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Great Valencia
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Valencian Military Requests Assistance

Postby Great Valencia » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:01 pm

With the transitioning from Communist Dictatorship to a Capitalist Democracy, Great Valencia's economy has been in shambles, and the quickly established government is not yet permanent, but our last dictator is president now, and understands what must be done to turn it into a democratic nation. The once proud, massive and strong Valencian Military is now in shambles, with little to no organization or supply. Soldiers stationed in other nations have deserted, and soldiers in our very homeland are dieing every day from starvation, disease and hypothermia. The once massive 7,000 ship Valencian Navy has shrunk to 3,568 rusty ships, and the rest are either rusted beyond repair, or inoperable. The brand new Valencian government is calling out to the international community for the first time in our short history. We hope to establish better relations with once hostile nations, and friendly alike.

The Valencian Government is requesting 5 billion dollars in aid from any interested nation, which will be repaid immediately after a permanent, effective government is established, and the economy restored. Rebel groups have sprung up all over, which we are unable to fight. We also ask for soldiers and ships to protect our shores temporarily, and to help whats left of our military to root out the rebels, that live all over the nation, inside of cities, and in rebel camps in the mountains. We will be unable to supply any nation's soldiers, so we have created requirements that soldiers need to enter the nation in order to live. Heavy wool and cotton clothing will be required, due to the year long below 26 degree temperature. We thank everybody who responds to this call, and hope that you can help us.
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Postby British Kuwait » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:11 pm

To: The Government of Great Valencia
From: British Kuwait Minister of Foreign Affairs

Greetings, we are troubled to hear of our ally Great Valencia falling in difficult times. However, we support your transition into a democracy and wish to aid you. The Socialist Republic of British Kuwait offers 87,000 packages of food rations, $5,000,000,000 NSD to be transfered in increments of $500,000,000 over the following weeks. 12,000 volunteers from various military academies across British Kuwait are to be sent to Great Valencia for military service over the next 4 weeks.

Best regards,
Edward Wallace, Minister of Foreign Affairs.
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Great Valencia
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Postby Great Valencia » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:13 pm

Message from the President
To: British Kuwait
RE: Aid


Great Valencia would like to thank British Kuwait for helping us in times of need. In the future, all debts will be repaid, and Great Valencia will be back to full power with this donation. This painful transition is bound to last a very long time, and we thank you for sticking with us

Sincerely,
Vasily Zaytsev
President
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Postby Christantle » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:20 pm

To: The government of Great Valencia
From: Christantle's minister of foreign affairs


We have heard of your tranisition to democracy and the pain that it has caused. Christantle wishes to help by offering 5,000,000,000 dollars. There is no need to repay, only if you wish. If accepted, we will send in 5,000 soldiers of the army to help aid you in the rebel uprising.

Sincerely,
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Postby Great Valencia » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:21 pm

Message From The President
To: Christantle
RE: Aid


Great Valencia would like to thank you for your contribution to our reforms. All money will be repaid in full within the next few months or even possibly years.

Sincerely,
Vasily Zaytsev
President
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Postby Christantle » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:29 pm

Message to the Great Valencian Presidnet
From: Christantle's minister of foreign affairs


We pleased that you accept our offer to help. All we need to know now, is can we land all troops to stop the rebel uprising by copter? If so, are there any airports deemed safe enough to land at? Many aircrafts will be deployed immediatly upon reply. Thank your for the time taken to read this.

Sincerly,
Christantle's Minister of Foreign Affairs
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Postby Great Valencia » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:32 pm

Message from the President

To: Christantle
RE: Aid


Civilian airports are still active, and the seven airfields at Murmansk Military Base are still open and staffed by Valencian soldiers. Thank you once again for your support in a time of need. Our economy is slightly growing, and very soon we may have a functioning government up, and normal pace will be restored.

