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A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]

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Postby Holy Marsh » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:41 pm

Greater Tezdrian wrote:
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By your logic, the Longsword-class can bring back the dead and catalyse the coming of Ragnarok.

And how many of these fantastimissiles does Lyras have?


Lyras is a state that does two things: Fight wars and produce weapons and ammunition to fight those wars.

Lyras has a million times more missiles than he needs to kill every man, woman, and child in any conceivable target.
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Postby Unilisia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:43 pm

Holy Marsh wrote:
Greater Tezdrian wrote:And how many of these fantastimissiles does Lyras have?


Lyras is a state that does two things: Fight wars and produce weapons and ammunition to fight those wars.

Lyras has a million times more missiles than he needs to kill every man, woman, and child in any conceivable target.


That's what happens when you replace a government with a stratocracy. Perfect form of government, in my opinion. Mix in a little bit of eugenics and such... utter perfection.
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Postby Laos Refugees » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:43 pm

I'll gladly stand by G.T if this 'killing of half his population' or 'a end to G.T' goes through, I would gladly prefer that his nation uses slaves then see a genocide of his people.

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Postby Holy Marsh » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:44 pm

I gotta get going. I should be on later tonight. ICly and OOCly, I hope that events don't move at breakneck speed in this tiny absence. :lol:
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:47 pm

The point is, Lyras will not be in the war if I surrender. So his might is irrelevant.
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Postby Teccor » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:48 pm

Maltropia wrote:
Greater Tezdrian wrote:Nonnegotiable. No end to slavery.

Then I suppose we'll have to end GT instead. :meh:

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Postby Maltropia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:50 pm

Greater Tezdrian wrote:The point is, Lyras will not be in the war if I surrender. So his might is irrelevant.

He's here to ensure you end slavery in retribution for you reneging on that agreement, isn't he?


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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:52 pm

Maltropia wrote:
Greater Tezdrian wrote:The point is, Lyras will not be in the war if I surrender. So his might is irrelevant.

He's here to ensure you end slavery in retribution for you reneging on that agreement, isn't he?


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I think he just wants reparations.
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Postby Maltropia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:57 pm

Greater Tezdrian wrote:
Maltropia wrote:He's here to ensure you end slavery in retribution for you reneging on that agreement, isn't he?


-going to bed-

I think he just wants reparations.


Well, we'll see when he posts.

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Postby Lyras » Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:58 pm

Just about done...
Mokastana: Then Lyras happened.

Allanea: Wanting to avoid fighting Lyras' fuck-huge military is also a reasonable IC consideration

TPF: Who is stupid enough to attack a Lyran convoy?

Sumer: Honestly, I'd rather face Doom's military with Doom having a 3-1 advantage over me, than take a 1-1 fight with a well-supplied Lyran tank unit.

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Postby Lyras » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:18 pm

And done :)

'Tis up.
Mokastana: Then Lyras happened.

Allanea: Wanting to avoid fighting Lyras' fuck-huge military is also a reasonable IC consideration

TPF: Who is stupid enough to attack a Lyran convoy?

Sumer: Honestly, I'd rather face Doom's military with Doom having a 3-1 advantage over me, than take a 1-1 fight with a well-supplied Lyran tank unit.

Kinsgard: RL Lyras is like a real life video game character.

Ieperithem: Eighty four. Eighty four percent of their terrifyingly massive GDP goes directly into their military. And they actually know how to manage it. It's safe to say there isn't a single nation that could feasibly stand against them if they wanted it to die.
Yikes. Just... Yikes.

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Postby Unilisia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:24 pm

Greater Tezdrian, surrender. A Lyran Order landing on your shores is equivalent to a the Death Star blasting off half the planet in a near miss.
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:31 pm

Unilisia wrote:Greater Tezdrian, surrender. A Lyran Order landing on your shores is equivalent to a the Death Star blasting off half the planet in a near miss.

I will, do not 'ye worry.
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Postby Unilisia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:35 pm

Greater Tezdrian wrote:
Unilisia wrote:Greater Tezdrian, surrender. A Lyran Order landing on your shores is equivalent to a the Death Star blasting off half the planet in a near miss.

I will, do not 'ye worry.


And to make an even better point, imagine the tiny pieces of asteroidal sand being individually blasted by the Death Star again.... and again... and again... :(
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Postby Novikov » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:19 pm

Greater Tezdrian wrote:The point is, Lyras will not be in the war if I surrender. So his might is irrelevant.

But his allies might not be so willing to walk away. And his allies are collectively mightier than the Lyran forced arrayed against you.
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:22 pm

Novikov wrote:
Greater Tezdrian wrote:The point is, Lyras will not be in the war if I surrender. So his might is irrelevant.

But his allies might not be so willing to walk away. And his allies are collectively mightier than the Lyran forced arrayed against you.

We'll see. Right now, just getting rid of Uni and Lyras would be a great boon.
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Postby Emporer Pudu » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:35 pm

Novikov wrote:
Greater Tezdrian wrote:The point is, Lyras will not be in the war if I surrender. So his might is irrelevant.

But his allies might not be so willing to walk away. And his allies are collectively mightier than the Lyran forced arrayed against you.


They are? Last I counted there were a few million men when you combine them, less then 10 million for sure.

Lyras just dropped almost 40 million. Game over yo.

Also, this is my brigade deployment relative to Kaelmark's most recent deployment, I'm the little green dot.
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Postby Unilisia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:38 pm

Why are you guys using an obsolete map ? The Allied occupied zone has moved forward quite a lot since then.
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Postby Emporer Pudu » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:40 pm

Unilisia wrote:Why are you guys using an obsolete map ? The Allied occupied zone has moved forward quite a lot since then.

Meh, at least you know where we are.

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Postby Unilisia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:41 pm

Emporer Pudu wrote:
Unilisia wrote:Why are you guys using an obsolete map ? The Allied occupied zone has moved forward quite a lot since then.

Meh, at least you know where we are.


True, but it looks different from a tactical perspective :meh:
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Postby Emporer Pudu » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:42 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Emporer Pudu wrote: Meh, at least you know where we are.


True, but it looks different from a tactical perspective :meh:


I'd be happy to add my little green dot to any current maps there are, it took me longer to upload it than it did to edit it lol

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Postby Unilisia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:44 pm

Emporer Pudu wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
True, but it looks different from a tactical perspective :meh:


I'd be happy to add my little green dot to any current maps there are, it took me longer to upload it than it did to edit it lol


Nah, tis fine. Simply being my eccentric self and always expecting perfection :unsure:
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Postby Kaelmark » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:46 pm

Unilisia wrote:Why are you guys using an obsolete map ? The Allied occupied zone has moved forward quite a lot since then.


When I tried to use the newer ones, it saved at a poor resolution. Lyra's stuff was almost unreadable. I just wanted to make my position known and recognizable.

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Postby Unilisia » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:51 pm

Kaelmark wrote:
Unilisia wrote:Why are you guys using an obsolete map ? The Allied occupied zone has moved forward quite a lot since then.


When I tried to use the newer ones, it saved at a poor resolution. Lyra's stuff was almost unreadable. I just wanted to make my position known and recognizable.


Odd. That hasn't been occurring when I edit them.
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Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

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Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

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Postby Kaelmark » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:55 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Kaelmark wrote:
When I tried to use the newer ones, it saved at a poor resolution. Lyra's stuff was almost unreadable. I just wanted to make my position known and recognizable.


Odd. That hasn't been occurring when I edit them.


My program probably sucks. It's like 6 years old. -.-

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