About possible war on Delaclava

[Tezdrian]

Tezdrian withdraws our support.

[Clamparapa]

OOC: I see. Fiber, you need a reason to wage war. Seriously. Rejecting help is one thing, but then waging war on the people trying to help is as jerk-ish as it gets.

[Filbertiana]

And so, with a glorious declaration in front of the national telescreens, Commissar Mikhail Alexeiovich Stuyonovich bellowed into the microphone, fist waving through the air, and black great coat billowing in the breeze. The crowd beneath him was chanting, and then Mikhail drew the sabre from the hilt, cold steel gleaming as the sun reflected off its surface. With that motion, he sliced the sword into an effigy of a swastika before rattling it above his head.

"COMRADES! Today is a great day, for today is the day that fascism and idiocy fall from their bastions of worship by the uninformed! It is time for us to demolish the nation known as...er...Filbertiana! They continually harass other countries for little reason, and hypocritically claim that they are 'peaceful peoples' while at the same time drawing the very sword they swore to destroy! The chauvinistic pigs in...Filbre-Filbertania will cease to exist after this day! This glorious decree, signed by every minister and given unanimous approval, will ensure my ability to destroy Filbertania with a wave of my hand!

"Thus, as I do so, Filbertania will disappear! Vanish! Never again will the great proletarian comrades in Stoklomolvi need to suffer from the existence of Filbertain- Filbertania!"

He swung the sabre into a sheet with the map of Filbertania drawn on it, and after the map fell onto his arms it was revealed that he had pressed a gigantic red button. Seventeen ИГНОР-44 class nuclear MIRV missiles emerged from their silos, and in a magnificent flash of light erupted and flew at great speeds towards the country of Filbertania. As the crowds watched, the map of Filbertania was slowly consumed by a raging nuclear fire, and the country was no more.

tl;dr Filbertania ignored.

Hey friend I am half-communistic country,my top 5 strongest parties in the land are social democratic,democratic,liberal democratic,socialistic and communistic.

I am greatest antifa activist that banned racism,man who organized our racial and national socialistic parade in 1989,was paroled in 2006,after serving 17 years in prison sentence.

Fascist?!Never!

[The Emmerian Unions]

Official Communiqué from The Royal Republic of the Emmerian Unions

To: Fibertiana

To whom it may concern,

Please be quiet, and behave like the little child you are, before you invoke the wrath of the adults.

Sincerly,
Random citizen #105

[Filbertiana]

Even though we are not allies with Declava,


We will help defeat any War-Mongering psycos who declare on peacful nations for such bad reasons.

We didnt't declared war,we never had war with anyone,but such a hate that Delaclava made!

Every thread where I posted anything-Delaclava is calling me "stupid grasshopper",and always telling just:"stop spaming!",because I was uploading photos and writing about presenter on my national finals and possibly on WorldVision if my host bid will win.

[Filbertiana]

OOC: I see. Fiber, you need a reason to wage war. Seriously. Rejecting help is one thing, but then waging war on the people trying to help is as jerk-ish as it gets.

Who declared war to my helpers!

I said "Thank you very much,friends!" and "We can defeat him together!"

[Delaclava]

Even though we are not allies with Declava,


We will help defeat any War-Mongering psycos who declare on peacful nations for such bad reasons.

We didnt't declared war,we never had war with anyone,but such a hate that Delaclava made!

Every thread where I posted anything-Delaclava is calling me "stupid grasshopper",and always telling just:"stop spaming!",because I was uploading photos and writing about presenter on my national finals and possibly on WorldVision if my host bid will win.

I didn't call you "stupid". Grasshopper is just a joking term for young people with a bit to learn. There was nothing vicious meant when I said that.

[Shazbotdom]

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE SUPREME EMPEROR
MR. LARRY WILLIAMS

After taking notice of this little list and "possible war" that is being emplaced by you, we in the Shazbotdom Empire have come to the realization that your government is useless to the International Community. We do not aknowledge the existance of The Republic of Filbertiana as a soverign nation and will allow anyone who pleases to annex the territory if they wish. The Empire will not care if the non-governmental regulated territory of Filbertiana is annexed by any nation on Earth.

