in the providing of locomotives and rolling stock for the personal use of Her Majesty, Ellen the First, and also for the Commons and the Lords of Her Majesty's Realm, the Dangish Empire.[/align]
by Eslovakia » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:08 pm
Awyyn wrote:
To Henrik Björnborg Karlberg,
Your fatigue designs have been approved by by the IAHS and the Imperial Court. Your generous donation is very much appreciated. It is through the generosity of corporations and nations like yours that the IAHS will be able to successfully provide aid to across the globe.
We were looking for additional air transportation. The current units being used by the IAHS are experimental and on loan from our military. We will purchase 100- NH90 Transport Helicopters. Should they prove as brilliant as the other products purchased from your offices we will surely purchase a greater number at a later date.
We require both dedicated ambulances, and transports/lorries. The ambulances will need to have at least some armoring if at all possible due to the fact that they will be traveling into battlezones in which air ambulances may not be feasible. A minimum of 2-4 stretcher capacity. Internal storage compartments, and a seperate/emergency power source for use by medics in case of emergency. This will be used for medical supplies and powering equipment such as defibrillators.
We are not to particular in regards to the transports/lorries. They will be used to ferry both personnel and supplies to and from aid stations. They are not required to be armored as they will not be entering battlezones. We need a vehicle that can transport alot, but still be fairly cost effective. The more cargo/personnel space the better, at minimum they must be capable of holding 25 personnel or 2 tons of cargo. If this number can be increased, and manage to not break the bank then that is acceptable.
If possible for the ground vehicles to be eco friendly as well that will be one less pain for the IAHS to deal with. If they must rely on standard fossil fuel sources we will also need to purchase a small fleet of tankers to provide for them. As the IAHS is running on a budget we may only purchase a small fleet of vehicles for now should the cost be greater then what we are currently willing/able to pay.
Thank you,
-Emperor Sebastian Vi' Royeaux


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by Eslovakia » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:45 pm