Sincerely
Vasily Zaytsev
President
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I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
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"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
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I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
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Postby Christantle » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:39 pm

Message to the Great Valencian President
Re:Aid


Thankyou very much. Aircrafts will be deployed immediatly. Soldiers will land at one of the seven airfields thats you mentioned a tMurmansk Military Base. We look forwards to meeting your soldiers and people in your wonderful, but struggling nation.
Sincerly,
Minster of Foreign Affairs,
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Postby Chrobalta » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:46 pm

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To: The Free Capitalist State of Great Valencia
From: Chrobaltan Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Subject: Economic and military aid

The Federation of Chrobalta would be more than happy to offer economic and military assistance to the The Free Capitalist State of Great Valencia. We believe that we have the capacity to your state in its time of need, in hopes that it will result in the creation of a more prosperous future for your people.

The Chrobaltan Ministry of Defefense (CMOD) can send (and sustain) 25,000 of our troops in your nation. We will also dispatch a carrier battle group to protect your shores. Our treasury can immediately send $15,000,000,000 in financial assistance to your nation.
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Postby Great Valencia » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:53 pm

Message from the President

To: Chrobalta
RE: Aid


It would be at this time that I call you Comrade, but our glorious days of Communism are over. I would like to thank you for supporting us in this time of need, even after we abandon the very ideology that you follow. Perhaps, after our economy is stable again, we may be able to establish an alliance?

Sincerely,
Vasily Zaytsev
President
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I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
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"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
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I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
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Postby Puerto Hispania » Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:01 pm

- From the desk of Presidente Jose Fernandez

To: The office the Great Valencia President
Re: Request for Assistance

We applaud your shift away from your previous form of government and in our effort to support freedom and democracy across the globe we will send support. We offer humanitarian aid, many aid organizations based in Puerto Hispania have already requested permission from the government to aid the Great Valencian people. We will also send large amounts of excess food grown in Puerto Hispania. We will be sending a hospital ship (protected under international law as an unarmed relief center) to provide medical care to the people of your nation.
We will also provide a small naval task group for the purpose of defending your shore from any potential foreign government seeking to take advantage of your weakened state to try to destroy your fledgling government. We will also send a force of [redacted (50)] Special Forces [redacted (Alpha Force)] commandos. These are specially trained Special Forces trained in counter-terrorism, counter insurgency, [redacted]. They will also be sent in with Puerto Hispanian Modified Chenowth Advanced Light Strike Vehicles as well as basic air support.

- Presidente Jose Fernandez

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Postby Great Valencia » Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:05 pm

Message From The President

To: Puerto Hispania
RE: Aid


We would like to thank you for the humanitarian contribution to our nation. Commandos are not needed, as the three elite branches of the Valencian military are loyal to us, and will not desert. Our economy is making a rapid recovery, and will soon be above it's previous prime, due to the change to capitalism. All debts to all nations will be repaid, and with over 20 billion dollars into our economy, we shall soon repay them. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Vasily Zaytsev
President
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I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
One other thing: There's no rule against profanity, but there IS a rule against spam. Bear that in mind, motherfuckers. - Lunatic Goofballs
"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
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I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
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Postby Great Valencia » Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:16 pm

Message From The President
To: Britcan
RE: Aid

We must decline your offer of kindness and aid, as our nation is still crowded with 19 million loyal Valencian soldiers, and thousands more foreign. Thank you, however.

Sincerely,
Vasily Zaytsev
President
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I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
One other thing: There's no rule against profanity, but there IS a rule against spam. Bear that in mind, motherfuckers. - Lunatic Goofballs
"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
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I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
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Postby The Mighty Islands » Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:22 pm

To: Great Valencia
From: The Republic of the Mighty Islands.
The Republic views the problems you have with much empathy. We too had problems much like your own once and wish to offer aid. We will send 500,000,000 and military aid. We will send 50% of our International Guard, 20,000 soldiers aprox. which has been trained for situations like this. They will arrive from the coast in a day.

