A decleration of war against the The Empire of Tezdrian

[Communtopia]

We, the Congress of the Communtopian People, in retaliation against the Tezdrian Empire's comment of our nation (describing it as 'so backward that its scary') declare war against the Tezdrian Empire. We shall immediately dispatch our troops to thier grounds to destroy their nation, but, being enlighted and benevolent people, we shall give them 20 days to apologise for this careless comment before commencing.



The Communtopian People's Navy's largest ship, the armed with 150 cannons.



The Communtopian People's Infantry

[Communtopia]

The Communtopian People's Cavalry

[Reijvajik]

[PLEASE stop doing this... D:]

[Cabickstan]

We ask that you please stop these threats or action will be took against your country with 50,000 troops.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

OOC: Is this a Modern Time or a Past Time Roleplay?

[Birkaine]

OOC: If it's not PT then...

The Birkanian Army Aviation deploys a single Mil Mi-28 helicopter.

[Communtopia]

OOC: Is this a Modern Time or a Past Time Roleplay?

We are a modern nation and we resent your calling our army 'past time'. Our army is not antique, nor is it inadequate. Our proud nation will forgive you for your careless mistake this time.

[Hioloa]

[Communtopia is so backwards its scary ]

[Communtopia]

OOC: If it's not PT then...

The Birkanian Army Aviation deploys a single Mil Mi-28 helicopter.

Bloody hell, what the devil is that giant piece of metal doing floating in the sky?

[Spartan Philidelphia]

OOC: That was an Out of Character post. I'm talking to the person behind the nation, not the nation itself...

IC:

Official...whatever

We have recieved your completely random message. We have not said anything to you about your primitive army. Its so backwards, its SCARY.

[Chetssaland]

Offical bla bla bla from Chetssaland

Oh my God look at dem soldiers. Sure look mean and rough. We surrender to you allmighty overlord, just teach us your ways of technology.

[Madhistan]

OOC: If it's not PT then...

The Birkanian Army Aviation deploys a single Mil Mi-28 helicopter.

Bloody hell, what the devil is that giant piece of metal doing floating in the sky?

This is called a helicopter. It is used to transport things or people through the air. Snice this is a military helicopter, it can shoot things, like your bows and arrows, only much more effectively and destructively.

[The Godly Nations]

Communtopia, give peace and Jesus a chance

[Ostronopolis]

We also deploy a single helicopter

[Belkaland]

The Principality of Belkaland, in support of the Commonwealth of Birkaine, hereby deploys the 666th Army, constiting of the following.


Mattias Nellson

The 666th Army will have at their disposal 1 Mi-35 Hind.


May God have mercy on your souls, as Mattias will not.

[The Emmerian Unions]

We send Jack Bauer Freeman with his wepon and his motorcycle to take over Communtopia.


Jack Bauer Freeman firing his wepon.


Jack Bauer Freeman's motorcycle.

[Birkaine]

Attention all involved parties:
Cummuntopia season is now officially open. The belligerents will participate with their helicopters, and attempt to down as many enemy units as possible. An infantryman counts for one point, a ship counts for two. The country whose helicopter is the first to reach ten thousand points will officially win a BRAND NEW TOYOTA 1988 4x4 TRUCK as well as a ten year supply of toilet paper for a regiment of your choosing. The rules are simple: You are allowed to hunt the enemy down with the helicopter's gun and whatever bombs it might carry. No calling for missile strikes or CAS aircraft, no napalm, no chemical weaponry.

[Communtopia]

We also deploy a single helicopter

Bloody hell, more flying metal beast! How the devil does something like that fly?

[L3 Communications]

We'll send one jet aeroplane, specifically a Northrop F-23A Black Widow II.

[Communtopia]

We'll send one jet aeroplane, specifically a Northrop F-23A Black Widow II.

Dear God, its an Iron Bird!

[The Emmerian Unions]

We send.......



THE DÄMMERUNG!!!!!