Dungeyland wrote:
Dear Sir/Madame,
Dangish Railways is the operator of all public railways within the Dangish Empire. Her Majesty's Government has recently completed the final draft of the so-called Saxon Report, officially the Modernisation and Expansion of the Railways Act, 2011. This Act of Parliament, which is expected to be passed in just under three weeks, entitles Dangish Railways to purchase modern train carriages to be used on all routes by the year 2015. We are also permitted to purchase special stock for new high speed rail networks.
All tracks in the Dangish Empire will be electrified by 2014, and we will be using a third rail method to deliver electricity to trains. Due to the large distances on certain routes within the Dangish Empire, such as the epic New London to Intel route, we would like to order special sleeper carriages. These sleeper carriages will only be on special sleeper trains, and will be around 10% of all domestic trains in the Empire.
Sleeper trains must have three classes available. First Class, the most expensive, but will offer the most amenities. The cabins will be for one person, entitling the holder to free breakfast. Room service will also be available for free, and ticket holders will be entitled to use lounges available at certain stations. Second Class will offer a cabin for four persons, consisting of two opposite bunk beds and a wash basin. Included is early morning tea or coffee.
Third class will be similar to airlines, with reclining seats in an air conditioned carriage, shared by up to 20 people. Amenities include tables, footrests and a reading light. Other airline-style facilities will be provided. First and second class will both entitle the holder to an air-conditioned cabin, with a wash basin, shaver point, hand towel and bottled water. These cabins will comply with SLEP regulations.
We would like all of these sleeper trains to be of K-High Speed 1 specification. However, we also require truly high-speed services. For these, we are afraid that rail is not enough. We require magnetic levitation transport. This form of transport will achieve speeds of 300 mph in ordinary commercial use. By 2020, we want 40% of all domestic trains in the Empire to be running on magnetic levitation technology.
Dangish Railways would like to commission Karlberg Industries to build magnetic levitation trains to operate at speeds of 300 mph for 40% of the Dangish rail network. Dangish Railways will be able to deal with infrastructure difficulties in the Empire itself, but we would like Karlberg to build the trains and their carriages. For our purchase of K-High Speed 1 trains, we would like to order 10 sets. They must be modified to our wishes and use third rail technology.
Dangish Railways also has interests in underground stock provided by Karlberg Industries. Transport for New London (TfNL), the local government body responsible for most transport within the capital, is looking for new rolling stock to be ran in the New London Underground. TfNL needs to completely replace stock on three lines, and we will need 132 train sets. We would like to purchase these train sets to be of Karlberg Metro-120 specification.
We would like a few other features to be included in all trains that we purchase. Firstly, all trains must have a digital voiceover system on board. Secondly, all trains must be painted to Dangish Railways colours - red and gold. This is excluding underground stock which will be in NLU colours - red and white.
Transport for New London also wishes to enquire on whether any new tram stock will become available. It is likely that tram services, known as the New London Overground, will be introduced in a few years time, and we are not satisfied with the current stock available - we require more ergonomics, higher speeds and lower power requirements.
As Dangish Railways is a government-owned authority, it is my pleasure to present Karlberg Industries with a Royal Charter. Her Majesty's Government intends to use trains by Karlberg Industries for the benefit of the public, and also for Her Majesty the Queen. The Royal Charter (please, wear with pride), is attached.(Image)
ELLEN THE FIRST, Queen of Dungeyland and the Dominions beyond the Seas, hereby grants this Charter most Noble, to Karlberg Industries, for services to Her Majesty's Government in the providing of locomotives and rolling stock for the personal use of Her Majesty, Ellen the First, and also for the Commons and the Lords of Her Majesty's Realm, the Dangish Empire.
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[b]ELLEN THE FIRST[/b], Queen of Dungeyland and the Dominions beyond the Seas, hereby grants this Charter most Noble, to Karlberg Industries, for services to Her Majesty's Government in the providing of locomotives and rolling stock for the personal use of Her Majesty, Ellen the First, and also for the Commons and the Lords of Her Majesty's Realm, the Dangish Empire.[/align]
Yours sincerely,
Mr John Frederick
Chairman of the Board of Executives
Dangish Railways
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Birkaine wrote:Are you seriously trying to turn this into a conversation on whether or not you're a human?
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by Awyyn » Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:25 pm
Eslovakia wrote:(Image)CEO Henrik Björnborg Karlberg - 1 Karlberga Tower - Karlberg, Solna - Ekaterinberg - Eslovakia
To Emperor Sebastian Vi' Royeaux
We have reviewed your demands to equip the IAHS with vehicles that must your required specification. We are pleased to say that your order for 100x NH90 Helicopters for the sum of N$1,600,000,000 has been approved with a 10% discount as your organization is humanitarian therefore qualifying for a 10% discount leaving it at the sum of N$14,400,000
As for your order of transport ground vehicles, we at Karlberg have never stepped into the auto mobile industry but are willing to do so as it is a risk worth taking seeing as it can produce a good revenue for the company whilst meeting the needs and demands of the customer. Karlberg Industries will Telegram you when designs on the Ambulances and Lorries have been completed and will await approval from your government before producing theses for you.
We thank you for choosing Karlberg.
Yours Sincerely
(Image)
Henrik Björnborg Karlberg

by Eslovakia » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:01 pm
Birkaine wrote:Idiots who are not only aware of their idiocy but hell bent on keeping it regardless of how much disruption they cause deserve to eat a dick
Birkaine wrote:How about we have a thread that's just about some guy getting a back alley handjob from a New Delhi whore but we write it in such technical and obtuse language that the mods won't notice? First one to get banned loses.
Birkaine wrote:Are you seriously trying to turn this into a conversation on whether or not you're a human?
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by Lolzieristan » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:59 pm

by Eslovakia » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:06 pm


Lolzieristan wrote:The Federal Republic of Lolzieristan
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"Si vis pacem, para bellum"
To our comrades in Karlberg Industries,
I see that you have successfully designed a model of stealth attack helicopter. As we've already expressed, this interests us greatly; we would like to place an order for fifty of the new K-AH-100. In addition, the final tests have been completed on the ARCHER artillery system. The Lolzi Armory has approved a purchase of 450 units of the system.
The projected total for this purchase is $6,750,000,000 for the helicopters, and $11,205,000,000 for the artillery systems. We would also like to attach $100 million to our bill to help purchase whatever equipment the new IAHS requires. We look forward to using these wonderful military technologies.
Sincerely,
Vladimir Zhenya
Marshal of the Army of Lolzieristan
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by Awyyn » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:23 pm