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Postby Great Valencia » Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:23 pm

To: The Mighty Islands

We must decline your offer, as our economy is stabilizing.
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I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
One other thing: There's no rule against profanity, but there IS a rule against spam. Bear that in mind, motherfuckers. - Lunatic Goofballs
"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
-Conservative Morality
I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
"I'd find the tallest cliff I could, stand on the edge naked and hope I was sucked off." -Fartsniffage
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Postby Puerto Hispania » Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:34 pm

Great Valencia wrote:
Message From The President

To: Puerto Hispania
RE: Aid


We would like to thank you for the humanitarian contribution to our nation. Commandos are not needed, as the three elite branches of the Valencian military are loyal to us, and will not desert. Our economy is making a rapid recovery, and will soon be above it's previous prime, due to the change to capitalism. All debts to all nations will be repaid, and with over 20 billion dollars into our economy, we shall soon repay them. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Vasily Zaytsev
President


- From the desk of Presidente Jose Fernandez

To: The office the Great Valencia President
Re: Request for Assistance

We hope that t he humanitarian aid will be enough, the hospital ship and the naval task force are on their way, if you would prefer that the naval task force not be used to defend your shored against any possible attack then we will gladly switch them to a merely defensive role to protect the hospital ship from anyone who would attack a helpless relief center. The Special forces that were preparing for take off have been recalled.

- Presidente Jose Fernandez

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Postby IngliHaShem » Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:04 pm

To: The office the Great Valencia President
From: The Royal Palace of Melech J Inglis
Re: Request for Assistance

We have established two underground military bases on your soil with only a small area on top to house military vehicles and helicopter pads. Our tunnels are still being built to brach out all over the countryside of Valencia. 10,000 IngliHaSemeise soldiers are at each military base making 20,000 soldiers in your nation. Once both of these bases are complete, one will be handed to your forces and the other will stay in our hands until further notice.
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Postby Great Valencia » Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:08 pm

We must deny this. We will no longer accept soldiers into our nation, as there are still over 15 million loyal Valencian soldiers that haven't deserted. We have over 250 military bases in our nation, and 7 major ones, and do not want more.
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Postby IngliHaShem » Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:19 pm

To: The office the Great Valencia President
From: The Royal Palace of Melech J Inglis
Re: Access Denied

We are very sorry but we already have 20,000 soldeiers in an underground base in your nations boundry. The entrance to the base on your border with extra base entances in your nation though they are blocked and hidden. Are soldiers are in your nation and will remain until Melech J Inglis orders their removal. We will also boost their numbers to 50,000
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Postby Great Valencia » Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:20 pm

Actually, no. Thats godmodding, because I never allowed them in.
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I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
One other thing: There's no rule against profanity, but there IS a rule against spam. Bear that in mind, motherfuckers. - Lunatic Goofballs
"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
-Conservative Morality
I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
"I'd find the tallest cliff I could, stand on the edge naked and hope I was sucked off." -Fartsniffage
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Postby IngliHaShem » Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:24 pm

How the hell is that Godmodding?

20,000 people coming through your border in underground tunnels?

Your crazy
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Postby Great Valencia » Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:26 pm

Explain how you can cross over 5,000 miles of below -26 degrees water by tunnel without being detected by us?
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I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
One other thing: There's no rule against profanity, but there IS a rule against spam. Bear that in mind, motherfuckers. - Lunatic Goofballs
"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
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I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
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Postby Socialist States Owen » Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:27 pm

IngliHaShem wrote:How the hell is that Godmodding?

20,000 people coming through your border in underground tunnels?

Your crazy


ooc: Of course it's a godmod. You built a base with 20,000 people in it on his soil without permission, thats a major military force. And you built tunnels under his border.

If I was GV, I would call that an invasion.
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Postby Great Valencia » Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:28 pm

I call it a newbie mistake which Im going to just ignore. Either that, or a troll, because I seem to be the new center of a troll invasion here.
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I will now go back to my easier habits of threatening to slice babies in half in order to find who the true mother is.- The Archregimancy
One other thing: There's no rule against profanity, but there IS a rule against spam. Bear that in mind, motherfuckers. - Lunatic Goofballs
"They. Are. Alive. Too." So are bacteria. I feel no pity when I use hand sanitizer.
-Conservative Morality
I hope they don't ban it. Going to the airport is the only time I can get anyone to feel me up anymore. -Minoriteeburg
"I'd find the tallest cliff I could, stand on the edge naked and hope I was sucked off." -Fartsniffage
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