School Daze (closed)

[Warhaven]

"I'll mention something about kissing a snake to make it go away, just mention that it felt good afterwards. See, I was required to do some of Aunt Lust's homework assignments, I already know interesting things, thanks to the educational videos I had to write a report on, and just the right amount of innuendo to make it seem believable." Karesh said quietly.

[The Floor Kippers]

"Ah, I see," William replied quietly, "And they'll come rushing over to put a stop to that sort of thing.... Let's do it."

[Warhaven]

"Huh, Aunt Lust was right, if you kiss a Trouser Snake, it'll go away after leaving some venom behind." Karesh said loudly.

"You do that in a private room, not out here in a tent!" Pondera said from his tent.

Which made Karesh blush and break out into bales of helpless laughter, not expecting that response in the slightest.

"Besides, you couldn't of possibly done it that quickly, it usually takes a good ten minutes." Jezeel replied.

"Eww!" Was the general response from the girls.

"Then you'll just have think of some other way to get us, we may have been born at night, but it wasn't last night." Pondera said

[The Floor Kippers]

William laughed too.
"It's a fair cop Karesh," He said, "We've been out manoeuvred by the professionals."

Charlie meanwhile was stifling his laughter with his tail.

"That's right William Miller," Carol said, "You can't pull the wool over our eyes."

[Warhaven]

"Now, go to sleep, or I'm casting a sleep spell of such high level, even Sam would be out like a light." Pondera said.

"Well, I'm going to sleep like a baby." Sara promised.

"Oh, you're going to wake up every other hour crying?" Garthox asked.

[The Floor Kippers]

"No silly," Susan said, "She's going to sleep in a cot."

[Warhaven]

The older girls resumed kissing practice until they got tired and fell asleep. Karesh got particularly daring and took her top clean off. Ziella meanwhile let her hands wander south.

.....

The Kipperese and Earth Gods would arrive first, to catch Sam and Nyx red handed, kissing.

[The Floor Kippers]

Much to the surprise and delight of their loved ones.
....
"Don't mind us, young lovers," Sir Nigel chuckled, "I've had Androzani and Gallifrey smooching all the way here anyway. Seems to be the season for it."

"The masters were doing it too," Gallifrey said in a tone of voice mocking an indignant teenager.

"Yes well I expect better of a several Billion year old god and goddess," Nigel said in the mock tone of a stern parent.

[Warhaven]

"Oh quite sorry about that old boy, when your wife has seven heads it can get rather difficult to pay attention to them all equally. And of course when your delightfully senile, you forget where you were and have to start again." Bahamut said, appearing with Tiamet.

Draconus simply let loose with a long sigh, as if he really didn't want to be hearing this conversation, Diella meanwhile shot a look at Telos which clearly indicated that she thought practicing kissing was a jolly good idea they should try themselves sometime.

Pondera appeared, followed by Sarah Angel, then Sara, Both girls busty fixing their tops.

[The Floor Kippers]

Telos shot back a look saying that he agreed that it was a good idea.

William arrived with them, his feathers looking a little ruffled.

"Oh, a camping trip is it?" Gryphox asked with a chuckle.

"Something like that," Carol said, fixing her own top.

[Warhaven]

"Did Susan get lost?" Pondera asked, looking around to make sure she'd arrived too.
"She remembered to make an Avatar, didn't she?" Sarah Angel asked.

[The Floor Kippers]

As they said that, Susan appeared, bleary eyed.

"Why do we have to meet at such silly hours?" She yawned, "Unlike the rest of you lot fumbling around, I fell asleep."

[Warhaven]

"Susan, that's why we make avatars. I'm still back at camp fast asleep, so are the rest of us." Pondera said.

"You didn't really think we attend such late night meetings in our real bodies, did you? Heavens no sister, we've still got to get some sleep." Sarah Angel said.

"You remember how to make an Avatar?" Sara asked.

[The Floor Kippers]

"Yes" Susan said, "I just, forgot to make one before the meeting. Had to wake up and make it."

