Commie-Fascie War (Closed|Attn: GWO-Other Commies & Fascies)

[Kagetora]

The CKS Kintora knifed through the water alongside hundreds of other ships that comprised the Kagetorian fleet. As per regulation when invading another nation, SONAR and RADAR were fully operating. Specially modified YAL-10 aircraft were flying above the fleet, providing cover from tactical missiles. Based on constantly updated satellite imaging, missiles and aircraft were already being launched from the vessels of Volzgrad and the Grand World Order.

Encryption Level: High
To: Commanders of Allied Fleets

This is Tokugawa Inari, requesting permission to form up with allied craft.

(Wow. Shitty post. Don't really know what to put.)

[Bengera]

OOC: just waiting for the UAE to respond to my posts....

[United Austral States]

OOC: Firstly, the map of the UAE, feel free to put it in the opening post if you wish Martilia >>> http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee17 ... UAEMap.gif
Secondly, Bengera: I'm making two assumptions. One, that you've left my capital alone for the time being, as I believe immediately bombing it is not allowed (though correct me if I'm wrong folks). Secondly, I'm going to assume you've invaded from the South, in Auchdeftan State.

Official Response of Lord Emperor Arichten II, to the Communist Occupiers
Bengeran aggressors, we give you one final warning. I stand here today to give you a choice, withdraw from the UAE, and accept or a ceasefire, or stay, and accept death. You have pushed deep into our Southern territories, and to what avail? Pathetic land, used by little within our Empire. Your forces smashed through our defences in the South, and yet you think you won a victory? Ha! 20 years ago my father crushed Auchdeftan with ease when he formed the Empire from the old Confederacy, it is no glorious victory to do so again, for the State there is weak, only in the beginning stages of modernisation to the standards of the North. Let it be known, the fury of the Austral Legions will know no bounds. For many within the Legions, you have taken their rightful lands, and they will fight the harder for it!

True enough, you destroyed the garrisons. Yet right now, one hundred thousand of the finest troops to grace these lands are surrounding your meagre forces. We know this land, you do not. We will fight you on the plains, along the rivers and the beaches, within the mountains that border our magnificent capital, and we will be victorious. You think you can simply destroy SENTRIES, and claim victory? Ha! Folly! You are fools, scum, nothing but Communist weeds, crawling from the ocean to leech from all that is pure and strong. Our nation, our greatest race and I myself will see to it that you will suffer a defeat on our land so great your nation will never recover. I repeat, surrender now, and perhaps you can go help your feeble Martilian allies from the onslaught of the Grand World Order, or fight and die.

UAE High Command

"Ready the 1st Legion, they must be prepared to strike at the Bengeran forces as soon as we need them to. Order the 23rd to Dascous to reinforce our positions, the pigs may try to hit us from another angle."
"Yes my Lord," uttered the general. "However, may I also recommend the 19th and 34th move to establish twin lines of defence along the mountains in the centre of your Empire? If Bengera reinforces their Southern attack, we may have to pull the 1st back to a defensive line to prevent overly large casualties."
"Certainly," replied the Emperor. "Do you think the 1st can claim a victory in Auchdeftan? Are we being realistic here?"
"Yes, the 1st is the elite of the Legions. They have the best equipment we can manufacture and the best training the Haar can provide. With the forces Bengera has stationed in the South at the moment, the 1st will reclaim the area within a week. Again though, as stressed by my Brother General, we need the defensive line in case Bengera reinforces there. It's either that or send more Legions, but logistically a defensive strategy is more economical. We know the land, we can hold it if we need to. At any rate, our forces are more numerous than those of the scumbags. Unless they can some big allies helping them quickly, we'll destroy them through sheer attrition."
"Excellent. Send out your orders general..."

[Bengera]

"They have asked for a ceasefire, sir," the Minister of Foreign Affairs said to Nicholas Trotshev.

Nicholas raised his eyebrows and looked at the Minister. "Tell them we accept," he said, "Only if we are allowed to occupy all the areas we have captured. In the meantime," Nicholas muttered, "We need to reinforce our positions."

"Sir," a military commander said, "Intelligance reports have informed us that the United Austral States have reinforced their positions in Dascous, so that means our earlier plans of invading through that province have been halted. In the Auchdeftan State, where we invade the United Austral States from, they have also invaded." The man stopped reading his papers and from a more personal point of view said, "Sir, it would be pointless and futile if we continued to fight just in the Auchdeftan State. We need to send several units to invade through different places in the United Austral States. From the map I have of the United Austral States, their land is very mountainous, and will be very hard to conquer."

