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Postby Reilek » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:07 pm

Tiltin arrived in a dignified suit and tie, with his wife Margret at his side, they greeted the Daichi family and went around the room, searching for friends and other world leaders they knew.

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Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:07 pm

Unilisia wrote:Walking back up to Sagdor, Eve said "Since I have only gone to war once in my time of leadership, I will gladly atribute military forces in defense of the trade routes and such. My most elite troops are always at the ready."


Josh let out a short chuckle, less than a year in office and Ralkovia had conquered an alliance, subjugated an entire nation, and colonized most of the surrounding land. The Ralkovian military was literally always on the move and with over 150 million troops it was one of the strongest in the region.
Ralkovia had a certain kind of strength. It was a militarized nation always expanding to feed itself. In otherwords it was a fire that consumed everything in its way in an effort to stay alive. This was helped along by the Death Guard, the elite soldiers of the Empire, had been used hundreds of times to crush all ralkovian enemies.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
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Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:08 pm

Ralkovia wrote:"hmm, so then Ms. Staleko, I am interested in your nation. Unilisia, if I pronounced it correctly. I've frankly never heard much about it," he said without the sound of arrogance. He instead had a genuine curious tone. Meanwhile, Delaney's whiskey was handed to one of the Death Guard who examined it before handing it off to a waiter telling him to throw it away.


"Well, Unilisia is a starkly safe and large country, that follows a generally open yet isolationist policy. My nation is allied with 3 powerful regions, the Regionale, The Union, and NAZI EUROPE. My government has nothing against any religion, although they have no political power. Were pretty much your average nation, although our miltary has expanded into space, with small colonies growing rapidly. May I ask what your nation is like ?"
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Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
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Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

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Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

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Postby Clamparapa » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:14 pm

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Meanwhile, Sangdor Maff lifted his hand and shook his head. "I completely agree with you as to why we need to have a military. Perhaps instead of having the military protect the nations themselves, we simply use our navies and armies to protect the trade routes thus having the most well-protected trade routes in the world. Who knows?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:14 pm

I was wondering if any of you need nuclear technology, we are highly renowned for our green and peaceful technologies, I do not make nuclear bombs though, they are dreaded things, but I make lots of missiles
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:15 pm

IC: I have nuclear warheads and energy technologies, I am fine thank you very much :roll:
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:17 pm

He gave a grin,"Ralkovia like its allies are powerful. We are expansionist, militaristic, imperialist. We hold 10 different colonies, many protectorates, and we govern millions of people. Too our enemies we are feared and hated, to our allies we are loved."
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:18 pm

Unilisia wrote:IC: I have nuclear warheads and energy technologies, I am fine thank you very much :roll:

oh but I can make them more efficient, you see we do that too
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
This is why I hate giraffes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -8.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.10
http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=-8.00&soc=-4.10

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:20 pm

Hmm...let me think....sure, make my nuclear power and warheads more efficient. :) Better for me :P
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Barrettstia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:22 pm

Chris turned to DeLaney to reply, "I wouldn't have thought that a party such as this would be the appropriate place to discuss arms deals, Prime Minister. In any event, I will decline your offer. Barrettstia recently achieved nuclear technology and we are perfectly capable of producing our own weapons or buys them from nations we actually deem trustworthy."

Returning to the conversation with the Ralkovian emperor, he continued, "I must say, your eminence, that as the leader of what is, by comparison to your own, a peaceful nation, I find the idea of your continuous outward conquest almost alien. The nations in my own region have reached something of a state of equilibrium in that any militaristic expansion has now become next to impossible. Most nations have more or less the same strength and if one ever attempted to invade another then nearly all other nations would immediately side with the defender and the aggressor is forced to stand down. For the most part we are all quite happy with the state of peace and aside from the usual creation and collapse of other nations our borders have moved comparatively little.

"Nowadays our military is almost fully concerned with peacekeeping missions when our neighbours do get too uppity."
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:23 pm

Ralkovia wrote:He gave a grin,"Ralkovia like its allies are powerful. We are expansionist, militaristic, imperialist. We hold 10 different colonies, many protectorates, and we govern millions of people. Too our enemies we are feared and hated, to our allies we are loved."