[Clamparapa]

OOC: I see. Fiber, you need a reason to wage war. Seriously. Rejecting help is one thing, but then waging war on the people trying to help is as jerk-ish as it gets.

Who declared war to my helpers!

I said "Thank you very much,friends!" and "We can defeat him together!"

OOC: I mean when Delaclava offered you help, you turned on him.

[Filbertiana]

Even though we are not allies with Declava,


We will help defeat any War-Mongering psycos who declare on peacful nations for such bad reasons.

We didnt't declared war,we never had war with anyone,but such a hate that Delaclava made!

Every thread where I posted anything-Delaclava is calling me "stupid grasshopper",and always telling just:"stop spaming!",because I was uploading photos and writing about presenter on my national finals and possibly on WorldVision if my host bid will win.

I didn't call you "stupid". Grasshopper is just a joking term for young people with a bit to learn. There was nothing vicious meant when I said that.

You called me to left NS forever,didn't you?

[Delaclava]

I don't recall saying that. You have a feeble case against me, please stop harassing me.

[Filbertiana]

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE SUPREME EMPEROR
MR. LARRY WILLIAMS

After taking notice of this little list and "possible war" that is being emplaced by you, we in the Shazbotdom Empire have come to the realization that your government is useless to the International Community. We do not aknowledge the existance of The Republic of Filbertiana as a soverign nation and will allow anyone who pleases to annex the territory if they wish. The Empire will not care if the non-governmental regulated territory of Filbertiana is annexed by any nation on Earth.

Dear mr.Williams,

Because of the interests of the Republic of Filbertiana,from this moment Filbertiana will behave like it is in war with Shazbotdom.Filbertian force do not want any civilian victims,so it will not attack any of your cities.It will call your presidential stab and inform about every attack.Our targets will be military headquarters and possibly presidential palace.

Sincerely yours,

Minister of defence of Republic of Filbertiana mr.George Unitson

[Clamparapa]

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE SUPREME EMPEROR
MR. LARRY WILLIAMS

After taking notice of this little list and "possible war" that is being emplaced by you, we in the Shazbotdom Empire have come to the realization that your government is useless to the International Community. We do not aknowledge the existance of The Republic of Filbertiana as a soverign nation and will allow anyone who pleases to annex the territory if they wish. The Empire will not care if the non-governmental regulated territory of Filbertiana is annexed by any nation on Earth.

Dear mr.Williams,

Because of the interests of the Republic of Filbertiana,from this moment Filbertiana will behave like it is in war with Shazbotdom.Filbertian force do not want any civilian victims,so it will not attack any of your cities.It will call your presidential stab and inform about every attack.Our targets will be military headquarters and possibly presidential palace.

Sincerely yours,

Minister of defence of Republic of Filbertiana mr.George Unitson

OOC: And NOW I see Delaclava's point. Fiber, you CAN'T go around declaring war on others for reasons like this.

[Filbertiana]

Sorry,I never declared war to Delaclava!

I said it is possible,but this fascist will get his!

[Shazbotdom]

Dear mr.Williams,

Because of the interests of the Republic of Filbertiana,from this moment Filbertiana will behave like it is in war with Shazbotdom.Filbertian force do not want any civilian victims,so it will not attack any of your cities.It will call your presidential stab and inform about every attack.Our targets will be military headquarters and possibly presidential palace.

Sincerely yours,

Minister of defence of Republic of Filbertiana mr.George Unitson

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE SUPREME EMPEROR
MR. LARRY WILLIAMS

I sincerely doubt that any weapon from your nation will make it within a few hundred kilometers of the Empire. If there is any attempt to attack the Empire, there will be retaliation. And there is no "President" within the Empire. I am the Supreme Emperor. That is the name of my position. There is no "Presidential Palace". There is the Shazbotdom Imperial Palace, which is the name of the building that counts as not only my home, but also as the main official governmental offices.

Our Military has several bases of operation and the Military Head Offices are in the 10th Sub-bacement of the Imperial Palace, which is heavily fortified.

