Tezdriani War (OOC thread)

[Greater Tezdrian]

Not in actuality.

You forget that I am bringing over 3 million more soldiers `-`

I am going to rape you with numbers and missiles. I mean, the Unilisian navy is lol-huge just to move the lol-huge military bulk around to take over other countries. In practice, it happens rarely, because conquering an subjugating other races is an utter pain in the ass, but I can still cause a lot of damage and make my demands met.

Which, in this conflict, is give you a mercy killing. Because if Lyras was posting, you'd already be dead.

Maybe I should just surrender. Possibly scrape up a small deal....

[Holy Marsh]

You forget that I am bringing over 3 million more soldiers `-`

I am going to rape you with numbers and missiles. I mean, the Unilisian navy is lol-huge just to move the lol-huge military bulk around to take over other countries. In practice, it happens rarely, because conquering an subjugating other races is an utter pain in the ass, but I can still cause a lot of damage and make my demands met.

Which, in this conflict, is give you a mercy killing. Because if Lyras was posting, you'd already be dead.

Maybe I should just surrender. Possibly scrape up a small deal....

If you make a deal, it could probably get Lyras, Unilisia, and some others to stop and allow you to focus on others.
Did you read the earlier post where I laid out all the Marshite movements?

[Unilisia]

Maybe I should just surrender. Possibly scrape up a small deal....

If you make a deal, it could probably get Lyras, Unilisia, and some others to stop and allow you to focus on others.
Did you read the earlier post where I laid out all the Marshite movements?

I'd definitely stop fighting if a deal was struck. I would, however, like a port

Because I like having port concessions

[Maltropia]

Maltropia will only pull out if it gets a guarantee slavery will end. If I don't get that, the 3rd and 4th Fleets will come in and lend support to the 2nd, and they have troop-carrying capabilities.

[Laos Refugees]

I would allow Lyras to make his big post before drawing up a notice surrender.

Ah, and Maltropia, if a surrender is drawn, you will be destroyed by G.T once everyone else pulls out. Just a little hint for ya.

[Maltropia]

I would allow Lyras to make his big post before drawing up a notice surrender.

Ah, and Maltropia, if a surrender is drawn, you will be destroyed by G.T once everyone else pulls out. Just a little hint for ya.

Really? My nation is older and larger than his, and quite probably capable of defeating his war-torn hulk of a nation. Yes, I recognise he has colonies, but so do I.

[Holy Marsh]

I would allow Lyras to make his big post before drawing up a notice surrender.

Ah, and Maltropia, if a surrender is drawn, you will be destroyed by G.T once everyone else pulls out. Just a little hint for ya.

HM, deal with Lyras or not, won't be pulling out.

[Greater Tezdrian]

I would allow Lyras to make his big post before drawing up a notice surrender.

Ah, and Maltropia, if a surrender is drawn, you will be destroyed by G.T once everyone else pulls out. Just a little hint for ya.

HM, deal with Lyras or not, won't be pulling out.

If Lyras and Unilisia pull out, HM will be easily removed.

[Unilisia]

HM, deal with Lyras or not, won't be pulling out.

If Lyras and Unilisia pull out, HM will be easily removed.

Not really

HM is like... a fundy version of Lyras. With less awesome attached, and lacking the epic beard.

[Maltropia]

HM, deal with Lyras or not, won't be pulling out.

If Lyras and Unilisia pull out, HM will be easily removed.

You realise Maltropia will be hanging on as well, with a very capable naval presence?

[Holy Marsh]

HM, deal with Lyras or not, won't be pulling out.

If Lyras and Unilisia pull out, HM will be easily removed.

I'd take ten million Marshites with vastly superior communications, equipment, mobility, zealotry, air support, naval support, etc. with the ability to increase that force tenfold over your 90 million with no navy, air force, poor communication, and generally in the 'fuck me here' position, even with allies.

That and Allanea and a few others won't leave.

@Uni- My beard may not be as epic, but I do have a capable one. And I crossdress. And pretty much all my equipment is Lyran. So I am less awesome, but so much more UNPREDICTABLE!

[Maltropia]

GT has 90m men? I have 150m. I think he'll have trouble.

[Unilisia]

If Lyras and Unilisia pull out, HM will be easily removed.

I'd take ten million Marshites with vastly superior communications, equipment, mobility, zealotry, air support, naval support, etc. with the ability to increase that force tenfold over your 90 million with no navy, air force, poor communication, and generally in the 'fuck me here' position, even with allies.

That and Allanea and a few others won't leave.

@Uni- My beard may not be as epic, but I do have a capable one. And I crossdress. And pretty much all my equipment is Lyran. So I am less awesome, but so much more UNPREDICTABLE!

Lyras makes my military custom hardware to accommodate for the lack of being human

And... err.... you crossdress ? How old are you ?

[Holy Marsh]

GT has 90m men? I have 150m. I think he'll have trouble.

I have 120m in the military and an extra 400m in the Militia, though the Militia is purely defensive.(I would take the Militia on the defensive against an equal force of US Army Rangers, however.)

@Uni- Twenty-two years of age.

[Unilisia]

GT has 90m men? I have 150m. I think he'll have trouble.

I have 120m in the military and an extra 400m in the Militia, though the Militia is purely defensive.(I would take the Militia on the defensive against an equal force of US Army Rangers, however.)

@Uni- Twenty-two years of age.

I always imagined as a 40 year old Steve Carrell look-alike

Hmm....

[Holy Marsh]

I'll take the Steve Carrell comparison.

[Greater Tezdrian]

I may have been exaggerating with "easily" but anything is possible with enough missiles.

[Laos Refugees]

What do the nations of Holy Marsh and Maltropia plan to do after they conquer G.T?

[Maltropia]

What do the nations of Holy Marsh and Maltropia plan to do after they conquer G.T?

End slavery, I suppose. That's about my only goal here.

[Greater Tezdrian]

What do the nations of Holy Marsh and Maltropia plan to do after they conquer G.T?

End slavery, I suppose. That's about my only goal here.

Nonnegotiable. No end to slavery.

[Unilisia]

I'll take the Steve Carrell comparison.

Your goin' in my dossier. I like you enough not to kill you.

[Anemos Major]

I may have been exaggerating with "easily" but anything is possible with enough missiles.

By your logic, the Longsword-class can bring back the dead and catalyse the coming of Ragnarok.

[Holy Marsh]

I may have been exaggerating with "easily" but anything is possible with enough missiles.

Considering that it would have to be conventional missiles and with the addition of air and naval support, backed up by Manticores that fire Hellions, I probably have the qualitative and operational advantage in terms of missiles. Plus, I will be using two total Longswords, and I think that alone gives me the quantitative edge.XD

@Laos- Dismantle the slave state. We will leave when there is no slavery in the nation and the government outlaws it. How this is accomplished is up to GT in the end- whether it means I kill half of his population and then some ina multi-year campaign or whether it is peaceful, or even whether he 'sneaks' slavery in via indentured servitude.

[Greater Tezdrian]

I may have been exaggerating with "easily" but anything is possible with enough missiles.

By your logic, the Longsword-class can bring back the dead and catalyse the coming of Ragnarok.

And how many of these fantastimissiles does Lyras have?

[Maltropia]

End slavery, I suppose. That's about my only goal here.

Nonnegotiable. No end to slavery.

Then I suppose we'll have to end GT instead.