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The National Slavery Bureau - Largest Slave Market Around

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Asz-Kozyar
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The National Slavery Bureau - Largest Slave Market Around

Postby Asz-Kozyar » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:15 pm

OOC tags used to increase likelihood of finding this storefront through search functions: slave.trade, GET.govt, MTech
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NEWS BULLETIN
[CURRENTLY EMPTY]

INTRODUCTION
The National Slavery Bureau (MQB) of Asz-Kosyar, the nation's government body responsible for acquirement, quality control of, and sale, of human slaves - usually referred to in official terms as 'involuntary contractual workers', was established by Asz-Kosyars Economic Ministry to capitalize on an underlooked but large industry which in recent times has become more popularly partaken in by official governments. Suffering from extreme national poverty at most levels of society, combined with a government which characteristically has shown to a degree zenophobia at an official level, the creation of the MQB and official regulation of the slave market, as well as issuing of pardons to those previously undertaking in the market in exchange for giving the MQB possession of their human property, is easily one of the most controversial political decisions Asz-Kosyar has made. Understanding that the slavery market is extremely scrutinized by many nations, and understanding that the pool of willing and regular governmental purchasers is low, the MQB strives to ensure maximum quality control of it's human property to ensure that customers are always satisfied with what they receive, and sells it's human property at a reasonable cost.

Our slaves are among the most thoroughly well-trained and well-treated available in any slave market. They endure regular, vigorous medical, physical and mental inspections and check-ups, are treated in the finest medical settings available in Asz-Kosyar, and are kept in comfortable and livable housing. Slaves must fit several criteria before even being considered slaves: they generally must not be Muslim, although kafirs and apostates are eligible to become slaves at the government's discretion, and must be between the ages of sixteen and forty-five.


CATALOG

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farm fields are considered the iconic domain
of the famous, archetypal involuntary worker

Usually, when the average person thinks of slavery, they envision large groups of enslaved people toiling in farm fields harvesting crops. Even today, slaves trained in working on farms and ranches are still a very real thing and can find use in nations who find that they possess adequate land to feed their population, but lack people trained in growing crops or willing to work as farmers. Farm slaves currently make up the largest portion of Asz-Kosyar's current reserve of slaves. Given that most of Asz-Kosyar's population are self-employed farmers, the MQB's farm slaves are by result very qualified in tending to and growing large varieties of crops. The MQB guarantees that they currently have at least two-hundred farm slaves who are trained to grow any crop imaginable. The price for each slave is $620 NSD, not including bulk discounts.

[NOTICE:] This storefront would like to advertise Ardmisk, a greatly successful commercial fertilizer.



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even amist rapid automation of industrial
technology, humans still have some uses

As nations across the world industrialize, and as already industrialized nations begin to automate their factories, they will often find themselves in need of workers. In the case of the former, there can perhaps not be enough people to work in factories. In the case of the latter, the general population may be too specialized or too well-educated to want to work in a factory setting. In either case, our industrially - trained slaves will be able to provide a fix in whatever gaps may exist for a nations economy, and do so with minimal training required on the buyers part as possible. Asz-Kosyar is willing to pay for the cost of retraining it's slaves to ensure maximum satisfaction on the buyers part, although the buyer is free to pay for the cost of performing any needed retraining on it's own to personally assure proper education and training. Our current price for a individual industrial slave is $840 NSD, not including bulk discounts.




SHIPPING INFORMATION & DISCOUNTS

Due to the widespread opposition to slavery by both plenty of nations as well as private entities, often expressed through force, the prospect of the customers human cargo reaching them is not guaranteed. Understanding this, a security fee consisting of 3.5% of your purchase will be added to your total purchase to help ensure the safe arrival of your entire purchase. Asz-Kosyar is a landlocked nation and cannot deliver slaves via ship. Options for delivery are by land and by air. If a purchase is lost en route, the entire purchase will be refunded to the buyer.

For every thousand slaves (farm or industrial) purchased, 1% of the cost will be removed up until 10,000 slaves are purchased, in which case a cap discount of 5% will be subtracted from the purchasing amount. After that threshold, no further discounts will be applied to purchase.