We made no official threat to your nation, therefore we feel that a threat to us is unwarranted. If you do not recind your Declaration of War against the Empire and apologize for your unwarranted threat against the people and government of the Empire, we will have no choice but to draft and pass a bill within the Shazbotdom Imperial Parliament issuing an Official Declaration of War against The Republic of Filbertiana and any territorial holdings that your quasi-government has.

This will be your one and final warning. I hope you make the right decision and do what is best for your country.

[Silexhera]

Silexhera throws its military hat into the ring by promising to aid Fib... Filbre... Filbetr.. whoever is threatening Delaclava with their campaign.

Silexhera has never had any sort of problem with Delaclava - conversely Prime Minister Byron complimented the Delaclavs on their hospitality and 'culinary fortitude' upon a recent visit there - but the P.M. finds himself bored recently and has decided his sub-reserve military - if he can find it - needs a run out.

As soon as the Rt. Hon. Lion Byron finds his military, Fibertaniiisnanaia can expect his half-hearted backing in this most laughable of wars.

Now where did we leave our backup-reserve infantry? *looks under hat*

[Delaclava]

By the way, Anemos Major, a shipment of soft bakery bread is coming your way, along with some pastries, donuts, bagels, and pretzels. We hope you enjoy!

[Silexhera]

After further information has come to light, most notable including the relative proximity and availability of tasty soft bakery products, Silexhera rescinds its half-hearted opposition of Delaclava and has decided to sent the full weight of its army (currently two guys with sticks - you don't want to know what the sub-backup-reserve-territorial-army is like) to support Delaclava in whatever endeavours they chose to embark upon.

Prime Minister Byron was last seen licking his lips and remarking on just how much he loves Vanilla Slices.

[Delaclava]

After further information has come to light, most notable including the relative proximity and availability of tasty soft bakery products, Silexhera rescinds its half-hearted opposition of Delaclava and has decided to sent the full weight of its army (currently two guys with sticks - you don't want to know what the sub-backup-reserve-territorial-army is like) to support Delaclava in whatever endeavours they chose to embark upon.

Prime Minister Byron was last seen licking his lips and remarking on just how much he loves Vanilla Slices.

Would PM Byron like a shipment of Vanilla Slices, along with other products?

[Silexhera]

PM Byron happily accepts Delaclava's invitation to ship tasty products, hopefully including Vanilla Slices, yet asserts that this will not have any bearing on his deciding his diplomatic allegiance now or in future - albeit whilst giving the Delaclav leader the 'wink and the gun'.

Bryon would like to add that the full force of Audioslavia's military, currently consisting of nearly one million (1/100th odd of the population) angry nutters with really quite sharp sticks, as well as a vast array of explosive arsenal, could well be deployed in addition to Silexhera's troops. All Bryon has to do, so he says, is to give his Audioslavian colleague the 'wink and the gun'.

Those sticks, may we remind any Fibertiaiansiananans, are really quite sharp

[Ovindoli]

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There is NO reason for War!!! (OOC. Filbertiana you cant declare war on anyone who insults you, well you can but some veteran player'll crush you in an hour. So i recommend you say sorry and stop this.

[Filbertiana]

I said we will NOT NOT AND NOTHAVE WAR HUNDRED TIMES!!!WE ARE PEACEFUL!!!

DELACLAVA AND ME SIGNED PEACE!!!PEACE!!!PEACE!!!

[Filbertiana]

By the way, Anemos Major, a shipment of soft bakery bread is coming your way, along with some pastries, donuts, bagels, and pretzels. We hope you enjoy!

Can any mod delete this thread,I dont know what I thinked when I created it...

[Chazicaria]

this was the biggest fail/LMAO/LOL/BS thread EVER!!!

[Delaclava]

I said we will NOT NOT AND NOTHAVE WAR HUNDRED TIMES!!!WE ARE PEACEFUL!!!

DELACLAVA AND ME SIGNED PEACE!!!PEACE!!!PEACE!!!

You might have, but I didn't.