"Well, Unilisia has colonies in space and on land, may want to read up on the Colony of Jesseilisia.We are also a superpower in our region. Care to be allies ?" she asked, waiting for his answer as she greeted the royalty of Reilek. "Margaret is it ?" she said, shaking each of their hands, ending with his wife.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:25 pm

Unilisia wrote:Hmm...let me think....sure, make my nuclear power and warheads more efficient. :) Better for me :P

You already sorta payed me if you know what I am talking about
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
This is why I hate giraffes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -8.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.10
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:26 pm

Rashuta wrote:
Unilisia wrote:Hmm...let me think....sure, make my nuclear power and warheads more efficient. :) Better for me :P

You already sorta payed me if you know what I am talking about


OOC: LOL yes I do know what your talking about :lol2:
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Barrettstia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:28 pm

Chris felt a need to come to Evelyn's defence, "I'm sure she doesn't know what you mean," he replied sternly, "And if I were you I would stop with your unsubtle hints and keep a civil tongue in your head from now on unless you want escorted out again."
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Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:28 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Rashuta wrote:
Unilisia wrote:Hmm...let me think....sure, make my nuclear power and warheads more efficient. :) Better for me :P

You already sorta payed me if you know what I am talking about


OOC: LOL yes I do know what your talking about :lol2:

I can give you bio-weapons for a bit more :lol2:
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
This is why I hate giraffes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -8.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.10
http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=-8.00&soc=-4.10

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Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:29 pm

Barrettstia wrote:Chris felt a need to come to Evelyn's defence, "I'm sure she doesn't know what you mean," he replied sternly, "And if I were you I would keep a civil tongue in your head from now on unless you want escorted out again."


OOC: Honestly I do know what he is talking about, its another thing.

IC: "Thank you."
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:30 pm

Barrettstia wrote:Chris felt a need to come to Evelyn's defence, "I'm sure she doesn't know what you mean," he replied sternly, "And if I were you I would stop with your unsubtle hints and keep a civil tongue in your head from now on unless you want escorted out again."

we talk via telegram, inside joke
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
This is why I hate giraffes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -8.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.10
http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=-8.00&soc=-4.10

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Postby Barrettstia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:31 pm

OOC: Oh, I thought it was a reference to the "Royal Suite" request
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Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:32 pm

Barrettstia wrote:OOC: Oh, I thought it was a reference to the "Royal Suite" request


OOC:No biggy :P
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:40 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:"Well, Unilisia has colonies in space and on land, may want to read up on the Colony of Jesseilisia.We are also a superpower in our region. Care to be allies ?" she asked, waiting for his answer as she greeted the royalty of Reilek. "Margaret is it ?" she said, shaking each of their hands, ending with his wife.


"A space colony is worthless in all due respects. It is simply a dazzler to show that you are advanced yet it serves no real purpose as there is much land still available. Ralkovia also has a single planetary base on Mar's for resource mining," he said rather bluntly but waited a moment for her to finish greeting the royalty of Reilek.

"An alliance would be an interesting proposal," he said looking at her blankly his mind working on the decision,"Perhaps we should discuss this at a different time."
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Myosa » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:47 pm

ah, Ryan nice to see you, when was our last talk? oh the day of our anti-communist revolution

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Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:47 pm

"A space colony is worthless in all due respects. It is simply a dazzler to show that you are advanced yet it serves no real purpose as there is much land still available. Ralkovia also has a single planetary base on Mar's for resource mining," he said rather bluntly but waited a moment for her to finish greeting the royalty of Reilek.

"An alliance would be an interesting proposal," he said looking at her blankly his mind working on the decision,"Perhaps we should discuss this at a different time."[/quote]

"Jesseilisia is a colony on Earth, and most of our space colonies are similarly for resource purposes only. As a whole, our society is not boastful, and just because your nation is powerful does not mean we are afraid of you. I believe we should discuss this at another time, as you suggested." With that she bid him adeu and sat down next to the Barrettsian leader.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:49 pm

we have many mining facilities in space our main one is on saturn's moon Titan
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
This is why I hate giraffes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -8.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.10
http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=-8.00&soc=-4.10

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:50 pm

Myosa wrote:ah, Ryan nice to see you, when was our last talk? oh the day of our anti-communist revolution


IC: "Welcome to the party :hug: " said Evelyn, shaking his hand.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Postby Myosa » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:52 pm

Rashuta wrote:we have many mining facilities in space our main one is on saturn's moon Titan

do your men moon walk? hehehe, why exploit another land when you can exploit your own is what I have to say

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