The order was given to send 950,000 more troops invading through the Auchdeftan State. They were instructed to meet up with the other troops that had initially invaded. They were also told to use a scorched earth tactic, if they capture any area previously occupied by the United Austral States, then they were to destroy it. Set it on fire. Anything to leave it destroyed.

"Anything made by the fascist scum is garbage," stated Nicholas Trotshev, "And it must be destroyed."

[Seculartopia]

Official Message from The Dictatorship of Seculartopia

Seculartopia would like to offer to send Martilla aid in any of its military-
250,000 Soldiers
35,000 Elite Guard
15 Submarine Fleet

Signed,
The Dictator-President

[Bengera]

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[Seculartopia]

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[Bengera]

"Sir," a military commander reported to Nicholas Trotshev, "It has been confirmed. After long hours of fighting, we've been able able to reach the first round of mountains in the Auchdeftan State. Our troops, to celebrate their victory, took a drink from the water in the river that is in the mountains. It has been dubbed, 'The Battle of South Auchdeftan'".

He waited for a response from Nicholas.

"That is disgusting," Nicholas fumed, "I want to have conquered the whole Auchdeftan State sooner."

The commander sighed, "While, I've gotta hand it to them. They put up an amazing fight. By my earlier estimates, I figured that by now we would be entering the Estetchtun State, and will have taken the capital within a few days. Don't underestimate the United Austral States. We haven't yet gotten a response on the ceasefire counter-offer, so we will continue the invasion."

Nicholas just whistled, "Come back later and inform me when more happens."

[Bengera]

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[The Grand World Order]

((OOC: Waiting on Martilia.))

[Bengera]

((I'm waiting on the United Austral States))

[United Austral States]

"Sir," a military commander reported to Nicholas Trotshev, "It has been confirmed. After long hours of fighting, we've been able able to reach the first round of mountains in the Auchdeftan State. Our troops, to celebrate their victory, took a drink from the water in the river that is in the mountains. It has been dubbed, 'The Battle of South Auchdeftan'".

He waited for a response from Nicholas.

"That is disgusting," Nicholas fumed, "I want to have conquered the whole Auchdeftan State sooner."

The commander sighed, "While, I've gotta hand it to them. They put up an amazing fight. By my earlier estimates, I figured that by now we would be entering the Estetchtun State, and will have taken the capital within a few days. Don't underestimate the United Austral States. We haven't yet gotten a response on the ceasefire counter-offer, so we will continue the invasion."

Nicholas just whistled, "Come back later and inform me when more happens."

Official Message from Emperor James Arichten II to the Communist Agitator Scum

Bengera, your troops have fought impressively. You forced the 1st to retreat, no small feat. However that is one Legion, we have many more where that came from. You ask a ceasefire? I propose a counter-offer, you leave the UAE completely, and in return we will establish sound economic ties with your pathetic nation as well as abstain from any military agression against Martilia for the duration of the war. Let's face it, your economy will not be able to handle the war much longer; our's will. So, you have the opportunity now to leave our lands, and perhaps help your scumbag of an ally Martilia against the might of the GWO. This is our final offer, if you refuse, prepare to be destroyed. The UAE does not tolerate weakness inside the state, and we will not have you continue to stain our pure land with your interbred blood.

Hail the Reüch!

[Bengera]

To: United Austral States
From: Bengera

All we want is a ceasefire as long as we can occupy the South part of the Auchdeftan State-is that too much to ask?

Don't worry, our economy can survive it. We survive on foreign imports, as well as a few exports of what we have. Massive amounts of money are donated to us. Trust me-we can do it.

Come back with a response of whether or not you accept.

[United Austral States]

Official Imperial Response to Bengeran Demands

Bengera, the Emperor, in his endless wisdom, will allow Bengera to occupy Auchdeftan State below the Anghariz Mountains and the Auchdeftan River. However, this is subject to complete compliance with the following Imperial demands.

