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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:50 pm

sends a formal apology to everyone and has a helicopter swoop in and "rescue" his girlfriend
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Barrettstia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:50 pm

Premier Chris B Chikin produces a wand and casts "Epic Ignore Troll". He rolls a natural twenty and Rashuta's input is ignored from the entire thread.
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:53 pm

Barrettstia wrote:Premier Chris B Chikin produces a wand and casts "Epic Ignore Troll". He rolls a natural twenty and Rashuta's input is ignored from the entire thread.


occ: I was good for the first part, but I was drunk, and I did apologize
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
This is why I hate giraffes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Political Compass:
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:55 pm

OOC: Rashuta I'm gonna ignore you.

IC: Chancelloress Staleko drinks her martini and watches the idiotic fighting.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Euroslavia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:56 pm

Rashuta wrote:
Barrettstia wrote:Premier Chris B Chikin produces a wand and casts "Epic Ignore Troll". He rolls a natural twenty and Rashuta's input is ignored from the entire thread.


occ: I was good for the first part, but I was drunk, and I did apologize


If your sole purpose is to ruin this role play by trolling, knock it off.
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Rashuta
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:57 pm

Comes back to the party sobered up a bit without his assault rifle asking forgiveness
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
This is why I hate giraffes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Political Compass:
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http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=-8.00&soc=-4.10

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:59 pm

occ: I am not trying to troll, I am IC a drunk man
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
This is why I hate giraffes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -8.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.10
http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=-8.00&soc=-4.10

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Clamparapa » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:00 pm

Accompanied by three flanking Wolverines (which were told to wait outside and guard against any trolls equipped with thread-crushing clubs), High Administrator Sangdor Maff entered the party and joined in the fun. Dressed in his usual cloak, he headed over to Premier Chikin. He extended his hand, and told the Premier, "I am High Administrator Sangdor Maff of the UNC Clamparapa. I believe we have spoken before of your nuclear weapons. I would like to again offer my congratulations on your successes."

EDIT: Also eying the beautiful Chancelloress beside Chikin, he introduced himself to her as well. "I am High Administrator Sangdor Maff. To whom do I owe the pleasure?"
Last edited by Clamparapa on Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:03 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Barrettstia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:00 pm

Dusting himself down, Premier Chikin ordered another drink to replace the one he'd spilt in the firefight and sat down on a stool next to the Chanceloress. "Sorry about that," he said, "I'm Premier Chikin - Barrettstia."

As he sipped the glass of whiskey he was served, the pair were approached by Administrator Maff. Chris accepted his hand and shook it, replying, "Ah yes. I remember. Thanks very much and it's good to finally put a face to the name," leaning back and taking another sip of his drink, he started chatting with the two other heads of state, "So, have either of you ever had experience with Rashutans before this?"

Rashuta wrote:
Barrettstia wrote:Premier Chris B Chikin produces a wand and casts "Epic Ignore Troll". He rolls a natural twenty and Rashuta's input is ignored from the entire thread.


occ: I was good for the first part, but I was drunk, and I did apologize

OOC: Actually, you were bad from the moment you started that inappropriate online flirting with Unilisia.
Last edited by Barrettstia on Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:09 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:01 pm

Chancelloress Staleko holds her palm over her Mateba as Prime Minister DeLaney enters the room. :mad:
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:03 pm

OOC: To the Prime Minister Chikin "Kind of...recently, but I dont really care about that, should never come to a party drunk."
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:03 pm

Barrettstia wrote:Dusting himself down, Premier Chikin ordered another drink to replace the one he'd spilt in the firefight and sat down on a stool next to the Chanceloress. "Sorry about that," he said, "I'm Premier Chikin - Barrettstia." He sipped his drink, "Have you ever had experience with Rashuta before this?"

Rashuta wrote:
Barrettstia wrote:Premier Chris B Chikin produces a wand and casts "Epic Ignore Troll". He rolls a natural twenty and Rashuta's input is ignored from the entire thread.


occ: I was good for the first part, but I was drunk, and I did apologize

OOC: Actually, you were bad from the moment you started that inappropriate online flirting with Unilisia.


occ It teaches kids not to be alcoholics I am a good man like Jesus
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
This is why I hate giraffes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -8.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.10
http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=-8.00&soc=-4.10

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:05 pm

OOC: You tried to flirt with me like a whackjob. I'll talk to you, but after my experience with acquaintances, I dont trust you in the least. >:(
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Clamparapa » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:06 pm

Clamparapa wrote:Accompanied by three flanking Wolverines (which were told to wait outside and guard against any trolls equipped with thread-crushing clubs), High Administrator Sangdor Maff entered the party and joined in the fun. Dressed in his usual cloak, he headed over to Premier Chikin. He extended his hand, and told the Premier, "I am High Administrator Sangdor Maff of the UNC Clamparapa. I believe we have spoken before of your nuclear weapons. I would like to again offer my congratulations on your successes."