MESSAGE OF PURCHASE

Code: Select all
RECIPIENT: MILLIY QUILLIK BYUROSI, ECON. MINISTRY - ASZ-KOSYAR
SENDER: [INSERT NAME OF BUYER & COUNTRY HERE]

USAGE INTENDED: [FARMING/INDUSTRIAL]
NUMBER OF SLAVES PURCHASED: [STATE AMOUNT]
REQUESTED MEANS OF SHIPPING: [AIR/LAND]

OOC: Individually-designed communiques are personally preferred for purchasing, but the above form is made available for use.

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Allyrije
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Postby Allyrije » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:42 pm

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Buyer: King Sindlanil I Allyrius
Reason for Purchase: Intention to grant the slaves freedom and citizenship in the Kingdom of Allyria

Purchase details: 10,000 slaves categorised for Industrial use
10,000 slaves categorised for Agricultural use
The Allyrian government will only be purchasing slaves from persecuted religious groups; specifically, those who fit under the Judeo-Christian category.

Currency transferred from the King's bank account:
Cost of first 10,000 slaves (after relevant discounts have been applied): 7,182,000 NS$
Cost of second 10,000 slaves: 6,200,000 NS$
Total transferred (After security fee): 13,850,370 NS$

Method of shipping: Via air to Sundarin International Airport

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The Black Party
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Postby The Black Party » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:46 pm

RECIPIENT: MILLIY QUILLIK BYUROSI, ECON. MINISTRY - ASZ-KOSYAR
SENDER: Johnathan Doe, The Black Party

USAGE INTENDED: FARMING/(INDUSTRIAL)
NUMBER OF SLAVES PURCHASED: 1
REQUESTED MEANS OF SHIPPING: (AIR)/LAND
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Asz-Kozyar
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Postby Asz-Kozyar » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:27 pm

RECIPIENT: King Sindlanil I Allyrius
SENDER: Milliy Quillik Byruosi, Econ. Ministry - Asz-Kosyar


The MQB has chosen to deny this order, on the grounds that we do not find it economically sound to sell as much as 20,000 slaves to a buyer that will simply free them, wasting the training Asz-Kosyar spends money and time on. We wish you a good day.

Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq.
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary


RECIPIENT: Johnathan Doe
SENDER: Milliy Quillik Byruosi, Econ. Ministry - Asz-Kosyar


The MQB has chosen to accept your request to buy one (1) slave at a cost of $840 NSD. We wish you a good day.

Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq.
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary

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Kyrenaia
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Postby Kyrenaia » Sun Jul 15, 2018 6:54 am

To: National Slavery Bureau of Asz-Kosyar.

From: Amir Eubayd, Fawadawiana Island Enterprises.
Subject: An offer.

Dear Sirs and/or Ma'ams,
your offers to sell human workforce to anyone willing to pay the price comes at a very opportune moment for us, namely the moment, when we need workforce for little money. Fawadawiana Island Enterprises is currently seeking to better the economic perspectives of our eponymous and dear Fawadawiana Island by bettering its infrastructure and agriculture.
To that end, we wish to buy workforce from you, namely 2,500 agricultural workers and 1,500 industrial workers, which we will teach in the intricacies of road and railway building, for a grand total of 2.753 million NSD with the transport being organized by plane.
Be aware, that the workforce in question will be considered to be in debt-slavery and that they, as soon as the worked those debts off, will be granted the freedom from their employment, if they wish so. At the current wage these workers are planned to receive, that will be the case in roundabout three centuries.

Furthermore, I wish to offer you something seperate from the former wish to buy 4,000 workers, the acceptance of one offer does not mean the automatic acceptance of the other.
In order to enhance the possibilities for profit and customer satisfication from your products, I would like to offer you to have a part of the workforce, specifically the female part of the workforce, below the age of eighteen, train with us in the arts of being a Kyrenaian Handmaiden, a specialist much sought after. Details can be sent upon request, but let me stress from the start, that a Handmaiden is NOT a sex slave and that they will learn to defend themselves against any advances of that kind.
In return for this service, my company would get a discount on any further purchases and a share in the profit from the selling of these specialists. The exact numbers for either are up for debate.

All in all, I hope, that our two entities can find an agreeable deal for either side. At least before the usual anti-slavery crowd appears in force.

Signed with the hopes for a quick and positive reply,
Amir Eubayd,
Fawadawiana Island Enterprises.


