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Postby Barrettstia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:23 pm

OOC: Sorry guys - It was a joke we were having in TG that got a bit out of hand. Please don't slap us with hammers of banning. :P
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Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:30 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:(Hey I'm not in here to hook up, my Emperor is 16. He can't even legally drink alcohol. However he does have full control of my military and control of trillions of dollars.)


A 16 year old ? How the hell is he in charge ?


(He basically took control of the Death Guard which protect the Empress and threw a coup and won. He has an IQ of 194. It wasn't that hard to use the Death Guard to kill her supporters. He then took the military over and won control of the nation.)
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Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
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Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
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Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
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Postby Georgetpwn » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:34 pm

i never got an answer to my question:

Georgetpwn wrote:on appropriate attire:
would showing up stark naked count against?
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:35 pm

Ralkovia: Killing his mom...sinister.

George: I honestly dont care what your wearing :meh:
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

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Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:57 pm

Unilisia wrote:Ralkovia: Killing his mom...sinister.

George: I honestly dont care what your wearing :meh:

His sister and he took her captive.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Unilisia
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:13 pm

Ralkovia wrote:
Unilisia wrote:Ralkovia: Killing his mom...sinister.

George: I honestly dont care what your wearing :meh:

His sister and he took her captive.


Well, I killed the entire royalk family with a single Mateba revolver, and having trained with the Unilisian commandoes they automatically sided with me. Hence it was only a matter of line of succession >:D
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:14 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:
Unilisia wrote:Ralkovia: Killing his mom...sinister.

George: I honestly dont care what your wearing :meh:

His sister and he took her captive.


Well, I killed the entire royalk family with a single Mateba revolver, and having trained with the Unilisian commandoes they automatically sided with me. Hence it was only a matter of line of succession >:D

Funny and how old is she?
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:17 pm

This occured when I was 19, now I am 24.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:19 pm

ooc: funny, Josh has been in power for less than a year and has already got involved in several wars. I like your character, she seems entertaining to say the least. Perhaps I should take the alliance offer.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Postby Clamparapa » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:21 pm

Sangdor walked out of the bathroom and received a call. "Splendid, honey. I will wait for you here." He moved to door and waited for her arrival. Pulling out a large pipe, he lit it and started puffing out the rings. About 15 minutes later, his wife entered. Zeya Cole-Maff, a Rieler born woman, had originally been a farm girl before meeting Sangdor and falling for him. They're love for each other was almost unparalleled in the UNC, as the divorce rate was extremely high. Walking up to Premier Chikin, he introduced his wife. "My friend, this is my dear wife, Zeya Cole-Maff. We have been married for 17 long years." Zeya extended her hand.

OOC: This is assuming that Chikin has exited the lift.

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Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:22 pm

Ralkovia wrote:ooc: funny, Josh has been in power for less than a year and has already got involved in several wars. I like your character, she seems entertaining to say the least. Perhaps I should take the alliance offer.


OOC: I just use my name, and alter up the history.

IC: "Perhaps you should."
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:27 pm

I pull out a pistol and fire into the air to announce my re arrival
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
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Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:32 pm

I get drunk now
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
This is why I hate giraffes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Political Compass:
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Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:33 pm

Josh ignored Delaney although his Death Guard were already pulling off the safety on their weapons. Josh greeted Zeya before turning away to talk with a Death Guard for a moment.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:36 pm

Ralkovia wrote:Josh ignored Delaney although his Death Guard were already pulling off the safety on their weapons. Josh greeted Zeya before turning away to talk with a Death Guard for a moment.

oh come on have some fun *blam* shooting in the air and at our host is *blam* *blam* *blam*
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
This is why I hate giraffes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -8.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.10
http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=-8.00&soc=-4.10

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Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:37 pm

Ralkovia wrote:Josh ignored Delaney although his Death Guard were already pulling off the safety on their weapons. Josh greeted Zeya before turning away to talk with a Death Guard for a moment.


IC: "Maybe the Death Guard and the Unilisian Commandoes (called in our nation Honor Guards)should go on a joint mission some time, my men are highly proffesional, and so are yours."
Last edited by Unilisia on Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Postby Georgetpwn » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:38 pm

Rashuta wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:Josh ignored Delaney although his Death Guard were already pulling off the safety on their weapons. Josh greeted Zeya before turning away to talk with a Death Guard for a moment.

oh come on have some fun *blam* shooting in the air and at our host is *blam* *blam* *blam*


A Hobbes City guest could not contain himself to yell:
Rashuta! SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF HERE!
The Republic of Hobbes City (exiled), exists within Georgetpwn
DEFCON 5 4 3 2 1
Defense Minister of Novus Licentia Terra
The Republic of Hobbes City, composed of:
The Hobbes City Holding State of Georgetpwn
The People's Republic of M1 Helmet
The Protectorate of The Republic of Lanos
The Colony of Suvree
The Pacific Territory of Ferdinando Marcos

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Postby Clamparapa » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:39 pm

Wolverines storm in, grab Delaney and throw him out. The sergeant of the contingent (Wolverines are basically exoskeleton suits for soldiers) told him, "You have been IGNORED. Now leave before we use the IGNORE cannons."

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Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:43 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:Josh ignored Delaney although his Death Guard were already pulling off the safety on their weapons. Josh greeted Zeya before turning away to talk with a Death Guard for a moment.


IC: "Maybe the Death Guard and the Unilisian Commandoes (called in our nation Honor Guards)should go on a joint mission some time, my men are highly proffesional, and so are yours."

"Maybe," he said eyeing his own Death Guard who hesitantly put their weapons back in the holster. His glare told them that they would surely be reprimanded if they killed the Rashutan leader.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:49 pm

IC: The Unilisian Commandoes enter the party, leveling their PAPOP's at all armed soldiers, before putting back on their clamps. "Is everything ok my lady ?" the leader, Gabe-1, asked. "All is well, remain in defensible positions."
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:58 pm

OOC: Unilisia if you need help rping I can offer my assistance as well as offer up a number of alliances who would gladly help you.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:59 pm

Unilisia wrote:IC: The Unilisian Commandoes enter the party, leveling their PAPOP's at all armed soldiers, before putting back on their clamps. "Is everything ok my lady ?" the leader, Gabe-1, asked. "All is well, remain in defensible positions."


"How do your soldier's do in the jungles?"
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Unilisia
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:59 pm

Ralkovia wrote:OOC: Unilisia if you need help rping I can offer my assistance as well as offer up a number of alliances who would gladly help you.


I know how to roleplay, but if you mean war with people, that'd be nice to have backup. Btw, how do you make these thread posts ?
Last edited by Unilisia on Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:01 pm

Ralkovia wrote:
Unilisia wrote:IC: The Unilisian Commandoes enter the party, leveling their PAPOP's at all armed soldiers, before putting back on their clamps. "Is everything ok my lady ?" the leader, Gabe-1, asked. "All is well, remain in defensible positions."


"How do your soldier's do in the jungles?"


IC: "They have been trained in full tactics in every biome, including ships to ship combat in space.They are the best Unilisia has to offer."
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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