1) No more than 100,000 Bengeran troops are to be located in the occupying lands.
2) Bengera is to immediately withdraw from the Martilian War
3) Bengera shall give 65% of any profits garnered from the land, anything on the land and anything to be placed on the land while Auchdeftan is under occupation
4) Bengera shall recognise Emperor James Arichten II as the rightful Head of State while it is under occupation

If, and only if these demands are met, the UAE in all its splendour will allow your filthy rabble of a nation to occupy our land. If Bengera refuses any such demand, feel free to leave immediately, or your military, your people and your nation as a whole WILL suffer at our hands.

[Bengera]

To: United Austral States
From: Bengera

We accept all of these turns. All but 100,000 troops have been withdrawn from the part of the Auchdeftan State we will be occupying. Thank you for allowing us to do this.

[The World Soviet Party]

The f-16s then to the back of the MiGs and fired 5 SCUD missiles at the MiGs.

what is this i dont even

WAT

[North-Point]

The Frasan pilots started to giggle at the supposed assault from the Martilan planes.

"Those f***king MiG's are pieces of junk, do they really think the can fight us?"

As the Frasan prepared for the assualt, their own AWACS plane came from the FSS Veroiu. This was going to be cake.

[North-Point]

Oh by the way, everything about this thread fails and everyone posting in it is a serious dipshit.

Go read some books! Hell, even Tom Clancy could tell you that F-16s are NOT capable of launching SCUD missiles, you fucking teenagers!

[Sorgan]

Oh by the way, everything about this thread fails and everyone posting in it is a serious dipshit.

Go read some books! Hell, even Tom Clancy could tell you that F-16s are NOT capable of launching SCUD missiles, you fucking teenagers!

OOC: If you value your nation i suggest you stop flameing

[Bazhaa]

[North-Point]

To Sorga: You're a faggot.

[North-Point]

Oh by the way, everything about this thread fails and everyone posting in it is a serious dipshit.

Go read some books! Hell, even Tom Clancy could tell you that F-16s are NOT capable of launching SCUD missiles, you fucking teenagers!

OOC: If you value your nation i suggest you stop flameing

Please, invade me... I can't wait to just write "IGNORE BECAUSE OP IS A DUMBFUCK" in your thread.

[Saint Clair Island]

While the AWACS Plane and F-16s firing scuds were pretty amusing, I'm still rather partial to this post:

Nicholas Trotshev sighed and then heard the Minister of Foreign Affairs.

"Mr. Trotshev," the Minister said, "The fascist-communist war drags on. You need to help. Show that communism rules. Show that Bengera is a stable, strong country."

Nicholas looked at the military commander standing beside the Minister. "Order 1,230,000 troops to invade The Empire of United Austral States. Invade-right now."

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At Nicholas' order, the troops declared war and along with materials needed for the war, they invaded Austral Stares. The M1 Abrams tanks along with F-15 Eagle planes were mainly used.

"Ladies and Gentleman," Nicholas said, "Welcome to war."

Welcome to war, indeed. Threads like this have always been a far greater source of comedy than all the TIORs and Kaukolastans in the world.

[North-Point]

I also love the scales of the wars that take place between these tiny backwater countries. I wonder if these guys know what it would take to properly train, equip, and arm 1,230,000 men? I'm assuming that these idiots use all the new bullshit Tacticool weaponry from Futureweapons, too, since the phrase "The M1 Abrams tanks along with F-15 Eagle planes were mainly used." Something defense contractors never really talk about is just how expensive all this shit costs.

Being totally serious, the people RPing here are wanking big time. Movies and video games have so affected most kids' knowledge of how the military (and their respective countries) operate that saying things like, "INVADE THEM RIGHT NOW" is completely acceptable. There is not a single military on the planet that can stage an expeditionary operation RIGHT NOW with no prior planning, exercises, or contingency plans, and I have a feeling that realism doesn't cross these guys' minds when they write this garbage.

Ask someone to set up a military on NS and all you get is "I HAVE 400 NIMITZ CARRIERS AND I USE THE LATEST CALL OF DUTY GUNS LOL". I love reading threads where the belligerents are using FN/FALs, Kalashnikovs or G3s... because, guess what, your firearm can shoot discarding sabot fin stabilized high explosive penetrator airburst rounds, but as soon as your batteries run out, you are well and truly fucked. Be as Tacticool as you want; I'll stick with utter reliability, etc.

But this is all a moot point because proper RPing is never enforced on this forum which allows idiots like Bengera and Frasas to reign supreme with their SCUD launching F-16s!