-=The Free Missourian War=-

[Paddy O Fernature]

NH,ONCE AGAIN
I FIRED MY IGNORE CANNON, SO GOODBYE

or, as the main character of the Die Hard

"Yippy Ki Yay Motherfucker"

(That is not ment to be flame, but just to be a quote)

How is this not supposed to be a flame exactly?

[Demphor]

NH,ONCE AGAIN
I FIRED MY IGNORE CANNON, SO GOODBYE

or, as the main character of the Die Hard

"Yippy Ki Yay Motherfucker"

(That is not ment to be flame, but just to be a quote)

How is this not supposed to be a flame exactly?

That's my question as well.

[United NW Canada]

To all members of this list
I will go with a majority vote.

Since FM cannot in the smallest way be realistic in regards to the posting do we continue?

There are thousands of intelligent mature players that actually know how to RP,

btw FM, been paper and dice RPGs since 1979, and email/thread rps since 1998 so i find it laughable at you giving advice to me and others on how to RP.
education: just finishing my degree in Information Technology while working for a robotics firm here
Military experience: retired with nearly thirty most in NATO and UN postings.

When i write i write not only from creativity but from logic and realism.
I am highly educated and experienced so i find it both laughable and frustrating at your attempts to god mod your way out of situations.

I love this as now you have re-affirmed in the eyes of all that read this thread your unrealistic god modding.

[NERVUN]

Guys, I'd like the temp control to be turned down to low if you would please...

[Demphor]

Guys, I'd like the temp control to be turned down to low if you would please...

Thanks, we needed that.

I say we stop, my head is going to explode, I'll take a break, NW, RP my forces until I come back, could you. Just a small gift.

[United NW Canada]

Guys, I'd like the temp control to be turned down to low if you would please...

Thank you Sir..

i am not mad, just frustrated with childish behavior as well as providing information about myself.

I do appreciate you looking at this though and if you could, i know you are swamped take but if you could take a look at the prior IC posts and if at all possible and your take on them? I do again realize how swamped you mods are and understand if that is not possible.

If you wish me to pull out I will abide by your ruling.

again thank you.

[Dewhurst-Narculis]

Over Hannibal, over 40,000 feet up, 5000lb bombs started to tumble down on the town. The Bombers were aiming for soft targets which were far from residential areas.

To the south the Dewhurstrian Ships were fueling at Mobile Bay while Alabamian Colonial Army was preparing 10,000 men for the siege of Hannibal and the extra 12,500 troops from the Dewhurst-Narculian Army were disembarking from the ships. The Mobile Bay Port Station had been converted into naval base and the troops streamed off the ships and into the station,awaiting orders for the push across, into Missouri.

Further out in the gulf, 60km south of Mobile, the Troop Transports, the DNNV Sedna, the DNNV Phoenix and the DNNV Bearing where sailing along, their old fashioned funnels contrasted against the setting sun. Behind them the DNNV Sunraysia was laboring along. Around them were 5 destroyers and 18 frigates as part of the escort. Although they held 60,000 men they were only the start...

[Crifix]

(ooc ill enter the thread just dont have enought time to type somthing ic)

[Free Missouri]

No more RPing will be considered Valid in my Eyes, you can RP all I Want, but it's not valid... I'm tired of you warmongers attacking me for helping a government stop a terrorist uprising

[Ravine land]

After a vote and the ending of the civil war that has plagued our nation the United States of Ravine Land declares war on Free Missouri and it's allies. We send in 5,000,000 troops and begin to drop our top secret weapon 545 Nerve all over Free Missouri. We also drop 10 of our nuclear weapons on major population centers in FM.

[Dewhurst-Narculis]

OOC:5 million? you would have no troops left in your nation

[Ravine land]

OOC:5 million? you would have no troops left in your nation

I recruited.

