Xarn Cloning - Clones are us.

[Trump Project]

All of the hitlers in stock please.

[2nd Brazilian Empire]

The Emperor is delighted with your items. As part of a trillionaire and mysterious project, our majesty Augusto Lima II would like to purchase:

One Mao Tse-tung
One Jackie Chan
One Wolfgang Mozart
One Margaret Thatcher
One Jiang Xin

The total cost is $2.450.000 NSD.
It's a complete disgrace for our project that Adolf and Torquemada are sold out. The Emperor would be pleased if another warlord or conqueror could be added to your database.

[-Celibrae-]

I'd like to buy ten Frankie Boyles for a grand total of $500 million.

[Xiaxal Xarn]

All of the hitlers in stock please.

Dear Trump Project
Our apologies but we only has enough genetic material to create one Adolf Hitler which has been sold out.

Prince Conrad Xarn

[Xiaxal Xarn]

The Emperor is delighted with your items. As part of a trillionaire and mysterious project, our majesty Augusto Lima II would like to purchase:

One Mao Tse-tung
One Jackie Chan
One Wolfgang Mozart
One Margaret Thatcher
One Jiang Xin

The total cost is $2.450.000 NSD.
It's a complete disgrace for our project that Adolf and Torquemada are sold out. The Emperor would be pleased if another warlord or conqueror could be added to your database.

Dear 2nd Brazilian Empire We are most gratified that the Emperor himself is appreciative of our humble efforts, ans has purchased from us. I am saddened that we were unable to fully supply your needs but are working hard to acquire genetic material for a Joseph Stalin & we are hopeful that of Reinhard Heydrich.
The individuals purchased can be collected from Level 35 at your leisure.

In Friendship
Prince Conrad Xarn

I'd like to buy ten Frankie Boyles for a grand total of $500 million.

Dear Celibrae
We are delighted that you purchased Mr Boyle and hope that he will provide you many happy hours of humour. You may collect from Level 35 at your leisure.

Prince Conrad Xarn

[Trump Project]

All of the hitlers in stock please.

Dear Trump Project
Our apologies but we only has enough genetic material to create one Adolf Hitler which has been sold out.

Prince Conrad Xarn

Any time you have 2 or more hitlers I will purchase

[South Vict]

Dear Trump Project
Our apologies but we only has enough genetic material to create one Adolf Hitler which has been sold out.

Prince Conrad Xarn

Any time you have 2 or more hitlers I will purchase

Hello.

[UniversalCommons]

From: Nana Ohyay, Minister of Technology

We wish to acquire cloned material from leading scientists-- specifically Nicola Tesla, Wilhelm Reich, Burkhard Heim, Vladimir Demikhov, Robert G. Heath, Edward Teller, and Johann Conrad Dippel.

[Xiaxal Xarn]

Dear Trump Project
Our apologies but we only has enough genetic material to create one Adolf Hitler which has been sold out.

Prince Conrad Xarn

Any time you have 2 or more hitlers I will purchase

Dear Trump Project
If we are able to acquire more genetic material we will be happy to grow more, however as cloning is not an exact science, we expect to lose around 1 clone in 3, though often we lose whole batches. However as we are looking to build a customer base I will pass this request on to both the Collectors and the Dark Collectors so we will see what they can recover for me.

Prince Conrad Xarn

Any time you have 2 or more hitlers I will purchase

Hello.

Hello to you South Vict.

Prince Conrad Xarn

From: Nana Ohyay, Minister of Technology

We wish to acquire cloned material from leading scientists-- specifically Nicola Tesla, Wilhelm Reich, Burkhard Heim, Vladimir Demikhov, Robert G. Heath, Edward Teller, and Johann Conrad Dippel.

Dear Minister Ohyay
I have to confess that I had not considered men & women of science. I will set the Collectors onto this and will hopefully soon have some or all of these available.

Prince Conrad Xarn

[Wercas]

i have a request for a clone. How about jonny depp

[The Federation of Kendor]

OOC: Are fictional characters and non-Humans can be cloned and sold too?

[Xiaxal Xarn]

i have a request for a clone. How about jonny depp

Dear Wercas
We will do our best to acquire this genetic material. I will set the Collectors onto this.

Prince Conrad Xarn

OOC: Are fictional characters and non-Humans can be cloned and sold too?

OOC: I am already looking at non-humans /Alien clones as this has been suggested by another player as well. I am tinkering with ideas for fictional characters, but if I do I need to have a 'semi-real' reason for them, which I haven't yet got.

[Xiaxal Xarn]

Good Evening to you our valued customers
I would like to inform you that the store now holds details on 'Private Commissions ' grown from genetic samples provided by your good selves.

Prince Conrad Xarn

[Xiaxal Xarn]

Ladies & Gentlemen
Our customer recording shows that 956 visitors came, saw and left. Did nothing on offer interest your good selves?. we can create private clones on material supplied and as per customer requests we can seek out material to grow clones to your requirements.
Our business can only grow with input from you our potential customers.