[Wutaco]

Attention all involved parties:
Cummuntopia season is now officially open. The belligerents will participate with their helicopters, and attempt to down as many enemy units as possible. An infantryman counts for one point, a ship counts for two. The country whose helicopter is the first to reach ten thousand points will officially win a BRAND NEW TOYOTA 1988 4x4 TRUCK as well as a ten year supply of toilet paper for a regiment of your choosing. The rules are simple: You are allowed to hunt the enemy down with the helicopter's gun and whatever bombs it might carry. No calling for missile strikes or CAS aircraft, no napalm, no chemical weaponry.

Yayz! The hunt!


Wutaco sends 20 tanks to the hunt.

[Belkaland]

Mattias Nellson, the World's Greatest Mercenary and the lone member of the Belkan 666th Army, climbed into the Mi-35 hind that was assigned to him. Look beside him, the Captain of the Boxer-Class CVL KMV Deadman, Jack S. Hawking handed Mattias his trusty AK-74 that he never went anywhere without. Accepting the rifle, Mattias asked his his low voice "Wanna come with?" Startled, the Capt. replied "N-no sir, I-i perfer to stay w-with my sh-hip." "Too bad, you would'va had fun. See ya Captain." With that, Mattias turned over the Hind and took off and headed for Communtopia.

Back on the deck, Capt. Hawking grabbed his radio and yelled into it "GET US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW!!! FULL SPEED!!!". In the Bridge, the Helmman push the levers to push up the power to the engines. When it reached Full Power, a signal was sent to a small block of C4. The C4 was attached to the side of the Ammo Room where nobody could see it.

With Mattias, as he flew towards Communtopia, he saw out of the corner of his eye the Boxer-Class CVL explode and crack in two. "Deny me my beer will ya? No one denies me my beer."

[Birkaine]

Official Broadcast of the Birkanian Government

--I AM IN YOUR SPECTRUM, STEALING YOUR FREQUENCIES--

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<<Good mooooorning, everybody! I am Ilya Vadovich here on the Snuff it channel!>>


<<And I am Lenin>>

Vadovich: "Today we're here to bring you the special, live eddition edition of the 1st Birkanian Infantry Season, where each country gets a helicopter to relentlessly attack defenseless infantry. The rules are simple. Each country gets a single aircraft piloted by the creme of the crop, and they all head for the volunteer country to make some heads roll, and fire until their cannons overheat for the brand new TOYOTA™ truck. Each infantry man counts for one point, each ship counts for two, and each catgirl counts for three and a half. In this case we get the beautiful nation of Communtopia, the air is clean, the sun smiles and there's not a single radar or AA gun to be seen. This will be a good season! Am I right, comrade Lenin?"

Lenin: "So far we have two official sides, expect more soon. On one side, the Birkanian Army Air Force represented by a brand new Mil Mi-28 attack helicopter, flown by Lt. Benjamin Dasko, and with the famous Lt. Tatiana Radlanova as gunner. Their killing machine, powered by two 2x Klimov TV3-117VM turboshafts is surely going to allow them rapid movement over the hunting area, but I personally think the Havoc is more fit for the anti-tank role.

On the other side, Belkaland, flying a large Mil Mi-24 gunship armed to the teeth and flown by someone thousands of times more dangerous than the gunship, teir Mercenary Mattias of the 666th army. Their helicopter, powered by two 2× Isotov TV3-117 turbines and flaunting a Yak-B 12.7mm machine gun along with most weaponry known to man is surely going to rip large concentrations of infantry to shreds, but they might have to reload often and their helicopter is slow."

Vadovich: "This is surely going to be a close competition, I'm eager to see how this turns out"

[United Gordonopia]

To: The People's Republic of Communtopia
From: Gordonopian Arms

If you will remember, you released a statement about the great power of your army not to long ago. We responded with an offer for even greater weapons then the technologicly advanced ones you already owned. Check them out, you'll like what you see

ooc: go to the Factbooks and National Information thread about the Communtopian People's Liberation Army. You will like what you see! The thread is here: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=8684&hilit=+communtopia

That's in case you lost it.