[Dewhurst-Narculis]

Lets take this back to the OOC thread then

[Me and not any of You]

(sigh) another good thread ruined by imature rpers

[Psycosa]

Psycosan Air Force mercilessly carpet bombs the capital of Paddy O Fernature, then the large Tank Squad of the Psycosan Army comes in and attacks Paddy O Fernature ground forces

Psycosan Armed Forces: 100,000 (New Nation, still building army)
(Ground Forces: 50,000
Air Force: 25,000
Navy: 25,000)
there i fixed it

[United NW Canada]

Really? Really? do you really think that is at all realistic?

leaving thread due to unrealistic noob god modder infestation.

really wish NS had a section of thread for 21+ only

[Dewhurst-Narculis]

Really? Really? do you really think that is at all realistic?

leaving thread due to unrealistic noob god modder infestation.

really wish NS had a section of thread for 21+ only

What about the sensible 17yos?

[United NW Canada]

Really? Really? do you really think that is at all realistic?

leaving thread due to unrealistic noob god modder infestation.

really wish NS had a section of thread for 21+ only

What about the sensible 17yos?

i have gimp and photoshop.. can cook you an id

[Dewhurst-Narculis]

mmmm.... nice! lets cut out the OOC chat though

[New Hayesalia]

Really? Really? do you really think that is at all realistic?

leaving thread due to unrealistic noob god modder infestation.

really wish NS had a section of thread for 21+ only

What about the sensible 17yos?

Or us powerful 14 yos?

[Psycosa]

Really? Really? do you really think that is at all realistic?

leaving thread due to unrealistic noob god modder infestation.

really wish NS had a section of thread for 21+ only

dude, Godmoding is the only thing im trying not to do

[New Hayesalia]

This thread is now officially dead to me. Free Missouri, you've gotten out of this one. I maintain power as the OP of the original thread, so here's the situation.

IC: A strange occurence had occured. When a New Hayesalian EMP and Free Missourian missile had met, the world became green. Bright, vivid green. Scientists later hypothesised it to be the "Peace" effect, and it retconned each country's full military to their original bases. An amazing thing...

[Sintas]

To whom It may concern:

The soldiers that attacked us were wearing this symbol,
http://m.nationstates.net/images/flags/ ... 129519.jpg
I understand these may be renegade soldiers, but look what they did to our town:
http://photoserver.ws/images/k7pz4cfbb6b61d685.jpg
I am sorry, but in any case, we have declared war on you.
Sincerely,
John Whaterson

[Paddy O Fernature]

After a vote and the ending of the civil war that has plagued our nation the United States of Ravine Land declares war on Free Missouri and it's allies. We send in 5,000,000 troops and begin to drop our top secret weapon 545 Nerve all over Free Missouri. We also drop 10 of our nuclear weapons on major population centers in FM.

Ignored for 3 reasons.

Godmod, Noob Nuke Spam, number wanking. In the future, please read the NS stickies and use Nseconomy to figure out a defence budget. Also 5% of your total population MAX! can be in your military. Anything more then that would cripple your economy.

Also, the higher % you have the crappier your troops are. 5%=Conscripts poorly armed and equiped while 1%= Highly trained professional soldiers fully equiped.

Psycosan Air Force mercilessly carpet bombs the capital of Paddy O Fernature, then the large Tank Squad of the Psycosan Army comes in and attacks Paddy O Fernature ground forces
(Image)
Psycosan Armed Forces: 100,000 (New Nation, still building army)
(Ground Forces: 50,000
Air Force: 25,000
Navy: 25,000)
there i fixed it

Ignored for several reasons, mainly extreme god mod.

To be frank, to point out all the flaws in this would take all day. So here is a dirty rundown:
1: Take a look at my national map in my factbook. How did your tanks invade exactly? Rofl
2: My capital is in the center of my country. Good luck getting ANYTHING near it.
3: How did all these forces magically appear out of thin air?
4: You have NO logistical.. anything.
5: You are not even a fraction of my nations size in military or economic might. You have 6 million people, with an economy about as strong as a 3rd world country. Hell, my transportation budget is more then your entire budget doubled.

Since you are new, I would suggest you read the NS stickies before you attempt to RP anything anywhere on this site. (See above for more guidelines)

Also I have requested that this thread be closed do to the fact that to fix this thread would be too much of a headache at the moment.

[NERVUN]

Locked at OP request. Remember folks, the stickies are your friends.