Lyras is a state that does two things: Fight wars and produce weapons and ammunition to fight those wars.
Lyras has a million times more missiles than he needs to kill every man, woman, and child in any conceivable target.
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by Holy Marsh » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:41 pm

by Unilisia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:43 pm
Holy Marsh wrote:Greater Tezdrian wrote:And how many of these fantastimissiles does Lyras have?
Lyras is a state that does two things: Fight wars and produce weapons and ammunition to fight those wars.
Lyras has a million times more missiles than he needs to kill every man, woman, and child in any conceivable target.
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Laos Refugees » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:43 pm

by Holy Marsh » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:44 pm


by Greater Tezdrian » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:47 pm

by Teccor » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:48 pm
Zetion wrote:Fuck PETA, my meat tastes better knwoing they dont want me to eat it.
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by Maltropia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:50 pm
Greater Tezdrian wrote:The point is, Lyras will not be in the war if I surrender. So his might is irrelevant.

by Greater Tezdrian » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:52 pm

by Maltropia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:57 pm

by Lyras » Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:58 pm
Mokastana: Then Lyras happened.
Allanea: Wanting to avoid fighting Lyras' fuck-huge military is also a reasonable IC consideration
TPF: Who is stupid enough to attack a Lyran convoy?
Sumer: Honestly, I'd rather face Doom's military with Doom having a 3-1 advantage over me, than take a 1-1 fight with a well-supplied Lyran tank unit.
Kinsgard: RL Lyras is like a real life video game character.
Ieperithem: Eighty four. Eighty four percent of their terrifyingly massive GDP goes directly into their military. And they actually know how to manage it. It's safe to say there isn't a single nation that could feasibly stand against them if they wanted it to die.
Yikes. Just... Yikes.

by Lyras » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:18 pm

Mokastana: Then Lyras happened.
Allanea: Wanting to avoid fighting Lyras' fuck-huge military is also a reasonable IC consideration
TPF: Who is stupid enough to attack a Lyran convoy?
Sumer: Honestly, I'd rather face Doom's military with Doom having a 3-1 advantage over me, than take a 1-1 fight with a well-supplied Lyran tank unit.
Kinsgard: RL Lyras is like a real life video game character.
Ieperithem: Eighty four. Eighty four percent of their terrifyingly massive GDP goes directly into their military. And they actually know how to manage it. It's safe to say there isn't a single nation that could feasibly stand against them if they wanted it to die.
Yikes. Just... Yikes.

by Unilisia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:24 pm
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Greater Tezdrian » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:31 pm
Unilisia wrote:Greater Tezdrian, surrender. A Lyran Order landing on your shores is equivalent to a the Death Star blasting off half the planet in a near miss.

by Unilisia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:35 pm

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Novikov » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:19 pm
Greater Tezdrian wrote:The point is, Lyras will not be in the war if I surrender. So his might is irrelevant.

by Greater Tezdrian » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:22 pm
by Emporer Pudu » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:35 pm

by Unilisia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:38 pm
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
by Emporer Pudu » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:40 pm
Unilisia wrote:Why are you guys using an obsolete map ? The Allied occupied zone has moved forward quite a lot since then.

by Unilisia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:41 pm

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
by Emporer Pudu » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:42 pm

by Unilisia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:44 pm

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Kaelmark » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:46 pm
Unilisia wrote:Why are you guys using an obsolete map ? The Allied occupied zone has moved forward quite a lot since then.

by Unilisia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:51 pm
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Kaelmark » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:55 pm
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