[Warhaven]

"Ok then." Pondera said. He turned to Sam and Nyx, who were still lip wrestling.

"Good gods man, come up for some air!" He exhorted, to get them to stop.

"Breath man, BREATH!" Bahamut added.

"Oh, when did you all get here?" Sam asked, feigning innocence.

"Yeah, I'm not believing it." Sara said.

"Well, good, because we were combining our powers to secure more information." Sam said.

"Which brings me to the reason we're all here. The Burning Sands of Callistra, it has been spotted in our Multi-verse." Pondera said.

"Not only that, but Callistra formally declared war when I refused to go home, at some point between when we got here, and when the rest of you did. He contacted us directly." Nyx said.

[The Floor Kippers]

"War eh?" Nigel said thoughtfully.

"I know what you're thinking Nigel," Jenny Flect said, "They must think they have a pretty big ace up their sleeves to pull a stunt like that."

"They must be certain of their victory," Androzani said, "Only a fool would declare war on an enemy that size when he is not certain of victory."

"From what I've heard, the man is a fool," Susan said.

"I've heard that too," Gryphox said, "We have a very zealous patriarchy on our hands from the whisperings I've heard. Who knows what crazy stunts they may pull."

"Nyx might know," Gallifrey said.

[Warhaven]

"He has demonstrated the ability to divide into his aspects, and have them function as separate entities from himself. As for his abilities, all I remember, is sand, so much sand, more than an ocean's worth, and a howling rage I've never heard the like of again. Military wise, his people use Scimitars, wear cloth. Those guns Sam was showing me could probably mow down Callistra's entire army, with just the unit strength of a regiment. But, the people aren't the problem. It's The Sand Demons. I've only ever seen one, heard whisperings of others. They don't care where they strike, who they hurt, or what they destroy, for they are driven only by The Will of Callistra, which manifests as a giant scary sand demon." Nyx said.

[The Floor Kippers]

"I wonder," James said, "Would it be possible to glass the sands of Callistra? With some sort of massive heat strike."

[Warhaven]

"The Burning Sands are on fire already, hence the name, The Burning Sands. How much hotter does it get, unless under the direct gaze of Callistra." Nyx said.

She concentrated, and produced an image. Fire flickered across the sands. White fire filled the sky, around four massive yellow suns. The people only lived in spots where there was no fire. Pondera got heat exhaustion just looking at it.

"The White fire is my mother, the four suns are my father, Callistra." Nyx said.

[The Floor Kippers]

"Trust me, there are hotter things," James said.

"Lets say we go the opposite route then," Brian suggested, "It seems like your father is killing the land. That image makes the Sahara Desert look like the Arctic. I think a cool down is in order, perhaps a rainy season."

"We can deal with that after we have ended the war," Quarra said, "I think we could use James' idea against the sand demons."

[Warhaven]

"Well, when the Sand Demons come, I'll let you know." Nyx promised.

She thought.

"What's the artic, cool down, and rainy season?" She asked.

Sarah Angel promptly threw a snowball at Nyx, who looked like she was about to suffer a fatal heart attack.

"I think we found something." Sam said, holding Nyx close to help her warm up.

[The Floor Kippers]

"Oh, well done sweetie," Quarra said, giving Brian a kiss.

"We have indeed," Nigel said.

"Ice Dragons!" Androzani exclaimed.

[Warhaven]

"But, Callistra will probably adapt." Nyx managed hoarsely.

"If I could just get ahold of some of The Burning Sands, I could attune Nature to actively fight The Burning Sands wherever it appeared. Sort of like a self-sufficient sentry." Sarah Angel said.

[The Floor Kippers]

"More like an anti-body," Quarra said.

"So you need someone to go on a suicidally dangerous mission to collect some burning sands?" Nigel asked.

[Warhaven]

"Maybe, it depends on factors we don't know, like where, exactly, The Burning Sands is at, at the moment." Nyx said.
"Can you even get in?" Sam added.
"Can you open the door?" A female voice said over the intercome.

"Yeah, can you open the door, wait, what?" Sam asked, thrown off by the unexpected interruption.