OOC: Allow me to stress, that this is not an authority of the Kyrenain Government, but elements outside of its control (one could call Fawadawiana Island a sovereign state, if they would bother to declare themselves as such). It's basically me playing someone other then Kyrenaia. The Kyrenaian Government considers Fawadawiana Island still within its sphere of influence, though, so any action taken against it will be seen as a cause for diplomat disgruntlement in the best of cases.
Also, ICly, this letter is toppest of top secrets.
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East Ares
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Postby East Ares » Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:12 pm

RECIPIENT: MILLIY QUILLIK BYUROSI, ECON. MINISTRY - ASZ-KOSYAR
SENDER: Mining and Ore Processing Division, Economics Administration, East Ares

USAGE INTENDED: Industrial
NUMBER OF SLAVES PURCHASED: 250
REQUESTED MEANS OF SHIPPING: Land
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Postby UniversalCommons » Sun Jul 15, 2018 3:48 pm

To: National Slavery Bureau of Asz-Kosyar.
From: Redbeards Raiders, UniversalCommons.
We wish to purchase 1000 industrial slaves for $840,000 in NationStates Dollars.

OOC: We are going to attempt to buy the slaves with high quality counterfeit money.
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Asz-Kozyar
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Postby Asz-Kozyar » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:41 pm

RECIPIENT: Mining and Ore Processing Division, Economics Administration, East Ares
SENDER: Milliy Quillik Byruosi, Econ. Ministry - Asz-Kosyar


The MQB has chosen to accept your request to buy two-hundred and fifty (250) slaves at a cost of $210,000. We wish you a good day.

Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq.
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary


RECIPIENT: Amir Eubayd, Fawadawiana Island Enterprises
SENDER: Milliy Quillik Byruosi, Econ. Ministry - Asz-Kosyar


The MQB has chosen to accept your request to buy four-thousand (4,000) slaves at a cost of $2.753 million NSD. In regards to your second offer, we do not currently possess any female slaves, but if we acquire any female slaves through our various international suppliers, we would be willing to consider your offer. We wish you a good day.

Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq.
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary


RECIPIENT: 'Redbeards Raiders'
SENDER: Milliy Quillik Byruosi, Econ. Ministry - Asz-Kosyar


The MQB has chosen to accept your request to buy one-thousand (1,000) slaves at a cost of $840,000 NSD. We wish you a good day.

Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq.
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary

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Postby Allanea » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:47 pm

Encrypted message
Buyer: Alberto S. Abernathy
Reason for purchase: I plan to make money here.

Dear sers!
I am interested in purchasing 4 slaves, intended for use as accountants and secretaries in my business. For this purpose they need to be reasonably healthy (due to the nature of my business they will need to work shifts of approximately 8 hours each, with one slave kept on standby as a spare in case one of them should get ill), and equipped with the equivalent, at least, of the skills relevant to office work (fast typing, knowledge of basic mathematics and common office software). Please understand that slavery is highly illegal in my country, as is my own business, which is unlawful for a range of reasons I do not here plan to disclose.

As such, I plan to collect the slaves by means of a smuggling submarine. For absolute security, I propose the following arrangements:

1. I will deploy a Hamster-class midget submarine to collect the slaves. It will surface in a location chosen by your personnel, outside your national waters.
2. My representatives will pay ten ounces of gold for each slave (approximately the equivalent of $12,400 per slave), in gold rings, upon meeting your representatives.
3. You will have the slaves transferred to my representatives while the slaves are blindfolded. They will remain blindfolded until securely on board my mothership (please understand that I cannot reveal its location), and additional measures will be taken by me to reduce the ability of the slaves to testify regarding the measures I take in their transport.
4. At this point my submarine will depart. Please understand that, should you desire to make additional transactions with myself or my associates, you should not make attempts to track my submarine, the mothership, or any of my personnel.

Yours,
Alberto
[Please understand that this name is also not my own.]
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Kyrenaia
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Postby Kyrenaia » Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:15 am

Asz-Kozyar wrote:
RECIPIENT: Mining and Ore Processing Division, Economics Administration, East Ares
SENDER: Milliy Quillik Byruosi, Econ. Ministry - Asz-Kosyar


The MQB has chosen to accept your request to buy two-hundred and fifty (250) slaves at a cost of $210,000. We wish you a good day.

Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq.
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary


RECIPIENT: Amir Eubayd, Fawadawiana Island Enterprises
SENDER: Milliy Quillik Byruosi, Econ. Ministry - Asz-Kosyar


The MQB has chosen to accept your request to buy four-thousand (4,000) slaves at a cost of $2.753 million NSD. In regards to your second offer, we do not currently possess any female slaves, but if we acquire any female slaves through our various international suppliers, we would be willing to consider your offer. We wish you a good day.

Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq.
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary


RECIPIENT: 'Redbeards Raiders'
SENDER: Milliy Quillik Byruosi, Econ. Ministry - Asz-Kosyar


The MQB has chosen to accept your request to buy one-thousand (1,000) slaves at a cost of $840,000 NSD. We wish you a good day.

Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq.
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary


To: Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq., Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary.

From: Amir Eubayd, Fawadawiana Island Enterprises.
Subject: Re:Re:An offer.

Dear Mister Sabirkhodjaev,
I thank you for your quick reply to my last message. As we speak, both the money and the planes in question are on their way to collect our investment.
About the second offer, don't worry. The offer stands and is open. When you have women, who match the description, who you want to be trained to the Standards of Kyrenaian Handmaidens, give us a shout, it will be arranged.

With kind regards,
Amir Eubayd,
Fawadawiana Island Enterprises.


OOC: Huh... Allanea playing a slaver... never thought I'd see that day dawning.
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Postby UniversalCommons » Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:09 am

RECIPIENT: 'Redbeards Raiders'
SENDER: Milliy Quillik Byruosi, Econ. Ministry - Asz-Kosyar

The MQB has chosen to accept your request to buy one-thousand (1,000) slaves at a cost of $840,000 NSD. We wish you a good day.

Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq.
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary

Redbeards Raiders sends the $840,000 in Nationstates Counterfeit Dollars.

OOC: Hopefully it won't be noticed.

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Postby Bruke » Tue Jul 17, 2018 4:58 pm

Kyrenaia wrote:
Asz-Kozyar wrote:
RECIPIENT: Mining and Ore Processing Division, Economics Administration, East Ares
SENDER: Milliy Quillik Byruosi, Econ. Ministry - Asz-Kosyar


The MQB has chosen to accept your request to buy two-hundred and fifty (250) slaves at a cost of $210,000. We wish you a good day.

Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq.
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary


RECIPIENT: Amir Eubayd, Fawadawiana Island Enterprises
SENDER: Milliy Quillik Byruosi, Econ. Ministry - Asz-Kosyar


The MQB has chosen to accept your request to buy four-thousand (4,000) slaves at a cost of $2.753 million NSD. In regards to your second offer, we do not currently possess any female slaves, but if we acquire any female slaves through our various international suppliers, we would be willing to consider your offer. We wish you a good day.

Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq.
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary


RECIPIENT: 'Redbeards Raiders'
SENDER: Milliy Quillik Byruosi, Econ. Ministry - Asz-Kosyar


The MQB has chosen to accept your request to buy one-thousand (1,000) slaves at a cost of $840,000 NSD. We wish you a good day.

Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq.
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary


To: Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq., Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary.

From: Amir Eubayd, Fawadawiana Island Enterprises.
Subject: Re:Re:An offer.

Dear Mister Sabirkhodjaev,
I thank you for your quick reply to my last message. As we speak, both the money and the planes in question are on their way to collect our investment.
About the second offer, don't worry. The offer stands and is open. When you have women, who match the description, who you want to be trained to the Standards of Kyrenaian Handmaidens, give us a shout, it will be arranged.

With kind regards,
Amir Eubayd,
Fawadawiana Island Enterprises.


OOC: Huh... Allanea playing a slaver... never thought I'd see that day dawning.



OOC: Just as shocked to see you playing a slaver.

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Postby Crazybloxian Empire » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:41 pm

ORDER NOTICE


The Empire would like to buy slaves for the purpose of farming. I would like ethnic Chinese slaves. I’m gonna buy 12,000 if that’s ok. I would also like you to send the slaves to me by airplane, and I want the airplane to land in Somevsgen Airport located near Crazybloxia. Somevsgen Airport is the best choice as it’s privately owned and from there on, Transport the slaves by tunnel to Loraskaya Farming Region, covering the northwestern areas of the Empire.

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Asz-Kozyar
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Postby Asz-Kozyar » Tue Jul 31, 2018 1:31 pm

[OOC: Apologies for replying so late, I'm not as active nowadays as I would want to be.]

