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Postby Warhaven » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:29 am

"An odd question to think up following such a discussion, but, are women allowed to enjoy, being with men, here?" Nyx asked, blushing.

"Yes, infact we're rather quite looking forward to it. The adults make it sound like such fun." Sara said, to which Jezeel simply smiled.

Nyx hung her head in shame, a tear falling out of her eye.

"Now, it's just a question, we have a general policy of openness and honesty around here." Karesh said gently.

"No, it's not that. Calistra forbids women to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh, and to insure they don't, we are, cut, as little girls to insure we don't. All we know is pain, and it is not uncommon to die from the experience, or from giving birth." Nyx said.

"How horrid. Good thing you're seeing Kalia tomorrow. She'll fix you right up." Pondera declared.

"Kalia, Xilanthese? Wife to the man that never shuts up? He whose name is forbidden to be spoken for fear he might suddenly appear and explain something?" Nyx asked, curious.

"I see Xos's reputation has proceeded him." Pondera said, grinning.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:11 am

"I knew that already," Charlie chuckled, "The amount of times his name has gotten my out of situations with locals is scary. You don't see them for dust sometimes."
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

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Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:20 am

"Calistra forbids any from speaking to him, or his 11 cohorts." Nyx said.

"There's 12 of them now." Pondera said.

"Wow, I'm going to break my father's rules, the big ones! This settles it, I simply can't go back, I like freedom. Are you sure she can fix me?" Nyx asked.

"If she can bring the dead back to life, she can fix you." Pondera promised.

"She's done it before to other women." Jezeel said.

"The start to my tenth year of life today, and it promises a great and better year than any before." Nyx enthused.

"Wait, today's your birthday?" Pondera asked.

"Yes, the normal age to send a girl off to her husband." Nyx said.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:22 am

"Well why didn't you say?" Carol asked, "Everyone deserves a celebration on their birthday!"
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:37 am

"Well, I'm going to have to go whip up one of my fancy ultra-deluxe cakes. Do you like chocolate?" Jezeel asked.

"What's chocolate?" Nyx asked.

"A girl's best friend." Sarah Angel grinned.

"Well, I'll bake a cake I learned how to make by eating it at the Hotel Birmingham. Hmm, I think I'll modify the recipie though, really give you a taste of chocolate." Jezeel promised.

"On a girl's birthday, if she is in good favor, she is permitted the steak of a Clactropieze." Nyx said.

"What kind of a creature is that?" Jezeel asked.

"A giant shelled bug we hunt for meat." Nyx said.

"I see. Any other birthday traditions?" Pondera asked.

"We get a taste of wine, but that's it." Nyx said.

"Well, no. No wine. Not until your older." Pondera decided, as Jezebel and Ziella snuck off to take care of the steak and a few other dishes. Jezeel went into the kitchen behind them.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:40 am

"I must apologise for the lack of Birthday presents," Charlie said to Nyx, "Had we known we'd have surely got you something."
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"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:45 am

"I did not know beforehand that girls received presents. I didn't know until this morning that newlywed girls received wedding presents. Heck, I don't know what more I could possibly need." Nyx protested

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:47 am

"Well," Carol said, "Usually for their birthday, we get the girls some nice clothes, or they give us a list of the things they would like."

"Like for her last birthday, Victoria asked for an anvil of her own," Charlie said.
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:52 am

"I don't know what I would like though. I wanted to be able to be the wife my husband wanted, and apparently I've got a lot of work to do for that." Nyx explained.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:53 am

"Well I'm sure by your eleventh Birthday, you'll have things that you want," Carol said.
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"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:09 am

"maybe." Nyx said.

"definitely. While you adjust on the big things, we'll help with the small things too, helping you try different things to decide who you want to be, and what sort of things you like. By next year, you'll have a strong sense of these things, and we'll know you a lot better too, especially for things like fashion." Sara said.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:12 am

"She's right," Charlie said, "Even the computer at the Ministry of Inter-Species relations has a birthday list."
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:19 am

"I." Sam said, but stopped, blushing furiously, head hidden behind his wings.

"Oh, you can't hide that from me Sam. You want to give Nyx a kiss as a birthday present." Karesh said grinning, spilling the beans.

"What's a kiss?" Nyx asked, Jezeel, Ziella, and Jezebel coming out.

"DANIEL!" Sarah Angel hollered, causing her boyfriend to appear.

"This is a kiss." Sara said. Then each of the girls kissed their special someone.

Nyx stared open mouthed.

"Pfft. What is this, Amateur Hour? That's not a kiss, this is a kiss." Pondera asked as the girls broke off a minute later.

Then he proceeded to give Carol one of his best kisses ever. Not to be out done, Jezeel grabbed Charlie for an equal incredible kiss.

Nyx was stunned speechless.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:22 am

Still reeling from Karesh's kiss William was caught by the edge of his mother's wings as the opened out as Pondera kissed her.
Meanwhile Charlie's tail did it's usual trick of entwining with Jezeel's.
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:28 am

"Couples in love enjoy that." Sam explained.

Nyx turned to Sam, incase he decided to go ahead and do it.

"Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!" The girls cheered, as did Aspari and Daniel.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:30 am

"Go on, go for it!" Dexal, William, Carol and Charlie cheered.
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:35 am

Oh what the heck." Nyx and Sam said, then went into a kiss so incredible it literally blew Sam's feathers off and knocked all his fur off.

"WOW!" The girls said in unison.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:37 am

"Blimey," Dexal said, "That must have been some kiss."
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:42 am

"I know not how to measure its quality. But I gave it my best effort." Nyx said.

Sam meanwhile was grinning, and utterly senseless.

"Yeah, it was incredible." Jezeel said smiling, and took Jezebel and Ziella back with her to resume cooking.

"Hmm. I'm going to have to try giving you one that incredible later." Pondera said to Carol.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:49 am

"I look forwards to it," Carol said with a sly grin.

"I think I'll try it with Jezeel too," Charlie said to himself.
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:55 am

"Oh, you have to be careful then. My scales suddenly feel itchy and loose. I'm sure hers will too afterwards." Nyx warned.

"That, was a kiss." Sam breathed finally.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:57 am

"I'll bare that in mind," Charlie said.

"I'm apprehensive about what a kiss like that will do to you," Carol said to Pondera.
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:01 am

"I'll probably be rendered as senseless as Sam for awhile."

"No wonder you all like kissing so much. It was like Paradise, wrapped in Nirvana, sealed in a pocket of Joy." Sam explained.

That good?" Nyx said.

"I'm never letting you go now." Sam said.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:05 am

"Yes Sam," Carol said, "That is what it feels like, though it doesn't usually have those outward affects."
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:16 am

"Now mom. You, William, and Sarah Angel pop your wings open. You know I've always been over the top, so doesn't it make the tiniest bit of sense that'd be true here as well? Let's just hope Susan is shockingly normal." Sam said, using magic to return his feathers and fur.

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