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Rashuta
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:18 pm

one last call for alcohol
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:19 pm

IC: I'd like some !"
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Myosa » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:20 pm

Unilisia wrote:IC: I'd like some !"


pours both himself and her a tall one

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:21 pm

Myosa wrote:
Unilisia wrote:IC: I'd like some !"


pours both himself and her a tall one


Eve takes it with glee.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Barrettstia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:26 pm

Armed with a fresh glass, Chris relaxed back into one of the seats. As he did Natalia broke off from her conversation with another group of people and approached him.

"I'm going back to the hotel," she said.

Chris nodded and smiled, "Take the car," he said, "I'm gonna stick around for a while. I'll get them to send it back round when I'm ready to leave."

She smiled and headed for the exit, maroon dress sweeping after her.Chris turned to talk to the Chancelloress, "So, Evelyn, are married?"

She responded with a strange look and he laughed, "Sorry," he said, "I'm not flirting; just asking, honestly"
Last edited by Barrettstia on Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:27 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Unilisia
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:27 pm

Barrettstia wrote:Armed with a fresh glass, Chris relaxed back into one of the seats. As he did Natalia broke off from her conversation with another group of people and approached him.

"I'm going back to the hotel," she said.

Chris nodded and smiled, "Take the car," he said, "I'm gonna stick around for a while. I'll get them to send it back round when I'm ready to leave."

As she left Chris turned to talk to the Chancelloress, "So, Evelyn, are married?"

She responded with a strange look and he laughed, "Sorry," he said, "I'm not flirting; just asking, honestly"


"No, I happen to single. Are you married ?" she asked, taking a drink from her glass.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Rashuta
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Rashuta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:31 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Barrettstia wrote:Armed with a fresh glass, Chris relaxed back into one of the seats. As he did Natalia broke off from her conversation with another group of people and approached him.

"I'm going back to the hotel," she said.

Chris nodded and smiled, "Take the car," he said, "I'm gonna stick around for a while. I'll get them to send it back round when I'm ready to leave."

As she left Chris turned to talk to the Chancelloress, "So, Evelyn, are married?"

She responded with a strange look and he laughed, "Sorry," he said, "I'm not flirting; just asking, honestly"


"No, I happen to single. Are you married ?" she asked, taking a drink from her glass.

do you want to hook up
Too bad knowledge really isn't power, otherwise us nerds would be the ones shoving people into lockers.
This is why I hate giraffes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -8.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.10
http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=-8.00&soc=-4.10

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Barrettstia
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Barrettstia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:31 pm

"Nope, single and searching," he said, grinning playfully, "A bachelor as the head of state for a regional superpower. Thank god Barrettstia's populated by sinful godforsaken heathens, else one shout of 'family values' and I'd never even have made it into the senate, never mind becoming the premier!" He laughed and took another sip of his drink.
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The Ularn wrote:
Zinaire wrote:I am a douchebag, but that doesn't make me any less right.
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:32 pm

Rashuta wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
Barrettstia wrote:Armed with a fresh glass, Chris relaxed back into one of the seats. As he did Natalia broke off from her conversation with another group of people and approached him.

"I'm going back to the hotel," she said.

Chris nodded and smiled, "Take the car," he said, "I'm gonna stick around for a while. I'll get them to send it back round when I'm ready to leave."

As she left Chris turned to talk to the Chancelloress, "So, Evelyn, are married?"

She responded with a strange look and he laughed, "Sorry," he said, "I'm not flirting; just asking, honestly"


"No, I happen to single. Are you married ?" she asked, taking a drink from her glass.

do you want to hook up


"Sorry...but I barely know you. And seeing what happened with my mother I doubt I'll ever marry."
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:33 pm

Barrettstia wrote:"Nope, single and searching," he said, grinning playfully, "A bachelor as the head of state for a regional superpower. Thank god Barrettstia's populated by sinful godforsaken heathens, else one shout of 'family values' and I'd never even have made it into the senate, never mind becoming the premier!" He laughed and took another sip of his drink.


"Hmm, we are alike. I am a bachellorette as the head of state of a regional superpower. Coincidental ?" she said, smiling.
Last edited by Unilisia on Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Barrettstia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:39 pm

"Yes. We are completely alike. Clearly we should have sex."

Chris maintained his straight face for as long he could before Evelyn's expression forced him to burst out laughing again.
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Welfare; Freedom; Democracy!
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Alliances: ODECON | Escapikickass
DEFCON: [1] 2 3 4 5
The Blaatschapen wrote:Fear the all knowing Barretstia for he is armed with information and knowledge *nods*
The Ularn wrote:
Zinaire wrote:I am a douchebag, but that doesn't make me any less right.
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:41 pm

Barrettstia wrote:"Yes. We are completely alike. Clearly we should have sex."