Prince Conrad Xarn

[UniversalCommons]

Private Commission
From: Deen Ohyay, Kai Commercial House
To: Prince Xiaxal Xarn
We have acquired the DNA of Buckminister Fuller. We wish to have a clone of Buckminister Fuller brought back as a woman. We are willing to negotiate on the price.

[Xiaxal Xarn]

Private Commission
From: Deen Ohyay, Kai Commercial House
To: Prince Xiaxal Xarn
We have acquired the DNA of Buckminister Fuller. We wish to have a clone of Buckminister Fuller brought back as a woman. We are willing to negotiate on the price.

Dear Dean Ohyay
I am delighted to have received your communication. The changing of genetic material from male to female will be certainly be a challenge. We will require at least two genetic samples. We will charge you $10 million NSD for the clone and can deliver should this be required, otherwise you may collect from city level 75. Should we succeed with both genetic samples the second clone will be free of charge.

Prince Conrad Xarn

[UniversalCommons]

Private Commission
From: Deen Ohyay, Kai Commercial House
To: Prince Xiaxal Xarn
We have acquired the DNA of Buckminister Fuller. We wish to have a clone of Buckminister Fuller brought back as a woman. We are willing to negotiate on the price.

Dear Dean Ohyay
I am delighted to have received your communication. The changing of genetic material from male to female will be certainly be a challenge. We will require at least two genetic samples. We will charge you $10 million NSD for the clone and can deliver should this be required, otherwise you may collect from city level 75. Should we succeed with both genetic samples the second clone will be free of charge.

Prince Conrad Xarn

From: Deen Ohyay, Kai Commercial House
To: Prince Conrad Xarn

We purchased Buckminister Fullers brain from an auction of seized material from the Church of the Arisen Man, an illegal terrorist organization. We also were able to get his left hand which is in a jar of brine along with one of his gonads. We are sending them to you via airship along with $10 million NSD.

[The Western Nazi Order]

We would like to purchase 2 Georgy Zhukov after some questions have been answered. Firstly, what happens if the clones see each other, being that they are clonew of a very intelligent man

[Xiaxal Xarn]

We would like to purchase 2 Georgy Zhukov after some questions have been answered. Firstly, what happens if the clones see each other, being that they are clonew of a very intelligent man

Dear Western Nazi Order
I find it interesting that you are interested in purchasing a Red Army or Communist if you prefer General. As to your question, well we cheat a bit and sub-conciously plant acceptance of their cloned selves. So they will greet each other civilly and talk about their shared interests. Surprisingly they will if put together for a long time develop differences in personalities and individual quirks.

Prince Conrad Xarn

[The Western Nazi Order]

We would like to purchase 2 Georgy Zhukov after some questions have been answered. Firstly, what happens if the clones see each other, being that they are clonew of a very intelligent man

Dear Western Nazi Order
I find it interesting that you are interested in purchasing a Red Army or Communist if you prefer General. As to your question, well we cheat a bit and sub-conciously plant acceptance of their cloned selves. So they will greet each other civilly and talk about their shared interests. Surprisingly they will if put together for a long time develop differences in personalities and individual quirks.

Prince Conrad Xarn

Dear Xarn Cloning,
It would be foolish of us to discount another countries brilliant minds. And after all, he won't really be communist will he? He will be serving the interests of the western nazi order. You do have the ability to make him amenable to us, do you not?

[Xiaxal Xarn]

Dear Xarn Cloning,
It would be foolish of us to discount another countries brilliant minds. And after all, he won't really be communist will he? He will be serving the interests of the western nazi order. You do have the ability to make him amenable to us, do you not?

Dear Western Nazi Order
Well now we can at a certain point in the physical growth subliminally add certain suggestions and ideas. It is a delicate process but yes I can make them amenable to political ideas in principle, but ultimately it will be your rhetoric that will shape his thinking. He will at his core however remain the warrior that he is.

Prince Conrad Xarn

[Xiaxal Xarn]

My dear customers I offer profound apologies for my long abscence. We are working on ideas to improve our service and restructure our stock & sales.
I do hope our current stock will satisfy your requirements.

Prince Conrad Xarn


OOC: I will be working on a new store front that will (I hope) make it easier to find what you need. Until then Keep the sales and suggestions coming in.

[The Raven Technocracy]

Greetings,

The Raven Technate is always on the lookout for new and interesting genetic material. Rather than purchase clones, we would like to purchase genetic material for the following entities:
H. P. Lovecraft
Elvis Presley
Bette Davis
Louise Brooks
We are willing to pay up to 500 million Credits per genetic sample, per person. We will pay double if you can find more genetic material for Amelia Earhart.
If you agree to this proposal, a Technate ship will be sent to collect the samples.

Cordially,
Technocrat-General James Abrasax

[Whiteshore]

The Acadian Republic would like to buy two clone each for the following. We would like to purchase two clones for redundancy purposes so in case one of each clone dies, we still have another one of these two ruthless genius who's brilliant minds we would like to employ:
Georgy Zhukov-500 Million NSDx2
Reinhard Heydrich-500 Million NSDx2
The total cost would be 2 Billion NSD.

[Netherspace]

The Unknown will take two H.P. Lovecrafts, one Mao, and one Elvis.