Kaiser Henrich von Strossen seeks fertile wife

[Allahnistan (Ancient)]

His Royal Majesty, Kaiser Henrich von Strossen, who have recently taken over Allahnistan seeks a fertile wife who is good with housework and will produce many children despite having his entire penis blown off by mutinying soldiers in World War II. He is open minded and does not mind age or looks.

[Madhistan]

your leader is old and creepy, stay away

[The Imperian Court]

Are we to be correct in understanding he is looking for a wife who is either capable of violating the laws of physics, or will be disloyal to him?

[Grittonia]

His Royal Majesty, Kaiser Henrich von Strossen, who have recently taken over Allahnistan seeks a fertile wife who is good with housework and will produce many children despite having his entire penis blown off by mutinying soldiers in World War II. He is open minded and does not mind age or looks.

We have found someone: Elena 'Hot Stuff' McChick. She is 22 and is extremely hot and good in housework. She will produce many babies.

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[Frasas]

Please consider one of Frasas's hottest:



She can do housework and can bring "pleasure" into the Kaisers life.....

[Unilisia]

Grittonia you are epic lulz. But Allahista, being a 17 year old, I cant marry yet. And your leader is old, and how the hell is he supposed to have sex if "it" got blown off ? That makes no sense.

[Grittonia]

Grittonia you are epic lulz. But Allahista, being a 17 year old, I cant marry yet. And your leader is old, and how the hell is he supposed to have sex if "it" got blown off ? That makes no sense.

Is epic lulz good or bad? It is EPIC so it must be good, right?

[Krytak]

His Royal Majesty, Kaiser Henrich von Strossen, who have recently taken over Allahnistan seeks a fertile wife who is good with housework and will produce many children despite having his entire penis blown off by mutinying soldiers in World War II. He is open minded and does not mind age or looks.

To: Kaiser Henrich von Strossen
From: The Republic of Krytak, Vice-Regent Roland Maxwell
Subj: coup d'état in Allahnistan

Perhaps you should have taken over the country before His Royal Majesty, Ahmed Majahin Alimadha X, gave away his entire harem. My wife, the Honorable Duchess Hijahi Maxwell is appalled that her homeland has been overrun by, as she puts it, "infidels".

By which means has the Kaiser taken control of Allahnistan? The Republic of Krytak has pulled several of its naval vessels from other duty to rejoin the 5th fleet , and said battlegroup is being dispatched to Allahnistan to assess the situation. Furthermore, The Republic of Krytak will not recognize an illegitimate ruler over one of its allied nations.

Sincerely,