RECIPIENT: Crazybloxian Empire
SENDER: Milliy Quillik Byruosi, Econ. Ministry - Asz-Kosyar


The MQB has chosen to deny your request to buy six-hundred thousand (600,000) Chinese slaves because the MQB possesses nowhere near that amount of total slaves. The empire is welcome however to make a more reasonable order.

Khozhiakbar Sabirkhodjaev, LL.M, N.P., Esq.
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary

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Postby UniversalCommons » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:02 pm

After Redbeards Raiders receives the slaves, they immediately free them and offer the ones who seem able a chance to become privateers. The others they manumit in Freedom Dome.
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Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:29 pm

CONDEMNED!

This business is condemned by the Federation of Australian rePublic and is a criminal organisation under the anti-slavery act (Fed) as well as several states and territorial laws of almost every state and territory. If your company transports any slaves through Australia's six states (New South Wales, Victoria, Queensland, South Australia, Tasmania or Western Australia) and/or through the territories (Northern Territory, Australian Capital Territory, Jervis Bay Territory, Australian Antarctic Territory, Norfolk Island, Ashmore and Cartier Islands, Christmas Island, Coccos (Keeling) Islands, Coral Sea Islands, Heard Island & McDonald Islands) and the transportation method will be diverted and forced to land/dock/pull over. Your transport will be boarded, the slaves will be released and sent to a refugee camp, and the transporter of slaves will face criminal charges.
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Postby Kalts » Thu Aug 02, 2018 2:16 am

Class VI EYES ONLY
RECIPIENT MILLIY QUILLIK BYUROSI, ECON. MINISTRY - ASZ-KOSYAR
SENDER 42 Sough Circuit, Surplus S.O.E. Packaging Facility gate three
USAGE INTENDED: [ ] FARMING [✔] INDUSTRIAL
NUMBER OF SLAVES PURCHASED: 2,500 WITH A TOTAL OF NS $3,750,000 /at 1,500 each, /$660 towards training and nourishment/
REQUESTED MEANS OF SHIPPING: [ ] AIR [✔] LAND /to a port of your choosing/

ANYTHING ADDITIONAL: To whom it may concern, we'd like to request our purchases be educated in the following: Industrial workplace safety, Box packing methods, Recognition and memory, Forklift operation and loyalty. All other training material will be done as needed at Surplus S.O.E. Delivery method Delivery is to be done without eyes of the public catching onto this undertaking so we’ll leave the port as you see fit and we’ll supply the [REDACTED] The personnel must be mentally and physically fit upon arrival (i.e. all limbs), any defects are a byproduct of YOUR failure and will be subject to a full refund of NS$1,500 per unit.
Once the order is complete and successful without any public exposure, we are to offer a discount of 10% from any bulk orders at SURPLUS S.O.E. outlets, furthermore in exchange we would like to send 5% of all manufactured MKS’s to your country over the next five years for just NS$70 per box of fourteen meals. after which the offer is back to the standard pricing.
These offers are non-negotiable and we wish you a best for future business ventures In acceptance or denial.
Yours,
[REDACTED]
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Postby Tinhampton » Thu Aug 02, 2018 8:07 pm

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the Economic Liberties Federation - private communique:
intended subject: THE NATIONAL SLAVERY BUREAU, ASZ-KOZYAR

from Gertrude Spencer, chief spokesperson for the ELF:
Having read about your operations, I am certain that you would be interested in engaging in contractual renegotation. I am, of course, flexible to your demands as well as our own requests. These renegotiations will - I hope, if you consent to do so - ensure that your employees are prepared for the realities of Asz-Kozyar's workforce and its manifold demands.
As detailed in ELF Briefing Paper #18-2017 "Dedication Is Overrated" (by Vernon Terrence; available on request by sending an SAE to Economic Liberties Federation, 25 Porter Street, Tinhampton, TI2 5AL), the average global worker will soon have to work seven jobs before he turns 60. In the modern world, it is useless to dedicate oneself to one or two activities; double so when there is no proof of your employees carrying any employment in their home nation whatsoever.
Mercantilism has worked out rather well for other countries, bringing with it the joys of hyperinflation, mass hunger and low economic activity. I am still, however, seriously convinced that reform is needed if Asz-Kozyar is to reveal its full economic potential, which starts with our proposed negotiations. Please contact myself, Mrs G. C. Spencer, if you would like to engage in these renegotiations; however, depending on your culture's general attitudes towards women and - if necessary - their employment, Mr M. A. Williamson will be happy to cover.
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