EDIT: Also eying the beautiful Chancelloress beside Chikin, he introduced himself to her as well. "I am High Administrator Sangdor Maff. To whom do I owe the pleasure?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:06 pm

Unilisia wrote:Chancelloress Staleko holds her palm over her Mateba as Prime Minister DeLaney enters the room. :mad:

sorry, I will send your country aid if it makes things any better, and I will fix this house

and for some of you:
maybe you should have titled this
You (but not you Ryan DeLaney) are invited to a party
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
This is why I hate giraffes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -8.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.10
http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=-8.00&soc=-4.10

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:08 pm

(perhaps someone should start a new party thread?)
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:09 pm

Clamparapa wrote:
Clamparapa wrote:Accompanied by three flanking Wolverines (which were told to wait outside and guard against any trolls equipped with thread-crushing clubs), High Administrator Sangdor Maff entered the party and joined in the fun. Dressed in his usual cloak, he headed over to Premier Chikin. He extended his hand, and told the Premier, "I am High Administrator Sangdor Maff of the UNC Clamparapa. I believe we have spoken before of your nuclear weapons. I would like to again offer my congratulations on your successes."

EDIT: Also eying the beautiful Chancelloress beside Chikin, he introduced himself to her as well. "I am High Administrator Sangdor Maff. To whom do I owe the pleasure?"


IC: "Nice to meet you." Chancelloress Staleko shakes his hand, then takes a sip of her martini. :hug:
Last edited by Unilisia on Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:10 pm

Ralkovia wrote:(perhaps someone should start a new party thread?)

do it
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
This is why I hate giraffes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -8.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.10
http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=-8.00&soc=-4.10

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:11 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Clamparapa wrote:
Clamparapa wrote:Accompanied by three flanking Wolverines (which were told to wait outside and guard against any trolls equipped with thread-crushing clubs), High Administrator Sangdor Maff entered the party and joined in the fun. Dressed in his usual cloak, he headed over to Premier Chikin. He extended his hand, and told the Premier, "I am High Administrator Sangdor Maff of the UNC Clamparapa. I believe we have spoken before of your nuclear weapons. I would like to again offer my congratulations on your successes."

EDIT: Also eying the beautiful Chancelloress beside Chikin, he introduced himself to her as well. "I am High Administrator Sangdor Maff. To whom do I owe the pleasure?"


OOC: "Nice to meet you." Chancelloress Staleko shakes his hand, then takes a sip of her martini.


Unilisia do you understand what ooc mean?
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:14 pm

Yes, accidently put that instead of IC :oops: If only I knew how to edit my posts...
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:16 pm

OOC: Hehe nevermind :P
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Clamparapa » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:16 pm

OOC: Edit button in the top right hand corner of the post itself.

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:17 pm

Clamparapa wrote:OOC: Edit button in the top right hand corner of the post itself.


si senorita bonita
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
This is why I hate giraffes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -8.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.10
http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=-8.00&soc=-4.10

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:18 pm

Rashuta wrote:
Clamparapa wrote:OOC: Edit button in the top right hand corner of the post itself.


si senorita bonita


OOC: Speak in English or Russian...the languages I understand... :palm:
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Barrettstia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:19 pm

Premier Chikin turned to address Sandor, "So, Administrator, I heard you were in the process of starting a new alliance?"

OOC: If my character's chat seems terrible then I apologise. This is the first time I've RPed a party/character scenario and I have no idea what players normally talk about in these situations.
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Welfare; Freedom; Democracy!
Info: Factbook | Map | Salamander Arms & Munitions
Alliances: ODECON | Escapikickass
DEFCON: [1] 2 3 4 5
The Blaatschapen wrote:Fear the all knowing Barretstia for he is armed with information and knowledge *nods*
The Ularn wrote:
Zinaire wrote:I am a douchebag, but that doesn't make me any less right.
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

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