Chris maintained a straight face for as long as possible until the look on Evelyn's face forced him to burst out laughing again.


Eve laughed until she took another swig from her glass. She took a seat next to DeLaney.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Barrettstia
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Barrettstia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:46 pm

Chris shook his half-full tumbler and blinked suspiciously at it. "I think I might be getting quite drunk" he announced, then laughed again.
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Welfare; Freedom; Democracy!
Info: Factbook | Map | Salamander Arms & Munitions
Alliances: ODECON | Escapikickass
DEFCON: [1] 2 3 4 5
The Blaatschapen wrote:Fear the all knowing Barretstia for he is armed with information and knowledge *nods*
The Ularn wrote:
Zinaire wrote:I am a douchebag, but that doesn't make me any less right.
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

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Unilisia
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:50 pm

Barrettstia wrote:Chris shook his half-full tumbler and blinked suspiciously at it. "I think I might be getting quite drunk" he announced, then laughed again.


Eve laughed then began to doze a bit, before saying "Yeah me too..." ;)
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Barrettstia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:54 pm

Chris leaned back and stretched luxuriously on the couch, "Well," he said, "I have had a wonderful evening, but I think I shall now return to my hotel room. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen,"

He rose from his seat and started shaking hands with the other leaders and saying farewells.
Welfare; Freedom; Democracy!
Info: Factbook | Map | Salamander Arms & Munitions
Alliances: ODECON | Escapikickass
DEFCON: [1] 2 3 4 5
The Blaatschapen wrote:Fear the all knowing Barretstia for he is armed with information and knowledge *nods*
The Ularn wrote:
Zinaire wrote:I am a douchebag, but that doesn't make me any less right.
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:56 pm

IC: "I think I'll do the same." Eve shook the other ambassadors hands then speed walked her way to the elevator. :clap:
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:56 pm

Josh simply nodded and sighed, obviously bored. He had had nothing to drink and was busy tapping away at a small computer the size of a telephone. He was reading the war threats, almost 30. He laughed as he saw some nation had tried to get the WA to condemn Ralkovia.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Postby Barrettstia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:58 pm

Joining Evelyn in the lift, Chris clapped a hand to his head, "Dammit! Natalia's still got the car." Leaning against the wall he looked at her, smiling, "Looks like I might be stranded here..."
Welfare; Freedom; Democracy!
Info: Factbook | Map | Salamander Arms & Munitions
Alliances: ODECON | Escapikickass
DEFCON: [1] 2 3 4 5
The Blaatschapen wrote:Fear the all knowing Barretstia for he is armed with information and knowledge *nods*
The Ularn wrote:
Zinaire wrote:I am a douchebag, but that doesn't make me any less right.
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

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Unilisia
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:00 pm

Barrettstia wrote:Joining Evelyn in the lift, Chris clapped a hand to his head, "Dammit! Natalia's still got the car." Leaning against the wall he looked at her, smiling, "Looks like I might be stranded here..."


"Uhuh...might as well just go to sleep until she gets you." she said, rubbing the back of her neck.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Ralkovia
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:04 pm

( I believe he's wanting your character to invite his character back to your room. If I maybe so blunt 8)

Ralkovia cockblocking since '07)
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Unilisia
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:06 pm

Ralkovia wrote:( I believe he's wanting your character to invite his character back to your room. If I maybe so blunt 8)

Ralkovia cockblocking since '07)


OOC: hands down :bow: weirdest thing you've said today, but anyway not gonna happen.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Eeri
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Eeri » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:07 pm

I'm generally free as to what people can RP but the idea of the party is to associate with my leaders as well as other leaders, not to get knocked up. Any of this continues, I will keep adding to the list of those who are unwelcome when I get to repost this.
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Unilisia
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:09 pm

Eeri wrote:I'm generally free as to what people can RP but the idea of the party is to associate with my leaders as well as other leaders, not to get knocked up. Any of this continues, I will keep adding to the list of those who are unwelcome when I get to repost this.


Yeah I'm not trying to hook up, please dont block me :(
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Ralkovia
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:11 pm

(Hey I'm not in here to hook up, my Emperor is 16. He can't even legally drink alcohol. However he does have full control of my military and control of trillions of dollars.)
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Unilisia
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Re: You are invited to a party

Postby Unilisia » Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:23 pm

Ralkovia wrote:(Hey I'm not in here to hook up, my Emperor is 16. He can't even legally drink alcohol. However he does have full control of my military and control of trillions of dollars.)


A 16 year old ? How the hell is he in charge ?
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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