by Lolzieristan » Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:20 pm

by Dungeyland » Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:13 am
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[b]BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN[/b]
[i]A Royal Charter for the construction of locomotives and rolling stock[/i]
[b]THE DANGISH EMPIRE.[/b][/align]
by Eslovakia » Sat Aug 27, 2011 12:39 pm
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by Eslovakia » Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:40 am
Birkaine wrote:Idiots who are not only aware of their idiocy but hell bent on keeping it regardless of how much disruption they cause deserve to eat a dick
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Birkaine wrote:Are you seriously trying to turn this into a conversation on whether or not you're a human?
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by Dungeyland » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:43 am
Dungeyland wrote:
Dear Sir/Madame,
We thank you for your prompt reply, and assure you that funds have been sent for existing orders. We have attached photography of existing New London Underground rolling stock and the colour scheme in use for that service, as well as general use Dangish Railways colours. We are also pleased to see a new magnetic levitation train available.
We have decided to send the funds proportional to each train delivered. This is to ensure that trains are delivered on schedule, and also to ensure that a decline in quality does not occur. We hope you do not think us disrespectful, but this is standard government policy in regards to outsourcing.
Dangish Railways is pleased with the magnetic levitation stock available, and infrastructure in the Dangish Empire is nearing completion by the end of 2011. In general, we are very pleased about the magnetic stock available, but we will be making a few modifications. Firstly, we would like to reduce the total number of seats from 625 to 600 in order to create space for disabled passengers - unless the 625 number takes this into account.
Dangish Railways also requires the travel classes to be changed to match Dangish Railways protocols and traditions. First Class seats will be reduced from 245 to 100. Second Class seats will be added, with 150 available. Third Class will be allocated 350 seats. Estimated journey times will be short, between an hour and three, amenities should be provided accordingly - please be lavish to all classes, we have the financial backing. Also, maglev colours will need to be altered, with the blue replaced with gold.
We will be ordering four sets of magnetic levitation trains from Karlberg Industries, and would like to reserve two more in case demand catches up with supply. Furthermore, we would like to commission Karlberg Industries to investigate "vactrain" concepts, and report back to Dangish Railways with their feasibility.
Vactrain, or vacuum tube trains, use magnetic levitation technology within a vacuum tube - for underwater and underground travel at speeds approaching 600 mph. Currently untested, it could be achieved by 2021, and the Dangish Empire wishes to be at the forefront of the changes. We will pay all fees for the investigation of whether it would be feasible for Her Majesty's Government to authorise the purchase vactrains in advance of their first commercial release.
It is also with great regret, that I announce to Karlberg Industries that Dangish Railways is due to be privatised. Dangish Railways, when it started, was a profitable enterprise for Her Majesty's Government. The Liberal Democrats were overjoyed by our financial reports. However, usage declined and now Dangish Railways has a hole of £50 billion.
The Conservative Party has decided to privatise us, splitting us regionally into companies primarily owned by private enterprise but partly owned by government. Despite this, Karlberg Industries should proceed and deliver trains to Dangish Railways, and we shall allocate them before we are fully privatised in summer 2012.
Yours sincerely,
Mr John Frederick
Chairman of the Board of Executives
Dangish Railways

by Central and Eastern Visayas » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:34 am


by Eslovakia » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:37 am


Birkaine wrote:Idiots who are not only aware of their idiocy but hell bent on keeping it regardless of how much disruption they cause deserve to eat a dick
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Birkaine wrote:Are you seriously trying to turn this into a conversation on whether or not you're a human?
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by Eslovakia » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:48 am


Central and Eastern Visayas wrote:The Defense Ministry of Central and Eastern Visayas would like to purchase the following for the CEVA:
ARCHER Artillery System x 100 = US$ 249 Million
Stridvagn 3 MBT x 1000 = US$ 6.22 Billion
K-Stridsfordon 100 IFV x 200 = US$ 3.098 Billion
NH90 x 50 = US$ 800 Million
K-AH-70 Skott x 75 = US$ 1.5 Billion
For the CEVAF:
F-39 Lightning II x 40 = US$ 6 Billion
Grand Total: US$ 17.867 Billion from Defense Funds
The Defense Ministry hopes for your kind consideration.
(Image)
ADM Ian Oliverio, CEVN (Ret.)
Minister for Defense
Federal Government of Central and Eastern Visayas
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by Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuk » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:52 am

by Central and Eastern Visayas » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:59 am


by Eslovakia » Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:00 am


Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuk wrote:Here at ABK Railroad Corporation, we are looking to upgrade our fleet of trains. We would like to purchase 100 K-MagLev 1 for $1,020,500,000. We think that this purchase will help us attract more customers.
Birkaine wrote:Idiots who are not only aware of their idiocy but hell bent on keeping it regardless of how much disruption they cause deserve to eat a dick
Birkaine wrote:How about we have a thread that's just about some guy getting a back alley handjob from a New Delhi whore but we write it in such technical and obtuse language that the mods won't notice? First one to get banned loses.
Birkaine wrote:Are you seriously trying to turn this into a conversation on whether or not you're a human?
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by Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuk » Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:03 am
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